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->''"''Well'', I was packin' up the Theatre/PunchAndJudy... and I couldn't find the sausages. So, I looked around and there was this snotty-nosed kid ''suckin''' an ice cream cornet. 'Have you got my sausages?', I said. 'Get lost, granddad', he said, and I could see 'em stickin' out of 'is pocket. So, I grabbed 'em awf 'im, snatched 'is ice cream cornet, ''stuck'' it in 'is face, give it a twist, then I clipped 'im 'round the ear'ole, and kicked 'im up the arse!"''
-->-- '''Mr. William Patridge''', ''Series/HiDeHi'', "The Partridge Season"
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-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' [[https://joshreads.com/2019/01/they-have-to-say-the-big-assignment-because-term-paper-is-trademarked/ on]] ''Dustin''

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-->--'''Literature/{{Discworld}}, "Literature/TheTruth"''',

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-->--'''Literature/{{Discworld}}, "Literature/TheTruth"''',
-->--''Literature/{{Discworld}}, "Literature/TheTruth"'',



'''Mary:''' Because I hate them.

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'''Mary:''' Because I I hate them.



-->--'''''VideoGame/ThePark'''''

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-->--'''''VideoGame/ThePark'''''
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->"I HATE KIDS! KIDS ARE BRATS! KIDS ARE STUPID! I HATE KIDS! THERE'S NO QUESTION! STUPID STUPID KIDS! I HATE KIDS A LOT! YOU'RE ALL DUMB KIDS!!"

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->"I ->''"I HATE KIDS! KIDS ARE BRATS! KIDS ARE STUPID! I HATE KIDS! THERE'S NO QUESTION! STUPID STUPID KIDS! I HATE KIDS A LOT! YOU'RE ALL DUMB KIDS!!"KIDS!!"''
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-->-- '''Millionara Vanderbucks''' upon first meeting Webby and the nephews] ''WesternAnimation/Ducktales1987''

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-->-- '''Millionara Vanderbucks''' upon first meeting Webby and the nephews] nephews, ''WesternAnimation/Ducktales1987''
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->''"You know, I do really hate children!"''

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->''"You know, know… I do really hate children!"''
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-->-- '''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity'''

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-->-- '''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity'''
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->'''William de Worde''': Mrs. Tilly, I think you wrote a lovely, well spelled and grammatical letter to us suggesting how everyone under the age of eighteen should be flogged once a week to stop them for being so noisy?
->'''Tilly''': Once a day Mr. de Worde. That’ll teach them going around being young.

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->'''William de Worde''': Mrs. Tilly, I think you wrote a lovely, well spelled and grammatical letter to us suggesting how everyone "Everyone under the age of eighteen should be flogged once a week to stop them for being so noisy?
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->'''Tilly''': Once "Once a day day" Mr. de Worde. That’ll teach them going around being young.
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->'''William de Worde''': Mrs. Tilly, I think you wrote a lovely, well spelled and grammatical letter to us suggesting how everyone under the age of eighteen should be flogged once a week to stop them for being so noisy?
->'''Tilly''': Once a day Mr. de Worde. That’ll teach them going around being young.
-->--'''Literature/{{Discworld}}, "Literature/TheTruth"''',

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'''Maude:''' Brat! The ice cream is a front. [[LegitimateBusinessmensSocialClub We distribute other non-dairy products.]]

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'''Maude:''' Brat! The ice cream is a front. [[LegitimateBusinessmensSocialClub We distribute other non-dairy products.]]
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->''"...Kids suck."''
-->-- '''[[EvilMatriarch Ma Fratelli]]''', ''Film/TheGoonies''
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->'''Mary:''' Dick, I can't have children.\\
'''Dick:''' Oh Mary, why not?\\
'''Mary:''' Because I hate them.
-->-- ''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun''
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->'''Toni:''' How do you like children?\\
'''Harvey:''' Grilled, medium rare.[[note]]In the movie version, his answer is, "Barbecued."[[/note]]
-->-- ''Theatre/CactusFlower''
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->''"Children: Can't live with them, [[PopularSayingBut can't hunt them for sport.]]"''
-->--'''[[HeroicComedicSociopath Dan]]''', WesternAnimation/DanVs [[Recap/DanVsS1E22DanVsTheLemonadeStandGang The Lemonade Stand Gang]]
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Not really an example. This quote is taken from an interview all the way back in 1998 where Matt largely talked about different people's understanding of the show, ranging from Moral Guardians (in which he cites this as being an example of the more petty things that upset them, since not everyone can know kids as well as they think they do) to kids who watch the show and do understand it. He even goes on to say that kids, for all their faults, are often a lot smarter than we give them credit for and should be appreciated for that.



->''"KIDS ARE NOT nice, innocent, flower-loving little rainbow children. Kids are all little bastards: they don't have any kind of social tact or etiquette, they're just complete little raging bastards."''
-->--'''Creator/MattStone''' of ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' fame

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