History Quotes / CrackIsCheaper

5th Dec '15 8:01:58 AM hamonrye
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->If paying for the game and subscription fee werenít quite enough fun for you, the fun need never stop in the micro-payment shop, as you struggle to compete with 13 year old tit-fiddlers with Mumís credit card and poor supervision. And $3.95 is getting pretty bloaty for a "micro-payment"! If ''thatís'' a Micro-payment, then my dick is [[GagPenis comfortably petite!]] -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/Halo5Guardians''
7th Mar '15 7:48:07 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Noah:''' What does that even mean, huh? "[[Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina China is here]]"? I don't even know what the hell that means. All I know is that Europe is ''here'' which is where I gotta find a [[NoExportForYou PAL-format]] UsefulNotes/{{Commodore 64}} ''with'' a Datassette deck ''with'' a 54 hz PAL monitor and hope to God I find one on [=eBay=] still working after [[TheEighties nineteen-eighty-fuck]]....I'll just hafta pay 6 G's in shipping. And no, I can't use an American Commodore 64, 'cause the framerate'll be all weird and the color'll be all grey. And I don't ''wanna'' play with the framerate all weird; I wanna play the game based on my favorite movie the way it's ''supposed'' to be played: And that means using a '''German''' Commodore 64 with a Datassette deck, a floppy drive, a JVC PAL-NTNC dual region-compatible monitor, a Commodore 64 S-Video cable, RGB adapter plugs, getting a power strip, and a 200-watt, 110 v-to-220 v step-up power transformer.\\
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->'''Noah:''' What does that even mean, huh? "[[Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina China is here]]"? I don't even know what the hell that means. All I know is that Europe is ''here'' which is where I gotta find a [[NoExportForYou PAL-format]] UsefulNotes/{{Commodore 64}} Commodore 64 ''with'' a Datassette deck ''with'' a 54 hz PAL monitor and hope to God I find one on [=eBay=] still working after [[TheEighties nineteen-eighty-fuck]]....I'll just hafta pay 6 G's in shipping. And no, I can't use an American Commodore 64, 'cause the framerate'll be all weird and the color'll be all grey. And I don't ''wanna'' play with the framerate all weird; I wanna play the game based on my favorite movie the way it's ''supposed'' to be played: And that means using a '''German''' Commodore 64 with [[LongList a Datassette deck, a floppy drive, a JVC PAL-NTNC dual region-compatible monitor, a Commodore 64 S-Video cable, RGB adapter plugs, getting a power strip, and a 200-watt, 110 v-to-220 v step-up power transformer.\\]]\\

-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] on ''Big Trouble in Little China''
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-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] on ''Big Trouble in Little China'' China'' (UsefulNotes/{{Commodore 64}})
7th Mar '15 7:43:02 PM johnnyfog
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-> ''"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal."''
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-> ''"Do ->Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal."''

->''"Oh well, someday someoneís going to find a stash of new ''VideoGame/EarthBound''s and then buy a solid gold car."'' -->--'''Clyde "Tomato" Mandelin''', [[http://earthboundcentral.com/2012/02/earthbound-was-once-5-99/ this]] ''Videogame/EarthBound Central'' article -> ''[[MemeticMutation Shut up and take my money!!]]''
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->''"Oh well, someday someoneís going to find ->When I get a stash of new ''VideoGame/EarthBound''s little money, I buy books; and then if any is left, I buy a solid gold car."'' -->--'''Clyde "Tomato" Mandelin''', [[http://earthboundcentral.com/2012/02/earthbound-was-once-5-99/ this]] ''Videogame/EarthBound Central'' article -> ''[[MemeticMutation Shut up food and take my money!!]]''clothes. -->-- '''Desiderius Erasmus''' ->Tabletopgame/MagicTheGathering:'' the most addictive thing you can do with cards without buying cocaine on credit. And probably more fun. And more expensive in the long term.'' -->--'''[[http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2015/01/21/the-7-craziest-magic-the-gathering-cards/ The 7 Craziest ĎMagic: The Gatheringí Cards]].''' ->'''''[[MemeticMutation SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!]]'''''

->'''Cyril:''' "Now, the govenerís not a bit stingy, and never does anything small. -> The weasals gave him the red motorcar and he gave the weasals Toad Hall!" ->'''Prosecutor:''' "A trade of Toad Hall, an estate worth 100 thousand pounds for a motorcar?"
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->'''Cyril:''' "Now, Now, the govenerís govenorís not a bit stingy, and never does anything small. -> small. The weasals weasels gave him the red motorcar and he gave the weasals weasels Toad Hall!" ->'''Prosecutor:''' "A Hall!\\ '''Prosecutor:''' A trade of Toad Hall, an estate worth 100 thousand pounds for a motorcar?"motorcar?

