History Quotes / DestructoNookie

->'''Naruto:''' ''(after recieving a noogie)'' Are you this rough with Shino too?\\

->''"Don't look so please wi' yaself. It's old, it didn' take much."''

-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}.com''''s [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16357_the-10-most-terrifying-guides-to-sex.html#ixzz0wH5A907s The 10 Most Terrifying Guides to Sex]]

->''When did the building fall down?''
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', after having truly destructive sex with Spike.

->''That… got a little dark.''

'''Quark:''' You mean… ''(to his unscratched Klingon girlfriend)'' what have ''we'' been doing? ''(they laugh)''\\

''(Jadzia and Worf stagger in, supporting each other)''\\

-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''

-->-- ''WebComic/WalkyVerse'' "It's Walky!"

-->-- Website/{{Cracked}}.com's [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16357_the-10-most-terrifying-guides-to-sex.html#ixzz0wH5A907s The 10 Most Terrifying Guides to Sex]]

->"We didn't break the bed this time, did we? I mean, we really didn't, did we? I don't want to cost [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} you]] any more money."

->-- Website/{{Cracked}}.com's [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16357_the-10-most-terrifying-guides-to-sex.html#ixzz0wH5A907s The 10 Most Terrifying Guides to Sex]]

->-- '''Music/ToriAmos'''

->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', after having truly destructive sex with Spike.

->-- '''Sterling Archer''', after a 3-way with Lana and an arms dealer that involves chocolate smeared everywhere, ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''

->-- ''WebComic/WalkyVerse'' "It's Walky!"

->-- [[Music/{{Tori Amos}} Tori Amos]]

->-- [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Sterling Archer]], after a 3-way with Lana and an arms dealer that involves chocolate smeared everywhere

->'''Bashir:''' A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises and scratches -- what ''have'' you been doing?
->'''Quark:''' You mean… ''(to his unscratched Klingon girlfriend)'' what have ''we'' been doing? ''(they laugh)''
->'''Bashir:''' Never mind. [[BrainBleach I don't need that particular image running around my head]] -- I'll just treat you.
->''(Jadzia and Worf stagger in, supporting each other)''
->'''Bashir:''' What happened to you two?
->'''Worf:''' We, um--
->'''Jadzia:''' Well, um, if you must know--
->'''Bashir:''' No! No, uh, I don't need that image either. In fact, I -- I'm going to stop asking that question altogether. People can come in, I will treat them, and that's all.

->'''Clerk 1:''' You saw 'em! They had the stripes![[note]]A broad yellow stripe on a shirt being the semi-official [[SuperSoldier SEMME agent]] insignia[[/note]]
->'''Clerk 2:''' And you know what '''that''' means.
->'''Clerk 1:''' What, what -- like "ManOfSteelWomanOfKleenex?"
->'''Clerk 2:''' No, Laughing Boy, '''think'''. "Man of Steel, Woman of Steel, '''Bed''' of Kleenex."
->-- ''[[WebComic/WalkyVerse It's Walky!]]''

->-- ''[[WebComic/WalkyVerse It's Walky!]]''

->'''Clerk 1:''' You saw 'em! They had the stripes![[note]]A broad yellow stripe on a shirt being the semi-official SEMME agent insignia[[/note]]

-->-- ''[[WebComic/WalkyVerse It's Walky!]]''

->'''Clerk 1:''' You saw 'em! They had the stripes!

-->'''Clerk 1:''' You saw 'em! They had the stripes!
-->'''Clerk 2:''' And you know what '''that''' means.
-->'''Clerk 1:''' What, what -- like "ManOfSteelWomanOfKleenex?"
-->'''Clerk 2:''' No, Laughing Boy, '''think'''. "Man of Steel, Woman of Steel, '''Bed''' of Kleenex."

->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''

->-- [[{{Archer}} Sterling Archer]], after a 3-way with Lana and an arms dealer that involves chocolate smeared everywhere

->''That...got a little dark.''

->'''Bashir:''' A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises and scratches - what ''have'' you been doing?
->'''Quark:''' You mean...''(to his unscratched Klingon girlfriend)'' what have ''we'' been doing? ''(they laugh)''
->'''Bashir:''' Never mind. [[BrainBleach I don't need that particular image running around my head]] - I'll just treat you.

->'''Worf:''' We, um -
->'''Jadzia:''' Well, um, if you must know -
->'''Bashir:''' No! No, uh, I don't need that image either. In fact, I - I'm going to stop asking that question altogether. People can come in, I will treat them, and that's all.

->'''Bashir:''' Never mind. I don't need that particular image running around my head - I'll just treat you.

->-- [[{{Archer]] Sterling Archer]], after a 3-way with Lana and an arms dealer that involves chocolate smeared everywhere

->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->-- {{Cracked}}.com's [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16357_the-10-most-terrifying-guides-to-sex.html#ixzz0wH5A907s The 10 Most Terrifying Guides to Sex]]

->-- ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->-- ''StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''

->-- ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

-->''If your sex does require an emergency supply kit, and ends up with someone passed out, covered in hives and bleeding while the fire department is kicking your door in, we humbly suggest you just seriously did something wrong. Like really wrong. Whatever you were doing, don't do it again. For the love of God, don't do it again.''

-->-- {{Cracked}}.com's [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16357_the-10-most-terrifying-guides-to-sex.html#ixzz0wH5A907s The 10 Most Terrifying Guides to Sex]]

-->{{Cracked}}.com's [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16357_the-10-most-terrifying-guides-to-sex.html#ixzz0wH5A907s The 10 Most Terrifying Guides to Sex]]

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