History Quotes / CosmicPlaything

-->--'''Sypha Belnades''', ''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017'' in Season 2 Episode 5 "Last Spell"

-->-- '''Cursed''' description, ''TabletopGame/{{GURPS}} Basic Set''

-->--'''Dawn Buckets''', on her family preparing pancakes for breakfast, ''Series/KirbyBuckets'', "Get a Grip!"

-->--'''Dawn Buckets''', ''Series/KirbyBuckets'', "Get a Grip!"

->''"Of course he gets his favorite. He always gets his favorite. And why? Because the universe unfairly loves Kirby more than me"''

-->--'''C-3PO''', ''Film/ANewHope''

-->--'''Candace Flynn''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieCandaceAgainstTheUniverse''

-->--'''Candace Flynn''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieCandaceAgainstTheUniverse''

-->--'''The Narrator''', ''VideoGame/{{Hades}}''

-->--'''Alfalfa''', The Little Rascals

-->--'''Alfalfa''', "[[The Little Rascals (film))]]"

-->--'''Harry Dresden''', ''Fanfic/MyLittleDenarians''

-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E5TheBrainOfMorbius The Brain of Morbius]]"

->'''Carl:''' I don't know if I believe in God, but I think he must hate me.
-->--''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'', "Hand Banana"

-->--'''[[GenreSavvy Sokka]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

-->--'''Moe Szylak''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-->--''WesterAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'', "Hand Banana"

->''Why should I die, oh, why should I die? Can [[{{God}} You]] show me NOW, that I will not be [[HeroicSacrifice killed in vain?]] Show me, just a little, of your omnipresent reign! Show me there's a reason for you wanting me to die! [[CosmicPlaything You're far too keen on where and how, but not so hot on WHY!]]''

-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E5TheBrainOfMorbius The Brain of Morbius]]"

-->--'''Kratos''', ''VideoGame/GodOfWar II''

->''The universe just loves to prove me wrong, doesn't it?''

->''Why does the universe keep doing these insanely bewildering things to me?''"

->'''The Doctor:'''Come out! Meddlesome interfering idiots! I know you're up there somewhere, so come on out and show yourselves! Messing about with my TARDIS. Dragging us a thousand parsecs off course.\\

->''"If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans."''

->''"The universe just loves to prove me wrong, doesn't it?"''

->''"Infeno blow up, Wazzpinator must salvage! Wazzpinator blow up,'' nobody ''salvage! Why univerze hate Wazzpinator?"''
-->--'''Waspinator''', ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'', "Deep Metal".

-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N90M7BXFo_Q Devil on my Shoulder]]''', ''Music/BillyTalent''

->''"As private parts to the gods are we, they [[ADateWithRosiePalms play with us]] for their sport!"''
-->--'''Melchett''' (paraphrasing a line from ''Theatre/KingLear''), ''{{Blackadder}}''

->''"The world had suddenly decided to take a joyride on the road of irony and not to take me with it."''

-> ''When you're rife with devastation''
-> ''There's a simple explanation,''
-> ''You're a toymaker's creation,''
-> ''Trapped inside a crystal ball.''
-->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''FriendshipIsWitchcraft''

-> '''''I AM WHAT THE GODS HAVE MADE ME!'''''

->"''Why does the universe keep doing these insanely bewildering things to me?''"
-->-- '''Arthur Dent''' ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

->''"Why should I die, oh, why should I die? Can [[{{God}} You]] show me NOW, that I will not be [[HeroicSacrifice killed in vain?]] Show me, just a little, of your omnipresent reign! Show me there's a reason for you wanting me to die! [[CosmicPlaything You're far too keen on where and how, but not so hot on WHY!]]"''

-->--'''Music/TomWaits''', "Hoist That Rag" - ''Music/RealGone''

->''"We're all fate's bitch. You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now."''
-->--'''Jaye Tyler''', ''{{Wonderfalls}}''

->''"Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's ButtMonkey!"''
-->--'''Xander Harris''' ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->''"Sometimes I feel that God doesn't want me to be happy."''

->''"I was the happiest guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called 'Up Yours, Moe'."''
-->-- '''Moe Szylak''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-->-- [[OccultLawFirm Mann, Lewis, and Levinn]] on the nature of karmic debt, ''Literature/{{Pact}}''

-> '''The Doctor:'''Come out! Meddlesome interfering idiots! I know you're up there somewhere so come on out and show yourselves! Messing about with my TARDIS. Dragging us a thousand parsecs of course.\\
'''Sarah:''' Oy, have you gone potty? Who are you shouting at?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Who do you think, the Time Lords. [...] There's something going on here, some dirty work here they won't touch with their lily-white hands. Well I won't do it, ''you hear?!''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E5TheBrainOfMorbius The Brain of Morbius]]
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-->--'''Jesus''', ''JesusChristSuperstar''

-->--'''TomWaits''', "Hoist That Rag"

-->--'''Edith Crawley''', ''DowntonAbbey''

-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

Come out! Meddlesome interfering idiots! I know you're up there somewhere so come on out and show yourselves! Messing about with my TARDIS. Dragging us a thousand parsecs of course. [...] There's something going on here, some dirty work here they won't touch with their lily-white hands. Well I won't do it, ''you hear?!''
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho''

->''"Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!"''