->''"I have spent more money on comic books and superhero merchandise than I have on my wedding. I used to mow lawns to pay for comic books. Tim Burton's ''{{Film/Batman}}'' was the first movie I remember seeing in an American movie theater. I own a [[{{ComicBook/MODOK}} M.O.D.O.K.]] T-shirt, a M.O.D.O.K. action figure, and a M.O.D.O.K. coffee mug. M.O.D.O.K. is not a bandwagon character. M.O.D.O.K. is the equivalent of a teardrop tattoo. You ''know'' somebody is hardcore if they're talking about goddamned M.O.D.O.K."''
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->''"I ->Oh wellll, someday someoneís going to find a stash of new ''VideoGame/EarthBound''s and then buy [[ConspicuousConsumption a solid gold car.]] -->--'''Clyde "Tomato" Mandelin''', [[http://earthboundcentral.com/2012/02/earthbound-was-once-5-99/ this]] ''Videogame/EarthBound Central'' article ->'''Noah:''' What does that even mean, huh? "[[Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina China is here]]"? I don't even know what the hell that means. All I know is that Europe is ''here'' which is where I gotta find a [[NoExportForYou PAL-format]] UsefulNotes/{{Commodore 64}} ''with'' a Datassette deck ''with'' a 54 hz PAL monitor and hope to God I find one on [=eBay=] still working after [[TheEighties nineteen-eighty-fuck]]....I'll just hafta pay 6 G's in shipping. And no, I can't use an American Commodore 64, 'cause the framerate'll be all weird and the color'll be all grey. And I don't ''wanna'' play with the framerate all weird; I wanna play the game based on my favorite movie the way it's ''supposed'' to be played: And that means using a '''German''' Commodore 64 with a Datassette deck, a floppy drive, a JVC PAL-NTNC dual region-compatible monitor, a Commodore 64 S-Video cable, RGB adapter plugs, getting a power strip, and a 200-watt, 110 v-to-220 v step-up power transformer.\\ '''April:''' (standing in doorway) Okay, so ''why'' don't you just play it on an emulator?\\ '''Noah:''' ....April... [[Film/AustinPowers you justóyou don't get it, do you? You don't.]] -->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] on ''Big Trouble in Little China'' ->I have spent more money on comic books and superhero merchandise than I have on my wedding. I used to mow lawns to pay for comic books. Tim Burton's ''{{Film/Batman}}'' was the first movie I remember seeing in an American movie theater. I own a [[{{ComicBook/MODOK}} M.O.D.O.K.]] T-shirt, a M.O.D.O.K. action figure, and a M.O.D.O.K. coffee mug. M.O.D.O.K. is not a bandwagon character. M.O.D.O.K. is the equivalent of a teardrop tattoo. You ''know'' somebody is hardcore if they're talking about goddamned M.O.D.O.K."''

->''"Dan Snyder has turned the Skins into a marketing team that just happens to play football. Season tickets invoices must be paid in full by the end of March and if you're lucky the first home preseason tickets get mailed out a week and a half before the first game in August. But at least you don't have to pay with a Redskins branded credit card any more. What a saint."''
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->''"Dan ->Dan Snyder has turned the Skins into a marketing team that just happens to play football. Season tickets invoices must be paid in full by the end of March and if you're lucky the first home preseason tickets get mailed out a week and a half before the first game in August. But at least you don't have to pay with a Redskins branded credit card any more. What a saint."''

->''"{{Creator/Konami}}ís business model, I believe, adheres to the [[CashCowFranchise People Are Idiots So Letís Rob Them Blind]] school of economics, whereas {{Creator/Valve}} is from the People Are Smart So Letís Be Cool To Them school of economics. Imagine if ''Metal Gear Online'' was released as a standalone tomorrow, separate from ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]]'' and sufficient by itself, and came complete with all three expansion packs, all 8 character slots, and the voice packs (for what theyíre worth) for only $15. Donít you agree that they would make a lot more money than they are with the game now? Not only would it generate a ton of new interest by making headlines, it would flood the game with fresh blood and revive whatever is left of the community. Youíd also have to get rid of the requirement to create a Konami ID, and promise to actually patch it more than once every two years, of course. ''[=MGS4=]'' itself is being sold for less than $20 nowadays, but somehow the online bundle found in the Konami Store has remained at an absurdly high price, begging the question of just how clueless and lazy they are."''
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->''"{{Creator/Konami}}ís ->{{Creator/Konami}}ís business model, I believe, adheres to the [[CashCowFranchise People Are Idiots So Letís Rob Them Blind]] school of economics, whereas {{Creator/Valve}} is from the People Are Smart So Letís Be Cool To Them school of economics. Imagine if ''Metal Gear Online'' was released as a standalone tomorrow, separate from ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]]'' and sufficient by itself, and came complete with all three expansion packs, all 8 character slots, and the voice packs (for what theyíre worth) for only $15. Donít you agree that they would make a lot more money than they are with the game now? Not only would it generate a ton of new interest by making headlines, it would flood the game with fresh blood and revive whatever is left of the community. Youíd also have to get rid of the requirement to create a Konami ID, and promise to actually patch it more than once every two years, of course. ''[=MGS4=]'' itself is being sold for less than $20 nowadays, but somehow the online bundle found in the Konami Store has remained at an absurdly high price, begging the question of just how clueless and lazy they are."''

