History Quotes / CrapSaccharineWorld

20th Jan '16 1:27:23 PM thatmadork
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->''I've seen the future, you know what it is!? It's a [[NoSexAllowed 47-year-old virgin]] sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking [[{{Veganopia}} a banana-broccoli shake]], singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"! You live up top, you live [[BigBad Cocteau]]'s way: [[TheEvilsOfFreeWill what he wants, when he wants, how he wants]]! The alternative? Come [[AbsurdlySpaciousSewer down here]], [[SadisticChoice maybe starve to death]].''
-->-- '''Edgar Friendly''', ''Film/DemolitionMan''
10th Oct '15 11:43:44 PM SpaghettiBoy
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->''"I get a lot of people saying that because I used to be in UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}} , I was so fortunate and that I'm stupid for moving to the mainland. Honestly? Hawaii is a real mixed bag - on one hand, you have the culture, constant flip-flop weather, rain everyday, [[SceneryPorn the most beautiful scenery in the Pacific]]. On the other? It's [[CrackIsCheaper expensive as hell]], since the price of almost everything is jacked up. You know the stereotype of hawaiians liking that disgusting canned meat? It's because that's the only thing that won't deplete your entire paycheck. If you're one of those geeks who people beat up on a lot? It's utterly pilau. For one, you can NOT keep a secret in Hawai'i. The reason nobody gossips, even in Honolulu is because it'll reach the person you talked about in days if not hours. Get in a high school that has a reputation for being a borderline reform school? Guess what - everyone KNOWS it, and that says a LOT about your character. Hawai'i is also your time zone. If I say, lived in [[FlyoverCountry Indiana]], I could log onto the web and talk with friends who understand me. In Hawai'i? Everyone in the mainland is in bed during peak logon times - Everyone in Guam, New Zealand, or Australia is still at work, so who's online? The people who just beat you up at school. Better hope the people on the other islands don't have friends with the people you got in a spat with over lunch. It's utter heaven if you are friends with the locals... but if you're a social exile, you have less places to hide on an island than you do in the nice big mainland. It's a gilded cage for an introverted geeky person who people love to pick on for no good reason."''

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->''"I get a lot of people saying that because I used to be in UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}} , I was so fortunate and that I'm stupid for moving to the mainland. Honestly? Hawaii is a real mixed bag - on one hand, you have the culture, constant flip-flop weather, rain everyday, [[SceneryPorn the most beautiful scenery in the Pacific]]. On the other? It's [[CrackIsCheaper expensive as hell]], since the price of almost everything is jacked up. You know the stereotype of hawaiians liking that disgusting canned meat? It's because that's the only thing that won't deplete your entire paycheck. If you're one of those geeks who people beat up on a lot? It's utterly pilau. For one, you can NOT keep a secret in Hawai'i. The reason nobody gossips, even in Honolulu is because it'll reach the person you talked about in days if not hours. Get in a high school that has a reputation for being a borderline reform school? Guess what - everyone KNOWS it, and that says a LOT about your character. Hawai'i is also your time zone. If I say, lived in [[FlyoverCountry Indiana]], I could log onto the web and talk with friends who understand me. In Hawai'i? Everyone in the mainland is in bed during peak logon times - Everyone in Guam, New Zealand, or Australia is still at work, so who's online? The people who just beat you up at school. Better hope the people on the other islands don't have friends with the people you got in a spat with over lunch. It's utter heaven if you are friends with the locals... but if you're a social exile, you have less places to hide on an island than you do in the nice big mainland. It's a gilded cage for an introverted geeky person who people love to pick on for no good reason."'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also the bugs are terrible.]]"''
10th Oct '15 11:40:52 PM SpaghettiBoy
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->''"I get a lot of people saying that because I used to be in UsefulNotes/Hawaii , I was so fortunate and that I'm stupid for moving to the mainland. Honestly? Hawaii is a real mixed bag - on one hand, you have the culture, constant flip-flop weather, rain everyday, [[SceneryPorn the most beautiful scenery in the Pacific]]. On the other? It's [[CrackIsCheaper expensive as hell]], since the price of almost everything is jacked up. You know the stereotype of hawaiians liking that disgusting canned meat? It's because that's the only thing that won't deplete your entire paycheck. If you're one of those geeks who people beat up on a lot? It's utterly pilau. For one, you can NOT keep a secret in Hawai'i. The reason nobody gossips, even in Honolulu is because it'll reach the person you talked about in days if not hours. Get in a high school that has a reputation for being a borderline reform school? Guess what - everyone KNOWS it, and that says a LOT about your character. Hawai'i is also your time zone. If I say, lived in [[FlyoverCountry Indiana]], I could log onto the web and talk with friends who understand me. In Hawai'i? Everyone in the mainland is in bed during peak logon times - Everyone in Guam, New Zealand, or Australia is still at work, so who's online? The people who just beat you up at school. Better hope the people on the other islands don't have friends with the people you got in a spat with over lunch. It's utter heaven if you are friends with the locals... but if you're a social exile, you have less places to hide on an island than you do in the nice big mainland. It's a gilded cage for an introverted geeky person who people love to pick on for no good reason."''
-->--A blogger on why UsefulNotes/Hawaii can be this.

