Quotes / Content Warnings

  • The Offspring:
    Ladies and gentlemen
    Welcome to the disclaimer
    That's right, the disclaimer

    This American apple pie institution
    Known as parental discretion
    Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
    from the lyrics that might actually make you think,
    and will also insult your intelligence at the same time

    So, protect your family!
    This album contains explicit depictions
    of things which are real.
    These real things are commonly known as life.
    So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.
    If it sounds dangerous
    Do Not Try This at Home or at all.
    And if it offends you Just. Don't. Listen to it.

The BBC would like to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear. Because of the unsuitability of the scene, the BBC will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of Gardening Club for 1958.

"Well, we warned you."
Edward Van Sloan, Frankenstein (1931) (1931)

"Warning: It's I Spit On Your Grave!"

Jerry Bishop: This presentation contains certain scenes that may be too intense for young children. Parental Discretion is Advised.
The Disney Channel content warning screen used when they run movies or shows that might not be suitable for young children.

Announcer: The following movie has been rated G for General Audience by the motion picture association of America. All ages admitted.
— Used for American Pay-Per-View networks on G-Rated movies.

Announcer: The following movie has been rated PG for Parental Guided Suggested by the motion picture association of America. Parental Guided is Suggested.
— Used for American Pay-Per-View networks on PG-Rated movies.

Announcer: The following movie has been rated PG-13 for Parents Strongly Cautioned by the motion picture association of America. Some material maybe inappropriate for young children. Parents or supervisors may wish to consider if this should be viewed by those under 13.
— Used for American Pay-Per-View networks on PG-13-Rated movies.

Announcer: The following movie has been rated R for Restricted by the motion picture association of America. It is attended for mature audience. Parents or supervisors may wish to consider whether it should be viewed by children under 17. Because of it's mature matters, *Insert network name* will show this movie only at night.
— Used for American Pay-Per-View networks on R-Rated movies.

Announcer: The following movie has been rated NC-17 for No Children Under 17 by the motion picture association of America. It is attended for adults only. This presentation should not be viewed by children under 17. And *Insert network name* will show this movie only at night.
— Used for American Pay-Per-View networks on NC-17-Rated movies.

Announcer: The following movie has been rated NR for Not Rated by the motion picture association of America. This film is not yet rated.
— Used for the American Pay-Per-View networks on NR-Rated movies.

Announcer: The following movie has been rated G for General Audience by The Motion Picture Association of Canada. All Ages are Admitted.
— Used for Canadian Pay-Per-View networks on G-Rated movies.

Announcer: The following movie has been rated PG for Parental Guided Suggested by The Motion Picture Association of Canada. Parental Guided is Suggested.
— Used for Canadian Pay-Per-View networks on PG-Rated movies.

Announcer: The following movie has been rated 14A for Fourteen Accompanied by The Motion Picture Association of Canada. Some materials may be inappropriate for young kids. Parents or Supervisors may wish to consider whether it should be viewed by those under 14.
— Used for Canadian Pay-Per-View networks on 14A-Rated movies.

Announcer: The following movie has been rated 18A for Eighteen Accompanied by The Motion Picture Association of Canada. It is attended for Mature Audiences. Parents or Supervisors may wish to consider whether it should be viewed by kids under 18. Because of it's mature matters, *Insert Pay-Per-View network name* will show this movie only at night.
— Used for Canadian Pay-Per-View networks on 18A-Rated movies.

Announcer: The following movie has been rated R for Restricted by The Motion Picture Association of Canada. It is attended for adults only. This presentation is not suitable for kids under 18, And *Insert Pay-Per-View network name* will show this movie only at night.
— Used for Canadian Pay-Per-View networks on R-Rated movies.

Announcer: The following movie has been rated NYR for Not Yet Rated by The Motion Picture Association of Canada. This film is not yet rated.
— Used for Canadian Pay-Per-View networks on NYR-Rated movies.

Announcer: Did you that you can use your remote control to change the channel from here and adjust the volumes from there, But did you know that it can also control what you children can, cannot watch on TV if you are miles away from home? Well it's very easy. Go the parental control on the menu or setting and set your password to restrict access to programs, You don't want your kids watching. And you can also block the channel or show/movies base on the ratings. And talk to your kids on why these certain programs are not for them. For details, Learn more at The TV Boss(.)org.
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