- The Offspring:
Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the disclaimer
That's right, the disclaimer
This American apple pie
Known as parental discretion
Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
from the lyrics that might actually make you think
and will also insult your intelligence
at the same time
So, protect your family!
This album contains explicit depictions
of things which are real.
These real things are commonly known as life
So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.
If it sounds dangerous Do Not Try This at Home
or at all.
And if it offends you Just. Don't. Listen to it
The BBC would like to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear. Because of the unsuitability of the scene, the BBC will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of Gardening Club
"Warning: It's I Spit On Your Grave!"