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->''"I get a lot of people saying that because I used to be in UsefulNotes/Hawaii UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}} , I was so fortunate and that I'm stupid for moving to the mainland. Honestly? Hawaii is a real mixed bag - on one hand, you have the culture, constant flip-flop weather, rain everyday, [[SceneryPorn the most beautiful scenery in the Pacific]]. On the other? It's [[CrackIsCheaper expensive as hell]], since the price of almost everything is jacked up. You know the stereotype of hawaiians liking that disgusting canned meat? It's because that's the only thing that won't deplete your entire paycheck. If you're one of those geeks who people beat up on a lot? It's utterly pilau. For one, you can NOT keep a secret in Hawai'i. The reason nobody gossips, even in Honolulu is because it'll reach the person you talked about in days if not hours. Get in a high school that has a reputation for being a borderline reform school? Guess what - everyone KNOWS it, and that says a LOT about your character. Hawai'i is also your time zone. If I say, lived in [[FlyoverCountry Indiana]], I could log onto the web and talk with friends who understand me. In Hawai'i? Everyone in the mainland is in bed during peak logon times - Everyone in Guam, New Zealand, or Australia is still at work, so who's online? The people who just beat you up at school. Better hope the people on the other islands don't have friends with the people you got in a spat with over lunch. It's utter heaven if you are friends with the locals... but if you're a social exile, you have less places to hide on an island than you do in the nice big mainland. It's a gilded cage for an introverted geeky person who people love to pick on for no good reason."''
-->--A blogger on why UsefulNotes/Hawaii UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}} can be this.
10th Oct '15 11:40:15 PM SpaghettiBoy
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->''"I get a lot of people saying that because I used to be in UsefulNotes/Hawaii , I was so fortunate and that I'm stupid for moving to the mainland. Honestly? Hawaii is a real mixed bag - on one hand, you have the culture, constant flip-flop weather, rain everyday, [[SceneryPorn the most beautiful scenery in the Pacific]]. On the other? It's [[CrackIsCheaper expensive as hell]], since the price of almost everything is jacked up. You know the stereotype of hawaiians liking that disgusting canned meat? It's because that's the only thing that won't deplete your entire paycheck. If you're one of those geeks who people beat up on a lot? It's utterly pilau. For one, you can NOT keep a secret in Hawai'i. The reason nobody gossips, even in Honolulu is because it'll reach the person you talked about in days if not hours. Get in a high school that has a reputation for being a borderline reform school? Guess what - everyone KNOWS it, and that says a LOT about your character. Hawai'i is also your time zone. If I say, lived in [[FlyoverCountry Indiana]], I could log onto the web and talk with friends who understand me. In Hawai'i? Everyone in the mainland is in bed during peak logon times - Everyone in Guam, New Zealand, or Australia is still at work, so who's online? The people who just beat you up at school. Better hope the people on the other islands don't have friends with the people you got in a spat with over lunch. It's utter heaven if you are friends with the locals... but if you're a social exile, you have less places to hide on an island than you do in the nice big mainland. It's a gilded cage for an introverted geeky person who people love to pick on for no good reason."''
-->--A blogger on why UsefulNotes/Hawaii can be this.
27th Aug '15 3:25:04 PM nighttrainfm
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->'''Rung:''' ''You're saying the more outwardly peaceable and well-adjusted a society, the greater the likelihood-''\\
'''Rewind:''' ''Of it having a sinister underbelly. Yup.''\\
'''Skids:''' ''Even Lovetopia, off Rigel VII?''\\
'''Rewind:''' ''Lovetopia? Please. The Lovetopian elite were selling the lower classes to the Macerators. The 'magic ingredient' in every pint of Yum Yum Juice? An impoverished family of six.''\\
'''Skids:''' ''Cuddlex, in the Benevolon Sector?''\\
'''Rewind:''' ''A wonderful place for a vacation—if you ignore the fact that they breed haemoslaves to fight in service to the Antigod. And don't even get me started on the living hell that is Giggleopolis.''

