"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal."
Matt: Gaming takes money and dating takes money, so I had to give up gaming or give up dating, so I gave up dating.
Igor: Ah. Ok, wanna grab some lunch?
Matt: Can't. I had to give up food...
Player: A Potion Card can restore my Hokéycon's health! Or I can use an Energy Card to restore its powers! But how do I restore my bank account, after buying 2,500 cards?!
Judge: Sorry, there are some situations even a Hokéycon expert is powerless to fix!
"Oh well, someday someone’s going to find a stash of new EarthBounds and then buy a solid gold car."
— Fry, Futurama
Cyril: "Now, the govener’s not a bit stingy, and never does anything small.
The weasals gave him the red motorcar and he gave the weasals Toad Hall!"
Prosecutor: "A trade of Toad Hall, an estate worth 100 thousand pounds for a motorcar?"
To catch a fish, I got the gear
A rod, a reel, an' a case of beer
A fishin' boat to get me there
Twelve-dozen plugs and lures to spare!
There's just one thing that's bothering me,
I've added and subtracted 'till I can't see.
With all this equipment that I have found
A fish costs fifty bucks a pound!
- Anonymous American poem