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-->A comment on [[http://www.1up.com/news/sessler this 1Up article]], enthusiastically agreeing with G4 reviewer Adam Sessler's vicious TakeThat against the people who treat ConsoleWars as SeriousBusiness.

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-->A -->--A comment on [[http://www.1up.com/news/sessler this 1Up article]], enthusiastically agreeing with G4 reviewer Adam Sessler's vicious TakeThat against the people who treat ConsoleWars as SeriousBusiness.
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"Good idea," says The Sessler, "let's go and see her right now..."\\

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"Good idea," says The Sessler, "let's go and see her right now..."\\"
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->''"I just wanted to bring you back to a simpler time when there wasn't a care in the world other than defending your favorite console. There's always problems going on in the worldand political issues and whatnot, but back then, all we cared about was what's better: Sega Genesis or Super Nintendo? And, um, one thing I do know: the world wouldn't be complete without both of them."''

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->''"I just wanted to bring you back to a simpler time when there wasn't a care in the world other than defending your favorite console. There's always problems going on in the worldand world and political issues and whatnot, but back then, all we cared about was what's better: Sega Genesis or Super Nintendo? And, um, one thing I do know: the world wouldn't be complete without both of them."''


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Is it a bird? Is it a plane?\\
No! It's [=FanBoy=], here to save you from all your bad game choices!\\
Using his ability to quickly leap to conclusions, [=FanBoy=] arrives just in time to stop yet another young life get destroyed by [=PS3=] ownership.\\
"But I really like LittleBigPlanet" protests Bobby, clutching the box closer to his chest as he approaches the cashier.\\
"No you don't, you've just been fooled by slick marketing!" says [=FanBoy=], snatching the PS3 from the young man's grasp.\\
A menacing voice emanates from the shadows.\\
"Give him back that console," growls The Sessler, stepping into the light, "it's his choice."\\
"But he is WRONG! Xbox is the only console worth owning, and you know it Sessler!"\\
"This ends here..." The Sessler grabs [=FanBoy=] by his cape, dragging him out of the [[=GameStop=].\\
[=FanBoy=] struggles in vain to escape, but The Sessler is too strong.\\
"[[IWantMyMommy I'm telling my Mom about you!]]" he squeals.\\
"Good idea," says The Sessler, "let's go and see her right now..."\\
-->A comment on [[http://www.1up.com/news/sessler this 1Up article]], enthusiastically agreeing with G4 reviewer Adam Sessler's vicious TakeThat against the people who treat ConsoleWars as SeriousBusiness.
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->'''Sonic:''' ''[snapping after hearing "Take down the [[MegaManTheWilyWars Genesis Unit]]"]'' The Console Wars are '''never''' over! This is for the Saturn! Remember the Dreamcast!\\

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->'''Sonic:''' ''[snapping after hearing "Take down the [[MegaManTheWilyWars [[VideoGame/MegaManTheWilyWars Genesis Unit]]"]'' The Console Wars are '''never''' over! This is for the Saturn! Remember the Dreamcast!\\
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->'''Sonic:''' ''[snapping after hearing "Take down the Genesis Unit"]'' The Console Wars are '''never''' over! This is for the Saturn! Remember the Dreamcast!\\

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->'''Sonic:''' ''[snapping after hearing "Take down the [[MegaManTheWilyWars Genesis Unit"]'' Unit]]"]'' The Console Wars are '''never''' over! This is for the Saturn! Remember the Dreamcast!\\
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->'''Sonic:''' ''[snapping after hearing "Take down the Genesis Unit"]'' The Console Wars are '''never''' over! This is for the Saturn! Remember the Dreamcast!\\
'''Mega Man:''' Aah! Cut it out! I'm multi-platform!
-->--''[[ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog Sonic Universe]]'' #51, Off-Panel
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->''"I just wanted to bring you back to a simpler time when there wasn't a care in the world other than defending your favorite console. There's always problems going on in the worldand political issues and whatnot, but back then, all we cared about was what's better: Sega Genesis or Super Nintendo? And, um, one thing I do know: the world wouldn't be complete without both of them."''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', "SNES VS. Sega Genesis"
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->''"Foolish {{Famicom}} User! How dare you mock me! You can't even shoot VideoGame/{{Thexder}}'s laser. Your [[VideoGame/{{Gradius}} Vic Core]] is small too. And what the heck is that 'Family Basic'? It's just ridiculous!"''
-->--'''Xelpud''', aged {{MSX}} fanboy from ''{{La-Mulana}}''



->''Actually, you all are wrong. PC's and consoles are good all around. The ONLY WAY that one is better than the other depends on the person. Some people are more efficient with a mouse and keyboard, while others are better with a controller. As a gamer who has maintained older consoles along with newer ones while also having a wonderful Steam account on my laptop, I've come to realize gaming fandom is as bad as some sports rivalries. Seriously, why fucking argue? We're all gamers.''
-->--'''goggles86''', a YouTube commenter in response to a CPU elitist.



