History Quotes / CerebusRetcon

26th Sep '16 3:19:56 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/9231-The-Amazing-Spider-Man-2 on]] ''VideoGame/TheAmazingSpiderman2''

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-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/9231-The-Amazing-Spider-Man-2 on]] ''VideoGame/TheAmazingSpiderman2''
''VideoGame/TheAmazingSpiderMan2''
9th Feb '16 8:42:22 PM Angeldeb82
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You [[FlatWhat wot?]] Can't say I've ever gotten ''that'' particular vibe from Spider-Man: that all his joking around and rescuing people is merely an outlet for his '''repressed psychotic murder fantasies!'''

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You [[FlatWhat wot?]] wot]]? Can't say I've ever gotten ''that'' particular vibe from Spider-Man: that all his joking around and rescuing people is merely an outlet for his '''repressed psychotic murder fantasies!'''



->Missing were the logical, peace-loving aliens we’ve grown to know and love as part of the ''Trek'' universe. In their place were a bunch of angry, pointy-eared, close-minded racists with an addiction to spray-tan and a penchant for murder and threats. In the show’s final season there was a last-minute, half-hearted attempt to reconcile all of this and turn the Vulcans back into creatures best known for their inability to lie... but by then [[CharacterDerailment it was too little, too late.]]

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->Missing were the logical, peace-loving aliens we’ve grown to know and love as part of the ''Trek'' universe. In their place were a bunch of angry, pointy-eared, close-minded racists with an addiction to spray-tan and a penchant for murder and threats. In the show’s final season there was a last-minute, half-hearted attempt to reconcile all of this and turn the Vulcans back into creatures best known for their inability to lie... but by then [[CharacterDerailment it was too little, too late.]]late]].



-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/09/nightmare-in-silver-written-by-neil.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver}} "A Nightmare in Silver"]]

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-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/09/nightmare-in-silver-written-by-neil.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver}} [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver "A Nightmare in Silver"]]



-->--'''[[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/the-zygon-invocation/ Jack Graham]]''' on ''Doctor Who'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS35E7TheZygonInvasion}} "The Zygon Invasion"]]

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-->--'''[[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/the-zygon-invocation/ Jack Graham]]''' on ''Doctor Who'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS35E7TheZygonInvasion}} [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E7TheZygonInvasion "The Zygon Invasion"]]



->I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven, or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying! I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like, "Oh, hey Kenny," Even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', on TheyKilledKenny

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->I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven, or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying! I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like, "Oh, hey Kenny," Even even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', on TheyKilledKenny
TheyKilledKennyAgain
13th Nov '15 3:34:11 AM hamonrye
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!!Fiction

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!!Fiction[[AC:Webcomics]]



->'''Mysterion:''' You think your power is a curse?! Let me tell you something about curses, buttlicker! Because there are some superpowers that make yours look like nothing! Trust me, I know.\\
'''Hindsight:''' Wha--? What is your power?\\
'''Mysterion:''' ''I can't die.''\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Mysterion:''' I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven, or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying! I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like, "Oh, hey Kenny," Even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', on TheyKilledKenny

->'''Eddy:''' I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother ''was a lie.'' I just made things up so people would like me; think I was cool. But boy was I wrong! [[NoodleIncident The scam,]] my brother, this...''When am I going to learn, Double D?''
->'''Edd:''' I think you just have.
-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow''

->'''Minuette:''' Thought [Moondancer] finally might be letting her guard down a little with [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E1MareInTheMoon that party]]. We invited her out a few times after that, [[LonersAreFreaks but she was always too busy studying]]. So, eventually, we just stopped asking.\\
'''Twilight Sparkle:''' I had no idea that party was so important to her...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences "Amending Fences"]]

!!Reviews
->'Ooh, [[NotSoDifferent you're just like me]], Spider-Man!', ''[Carnage]'' burbles, 'Secretly, you also want to murder all those criminals you catch!' But instead of saying the obvious thing, 'No, I don't, you fucking weirdo', Spider-Man weakly concedes that [[VillainHasAPoint he may have a point.]]\\\
You [[FlatWhat wot?]] Can't say I've ever gotten ''that'' particular vibe from Spider-Man: that all his joking around and rescuing people is merely an outlet for his repressed psychotic murder fantasies!

