History Quotes / CrapSaccharineWorld

29th May '17 7:40:39 PM TheCuza
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->''"A paradise deep in the fog. Clear the fog, and you will be surrounded by more happiness. Head for the Tree of Eden with the fruit of paradise in hand."''
-->--'''A tablet in Eden''', ''VideoGame/LaMulana''
->''"[[spoiler:[[WelcomeToHell Welcome to the paradise of the eternally lost.]] In times past, this place was called '''Eden'''. Now it is an accursed site of war, where vengeful spirits are lost, wandering the paths of life. Those who enter Eden, do not make light of this place."]]''
-->--'''The same tablet''', after the relevant puzzle is completed

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->''"A paradise deep in the fog. Clear the fog, [[SchmuckBait and you will be surrounded by more happiness.happiness]]. Head for the Tree of Eden with the fruit of paradise in hand."''
-->--'''A -->-- '''A stone tablet in Eden''', ''VideoGame/LaMulana''
''VideoGame/LaMulana'' (remake)

->''"[[spoiler:[[WelcomeToHell Welcome to the paradise of the eternally lost.]] lost]]. In times past, this place was called '''Eden'''. Now it is an accursed site of war, where vengeful spirits are lost, wandering the paths of life. Those who enter Eden, do not make light of this place."]]''
-->--'''The
place]]."''
-->-- '''The
same tablet''', after stone tablet [[spoiler:in the relevant puzzle is completed
Gate of Illusion]]''', ''VideoGame/LaMulana'' (remake)
27th Mar '17 1:48:19 PM DrNoPuma
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-> ''"Slap some rainbows everywhere, and boom! The world's still fucked up, but boy is it CUUUUUTE!!!"''
-->-- '''President Meat''', ''Webcomic/{{Sparklecare}}''
14th Oct '16 4:31:17 PM nombretomado
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Perhaps 'Pretty Great' itself performs Solomonís point, pandering as it does to the millennial optimism of millions of young people who see not the world as it is but as it is on the selective reality of their {{Facebook}} feeds--on what they see right now. Our doom is programmed in the optimism that is the defining characteristic of our human condition. Thus our doom is programmed in us. We were meant to be this way. [[InYourNatureToDestroyYourselves We were meant to end the world.]] Woo-hoo!"''

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Perhaps 'Pretty Great' itself performs Solomonís point, pandering as it does to the millennial optimism of millions of young people who see not the world as it is but as it is on the selective reality of their {{Facebook}} Website/{{Facebook}} feeds--on what they see right now. Our doom is programmed in the optimism that is the defining characteristic of our human condition. Thus our doom is programmed in us. We were meant to be this way. [[InYourNatureToDestroyYourselves We were meant to end the world.]] Woo-hoo!"''
3rd Jun '16 5:35:23 PM Dravencour
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->''"A paradise deep in the fog. Clear the dog, and you will be surrounded by more happiness. Head for the Tree of Eden with the fruit of paradise in hand."''

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->''"A paradise deep in the fog. Clear the dog, fog, and you will be surrounded by more happiness. Head for the Tree of Eden with the fruit of paradise in hand."''
14th May '16 10:14:07 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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->''"Ilium's just [[WretchedHive Omega]] with expensive shoes."''