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-->--'''goggles86''', a YouTube commenter

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-->--'''goggles86''', a YouTube commentercommenter in response to a CPU elitist.
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-->--''YouTube commenter goggles86''

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-->--''YouTube commenter goggles86''-->--'''goggles86''', a YouTube commenter

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->''Actually, you all are wrong.PC's and consoles are good all around.
The ONLY WAY that one is better than the other depends on the person.
Some people are more efficient with a mouse and keyboard, while others are better with a controller.
As a gamer who has maintained older consoles along with newer ones while also having a wonderful Steam account on my laptop, I've come to realize gaming fandom is as bad as some sports rivalries.
Seriously, why fucking argue? We're all gamers.''

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->''Actually, you all are wrong. PC's and consoles are good all around.
around. The ONLY WAY that one is better than the other depends on the person.
person. Some people are more efficient with a mouse and keyboard, while others are better with a controller.
controller. As a gamer who has maintained older consoles along with newer ones while also having a wonderful Steam account on my laptop, I've come to realize gaming fandom is as bad as some sports rivalries.
rivalries. Seriously, why fucking argue? We're all gamers.''

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->''Actually, you all are wrong.
PC's and consoles are good all around.

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->''Actually, you all are wrong.
wrong.PC's and consoles are good all around.



Seriously, why fucking argue? We're all gamers.
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Seriously, why fucking argue? We're all gamers.
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Seriously, why fucking argue? We're all gamers.''

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Seriously, why fucking argue? We're all gamers.gamers.
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PC's and consoles are good all around.The ONLY WAY that one is better than the other depends on the person.
Some people are more efficient with a mouse and keyboard, while others are better with a controller. As a gamer who has maintained older consoles along with newer ones while also having a wonderful Steam account on my laptop, I've come to realize gaming fandom is as bad as some sports rivalries.

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PC's and consoles are good all around.around.
The ONLY WAY that one is better than the other depends on the person.
Some people are more efficient with a mouse and keyboard, while others are better with a controller. controller.
As a gamer who has maintained older consoles along with newer ones while also having a wonderful Steam account on my laptop, I've come to realize gaming fandom is as bad as some sports rivalries.
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-->--'' YouTube commenter goggles86''

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-->--'' YouTube -->--''YouTube commenter goggles86''
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Seriously, why fucking argue? We're all gamers." ''

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Seriously, why fucking argue? We're all gamers." ''

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PC's and consoles are good all around.
The ONLY WAY that one is better than the other depends on the person.
Some people are more efficient with a mouse and keyboard, while others are better with a controller.
As a gamer who has maintained older consoles along with newer ones while also having a wonderful Steam account on my laptop, I've come to realize gaming fandom is as bad as some sports rivalries.

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PC's and consoles are good all around.
around.The ONLY WAY that one is better than the other depends on the person.
Some people are more efficient with a mouse and keyboard, while others are better with a controller.
controller. As a gamer who has maintained older consoles along with newer ones while also having a wonderful Steam account on my laptop, I've come to realize gaming fandom is as bad as some sports rivalries.
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Seriously, why fucking argue? We're all gamers."''

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Seriously, why fucking argue? We're all gamers."''" ''
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->''Actually, you all are wrong.
PC's and consoles are good all around.
The ONLY WAY that one is better than the other depends on the person.
Some people are more efficient with a mouse and keyboard, while others are better with a controller.
As a gamer who has maintained older consoles along with newer ones while also having a wonderful Steam account on my laptop, I've come to realize gaming fandom is as bad as some sports rivalries.
Seriously, why fucking argue? We're all gamers."''
-->--'' YouTube commenter goggles86''



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->''"There is 'absolute proof' that You are Sony stupid. Videogames are a Nintendian Princple, & you are too dumb to know. To ignore it is to support evil."''

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->''"There ->''"Microsoft is a sacriligeous institution. Only [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros SSBM]] makes you godly. Without SSBM, where are you? Without SSBM, is there god?...\\
There
is 'absolute proof' that You are Sony stupid. Videogames are a Nintendian Princple, & you are too dumb to know. To ignore it is to support evil."''

