History Quotes / ContentWarnings

-->--'''Bob Iger''', introducing Creator/{{ABC}}'s unedited showing of ''Film/SavingPrivateRyan'' (November 11, 2001)

->''"Good evening. I want to thank Ross Roberts and Ford Division for their exceptional commitment to tonight's telecast. It's a tribute to everyone at Ford and its thousands of employees. And I want to thank Warren Littlefield and Don Ohlmeyer of NBC for devoting their schedule tonight to bring this film to the largest audience it will ever have. But first, I want you, and especially parents, to know that'' Schindler's List ''is more explicit and more graphic than anything you may have seen before on network television. I made the film for this and future generations so that they would know and never forget that six million Jews were murdered in the Holocaust and that history cannot be denied. I could not be honest to that history, or to the memories of its victims, without depictions of violence and suffering. So, while every parent should make a judgement for their own family, I do not personally believe this is a film for the very young. My younger children, for example, of elementary school age have still not seen ''Schindler's List''. If they were iof high school age, I would want them to. When the film was released, there was overwhelming support that it should be seen by high schools, and it was shown in theaters free to nearly two million students through the cooperation of this nation's governors. So, tonight, in your homes, you will experience the story of Oskar Schindler, a German businessman, a member of the Nazi party, a womanizer, and a war profiteer who saved the lives of more than 1,100 Jews. And now, ''Schindler's List''."''

-->--'''Website/PlatypusComix''' on [[http://www.platypuscomix.net/hollywood/restrictedcougar.html the Restricted Cougar]]

* TheOffspring:

''The following movie has been rated NC-17 for No Children Under 17 by the motion picture association of America. It is attended for adults only. This presentation should not be viewed by children under 17. And *Insert network name* will show this movie only at night.''\\

->''Now might be a good time to tell you all about the Motion Picture Association of America's fascinating rating system. Now, if a family wants to see a movie and it's rated G, then everyone can go: Mom, and Dad, and [[Series/FamilyAffair Buffy and Jody]] and Grandma and Grandpa and even Sergeant Scruffy! If it's PG, then there might be something unsuitable for young or sensitive viewers, in which case Buffy might have to stay home. Along with Grandma, who didn't want to go to the movies anyway. Now, of the movie's rated PG-13, it might have some material in there that mommy and daddy might not like, uh, some of the young kids to see, so Jody might just have to go home. Bye-bye, Jody! Now if the movie's rated R, then it's going to contain some a-dult material, in which case, Dad, who's got a lazy tummy, will probably want to stay home. But if the movie's rated NC-17 that means kids can't get in; only a-dults can get in. Mom doesn't want to see a-dult movies. But Grandpa was in the army, and he's not bothered very much, and so he decides to stay. Along with Sergeant Scruffy, who's just a dumb dog anyway.''

''The following movie / program / feature has been rated R by the Motion Picture Association of America. Some material is intended for mature audiences. Parents may wish to consider whether it should be viewed by children under 17. *Insert network name* will show this feature only at night.''\\

->''Now might be a good time to tell you all about the Motion Picture Association of America's ''fascinating'' rating system. Now, if a family wants to see a movie and it's rated G, then everyone can go: Mom, and Dad, and [[Series/FamilyAffair Buffy and Jody]] and Grandma and Grandpa and even Sergeant Scruffy! If it's PG, then there might be something unsuitable for young or sensitive viewers, in which case Buffy might have to stay home. Along with Grandma, who didn't want to go to the movies anyway. Now, of the movie's rated PG-13, it might have some material in there that mommy and daddy might not like, uh, some of the young kids to see, so Jody might just have to go home. Bye-bye, Jody! Now if the movie's rated R, then it's going to contain some a-dult material, in which case, Dad, who's got a lazy tummy, will probably want to stay home. But if the movie's rated NC-17 that means kids can't get in; only a-dults can get in. Mom doesn't want to see a-dult movies. But Grandpa was in the army, and he's not bothered very much, and so he decides to stay. Along with Sergeant Scruffy, who's just a dumb dog anyway.''

->''If a family wants to see a movie and it's rated G, then everyone can go: Mom, and Dad, and Buffy and Jody and Grandma and Grandpa and even Seargant Scruffy! If it's PG, then there might be something unsuitable for young or sensitive viewers, in which case Buffy might have to stay home. Along with Grandma, who didn't want to go to the movies anyway. Now, of the movie's rated PG-13, it might have some material in there that mommy and daddy might like, uh, some of the young kids to see, so Jody might just have to go home. Bye-bye, Jody! Now if the movie's rated R, then it's going to contain some a-dult material, in which case, Dad, who's got a lazy tummy, will probably want to stay home. But if the movie's rated NC-17 that means kids can't get in; only a-dults can get in. Mom doesn't want to see a-dult movies. But Grandpa was in the army, and he's not bothered very much, and so he decides to stay. Along with Sergeant Scruffy, who's just a dumb dog anyway.''

