History Quotes / CrapSaccharineWorld

3rd Nov '17 10:57:14 PM Timjames98
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->''"No TV, movies suck,''\\

to:

->''"No TV, [[DorkAge movies suck,''\\suck]],''\\



''all girls have a guy's haircut!''\\

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''all ''[[BoyishShortHair all girls have a guy's haircut!''\\haircut]]!''\\
3rd Nov '17 10:52:20 PM Timjames98
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''Wear a suit to breakfast!''\\
''Underwear that laces up,''\\

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''Wear ''[[ImpracticallyFancyOutfit Wear a suit to breakfast!''\\
''Underwear that laces up,''\\up]],''\\



''Crank your car to make it start,''\\

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''Crank ''[[ThePennyfarthingEffect Crank your car to make it start,''\\start]],''\\
3rd Nov '17 12:32:09 PM Timjames98
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->''"No TV, movies suck,\\
I'm here with my gal,
Shake your hands, kick around
Wear a suit to breakfast!\\
Underwear that laces up,
all girls have a guy's haircut!\\
Crank your car to make it start,

to:

->''"No TV, movies suck,\\
I'm
suck,''\\
''I'm
here with my gal,
Shake
gal, ''\\
''Shake
your hands, kick around
Wear
around''\\
''Wear
a suit to breakfast!\\
Underwear
breakfast!''\\
''Underwear
that laces up,
all
up,''\\
''all
girls have a guy's haircut!\\
Crank
haircut!''\\
''Crank
your car to make it start,start,''\\
3rd Nov '17 12:30:46 PM Timjames98
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Wear a suit to breakfast!

to:

Wear a suit to breakfast!breakfast!\\



all girls have a guy's haircut!

to:

all girls have a guy's haircut!haircut!\\
3rd Nov '17 12:30:14 PM Timjames98
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->''"No TV, movies suck,\\
I'm here with my gal,
Shake your hands, kick around
Wear a suit to breakfast!
Underwear that laces up,
all girls have a guy's haircut!
Crank your car to make it start,
[[ThePlague you will die of measles]]!"''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qXTw2gX5NA the Roaring Twenties]]
1st Nov '17 3:18:30 PM Kalatash
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->'''Dan:''' Ah. There it is. The daily reminder that the world I live in is a bleak hellscape.\\
'''Aaryanna:''' At least it's a colourful one?
-->''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures''
15th Oct '17 1:38:04 PM TrustBen
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->''"All utopias are depressing because they leave no room for chance, for difference, for the 'miscelaneous.' Everything has been set in order and order reigns. Behind every utopia is a great taxonomic design: a place for each thing and each thing in its place."''
-->--'''Georges Perec'''
29th May '17 7:40:39 PM TheCuza
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->''"A paradise deep in the fog. Clear the fog, and you will be surrounded by more happiness. Head for the Tree of Eden with the fruit of paradise in hand."''
-->--'''A tablet in Eden''', ''VideoGame/LaMulana''
->''"[[spoiler:[[WelcomeToHell Welcome to the paradise of the eternally lost.]] In times past, this place was called '''Eden'''. Now it is an accursed site of war, where vengeful spirits are lost, wandering the paths of life. Those who enter Eden, do not make light of this place."]]''
-->--'''The same tablet''', after the relevant puzzle is completed

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->''"A paradise deep in the fog. Clear the fog, [[SchmuckBait and you will be surrounded by more happiness.happiness]]. Head for the Tree of Eden with the fruit of paradise in hand."''
-->--'''A -->-- '''A stone tablet in Eden''', ''VideoGame/LaMulana''
''VideoGame/LaMulana'' (remake)

->''"[[spoiler:[[WelcomeToHell Welcome to the paradise of the eternally lost.]] lost]]. In times past, this place was called '''Eden'''. Now it is an accursed site of war, where vengeful spirits are lost, wandering the paths of life. Those who enter Eden, do not make light of this place."]]''
-->--'''The
place]]."''
-->-- '''The
same tablet''', after stone tablet [[spoiler:in the relevant puzzle is completed
Gate of Illusion]]''', ''VideoGame/LaMulana'' (remake)
27th Mar '17 1:48:19 PM DrNoPuma
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-> ''"Slap some rainbows everywhere, and boom! The world's still fucked up, but boy is it CUUUUUTE!!!"''
-->-- '''President Meat''', ''Webcomic/{{Sparklecare}}''
14th Oct '16 4:31:17 PM nombretomado
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Perhaps 'Pretty Great' itself performs Solomonís point, pandering as it does to the millennial optimism of millions of young people who see not the world as it is but as it is on the selective reality of their {{Facebook}} feeds--on what they see right now. Our doom is programmed in the optimism that is the defining characteristic of our human condition. Thus our doom is programmed in us. We were meant to be this way. [[InYourNatureToDestroyYourselves We were meant to end the world.]] Woo-hoo!"''

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Perhaps 'Pretty Great' itself performs Solomonís point, pandering as it does to the millennial optimism of millions of young people who see not the world as it is but as it is on the selective reality of their {{Facebook}} Website/{{Facebook}} feeds--on what they see right now. Our doom is programmed in the optimism that is the defining characteristic of our human condition. Thus our doom is programmed in us. We were meant to be this way. [[InYourNatureToDestroyYourselves We were meant to end the world.]] Woo-hoo!"''
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