History Quotes / ChainmailBikini

13th Apr '16 5:34:36 AM Gamermaster
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13th Apr '16 5:34:14 AM Gamermaster
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->'''Kirie:''' H-hey, why are we racing in these skimpy swimsuits?! It's embarrassing! And isn't it dangerous?!\\
'''Mizore:''' However can you say that? Now that we have magically-ennhanced safety systems, the latest trend is to see how dangerous we can make it visually! And if they come off, the audience will love it and boost the event's popularity, so the sponsors are all for it!
28th Dec '14 10:09:24 AM Prfnoff
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->''"God forbid the warrior of Valis find something to protect her bare thighs and lower torso, right?"''
-->-- '''Kevin Gifford''', [[http://magweasel.com/2010/05/05/i-love-the-pc-engine-valis-ii/ review of]] ''VideoGame/{{Valis}} II''
3rd Oct '13 5:39:23 AM erforce
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->"I thought ''Resident Evil'' characters officially reached their lowest point when they brought us [[ResidentEvil4 squeaky-voiced midget Napoleon]], but they successfully carve out a third sub-basement in the barrel with one of the sidekick characters in this game, a military sniper who wears sexy, high-fashioned outfits on assignment. We have a uniform, lady, because in these games the usual policy is to ''shoot'' the things that look retarded!"
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''ResidentEvilRevelations''

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->"I ->''"I thought ''Resident Evil'' characters officially reached their lowest point when they brought us [[ResidentEvil4 squeaky-voiced midget Napoleon]], but they successfully carve out a third sub-basement in the barrel with one of the sidekick characters in this game, a military sniper who wears sexy, high-fashioned outfits on assignment. We have a uniform, lady, because in these games the usual policy is to ''shoot'' the things that look retarded!"
retarded!"''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''ResidentEvilRevelations''
''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilRevelations''
29th Jul '13 10:34:27 PM johnnyfog
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->"I thought ''Resident Evil'' characters officially reached their lowest point when they brought us [[ResidentEvil4 squeaky-voiced midget Napoleon]], but they successfully carve out a third sub-basement in the barrel with one of the sidekick characters in this game, a military sniper who wears sexy, high-fashioned outfits on assignment. We have a uniform, lady, because in these games usual policy is to ''shoot'' the things that look retarded!"

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->"I thought ''Resident Evil'' characters officially reached their lowest point when they brought us [[ResidentEvil4 squeaky-voiced midget Napoleon]], but they successfully carve out a third sub-basement in the barrel with one of the sidekick characters in this game, a military sniper who wears sexy, high-fashioned outfits on assignment. We have a uniform, lady, because in these games the usual policy is to ''shoot'' the things that look retarded!"
29th Jul '13 10:33:59 PM johnnyfog
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->"I thought ''Resident Evil'' characters officially reached their lowest point when they brought us [[ResidentEvil4 squeaky-voiced midget Napoleon]], but they successfully carve out a third sub-basement in the barrel with one of the sidekick characters in this game, a military sniper who wears sexy, high-fashioned outfits on assignment. We have a uniform, lady, because in these games usual policy is to ''shoot'' the things that look retarded!"
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''ResidentEvilRevelations''
3rd May '13 3:33:44 PM BlueGuy
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->''"This is the bottom half of a chain-mail bikini. It'll completely protect you from injury, and by 'you' we mean 'your crotch and 40% of your backside.' Because, really, what else matters?"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing''
20th Mar '13 11:31:10 AM Aquila89
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->''This particular hero was a heroine. A redheaded one. Now, there is a tendency at a point like this to look over one's shoulder at the cover artist and start going on at length about leather, thighboots and naked blades. Words like 'full', 'round' and even 'pert' creep into the narrative, until the writer has to go and have a cold shower and a lie down. Which is all rather silly, because any woman setting out to make a living by the sword isn't about to go around looking like something off the cover of the more advanced kind of lingerie catalogue for the specialised buyer.''
-->-- ''Discworld/TheLightFantastic'', by '''Creator/TerryPratchett'''
13th Nov '12 10:18:04 AM johnnyfog
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->''Nothing turns on a man like metal lingerie that, by our count, has 13 different points capable of tearing open your scrotum if she makes an unexpected move.

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->''Nothing turns on a man like metal lingerie that, by our count, has 13 different points capable of tearing open your scrotum if she makes an unexpected move.''
13th Nov '12 10:17:28 AM johnnyfog
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->''Nothing turns on a man like metal lingerie that, by our count, has 13 different points capable of tearing open your scrotum if she makes an unexpected move.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' on {{Cher}}'s ''Take Me Home''
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