->''"When I get a little money, I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and clothes."'' -->-- '''Desiderius Erasmus''' ->Tabletopgame/MagicTheGathering:'' the most addictive thing you can do with cards without buying cocaine on credit. And probably more fun. And more expensive in the long term.'' -->--'''[[http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2015/01/21/the-7-craziest-magic-the-gathering-cards/ The 7 Craziest ĎMagic: The Gatheringí Cards]].'''
29th Jan '15 1:25:11 PM azul120
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->Tabletopgame/{{Magic The Gathering}}:'' the most addictive thing you can do with cards without buying cocaine on credit. And probably more fun. And more expensive in the long term.''
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->Tabletopgame/{{Magic The Gathering}}:'' ->Tabletopgame/MagicTheGathering:'' the most addictive thing you can do with cards without buying cocaine on credit. And probably more fun. And more expensive in the long term.''
24th Jan '15 3:58:09 PM VampireBuddha
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->Tabletopgame/{{Magic The Gathering}}:'' the most addictive thing you can do with cards without buying cocaine on credit. And probably more fun. And more expensive in the long term.'' -->--'''[[http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2015/01/21/the-7-craziest-magic-the-gathering-cards/ The 7 Craziest ĎMagic: The Gatheringí Cards]].'''
10th Nov '14 9:39:38 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Dan Snyder has turned the Skins into a marketing team that just happens to play football. Season tickets invoices must be paid in full by the end of March and if you're lucky the first home preseason tickets get mailed out a week and a half before the first game in August. But at least you don't have to pay with a Redskins branded credit card any more. What a saint.''
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->''"Dan Snyder has turned the Skins into a marketing team that just happens to play football. Season tickets invoices must be paid in full by the end of March and if you're lucky the first home preseason tickets get mailed out a week and a half before the first game in August. But at least you don't have to pay with a Redskins branded credit card any more. What a saint.''"''

->''"{{Creator/Konami}}ís business model, I believe, adheres to the [[ViewersAreMorons People Are Idiots So Letís Rob Them Blind]] school of economics, whereas {{Creator/Valve}} is from the [[ViewersAreGeniuses People Are Smart So Letís Be Cool To Them]] school of economics. Imagine if ''Metal Gear Online'' was released as a standalone tomorrow, separate from ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]]'' and sufficient by itself, and came complete with all three expansion packs, all 8 character slots, and the voice packs (for what theyíre worth) for only $15. Donít you agree that they would make a lot more money than they are with the game now? Not only would it generate a ton of new interest by making headlines, it would flood the game with fresh blood and revive whatever is left of the community. Youíd also have to get rid of the requirement to create a Konami ID, and promise to actually patch it more than once every two years, of course. ''[=MGS4=]'' itself is being sold for less than $20 nowadays, but somehow the online bundle found in the Konami Store has remained at an absurdly high price, begging the question of just how clueless and lazy they are."''
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->''"{{Creator/Konami}}ís business model, I believe, adheres to the [[ViewersAreMorons [[CashCowFranchise People Are Idiots So Letís Rob Them Blind]] school of economics, whereas {{Creator/Valve}} is from the [[ViewersAreGeniuses People Are Smart So Letís Be Cool To Them]] Them school of economics. Imagine if ''Metal Gear Online'' was released as a standalone tomorrow, separate from ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]]'' and sufficient by itself, and came complete with all three expansion packs, all 8 character slots, and the voice packs (for what theyíre worth) for only $15. Donít you agree that they would make a lot more money than they are with the game now? Not only would it generate a ton of new interest by making headlines, it would flood the game with fresh blood and revive whatever is left of the community. Youíd also have to get rid of the requirement to create a Konami ID, and promise to actually patch it more than once every two years, of course. ''[=MGS4=]'' itself is being sold for less than $20 nowadays, but somehow the online bundle found in the Konami Store has remained at an absurdly high price, begging the question of just how clueless and lazy they are."''
10th Nov '14 9:38:52 PM johnnyfog
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->''To catch a fish, I got the gear'' -> ''A rod, a reel, an' a case of beer'' ->''A fishin' boat to get me there'' ->''Twelve-dozen plugs and lures to spare!'' ->''There's just one thing that's bothering me,'' ->''I've added and subtracted 'till I can't see.'' ->''With all this equipment that I have found'' ->''A fish costs fifty bucks a pound!''
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->''To ->''"To catch a fish, I got the gear'' -> ''A gear\\ A rod, a reel, an' a case of beer'' ->''A beer\\ A fishin' boat to get me there'' ->''Twelve-dozen there\\ Twelve-dozen plugs and lures to spare!'' ->''There's spare!\\ There's just one thing that's bothering me,'' ->''I've me,\\ I've added and subtracted 'till I can't see.'' ->''With see\\ With all this equipment that I have found'' ->''A found\\ A fish costs fifty bucks a pound!''pound!"''