->''If the family wants to see a movie and it's rated G, then everyone can go: Dad, and Mom, and Buffy and Jody and Grandma and Grandpa and even Sargeant Scruffy! If the movie's rated PG then there might be some sensitive material, so Mom might want Buffy to stay home. Along with Grandma, who didn't want to go to the movies anyway. If the movie's rated PG-13, then it might contain some material that the parents wouldn't want the little kids to see, so Jody just might have to go home. Bye-bye, Jody! Now if the movie's rated R, then it's going to contain some a-dult material, so Dad, who's got a lazy tummy, might want to stay home. But if the movie's rated NC-17 that means kids can't get in; only a-dults can get in. Mom doesn't want to see a-dult movies. But Grandpa was in the army, and he's not bothered very much, so he decides to stay. Along with Sergeant Scruffy, who's just a dumb dog anyway.''

-> ''The following movie has been rated G for General Audience by the motion picture association of America. All ages admitted.''\\
''The following movie has been rated PG for Parental Guidance by the motion picture association of America. Parental Guidance is Suggested.''\\
''The following movie has been rated PG-13 for Parents Strongly Cautioned by the motion picture association of America. Some material may be inappropriate for young children. Parents or supervisors may wish to consider if this should be viewed by those under 13.''\\
''The following movie has been rated R for Restricted by the motion picture association of America. It is attended for mature audience. Parents or supervisors may wish to consider whether it should be viewed by children under 17. Because of it's mature matters, *Insert network name* will show this movie only at night.''\\

''The following movie has been rated NR for Not Rated by the motion picture association of America. This film is not yet rated.''
-->-- Warnings used for the American Pay-Per-View networks[[note]]Canadian PPV networks are similar but they use the Canadian ratings system - G and PG remain the same, but PG-13 is 14A, the American R is 18A, and NC-17 films are "Restricted".[[/note]]

->''If a movie is rated G, then everyone can go: Dad, and Mom, and Buffy and Jody and Grandma and Grandpa and even Sargeant Scruffy! If the movie's rated PG then there might be some sensitive material, so Mom might want Buffy to stay home. Along with Grandma, who didn't want to go to the movies anyway. If the movie's rated PG-13, then it might contain some material that the parents wouldn't want the little kids to see, so Jody just might have to go home. Bye-bye, Jody! Now if the movie's rated R, then it's going to contain some a-dult material, so Dad, who's got a lazy tummy, might want to stay home. But if the movie's rated NC-17 that means kids can't get in; only a-dults can get in. Mom doesn't want to see a-dult movies. But Grandpa was in the army, and he's not bothered very much, so he decides to stay. Along with Sergeant Scruffy, who's just a dumb dog anyway.''
-->--'''Jack Valenti''' on his MPAA rating system, ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''

-->--'''Family Channel (Canada)''' immediately before the majority of films they ran from about 1999 to 2010

''The following movie has been rated PG for Parental Guidance by the motion picture association of America. Parental Guidance is Suggested.\\

-->--A disclaimer warning used at the end of the [[Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} Nickelodeon GAS]] airings of ''Series/RobotWars''

-> '''Jerry Bishop:''' This presentation contains certain scenes that may be too intense for young children. Parental Discretion is Advised.
-->-- '''Main/TheDisneyChannel''' content warning screen used when they run movies or shows that might not be suitable for young children.

-> '''Announcer:''' The following movie has been rated G for General Audience by the motion picture association of America. All ages admitted.
-->-- Used for American Pay-Per-View networks on G-Rated movies.

-> '''Announcer:''' The following movie has been rated PG for Parental Guided Suggested by the motion picture association of America. Parental Guided is Suggested.
-->-- Used for American Pay-Per-View networks on PG-Rated movies.

-> '''Announcer:''' The following movie has been rated PG-13 for Parents Strongly Cautioned by the motion picture association of America. Some material maybe inappropriate for young children. Parents or supervisors may wish to consider if this should be viewed by those under 13.
-->-- Used for American Pay-Per-View networks on PG-13-Rated movies.

-> '''Announcer:''' The following movie has been rated R for Restricted by the motion picture association of America. It is attended for mature audience. Parents or supervisors may wish to consider whether it should be viewed by children under 17. Because of it's mature matters, *Insert network name* will show this movie only at night.
-->-- Used for American Pay-Per-View networks on R-Rated movies.

-> '''Announcer:''' The following movie has been rated NC-17 for No Children Under 17 by the motion picture association of America. It is attended for adults only. This presentation should not be viewed by children under 17. And *Insert network name* will show this movie only at night.
-->-- Used for American Pay-Per-View networks on NC-17-Rated movies.

