History Quotes / CreatorsPet

->''"The cliche is that [[Creator/ColinBaker (Colin) Baker's]] Doctor is in many ways a self-portrait of Creator/JohnNathanTurner. This is, I think, a bit strong, but there's a strong sense in which, in "Trial", he's an inadvertent stand-in for the series itself. Conceived in the afterglow of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who_exhibitions#Longleat Longleat]], he is a fatally flawed idea too arrogant to admit to the possibility of his failings even enough to defend himself. That only Baker's Doctor could be in this story is, in some sense, the point."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/06/his-almost-gleeful-pleasure-mindwarp.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS23E4TheUltimateFoe "The Ultimate Foe"]]

->''"The truth is, Creator/StevenMoffat has become the Great Intelligence. The threat posed by the Intelligence in '[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E13TheNameOfTheDoctor}} Name of the Doctor]]’ is that he/it will take over the Doctor’s entire life [[CosmicRetcon and rewrite it to suit himself]]. This in the same episode in which Moffat literally inserts his own character, Clara, [[GodModeSue into every moment of the Doctor’s life, having her meet every single one of his incarnations, putting her at the very moment when the Doctor first leaves Gallifrey, telling him which TARDIS to steal.]] This in the same episode in which he introduces an entirely new, never-before-seen incarnation of the Doctor. Whatever else you can say about him, Moffat isn’t a writer who allows himself to be troubled by an excess of self-awareness. Of course, all ''Who'' is a palimpsest. But Steven Moffat seems to be the only writer to work on the show who is absolutely determined to overwrite his own personality on top of the whole damned thing."''
-->--[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2014/03/guest-post-steven-moffat-case-for.html "Steven Moffat - A Case For The Prosecution"]]

->''"u kno ders sometin i rely ned 2 bing up nd its dat [[DearNegativeReader u ppl rely ned 2 STOP BASHIN RPNAN]]! HE IS A [[GaryStu GR8]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin PREFECT]] [[GodModeSue CHRATCRER]]! HES SMART [[RelationshipSue SEYX]] ND A [[BlatantLies GR8]] [[JerkSue PROSON]] ND Y U PPL RNT VOTIN 4 HIM IN MY PLL IS STUPI BILSHIT! U KNO HES [[AuthorAvatar BASD ON ME RIHT]]? WELL HES ND AMAIN CHRATCER SO [[TakeThatCritics FUK OV]]!"
-->-- [[WordOfGod Author's Note]], Naruto Veangance Revelaitons, on Ronan doing poorly in the favorite OriginalCharacter poll.

->"It's a good thing you're cute, Wesley, or you could really be obnoxious."
-->--Oliana, to Wesley, on an episode of Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration, lampshading what we were all thinking. (Except possibly the cute part.)

->''"The truth is, Creator/StevenMoffat has become the Great Intelligence. The threat posed by the Intelligence in '[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E13TheNameOfTheDoctor}} Name of the Doctor]]’ is that he/it will take over the Doctor’s entire life and rewrite it to suit himself. This in the same episode in which Moffat literally inserts his own character, Clara, [[GodModeSue into every moment of the Doctor’s life, having her meet every single one of his incarnations, putting her at the very moment when the Doctor first leaves Gallifrey, telling him which TARDIS to steal.]] This in the same episode in which he introduces an entirely new, never-before-seen incarnation of the Doctor. Whatever else you can say about him, Moffat isn’t a writer who allows himself to be troubled by an excess of self-awareness. Of course, all ''Who'' is a palimpsest. But Steven Moffat seems to be the only writer to work on the show who is absolutely determined to overwrite his own personality on top of the whole damned thing."''

->''"After three films, [[Creator/GeorgeLucas (George) Lucas]] finally got it. We only see this loathsome cunt for only [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith a brief moment or two]]. But even though his role as a funny thing for young kids is no longer useful, he's still running around the Senate doing stuff. Why isn't he working as a janitor somewhere? Y'know, the thing he did on Naboo was like fifteen years ago; you'd think the novelty would've worn off. Lucas just put him in there as a big '[[ShillingTheWesley fuck you]]' to the audience for not accepting him. It's ''good'' to show contempt for your audience."''

->''The cliche is that [[Creator/ColinBaker (Colin) Baker's]] Doctor is in many ways a self-portrait of Creator/JohnNathanTurner. This is, I think, a bit strong, but there's a strong sense in which, in "Trial", he's an inadvertent stand-in for the series itself. Conceived in the afterglow of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who_exhibitions#Longleat Longleat]], he is a fatally flawed idea too arrogant to admit to the possibility of his failings even enough to defend himself. That only Baker's Doctor could be in this story is, in some sense, the point.''

->''The cliche is that [[Creator/ColinBaker Baker's]] Doctor is in many ways [[AuthorAvatar a self-portrait]] of John Nathan-Turner. This is, I think, a bit strong, but there's a strong sense in which, in "Trial", he's an inadvertent stand-in for the series itself. Conceived in the afterglow of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who_exhibitions#Longleat Longleat]], he is a fatally flawed idea too arrogant to admit to the possibility of his failings even enough to defend himself. That only Baker's Doctor could be in this story is, in some sense, the point.''