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->'''Mysterion:''' You think your power is a curse?! Let me tell you something about curses, buttlicker! Because there are some superpowers that make yours look like nothing! Trust me, I know.\\
'''Hindsight:''' Wha--? What is your power?\\
'''Mysterion:''' ''I can't die.''\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Mysterion:''' I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven, or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying! I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like, "Oh, hey Kenny," Even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', on TheyKilledKenny

->'''Eddy:''' I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother ''was a lie.'' I just made things up so people would like me; think I was cool. But boy was I wrong! [[NoodleIncident The scam,]] my brother, this...''When am I going to learn, Double D?''
->'''Edd:''' I think you just have.
-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow''

->'''Minuette:''' Thought [Moondancer] finally might be letting her guard down a little with [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E1MareInTheMoon that party]]. We invited her out a few times after that, [[LonersAreFreaks but she was always too busy studying]]. So, eventually, we just stopped asking.\\
'''Twilight Sparkle:''' I had no idea that party was so important to her...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences "Amending Fences"]]

!!Reviews
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->'Ooh, [[NotSoDifferent you're just like me]], Spider-Man!', ''[Carnage]'' burbles, 'Secretly, you also want to murder all those criminals you catch!' But instead of saying the obvious thing, 'No, I don't, you fucking weirdo', Spider-Man weakly concedes that [[VillainHasAPoint he may have a point.]]\\\
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You [[FlatWhat wot?]] Can't say I've ever gotten ''that'' particular vibe from Spider-Man: that all his joking around and rescuing people is merely an outlet for his repressed '''repressed psychotic murder fantasies!fantasies!'''



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->I love that the genocide gas which would (ostensibly) turn all the Zygons inside-out was designed by Harry Sullivan. An acute bit of writing. Harry was a bit of a duffer but a jolly fine chap...Fine and true. A tribute to the playing fields, old colleges, and institutions of Great Britain. The kind of thoroughly decent sort who was the bread and butter of two world wars. Exactly the sort of person, in other words, to happily exterminate an entire race of inconvenient people for his government.
-->--'''[[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/the-zygon-invocation/ Jack Graham]]''' on ''Doctor Who'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS35E7TheZygonInvasion}} "The Zygon Invasion"]]



->''"You have an amazing art form, a medium that’s able to produce things like ''ComicBook/FunHome'' and ''{{ComicBook/Maus}}'', and yet when people look at it they mostly see endless variations on these same ideas, and to do something new with [[StrictlyFormula his 50th superhero deconstruction]], the only think [[Creator/MarkMillar (Mark) Millar]] can think of is to add more shock value. So we have the same story that was used to sell kids cereal and action figures 50 years ago, only now with more rape!"''
-->--'''[[http://www.rickworley.com/2013/08/16/mark-millar-douchebags-of-comics/ Rick Worley]]'''


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->''"You ->You have an amazing art form, a medium that’s able to produce things like ''ComicBook/FunHome'' and ''{{ComicBook/Maus}}'', and yet when people look at it they mostly see endless variations on these same ideas, and to do something new with [[StrictlyFormula his 50th superhero deconstruction]], the only think [[Creator/MarkMillar (Mark) Millar]] can think of is to add more shock value. ideas...So we have the same story that was used to sell kids cereal and action figures 50 years ago, only now with more rape!"''
rape!
-->--'''[[http://www.rickworley.com/2013/08/16/mark-millar-douchebags-of-comics/ Rick Worley]]'''

Worley]]''' on Creator/MarkMillar

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->I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven, or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying! I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like, "Oh, hey Kenny," Even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', on TheyKilledKenny

->'''Eddy:''' I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother ''was a lie.'' I just made things up so people would like me; think I was cool. But boy was I wrong! [[NoodleIncident The scam,]] my brother, this...''When am I going to learn, Double D?''
->'''Edd:''' I think you just have.
-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow''

->'''Minuette:''' Thought [Moondancer] finally might be letting her guard down a little with [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E1MareInTheMoon that party]]. We invited her out a few times after that, [[LonersAreFreaks but she was always too busy studying]]. So, eventually, we just stopped asking.\\
'''Twilight Sparkle:''' I had no idea that party was so important to her...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences "Amending Fences"]]
3rd Oct '15 8:38:47 PM immblueversion
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlPonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences "Amending Fences"]]

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlPonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences "Amending Fences"]]
25th Sep '15 6:49:39 AM Midna
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->'''Eddy:''' I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother ''was a lie.'' I just made things up so people would like me; think I was cool. But boy was I wrong! [[NoodleIncident The scam,]] my brother, this...''[[TearJerker When am I going to learn, Double D?]]''
->'''Edd:''' [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming I think you just have.]]