-> '''Announcer:''' The following movie has been rated NR for Not Rated by the motion picture association of America. This film is not yet rated.
-->-- Used for the American Pay-Per-View networks on NR-Rated movies.

-> '''Announcer:''' The following movie has been rated G for General Audience by The Motion Picture Association of Canada. All Ages are Admitted.
-->-- Used for Canadian Pay-Per-View networks on G-Rated movies.

-> '''Announcer:''' The following movie has been rated PG for Parental Guided Suggested by The Motion Picture Association of Canada. Parental Guided is Suggested.
-->-- Used for Canadian Pay-Per-View networks on PG-Rated movies.

-> '''Announcer:''' The following movie has been rated 14A for Fourteen Accompanied by The Motion Picture Association of Canada. Some materials may be inappropriate for young kids. Parents or Supervisors may wish to consider whether it should be viewed by those under 14.
-->-- Used for Canadian Pay-Per-View networks on 14A-Rated movies.

-> '''Announcer:''' The following movie has been rated 18A for Eighteen Accompanied by The Motion Picture Association of Canada. It is attended for Mature Audiences. Parents or Supervisors may wish to consider whether it should be viewed by kids under 18. Because of it's mature matters, *Insert Pay-Per-View network name* will show this movie only at night.
-->-- Used for Canadian Pay-Per-View networks on 18A-Rated movies.

-> '''Announcer:''' The following movie has been rated R for Restricted by The Motion Picture Association of Canada. It is attended for adults only. This presentation is not suitable for kids under 18, And *Insert Pay-Per-View network name* will show this movie only at night.
-->-- Used for Canadian Pay-Per-View networks on R-Rated movies.

-> '''Announcer:''' The following movie has been rated NYR for Not Yet Rated by The Motion Picture Association of Canada. This film is not yet rated.
-->-- Used for Canadian Pay-Per-View networks on NYR-Rated movies.

-> '''Announcer:''' Did you that you can use your remote control to change the channel from here and adjust the volumes from there, But did you know that it can also control what you children can, cannot watch on TV if you are miles away from home? Well it's very easy. Go the parental control on the menu or setting and set your password to restrict access to programs, You don't want your kids watching. And you can also block the channel or show/movies base on the ratings. And talk to your kids on why these certain programs are not for them. For details, Learn more at [=TheTVBoss(.)org=].
-->-- From The TV Boss P.S.A. ad

-> '''Announcer:''' And remember: Building a robot is extremely dangerous. And should not be attempted without great care.
-->--A disclaimer warning used at the [[EveryEpisodeEnding End of the each episode]] of the [[Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} Nickelodeon GAS/US Version]] of ''Series/RobotWars''

-> '''Announcer:''' Did you that you can use your remote control to change the channel from here and adjust the volumes from there, But did you know that it can also control what you children can, cannot watch on TV if you are miles away from home? Well it's very easy. Go the parental control on the menu or setting and set your password to restrict access to programs, You don't want your kids watching. And you can also block the channel or show/movies base on the ratings. And talk to your kids on why these certain programs are not for them. For details, Learn more at TheTVBoss(.)org.
-->-- From The TV Boss P.S.A. ad

and will also [[ViewersAreMorons insult your intelligence]] at the same time \\

-->-- Used for Canadian Pay-Per-View networks on NYR-Rated movies.

-->-- Used for Pay-Per-View networks on G-Rated movies.

-->-- Used for Pay-Per-View networks on PG-Rated movies.

-->-- Used for Pay-Per-View networks on PG-13-Rated movies.

-->-- Used for Pay-Per-View networks on R-Rated movies.

-->-- Used for Pay-Per-View networks on NC-17-Rated movies.

-->-- '''Creator/TheDisneyChannel''' content warning screen used when they run movies or shows that might not be suitable for young children.

-> '''Jerry Bishop:''' This presentation contains certain scenes that can be too intense for young children. Parental Discretion is Advised.

-> '''Jerry Bishop:''' This presentation contains certain scenes that can be too intense for young children. Parental Discretion is Advised."

-> '''Announcer:''' The following movie has been rated R for Restricted by the motion picture association of America. It is attended for mature audience. Parents or supervisor may wish to consider whether it should be viewed by children under 17. Because of it's mature matters, *Insert network name* will show this movie only at night.

-> '''Jerry Bishop:''' This presentation contains certain scenes that can be too intense for young children. Parental Discretion is Advise."

-->-- '''Creator/TheDisneyChannel''' content warning screen used when they run movies or shows that might not be suitable for young children.

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' introducing ''Film/ISpitOnYourGrave''

-->--'''Edward Van Sloan''', ''Film/{{Frankenstein 1931}}'' (1931)

-->''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''

* {{The Offspring}}:

-->''MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''

And if it offends you [[ThisIsSparta Just. Don't. Listen to it]].

Will cleanse any sense of [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean innuendo]] or [[DeadpanSnarker sarcasm]] \\