History Quotes / CoolOldGuy

'''BoCo:''' "You're right, Duck. Edward's old, but he'll surprise us all."

->After the read-through was over, [=LeVar=] came up to me and said, 'Cucumber soup.' I said, 'I beg your pardon?' And he said, 'Man, you are as cool as cucumber soup.'

->On Tuesday night’s episode, Alex had to recite the chorus of [[Music/{{Rihanna}} RiRi’s]] “Umbrella” and he laid it down like this. Prepare to pull out some aloe vera, because you’ll need to smear some on your ear holes to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzrL6HhBUvI soothe the heat]] that Alex will drop on them.

->Barry had one last visitor. My grandfather Pops, who's 80 years of pure awesome.

->At age 75, in 2017, he is still touring. And I'll tell you, I hope this is the man I am at that age. Hell, this is the man I wish I was at my ''current'' age! Fuck yeah, we should all age so well!

->I've had worse than this. I've been spiked by Squadron X, dipped in the smeltin' pool, framed for treason, shot into the sun — and I was the only 'bot still trapped inside the Nightmare Engine when everyone else woke up. I've seen off every rinky-dink, two-bit, catchpenny Decepticon rust-poker, and I got the dents in my knuckles to prove it. End of the day? I'm ready for anything you can throw at me.

->"Like a fine wine, I guess I just get better with age!"

->After the read-through was over, [=LeVar=] came up to me and said, 'Cucumber soup.' I said, 'I beg your pardon??' And he said, 'Man, you are as cool as cucumber soup.'
-->-- '''Creator/PatrickStewart''' on meeting [=LeVar Burton=], ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''

->'''Aang''': "So Toph says you give pretty good advice. And great tea."\\
'''Iroh''': "The key to both is proper aging! What's on your mind?"

->Granddad Nawi, who did not go raiding because of his twisted leg, sometimes took the boys tracking and hunting, and he used to talk about the papervine bush. It grew everywhere, its long leaves as tough as anything even when they were crackling dry. "Take one strip of the vine lengthwise and yes, it needs the strength of two men. But weave five strands of it into a rope, and a hundred men can't break it. The more they pull, the more it binds together and stronger it becomes. That is the Nation."
->[[AllOfTheOtherReindeer They used to laugh at him behind his back because of his wobbling walk]], and didn't pay much attention to him, because what could a man with a twisted leg know about anything so important? But they made sure that when they laughed, they were ''well'' behind his back, because Nawi always had a faint little smile and an expression that said he always knew far more about you than you could possibly guess.
->Mau had tried not to laugh too much, because he had always like Nawi. The old man watched how birds flew and always knew the best places to fish. He knew the magic word which could keep sharks away.

->Granddad Nawi, who did not go raiding because of his twisted leg, sometimes took the boys tracking and hunting, and he used to talk about the papervine bush. It grew everywhere, its long leaves as tough as anything even when they were crackling dry. "Take one strip of the vine lengthwise and yes, it needs the strength of two men." But weave five strands of it into a rope, and a hundred men can't break it. The more they pull, the more it binds together and stronger it becomes. That is the Nation."

->Mau had tried not to laugh too much, because he had always like Nawi. The old man watched how birds flew and always knew the best places to fish. [[BadassGrandpa He knew the magic word which could keep sharks away]].

-->--'''Creator/PatrickStewart''' on meeting [=LeVar Burton=], ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/16/open-post-hosted-by-alex-trebeks-extra-short-and-extra-perfect-cover-of-riris-umbrella/ Michael K.]]''', "[[{{Series/Jeopardy}} Alex Trebek’s]] Extra Short And Extra Perfect Cover Of [=RiRi’s=] “Umbrella”"

-->--'''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-dick-moves-everyone-pulled-in-classic-video-games/ Luke McKinney and Matthew Moffitt]]''', ''{{Website/Cracked}}''

-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on Creator/BillMurray, ''Smoke and Mirrors & Steven Seagal''

-->--'''Adam Goldberg''' on Albert "Pops" Solomon, ''Series/TheGoldbergs''

->'''Aang''':"So Toph says you give pretty good advice. And great tea."\\
'''Iroh''':"The key to both is proper aging! What's on your mind?"
-->-- Iroh in a nutshell, ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->When I was a kid, my ''abuelita'' would drag me to Christmas Eve mass at her Catholic church and it was at one of those masses where I learned the important skill of sleeping with my eyes open. Shit was boring. What those Christmas Eve masses really needed was [[BadassPreacher a yodeling priest on wheels]]...Diocese of San Pablo suspended Rev. Albert and released a statement where they threw holy water at his ass for being so disrespecting the church. So yeah, when it comes to child touching, the Catholic church is like, ''“err, nothing to see here, move along,”'' but when it comes to a priest singing on a death trap, they’re like, ''[[SkewedPriorities “SANTO DIOS! Condemn his ass!”]]''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/12/31/hot-slut-of-the-day-854/#more-200241 Michael K.]]''', "The hoverboarding holy chanteuse from the Philippines!"

->In 2006, while staying in Scotland for a celebrity golf tournament, Bill got chatting to a university student at a pub. She invited him back to her's for a party, and he said yes. Word quickly spread that Bill “put a little love in your heart” Murray was circulating at a student house party, and though he was old enough to be everybody's father, he was ruling the room like he did in What About Bob? (“ Well, you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures.”), drinking vodka out of a coffee cup, before casually getting stuck in to a mountainous pile of washing up stagnating in the kitchen. Like Cinderella, eventually he departed into the night, leaving in his wake clean dishes, and a story for the ages for all those who attended, and those who'd say that they'd been there, [[FolkHero even if they hadn't.]]

->''"After the read-through was over, [=LeVar=] came up to me and said, 'Cucumber soup.' I said, 'I beg your pardon??' And he said, 'Man, you are as cool as cucumber soup.'"''

->'''Aang''':"So Toph says you give pretty good advice. And great tea."
->'''Iroh''':"The key to both is proper aging! What's on your mind?"

-->--'''Creator/PatrickStewart on meeting [=LeVar Burton=], ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''