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->'''Rung:''' ''You're You're saying the more outwardly peaceable and well-adjusted a society, the greater the likelihood-''\\
likelihood-\\
'''Rewind:''' ''Of Of it having a sinister underbelly. Yup.''\\
\\
'''Skids:''' ''Even Even Lovetopia, off Rigel VII?''\\
VII?\\
'''Rewind:''' ''Lovetopia? Lovetopia? Please. The Lovetopian elite were selling the lower classes to the Macerators. The 'magic ingredient' in every pint of Yum Yum Juice? An impoverished family of six.''\\
\\
'''Skids:''' ''Cuddlex, Cuddlex, in the Benevolon Sector?''\\
Sector?\\
'''Rewind:''' ''A A wonderful place for a vacation—if you ignore the fact that they breed haemoslaves to fight in service to the Antigod. And don't even get me started on the living hell that is Giggleopolis.''
31st Jan '15 1:13:38 PM Beedle
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->'''Rung:''' ''You're saying the more outwardly peaceable and well-adjusted a society, the greater the likelihood-''
->'''Rewind:''' ''Of it having a sinister underbelly. Yup.''
->'''Skids:''' ''Even Lovetopia, off Rigel VII?''
->'''Rewind:''' ''Lovetopia? Please. The Lovetopian elite were selling the lower classes to the Macerators. The 'magic ingredient' in every pint of Yum Yum Juice? An impoverished family of six.''
->'''Skids:''' ''Cuddlex, in the Benevolon Sector?''
->'''Rewind:''' ''A wonderful place for a vacation—if you ignore the fact that they breed haemoslaves to fight in service to the Antigod. And don't even get me started on the living hell that is Giggleopolis.''

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->'''Rung:''' ''You're saying the more outwardly peaceable and well-adjusted a society, the greater the likelihood-''
->'''Rewind:'''
likelihood-''\\
'''Rewind:'''
''Of it having a sinister underbelly. Yup.''
->'''Skids:'''
''\\
'''Skids:'''
''Even Lovetopia, off Rigel VII?''
->'''Rewind:'''
VII?''\\
'''Rewind:'''
''Lovetopia? Please. The Lovetopian elite were selling the lower classes to the Macerators. The 'magic ingredient' in every pint of Yum Yum Juice? An impoverished family of six.''
->'''Skids:'''
''\\
'''Skids:'''
''Cuddlex, in the Benevolon Sector?''
->'''Rewind:'''
Sector?''\\
'''Rewind:'''
''A wonderful place for a vacation—if you ignore the fact that they breed haemoslaves to fight in service to the Antigod. And don't even get me started on the living hell that is Giggleopolis.''
6th Jan '15 9:30:19 PM johnnyfog
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->''"When I first seen Columbia, that sky was the brightest, bluest sky that ever was. Seemed like Heaven. Then your eyes adjusted to the light and you see that sea of white faces looking back at'cha."''
-->--'''Daisy Fitzroy''', ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite''
11th Dec '14 3:49:08 PM Jacob175
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->'''Rung:''' You're saying the more outwardly peaceable and well-adjusted a society, the greater the likelihood--\\
'''Rewind:''' Of it having a sinister underbelly. Yup.\\
'''Skids:''' Even Lovetopia, off Regel VII?\\
'''Rewind:''' Lovetopia? Please. The Lovetopian elite were selling the lower classes to the Macerators. The 'magic ingredient' in every pint of Yum Yum Juice? An impoverished family of six.\\
'''Skids:''' Cuddlex, in the Benevolon Sector?\\
'''Rewind:''' A wonderful place for a vacation—-if you ignore the fact that they breed haemoslaves to fight in service to the Antigod. And don't even get me started on the living hell that is Giggleopolis.
-->-- ''ComicBook/TransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye''



-->-- '''AndrewHussie's''' [[MemeticMutation memetic assessment]] of ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'s'' lightheartedness

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-->-- '''AndrewHussie's''' '''Creator/AndrewHussie's''' [[MemeticMutation memetic assessment]] of ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'s'' lightheartedness



->''"Think about how many laws have to not exist in that universe for [[Film/TheTrumanShow this show]] to happen. It's apparently legal for a person or corporation to imprison a person, as long as you feed him. It's legal to film and record someone without his knowledge. It's legal to defraud a person out of literally every possible thing he could have in his life, from a real marriage to a real career. If it can be done to Truman, it can be done to anyone, including you. It's as much an 'anything goes' society as ''TheRoadWarrior''."''

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->''"Think about how many laws have to not exist in that universe for [[Film/TheTrumanShow this show]] to happen. It's apparently legal for a person or corporation to imprison a person, as long as you feed him. It's legal to film and record someone without his knowledge. It's legal to defraud a person out of literally every possible thing he could have in his life, from a real marriage to a real career. If it can be done to Truman, it can be done to anyone, including you. It's as much an 'anything goes' society as ''TheRoadWarrior''.''Film/TheRoadWarrior''."''
2nd Dec '14 9:32:13 PM johnnyfog
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-->-- '''LilyAllen''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYT79tPvLg "LDN"]]

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-->-- '''LilyAllen''', '''Music/LilyAllen''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYT79tPvLg "LDN"]]


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->''"Plastic palace people\\
Sing silent songs, they dream too long\\
Their memories just stare"''
-->--'''Music/ScottWalker''', "Plastic Palace People"
5th Nov '14 9:33:20 PM johnnyfog
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-->-- '''Lily Allen''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYT79tPvLg "LDN"]]

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-->-- '''Lily Allen''', '''LilyAllen''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmYT79tPvLg "LDN"]]
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