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->“When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, ‘Yes, but is it the Catholic God or Protestant God in whom you don’t believe?'”
-->--'''Creator/QuentinCrisp'''
-->--'''Creator/QuentinCrisp'''
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->''"I don’t know if you grew up going to church and now you don’t, but it can be a weird existence. Because I like to make fun of it all day long, but then if someone like Creator/BillMaher says, 'Who would believe in a man up in the sky?' I'm like, 'My mommy, so shut the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] up! Stop calling my mommy dumb!'"''
-->-- '''Creator/JohnMulaney''', ''Kid Gorgeous''
-->-- '''Creator/JohnMulaney''', ''Kid Gorgeous''
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->''"I don’t know if you grew up going to church and now you don’t, but it can be a weird existence. Because I like to make fun of it all day long, but then if someone like Creator/BillMaher says, 'Who would believe in a man up in the sky?' I'm like, 'My mommy, so shut the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] up! Stop calling my mommy dumb!'"''
-->-- '''Creator/JohnMulaney''', ''Kid Gorgeous''
-->-- '''Creator/JohnMulaney''', ''Kid Gorgeous''
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->[My wife] said, "Okay, I don't get this shit because I wasn't raised Catholic and I'm fucking glad I wasn't and it's a fucked-up organization." I said, "No, we ''all'' know that."
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->[My wife] said, "Okay, I don't get this shit because I wasn't raised Catholic and I'm fucking glad I wasn't and it's a fucked-up organization." I said, "No, we ''all'' know that.''that''."
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->As I grew older, there were certain things about the way I thought, reacted, behaved. I came to ruefully and bemusedly understand that once you’re a Catholic, you’re always a Catholic. So I stopped kidding myself. I don’t often participate in my religion but I know somewhere... deep inside... I’m still on the team.
-->--'''Music/BruceSpringsteen''', ''Born to Run''
-->--'''Music/BruceSpringsteen''', ''Born to Run''
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->''"I don’t know if you grew up going to church and now you don’t, but it can be a weird existence. Because I like to make fun of it all day long, but then if someone like Creator/BillMaher says, 'Who would believe in a man up in the sky?' I'm like, 'My mommy, so shut the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] up! Stop calling my mommy dumb!'"''
-->-- '''Creator/JohnMulaney''', ''Kid Gorgeous''
-->-- '''Creator/JohnMulaney''', ''Kid Gorgeous''
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
->[My wife] said, "Okay, I don't get this shit because I wasn't raised Catholic and I'm fucking glad I wasn't and it's a fucked-up organization." I said, "No, we ''all'' know that."
-->-- '''Creator/JohnMulaney''', ''Kid Gorgeous''
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->[My wife] said, "Okay, I don't get this shit because I wasn't raised Catholic and I'm fucking glad I wasn't and it's a fucked-up organization." I said, "No, we ''all'' know that."
-->-- '''Creator/JohnMulaney''', ''Kid Gorgeous''
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'''Employee:''' Oh, yes. We can help you there. ''[hands him a book]'' ''Everybody Poops'' is still the standard, of course. ''[hands him another book]'' We've also got the less popular ''Nobody Poops But You".\\
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'''Employee:''' Oh, yes. We can help you there. ''[hands him a book]'' ''Everybody Poops'' is still the standard, of course. ''[hands him another book]'' We've also got the less popular ''Nobody Poops But You".You''.\\
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->'''Peter:''' Yeah, I'm looking for toilet training books.\\
'''Employee:''' Oh, yes. We can help you there. ''[hands him a book]'' ''Everybody Poops'' is still the standard, of course. ''[hands him another book]'' We've also got the less popular ''Nobody Poops But You".\\
'''Peter:''' Huh. Well, you see, we're Catholic, so...\\
'''Employee:''' ''[hands him a third book]'' Then you want ''You're a Naughty Child and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You''.\\
'''Peter:''' Perfect!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
'''Employee:''' Oh, yes. We can help you there. ''[hands him a book]'' ''Everybody Poops'' is still the standard, of course. ''[hands him another book]'' We've also got the less popular ''Nobody Poops But You".\\
'''Peter:''' Huh. Well, you see, we're Catholic, so...\\
'''Employee:''' ''[hands him a third book]'' Then you want ''You're a Naughty Child and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You''.\\
'''Peter:''' Perfect!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