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->'''Eddy:''' I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother ''was a lie.'' I just made things up so people would like me; think I was cool. But boy was I wrong! [[NoodleIncident The scam,]] my brother, this...''[[TearJerker When ''When am I going to learn, Double D?]]''
D?''
->'''Edd:''' [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming I think you just have.]]



-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlPonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences "Amending Fences"]]
18th Sep '15 9:04:47 PM immblueversion
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic
''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
18th Sep '15 9:04:26 PM immblueversion
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-->--''[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Ed, Edd]] [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow n Eddy's]]'' ''[[TheMovie Big Picture Show]]''

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-->--''[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Ed, Edd]] [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow n Eddy's]]'' ''[[TheMovie Big Picture Show]]''
-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow''

->'''Minuette:''' Thought [Moondancer] finally might be letting her guard down a little with [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E1MareInTheMoon that party]]. We invited her out a few times after that, [[LonersAreFreaks but she was always too busy studying]]. So, eventually, we just stopped asking.\\
'''Twilight Sparkle:''' I had no idea that party was so important to her...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic
10th Jul '15 1:03:08 AM immblueversion
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!!!Fiction

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!!!Fiction!!Fiction



'''Hindsight:''' Wha-? What is your power?\\

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'''Hindsight:''' Wha-? Wha--? What is your power?\\



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!!!Reviews!!Reviews
9th May '15 5:17:53 PM johnnyfog
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->'Crossover' brings on the same feeling as reading dark, brooding, overtly sexual fanfic based on a cheerful kids’ cartoon. By which I mean, it completely misses the tone of the original work it’s building upon. The {{Mirror Universe}} on ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries TOS]]'' was scary and violent, but it definitely wasn’t dark and depressing like it is here. The people who served on the ''ISS Enterprise'' weren’t morose or angst-ridden, and other than, you know, the constant threat of assassination and torture, the Mirror Universe seemed like [[EvilIsCool an exciting place to be.]]

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->'Crossover' brings on the same feeling as reading dark, brooding, overtly sexual fanfic based on a cheerful kids’ cartoon. By which I mean, it completely misses the tone of the original work it’s building upon. The {{Mirror Universe}} on ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries TOS]]'' was scary and violent, but it definitely wasn’t dark and depressing like it is here. The people who served on the ''ISS Enterprise'' weren’t morose or angst-ridden, and other than, you know, the constant threat of assassination and torture, the Mirror Universe seemed like [[EvilIsCool an exciting place to be.]]
6th May '15 7:46:04 AM johnnyfog
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->It's as if current DC editorial can't stand the thought that there was ever [[TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks a lighthearted story]] in their history, and rather than leaving them alone as a valuable counterpoint to the darkening of the DC universe, they're determined to force them into this new paradigm, whether they fit or not, and no matter what damage is done to the old stories in the process. It'd be one thing to just say that Max went rogue, but to assert that [[EvilAllAlong he was always engaged in this sort of activity]], in direct contradiction to his expressed thoughts when first published? [[VoodooShark Doesn't work for me,]] and makes me buy into the whole premise all the less.
-->--'''''[[http://asitecalledfred.com/comics101/109a.html Comics 101]]''''' on ''CountdownToFinalCrisis''

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->It's as if current DC editorial can't stand the thought that there was ever [[TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks a lighthearted story]] in their history, and rather than leaving them alone as a valuable counterpoint to the darkening of the DC universe, they're determined to force them into this new paradigm, whether they fit or not, and no matter what damage is done to the old stories in the process. It'd be one thing to just say that Max went rogue, but to assert that [[EvilAllAlong he was always engaged in this sort of activity]], in direct contradiction to his expressed thoughts when first published? [[VoodooShark Doesn't work for me,]] and makes me buy into the whole premise all the less.
-->--'''''[[http://asitecalledfred.com/comics101/109a.html Comics 101]]''''' on ''CountdownToFinalCrisis''
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