History Quotes / CovertPervert

-->-- ''The Kelly File'' on Creator/FoxNews

->''She WHAT? She smashed you against the LOCKERS? Gosh, Kris, I'm really sorry. That's just awful. I...I thought Susie was good, just... Maybe it would take someone special to find her good side. ...but she really IS terrible, isn't she...? Kris...I'm SO sorry you have to go through this. In fact, I wonder if...d-do you think...? I wonder if Alphys would let us switch partners, I mean? You know, so you wouldn't have to be the one, who, um, [[FreudianSlip gets to be, slammed into lockers, and stuff, anymore]]. ([[OhCrap Wait, I don't think I phrased that correctly...]])''

->It stinks like sex in here.

->''"You could see me doing pornography, Pinkie? What the hell?"\\

Spike, who had seen [[PornStash some of the reading material under Twilight's bed]], simply nodded sagely.''
-->-- The fic [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/38472/1/fluffershy/fluffershy Fluffershy]]

->''In the twentieth century, nowhere on Earth was sex so vigorously suppressed as in America---and nowhere else was there such a deep interest in it.''

'''Hisao''':' Oh? And you would suggest?\\

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->'''Naru:''' Usagi, Umino is a greasy, perverse deviant.\\
'''Usagi:''' Well yes, but that's nothing to be ashamed of.\\
'''Naru:''' Yes it is!\\
'''Usagi:''' The only thing that makes it seem shameful is this illusion that we Japanese have moral standards that need to be upheld, when it's clear we're just a bunch of perverts waiting for the gun to sound to commence the orgy.

->'''Usagi:''' Our Haruna is beautiful, lonely, and surrounded by handsome boys who are always undressing her with their eyes. Of course she'd fantasize about being banged by all of them at once in all holes multiple times.\\

'''Usagi:''' Au contraire, little one, for you see that even our most prim and proper public faces hide incredible deviance, with the exception of [[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mr. Rogers]].

->'''Lisa:''' I'm not a pervert! I'm just really curious!\\
'''Kensei:''' Isn't that the definition of a pervert?

'''Hisao:'''' Oh? And you would suggest?\\

->'''Pyrrha:''' Alright, first, I need you to turn around and bend over.\\
'''Jaune:''' (''thinking'') That sounded kind of illicit... but there’s no way; this is [[HumbleHero Pyrrha]] we’re talking about. I’m sure her intentions are pure.\\
'''Pyrrha:''' (''thinking'') Fuck, I think I just got visually pregnant.

->'''Phineas:''' We don't do this to compete; we do it for fun.\\
'''Ferb:''' ''And'' for the ladies. Rowrr!

->'''Agent Sulky:''' Smoulder, what are you doing lying on the floor?\\
'''Agent Smoulder:''' I’m looking up your file.

->'''[[Creator/WillSmith Will]]:''' Yo G., here's the whipped cream you wanted for dinner.\\
'''Geoffrey:''' Who said it was for dinner?

->''She said to me,\\
"Forget what you thought-\\

Who haven't been caught."''

->'''Newt Gingrich:''' You are fascinated with sex and you don't care about public policy.\\
'''Megyn Kelly:''' Me? Really?\\
'''Gingrich:''' That's what I get out of watching you tonight.

->'''Freddie Mercury:''' Creator/{{MTV}} [[BannedInChina banned our video]]. The youth of America, we helped give birth to MTV!
->'''Brian May:''' [[{{Eagleland}} It's America.]] They're Puritans in public, perverts in private.

->'''Brian May:''' [[{{Eagleland}} It's America]]. They're Puritans in public, perverts in private.]]

Spike, who had seen some of the reading material under Twilight's bed, simply nodded sagely.''

-->-- ''Series/FreshPrinceOfBelAir''

->'''Usagi:''' Well yes, but that's nothing to be ashamed of.\\
->'''Naru:''' Yes it is!\\
->'''Usagi:''' The only thing that makes it seem shameful is this illusion that we Japanese have moral standards that need to be upheld, when it's clear we're just a bunch of perverts waiting for the gun to sound to commence the orgy.

-->-- ''The X-Fools'', an ''Series/XFiles'' parody

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->'''Phineas:''' We don't do this to compete; we do it for fun.
->'''Ferb:''' ''And'' for the ladies. Rowrr!
->-- ''PhineasAndFerb'', "Thaddeus and Thor"

->'"It stinks like sex in here."
-->--'''[[TheCutie River Tam]]''', ''{{Firefly}}''

->'''Lisa:''' I'm not a pervert! I'm just really curious!
->'''Kensei:''' Isn't that the definition of a pervert?
->-- ''Bleach''

->'''Hisao''': I knew it. You're just as dirty-minded as I am.
->'''[[spoiler:Lilly]]''': That's a rather crude way of putting it.
->'''Hisao:'''' Oh? And you would suggest?
->'''[[spoiler:Lilly]]''': [[InsistentTerminology I merely have a healthy adolescent sex drive]].
->-- ''KatawaShoujo''

->'''Usagi:''' Our Haruna is beautiful, lonely, and surrounded by handsome boys who are always undressing her with their eyes. Of course she'd fantasize about being banged by all of them at once in all holes multiple times.
->'''Naru''': Come on, Haruna-sensei isn't like that.
->'''Usagi:''' Au contraire, little one, for you see that even our most prim and proper public faces hide incredible deviance, with the exception of [[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mr. Rogers]].
->-- ''Fanfic/BeautifulDestroyerSailorMoon''

->'''Agent Sulky:''' Smoulder, what are you doing lying on the floor?
->'''Agent Smoulder:''' I’m looking up your file.
-->-- '''The X Fools'''

->'''Pyrrha:''' Alright, first, I need you to turn around and bend over.
->'''Jaune:''' ''(thinking)'' That sounded kind of illicit...but there’s no way; this is [[HumbleHero Pyrrha]] we’re talking about. I’m sure her intentions are pure.
->'''Pyrrha:''' ''(thinking)'' Fuck, I think I just got visually pregnant.
-->-- The ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' lemon fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/2082909?view_adult=true A Knight In Shining Maid Uniform]]''

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->'''Usagi:''' Au contraire, little one, for you see that even our most prim and proper public faces hide incredible deviance, with the exception of [[MrRogersNeighborhood Mr. Rogers]].

->'''Usagi:''' Au contraire, little one, for you see that even our most prim and proper public faces hide incredible deviance, with the exception of [[Series/MrRogersNeighborhood Mr. Rogers]].

->-- '''Fanfic/BeautifulDestroyerSailorMoon'''

->'''Hisao''': I knew it. [[YamatoNadeshiko You're]] just as dirty-minded as I am.