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->''"Dan Snyder has turned the Skins into a marketing team that just happens to play football. Season tickets invoices must be paid in full by the end of March and if you're lucky the first home preseason tickets get mailed out a week and a half before the first game in August. But at least you don't have to pay with a Redskins branded credit card any more. What a saint.'' -->--[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-washington-redskins-1629678313 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Washington Redskins"]]
6th Aug '14 12:35:46 PM justanid
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->''"When I get a little money, I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and clothes."'' -->-- '''Desiderius Erasmus'''
20th May '14 2:38:49 PM johnnyfog
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->''{{Creator/Konami}}ís business model, I believe, adheres to the [[ViewersAreMorons People Are Idiots So Letís Rob Them Blind]] school of economics, whereas {{Creator/Valve}} is from the [[ViewersAreGeniuses People Are Smart So Letís Be Cool To Them]] school of economics. Imagine if ''Metal Gear Online'' was released as a standalone tomorrow, separate from ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]]'' and sufficient by itself, and came complete with all three expansion packs, all 8 character slots, and the voice packs (for what theyíre worth) for only $15. Donít you agree that they would make a lot more money than they are with the game now? Not only would it generate a ton of new interest by making headlines, it would flood the game with fresh blood and revive whatever is left of the community. Youíd also have to get rid of the requirement to create a Konami ID, and promise to actually patch it more than once every two years, of course. ''[=MGS4=]'' itself is being sold for less than $20 nowadays, but somehow the online bundle found in the Konami Store has remained at an absurdly high price, begging the question of just how clueless and lazy they are."''
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->''{{Creator/Konami}}ís ->''"{{Creator/Konami}}ís business model, I believe, adheres to the [[ViewersAreMorons People Are Idiots So Letís Rob Them Blind]] school of economics, whereas {{Creator/Valve}} is from the [[ViewersAreGeniuses People Are Smart So Letís Be Cool To Them]] school of economics. Imagine if ''Metal Gear Online'' was released as a standalone tomorrow, separate from ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]]'' and sufficient by itself, and came complete with all three expansion packs, all 8 character slots, and the voice packs (for what theyíre worth) for only $15. Donít you agree that they would make a lot more money than they are with the game now? Not only would it generate a ton of new interest by making headlines, it would flood the game with fresh blood and revive whatever is left of the community. Youíd also have to get rid of the requirement to create a Konami ID, and promise to actually patch it more than once every two years, of course. ''[=MGS4=]'' itself is being sold for less than $20 nowadays, but somehow the online bundle found in the Konami Store has remained at an absurdly high price, begging the question of just how clueless and lazy they are."''
20th May '14 2:38:09 PM johnnyfog
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->''{{Creator/Konami}}ís business model, I believe, adheres to the [[ViewersAreMorons People Are Idiots So Letís Rob Them Blind]] school of economics, whereas {{Creator/Valve}} is from the [[ViewersAreGeniuses People Are Smart So Letís Be Cool To Them]] school of economics. Imagine if ''Metal Gear Online'' was released as a standalone tomorrow, separate from ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]]'' and sufficient by itself, and came complete with all three expansion packs, all 8 character slots, and the voice packs (for what theyíre worth) for only $15. Donít you agree that they would make a lot more money than they are with the game now? Not only would it generate a ton of new interest by making headlines, it would flood the game with fresh blood and revive whatever is left of the community. Youíd also have to get rid of the requirement to create a Konami ID, and promise to actually patch it more than once every two years, of course. ''[=MGS4=]'' itself is being sold for less than $20 nowadays, but somehow the online bundle found in the Konami Store has remained at an absurdly high price, begging the question of just how clueless and lazy they are."'' -->--'''Terry Wolf''', [[http://metagearsolid.org/reports_mgo_vs_tf2_4.html "Metal Gear Online vs. Team Fortress 2"]]
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