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->''"Foolish {{Famicom}} User! How dare you mock me! You can't even shoot VideoGame/{{Thexder}}'s laser. Your [[{{Gradius}} Vic Core]] is small too. And what the heck is that 'Family Basic'? It's just ridiculous!"''

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->''"Foolish {{Famicom}} User! How dare you mock me! You can't even shoot VideoGame/{{Thexder}}'s laser. Your [[{{Gradius}} [[VideoGame/{{Gradius}} Vic Core]] is small too. And what the heck is that 'Family Basic'? It's just ridiculous!"''


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->''"There is 'absolute proof' that You are Sony stupid. Videogames are a Nintendian Princple, & you are too dumb to know. To ignore it is to support evil."''
-->--''[[http://pasareppu.fateback.com/joke/gamecube.html Nintendo's Portable Simultaneous 4-Player Game Cube]]''
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-->--{{GameFAQS}} member '''Naesaki''' on Playstation 3 owners who complain about the PS3 port of ''TalesOfVesperia'' not getting localized

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-->--{{GameFAQS}} member '''Naesaki''' on Playstation 3 owners who complain about the PS3 port of ''TalesOfVesperia'' ''VideoGame/TalesOfVesperia'' not getting localized
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->''"Foolish {{Famicom}} User! How dare you mock me! You can't even shoot {{Thexder}}'s laser. Your [[{{Gradius}} Vic Core]] is small too. And what the heck is that 'Family Basic'? It's just ridiculous!"''

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->''"Foolish {{Famicom}} User! How dare you mock me! You can't even shoot {{Thexder}}'s VideoGame/{{Thexder}}'s laser. Your [[{{Gradius}} Vic Core]] is small too. And what the heck is that 'Family Basic'? It's just ridiculous!"''
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-->--'''Ben '[[WebOriginal/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]' Croshaw''', in discussion of console fanboys.

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-->--'''Ben '[[WebOriginal/ZeroPunctuation '[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]' Croshaw''', in discussion of console fanboys.
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-->--'''Ben '[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]' Croshaw''', in discussion of console fanboys.

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-->--'''Ben '[[ZeroPunctuation '[[WebOriginal/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]' Croshaw''', in discussion of console fanboys.
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-->--'''Shia [=LeBeouf=]''', talking with Big Download

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-->--'''Shia [=LeBeouf=]''', -->--'''ShiaLaBeouf''', talking with Big Download
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->''This is how in a simple way you can find out if it's a gamer you want to play with. Ask them if they have a Wii. If they say yes, get the fuck out of there... Who wants to play the Wii version of LEGO Star Wars? I'd rather eat glass.''

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->''This is how in a simple way you can find out if it's a gamer you want to play with. Ask them if they have a Wii. If they say yes, get the fuck out of there... Who wants to play the Wii version of LEGO Star Wars? LEGOStarWars? I'd rather eat glass.''
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->''the moment you say its not worthit you'll prolly get ps3 fanboys/girls comming in and complaining about it because their to stubborn to fork over like £120 for a Brand New xbox 360 console :3, [[FanHaters though if they don't have a job and have to rely on parents because their under 16]], its understandable of course ^_____^''

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->''the moment you say its not worthit you'll prolly get ps3 fanboys/girls comming in and complaining about it because their to stubborn to fork over like £120 for a Brand New xbox 360 console :3, [[FanHaters [[FanHater though if they don't have a job and have to rely on parents because their under 16]], its understandable of course ^_____^''

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->''the moment you say its not worthit you'll prolly get ps3 fanboys/girls comming in and complaining about it because their to stubborn to fork over like £120 for a Brand New xbox 360 console :3, [[FanHaters though if they don't have a job and have to rely on parents because their under 16]], its understandable of course ^_____^''

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->''the moment you say its not worthit you'll prolly get ps3 fanboys/girls comming in and complaining about it because their to stubborn to fork over like £120 £120 for a Brand New xbox 360 console :3, [[FanHaters though if they don't have a job and have to rely on parents because their under 16]], its understandable of course ^_____^''


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->''"Foolish {{Famicom}} User! How dare you mock me! You can't even shoot {{Thexder}}'s laser. Your [[{{Gradius}} Vic Core]] is small too. And what the heck is that 'Family Basic'? It's just ridiculous!"''
-->--'''Xelpud''', aged {{MSX}} fanboy from ''{{La-Mulana}}''

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