History Quotes / CanonSue

->I kept waiting for something exciting and crazy to happen...I also thought, “This is so unrealistic because no guy goes down on a girl that much.” I’m sorry, but no one eats pussy as much as the guy in that book.
-->--'''{{Music/Madonna}}''' on ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey''

->Hey, don't worry Bull! Here comes good ol' Les Moore to remind you that he's a bigger and much more important failure, and that your minor league third-rate college football nonsense is nowhere near the pain that he has suffered! YOU only failed in this one room! LES failed in ''Hollywood!'' Don't forget: Les is better than you in every way, including how much tragedy has worked its way into his life...What's that, Bull? You want Les to go away and stop making your misfortune about himself? Well [[ItsAllAboutMe you better admit that he understands suffering better than you, and also anyone else in the world!]] Do it! Admit it. Admit it.\\\
'''''Admit that Les has it worse you bastard.'''''\\\
Good, good. Now that that's back in order, you may resume your demotion back to supporting character. We have jokes about creaky knees and pizza places to bring to the newspaper page here, Bull. Remember this experience next time you start fancying yourself as a main character.
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/funkywatch-novembers-most-depressing-funky-winkerbean-and-crankshaft-strips-2/ Chris Sims]]''', ''[[ComicStrip/FunkyWinkerbean Funkywatching]]''

->This episode is once again about Janeway the Mary Sue. First we have this Harlequin thing going on down on the planet as she strives to find a cure while tempted by [[{{Hunk}} the chiseled native.]] Up on the ship, it's all about how much everyone misses them, even after months. I don't remember everyone being this upset for this long when Paris left. I don't remember anyone being this choked up over the many people who've died out here for this long. Just like in "Alliances" when Torres suddenly snaps at anyone who questions the captain [[NegativeContinuity while she herself had done so just the episode before]], ''(Executive Producer)'' Jeri Taylor presumes an importance about Janeway that just doesn't fit with what we've actually seen. Remember that this is a person who just last week killed a member of the crew! Also, recall [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration "The Best Of Both Worlds"]], in which Picard was taken from them, and Riker gives the order to destroy the ship anyway -- except for the guest star, none of the crew tries anything to stand in Riker's way, and this from a crew that knew Picard for far longer.
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Resolutions"

->An interesting aspect of [[Creator/JonPertwee Pertwee's]] Doctor is that it is the first time the character of the Doctor was modeled directly on the actor... I don't mean to paint him as a [[ThePrimaDonna prima donna]] (Oh, OK, I actually kind of do, given the frequency with which he apparently stormed off set and his insistence that the past Doctors be relegated firmly to guest star status in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS10E1TheThreeDoctors}} The Three Doctors]]), because the obvious consequence of this would likely have happened to any star in that circumstance. The inherent egoism of being the star is going to bleed into the part. And with Pertwee it rapidly did.\\\
Look at the opening of Inferno, as [[TheCastShowOff he drives along in Bessie singing]]. It's a scene that assumes, unhesitatingly, that the viewer just likes watching Jon Pertwee as the Doctor for the sake of watching Jon Pertwee as the Doctor, [[{{Padding}} doing Doctory things]]... the problem with a Doctor defined by pure confidence is that [[BoringInvincibleHero you can't knock him off his game]]. As a result, Pertwee's Doctor is kept safe to a degree unseen in previous versions.

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Basics"

->There's a reason why ''{{Film/Bloodsport}}'' feels like a film described to you by a schoolboy, who in turn had it described to him by another teenager who hadn't seen it either. As the credits begin, over a still of JCVD doing a pose, a series of captions come onscreen.\\\
[[AC:“this motion picture is based upon\\
true events in the life of\\
FRANK W. DUX]]\\\
Yes, ''Bloodsport'' was based on a true story. Often, those who see their lives put to screen are unhappy with how they're portrayed, with many taking legal action over claims of misrepresentation, as elements of the story get changed, dropped, or invented entirely, to fit the best narrative structure for a movie. Not so with Frank Dux, whose fictional portrayal was an almost verbatim recreation of how it all went down for real...According to Dux, the tournament was – of course – just as depicted, although it took place in the Bahamas instead of Hong Kong, and his sensei, though a composite of two wise old teachers, was also real. Chong Li existed, and had blinded Dux in the final fight, albeit [[MetaphoricallyTrue accidentally by flicking sweat into his eyes.]]
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''Smoke & Mirrors and Steven Seagal''

Millard, Stuart (2014-03-24). Smoke & Mirrors and Steven Seagal: The Burning Pants of Popular Culture (Kindle Locations 2741-2745). . Kindle Edition.