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->''"Ilium's ->''"Ilium is just [[WretchedHive Omega]] with expensive shoes."''
14th May '16 10:12:03 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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->''"Ilium's just [[WretchedHive Omega]] with expensive shoes."''
-->-- '''Tela Vasir''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
20th Jan '16 1:27:23 PM thatmadork
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->''I've seen the future, you know what it is!? It's a [[NoSexAllowed 47-year-old virgin]] sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking [[{{Veganopia}} a banana-broccoli shake]], singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener"! You live up top, you live [[BigBad Cocteau]]'s way: [[TheEvilsOfFreeWill what he wants, when he wants, how he wants]]! The alternative? Come [[AbsurdlySpaciousSewer down here]], [[SadisticChoice maybe starve to death]].''
-->-- '''Edgar Friendly''', ''Film/DemolitionMan''
10th Oct '15 11:43:44 PM SpaghettiBoy
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->''"I get a lot of people saying that because I used to be in UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}} , I was so fortunate and that I'm stupid for moving to the mainland. Honestly? Hawaii is a real mixed bag - on one hand, you have the culture, constant flip-flop weather, rain everyday, [[SceneryPorn the most beautiful scenery in the Pacific]]. On the other? It's [[CrackIsCheaper expensive as hell]], since the price of almost everything is jacked up. You know the stereotype of hawaiians liking that disgusting canned meat? It's because that's the only thing that won't deplete your entire paycheck. If you're one of those geeks who people beat up on a lot? It's utterly pilau. For one, you can NOT keep a secret in Hawai'i. The reason nobody gossips, even in Honolulu is because it'll reach the person you talked about in days if not hours. Get in a high school that has a reputation for being a borderline reform school? Guess what - everyone KNOWS it, and that says a LOT about your character. Hawai'i is also your time zone. If I say, lived in [[FlyoverCountry Indiana]], I could log onto the web and talk with friends who understand me. In Hawai'i? Everyone in the mainland is in bed during peak logon times - Everyone in Guam, New Zealand, or Australia is still at work, so who's online? The people who just beat you up at school. Better hope the people on the other islands don't have friends with the people you got in a spat with over lunch. It's utter heaven if you are friends with the locals... but if you're a social exile, you have less places to hide on an island than you do in the nice big mainland. It's a gilded cage for an introverted geeky person who people love to pick on for no good reason."''

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->''"I get a lot of people saying that because I used to be in UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}} , I was so fortunate and that I'm stupid for moving to the mainland. Honestly? Hawaii is a real mixed bag - on one hand, you have the culture, constant flip-flop weather, rain everyday, [[SceneryPorn the most beautiful scenery in the Pacific]]. On the other? It's [[CrackIsCheaper expensive as hell]], since the price of almost everything is jacked up. You know the stereotype of hawaiians liking that disgusting canned meat? It's because that's the only thing that won't deplete your entire paycheck. If you're one of those geeks who people beat up on a lot? It's utterly pilau. For one, you can NOT keep a secret in Hawai'i. The reason nobody gossips, even in Honolulu is because it'll reach the person you talked about in days if not hours. Get in a high school that has a reputation for being a borderline reform school? Guess what - everyone KNOWS it, and that says a LOT about your character. Hawai'i is also your time zone. If I say, lived in [[FlyoverCountry Indiana]], I could log onto the web and talk with friends who understand me. In Hawai'i? Everyone in the mainland is in bed during peak logon times - Everyone in Guam, New Zealand, or Australia is still at work, so who's online? The people who just beat you up at school. Better hope the people on the other islands don't have friends with the people you got in a spat with over lunch. It's utter heaven if you are friends with the locals... but if you're a social exile, you have less places to hide on an island than you do in the nice big mainland. It's a gilded cage for an introverted geeky person who people love to pick on for no good reason."'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also the bugs are terrible.]]"''
10th Oct '15 11:40:52 PM SpaghettiBoy
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->''"I get a lot of people saying that because I used to be in UsefulNotes/Hawaii , I was so fortunate and that I'm stupid for moving to the mainland. Honestly? Hawaii is a real mixed bag - on one hand, you have the culture, constant flip-flop weather, rain everyday, [[SceneryPorn the most beautiful scenery in the Pacific]]. On the other? It's [[CrackIsCheaper expensive as hell]], since the price of almost everything is jacked up. You know the stereotype of hawaiians liking that disgusting canned meat? It's because that's the only thing that won't deplete your entire paycheck. If you're one of those geeks who people beat up on a lot? It's utterly pilau. For one, you can NOT keep a secret in Hawai'i. The reason nobody gossips, even in Honolulu is because it'll reach the person you talked about in days if not hours. Get in a high school that has a reputation for being a borderline reform school? Guess what - everyone KNOWS it, and that says a LOT about your character. Hawai'i is also your time zone. If I say, lived in [[FlyoverCountry Indiana]], I could log onto the web and talk with friends who understand me. In Hawai'i? Everyone in the mainland is in bed during peak logon times - Everyone in Guam, New Zealand, or Australia is still at work, so who's online? The people who just beat you up at school. Better hope the people on the other islands don't have friends with the people you got in a spat with over lunch. It's utter heaven if you are friends with the locals... but if you're a social exile, you have less places to hide on an island than you do in the nice big mainland. It's a gilded cage for an introverted geeky person who people love to pick on for no good reason."''
-->--A blogger on why UsefulNotes/Hawaii can be this.