-->--'''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' on ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengance''

-> "Listen to me, Creator/HideoKojima, you really need to face the fact that nobody seems to like [[Franchise/MetalGear Raiden]] as much as you do. I mean, no-one can say you didn't do all you could; you made him a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot cyborg breakdancing ninja]], and he's still a little bitch."
-->--'''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' on ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengance''

->''The cliche is that [[ColinBaker Baker's]] Doctor is in many ways [[AuthorAvatar a self-portrait]] of John Nathan-Turner. This is, I think, a bit strong, but there's a strong sense in which, in "Trial", he's an inadvertent stand-in for the series itself. Conceived in the afterglow of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who_exhibitions#Longleat Longleat]], he is a fatally flawed idea too arrogant to admit to the possibility of his failings even enough to defend himself. That only Baker's Doctor could be in this story is, in some sense, the point.''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/06/his-almost-gleeful-pleasure-mindwarp.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS23E4TheUltimateFoe}} "The Ultimate Foe"]]

->''"The major sin of “Web of Life”, much like its sister story “Web of Death,” is the utterly ham-fisted way it tries to force readers into thinking mystery villain [[TheCloneSaga Kaine]] is an absolutely rockass new character who deserves his own ongoing monthly title. Actually, he was a pretty damn boring villain and gets worse once you know his secret backstory, but we’ll get into that later. For now, he’s just a generic more-powerful-than-thou douchebag with vague motivations and a hilariously terrible costume, who exists to [[TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks destroy all possible sense of joy and entertainment in a comic.]]"''

->''"The major sin of “Web of Life”, much like its sister story “Web of Death,” is the utterly ham-fisted way it tries to force readers into thinking mystery villain Kaine is an absolutely rockass new character who deserves his own ongoing monthly title. Actually, he was a pretty damn boring villain and gets worse once you know his secret backstory, but we’ll get into that later. For now, he’s just a generic more-powerful-than-thou douchebag with vague motivations and a hilariously terrible costume, who exists to [[DarkerAndEdgier destroy all possible sense of joy and entertainment in a comic.]]"''

-->-- ''{{Smallville}}'', "Thirst" (C'mon, ''Smallville'' fans. She's amazing. [[TheBraveLittleToaster And there's nothing you can do about it.])

-->-- C'mon, ''{{Smallville}}'' fans. She's amazing. [[TheBraveLittleToaster And there's nothing you can do about it.]] ("Thirst")

-->-- C'mon, ''{{Smallville}}'' fans. She's amazing. [[TheBraveLittleToaster And there's nothing you can do about it.]]

-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/06/his-almost-gleeful-pleasure-mindwarp.html Phil Sandifer]]''', ''TARDIS Eruditorum''

->''"After three films, [[Creator GeorgeLucas (George) Lucas]] finally got it. We only see this loathsome cunt for only [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith a brief moment or two]]. But even though his role as a funny thing for young kids is no longer useful, he's still running around the Senate doing stuff. Why isn't he working as a janitor somewhere? Y'know, the thing he did on Naboo was like fifteen years ago; you'd think the novelty would've worn off. Lucas just put him in there as a big '[[ShillingTheWesley fuck you]]' to the audience for not accepting him. It's ''good'' to show contempt for your audience."''

->''"After three films, Lucas finally got it. We only see this loathsome cunt for only [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith a brief moment or two]]. But even though his role as a funny thing for young kids is no longer useful, he's still running around the Senate doing stuff. Why isn't he working as a janitor somewhere? Y'know, the thing he did on Naboo was like fifteen years ago; you'd think the novelty would've worn off. Lucas just put him in there as a big '[[ShillingTheWesley fuck you]]' to the audience for not accepting him. It's ''good'' to show contempt for your audience."''

->"Wesley Crusher: The reason toilets are made to fit a human head."

-> "Listen to me, Hideo Kojima, you really need to face the fact that nobody seems to like Ryden as much as you do. I mean, no-one can say you didn't do all you could; you made him a cyborg breakdancing ninja, and he's still a little bitch."
-->--''ZeroPunctuation''

->''"C'mon, Lana! you're amazing!"''

->"Welsey Crusher: The reason toilets are made to fit a human head."

-> ''Listen to me, Hideo Kojima, you really need to face the fact that nobody seems to like Ryden as much as you do. I mean, no-one can say you didn't do all you could; you made him a cyborg breakdancing ninja, and he's still a little bitch.''

_> ''Listen to me, Hideo Kojima, you really need to face the fact that nobody seems to like Ryden as much as you do. I mean, no-one can say you didn't do all you could; you made him a cyborg breakdancing ninja, and he's still a little bitch.''

-->-- [[WordOfGod Author's Note]], Fanfic/NarutoVeanganceRevelaitons, on Ronan doing poorly in the favorite OriginalCharacter poll.

-->--Oliana, to Wesley, on an episode of StarTrekTheNextGeneration, lampshading what we were all thinking. (Except possibly the cute part.)

"It's a good thing you're cute, Wesley, or you could really be obnoxious."
--Oliana, to Wesley, on an episode of StarTrekTheNextGeneration, lampshading what we were all thinking. (Except possibly the cute part.)