->''"Incidentally, each of H.H.'s narratives is peridocically brought to a halt while he provides the reader with highly detailed capsule biographies written in ''Who's Who'' style. H.H. plainly enjoys composing plausible (and implausible) biographies for his characters--not to mention himself. In ''Contemporary Authors'', H.H. composed a bio for one of his pseudonyms, Robert Dietrich, taking ten years off his age, putting himself in the infrantry during Korea, awarding himself a Bronze Star and a degree from Georgetown."''

->''"When you read the book, it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that...I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she's completely mad, and she's in love with her own fictional creation."''
-->--'''Creator/RobertPattinson''' on [[{{Literature/Twilight}} Stephanie Meyer]]

->''"The narrative of Strauss's book is at best bipolar if not outright schizophrenic. Alongside the story of his evolution from self-loathing (but probably [[UsedToBeASweetKid decent]]) human being to totally-awesome-stud-alpha-game-messiah is the contrasting tragic tear-jerking meltdown(s) of the lovable-douchey-attention-whore called 'Mystery'. Though Strauss makes great effort to critique the the vain emptiness of some aspects of the game culture and the transformation of nice goofy guys into slick greaseballs, he behaves in almost the exact same way but paints his exploits in a radioactive awesome colour (because when the alpha-game-messiah does it [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality it's all cool braaah]]). And so throughout the book Strauss gets to have it all ways. He assures us he's a nice guy by denouncing the real scum-bags and bitchy women, paints game-brohs as multi-dimentional guys with complex personalities and fragile hearts, describes women as moronic fem-bots and or bitchy catty witches, is totally a nice guy, lists his glorious herculian conquests, acts like a douche-bag, reminds you he's really a nice guy and throughout tells a journalistic narrative in both the first and third person... By the end the only unquestionably good lesson anyone should take from it is that having your cake and eating it too is very possible in autobiographical narratives."''
-->--'''''RationalWiki''''' on Neil Strauss, the Moses of Pick-Up culture

->''"Hey, don't worry Bull! Here comes good ol' Les Moore to remind you that he's a bigger and much more important failure, and that your minor league third-rate college football nonsense is nowhere near the pain that he has suffered! YOU only failed in this one room! LES failed in ''Hollywood!'' Don't forget: Les is better than you in every way, including how much tragedy has worked its way into his life...What's that, Bull? You want Les to go away and stop making your misfortune about himself? Well [[ItsAllAboutMe you better admit that he understands suffering better than you, and also anyone else in the world!]] Do it! Admit it. Admit it.\\\

Good, good. Now that that's back in order, you may resume your demotion back to supporting character. We have jokes about creaky knees and pizza places to bring to the newspaper page here, Bull. Remember this experience next time you start fancying yourself as a main character."''

->''"If the movie were retitled ''[[InNameOnly Ben Stiller Is Secretly Way More Awesome Than You]]'', I'd probably have less of an issue."''
-->-- '''''Topless Robot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2013/12/fanboy_flick_pick_ben_stiller_walter_mitty.php?page=2 on]] ''The Secret Life of Walter Mitty'' (2013)

->''"This episode is once again about Janeway the Mary Sue. First we have this Harlequin thing going on down on the planet as she strives to find a cure while tempted by [[{{Hunk}} the chiseled native.]] Up on the ship, it's all about how much everyone misses them, even after months. I don't remember everyone being this upset for this long when Paris left. I don't remember anyone being this choked up over the many people who've died out here for this long. Just like in "Alliances" when Torres suddenly snaps at anyone who questions the captain [[NegativeContinuity while she herself had done so just the episode before]], ''(Executive Producer)'' Jeri Taylor presumes an importance about Janeway that just doesn't fit with what we've actually seen. Remember that this is a person who just last week killed a member of the crew! Also, recall [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration "The Best Of Both Worlds"]], in which Picard was taken from them, and Riker gives the order to destroy the ship anyway -- except for the guest star, none of the crew tries anything to stand in Riker's way, and this from a crew that knew Picard for far longer."''

->''"Chakotay has been trying to start a fire for ages and as soon as he has the bright spark idea of [[PuritySue adding some of Janeway’s hair as kindling]] it starts within seconds... yeah, ''that’s realistic''."''

->''"An interesting aspect of [[Creator/JonPertwee Pertwee's]] Doctor is that it is the first time the character of the Doctor was modeled directly on the actor... I don't mean to paint him as a [[ThePrimaDonna prima donna]] (Oh, OK, I actually kind of do, given the frequency with which he apparently stormed off set and his insistence that the past Doctors be relegated firmly to guest star status in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS10E1TheThreeDoctors}} The Three Doctors]]), because the obvious consequence of this would likely have happened to any star in that circumstance. The inherent egoism of being the star is going to bleed into the part. And with Pertwee it rapidly did.\\\
Look at the opening of Inferno, as [[TheCastShowOff he drives along in Bessie singing]]. It's a scene that assumes, unhesitatingly, that the viewer just likes watching Jon Pertwee as the Doctor for the sake of watching Jon Pertwee as the Doctor, [[{{Padding}} doing Doctory things]]... the problem with a Doctor defined by pure confidence is that [[BoringInvincibleHero you can't knock him off his game]]. As a result, Pertwee's Doctor is kept safe to a degree unseen in previous versions."''