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->''"I get a lot of people saying that because I used to be in UsefulNotes/Hawaii UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}} , I was so fortunate and that I'm stupid for moving to the mainland. Honestly? Hawaii is a real mixed bag - on one hand, you have the culture, constant flip-flop weather, rain everyday, [[SceneryPorn the most beautiful scenery in the Pacific]]. On the other? It's [[CrackIsCheaper expensive as hell]], since the price of almost everything is jacked up. You know the stereotype of hawaiians liking that disgusting canned meat? It's because that's the only thing that won't deplete your entire paycheck. If you're one of those geeks who people beat up on a lot? It's utterly pilau. For one, you can NOT keep a secret in Hawai'i. The reason nobody gossips, even in Honolulu is because it'll reach the person you talked about in days if not hours. Get in a high school that has a reputation for being a borderline reform school? Guess what - everyone KNOWS it, and that says a LOT about your character. Hawai'i is also your time zone. If I say, lived in [[FlyoverCountry Indiana]], I could log onto the web and talk with friends who understand me. In Hawai'i? Everyone in the mainland is in bed during peak logon times - Everyone in Guam, New Zealand, or Australia is still at work, so who's online? The people who just beat you up at school. Better hope the people on the other islands don't have friends with the people you got in a spat with over lunch. It's utter heaven if you are friends with the locals... but if you're a social exile, you have less places to hide on an island than you do in the nice big mainland. It's a gilded cage for an introverted geeky person who people love to pick on for no good reason."''
-->--A blogger on why UsefulNotes/Hawaii UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}} can be this.
10th Oct '15 11:40:15 PM SpaghettiBoy
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->''"I get a lot of people saying that because I used to be in UsefulNotes/Hawaii , I was so fortunate and that I'm stupid for moving to the mainland. Honestly? Hawaii is a real mixed bag - on one hand, you have the culture, constant flip-flop weather, rain everyday, [[SceneryPorn the most beautiful scenery in the Pacific]]. On the other? It's [[CrackIsCheaper expensive as hell]], since the price of almost everything is jacked up. You know the stereotype of hawaiians liking that disgusting canned meat? It's because that's the only thing that won't deplete your entire paycheck. If you're one of those geeks who people beat up on a lot? It's utterly pilau. For one, you can NOT keep a secret in Hawai'i. The reason nobody gossips, even in Honolulu is because it'll reach the person you talked about in days if not hours. Get in a high school that has a reputation for being a borderline reform school? Guess what - everyone KNOWS it, and that says a LOT about your character. Hawai'i is also your time zone. If I say, lived in [[FlyoverCountry Indiana]], I could log onto the web and talk with friends who understand me. In Hawai'i? Everyone in the mainland is in bed during peak logon times - Everyone in Guam, New Zealand, or Australia is still at work, so who's online? The people who just beat you up at school. Better hope the people on the other islands don't have friends with the people you got in a spat with over lunch. It's utter heaven if you are friends with the locals... but if you're a social exile, you have less places to hide on an island than you do in the nice big mainland. It's a gilded cage for an introverted geeky person who people love to pick on for no good reason."''
-->--A blogger on why UsefulNotes/Hawaii can be this.
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