->''"Along with being cute, funny, outgoing, charming, attentive and pretty much perfect in every way shape and form, I’m also a virgin."''

->''"Lana Lang was the prototypical everything to everyone character. She could hit someone for disagreeing with her, [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality but if someone hit her, they were a villain]]. She knew karate, but was ever the victim. Hypocritical in almost every respect, she would set standards for others that she could not keep herself, and in the end [[ScrewTheRulesImBeautiful was forgiven all for being beautiful]]. 'Face it, [[InformedAttractiveness you're amazing.]]'"''
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville-finale1 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}''[='s=] most beloved character

->''"The narrative of Strauss's book is at best bipolar if not outright schizophrenic. Alongside the story of his evolution from self-loathing (but probably [[UsedToBeASweetKid decent]]) human being to totally-awesome-stud-alpha-game-messiah is the contrasting tragic tear-jerking meltdown(s) of the lovable-douchey-attention-whore called 'Mystery'. Though Strauss makes great effort to critique the the vain emptiness of some aspects of the game culture and the transformation of nice goofy guys into slick greaseballs, he behaves in almost the exact same way but paints his exploits in a radioactive awesome colour (because when the alpha-game-messiah does it [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality it's all cool braaah]]). And so throughout the book Strauss gets to have it all ways. He assures us he's a nice guy by denouncing the real scum-bags and bitchy women, paints game-brohs as multi-dimentional guys with complex personalities and fragile hearts, describes women as moronic fem-bots and or bitchy catty witches, is totally a nice guy, lists his glorious herculian conquests, acts like a douche-bag, reminds you he's really a nice guy and throughout tells a journalistic narrative in both the first and third person... By the end the only unquestionably good lesson anyone should take from it is that having your cake and eating it too is very possible in autobiographical narratives. Also...it's good to have more confidence, be somewhat bolder and have fun while dating. The negative lessons that most guys probably take from the book are too numerous to list here."''
-->--'''''RationalWiki''' on Neil Strauss, the Moses of Pick-Up culture

->''"The narrative of Strauss's book is at best bipolar if not outright schizophrenic. Alongside the story of his evolution from self-loathing (but probably [[UsedToBeASweetKid decent human being]]) to totally-awesome-stud-alpha-game-messiah is the contrasting tragic tear-jerking meltdown(s) of the lovable-douchey-attention-whore called 'Mystery'. Though Strauss makes great effort to critique the the vain emptiness of some aspects of the game culture and the transformation of nice goofy guys into slick greaseballs, he behaves in almost the exact same way but paints his exploits in a radioactive awesome colour (because when the alpha-game-messiah does it [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality it's all cool braaah]]). And so throughout the book Strauss gets to have it all ways. He assures us he's a nice guy by denouncing the real scum-bags and bitchy women, paints game-brohs as multi-dimentional guys with complex personalities and fragile hearts, describes women as moronic fem-bots and or bitchy catty witches, is totally a nice guy, lists his glorious herculian conquests, acts like a douche-bag, reminds you he's really a nice guy and throughout tells a journalistic narrative in both the first and third person... By the end the only unquestionably good lesson anyone should take from it is that having your cake and eating it too is very possible in autobiographical narratives. Also...it's good to have more confidence, be somewhat bolder and have fun while dating. The negative lessons that most guys probably take from the book are too numerous to list here."''

The Bible of the PUA crowd seems to be Neil Strauss's The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists[wp] -- indeed, the book comes bound in leather with gold-leafed pages and a red silk ribbon. 'Mystery,' a PUA profiled in the book, claims "well-chosen props are a great way to focus a girl's attention on something else so she doesn't resist overt sexual moves."[6] Some of Mystery's "advice" for breaking down "last-minute resistance (LMR)" is fairly indistinguishable from date rape, while other techniques such as a "freeze out" truly leave the choice up to the woman.[7][8]

->''"Before, he had an actual triumph to celebrate, a win for this historically wretched team, the culmination of his years of work. Now he knows that there was something more, something better that has been denied to him because he simply wasn't good enough, knowledge that will haunt him for the rest of his days...But hey, don't worry Bull! Here comes good ol' Les Moore to remind you that he's a bigger and much more important failure, and that your minor league third-rate college football nonsense is nowhere near the pain that he has suffered! YOU only failed in this one room! LES failed in ''Hollywood!'' Don't forget: Les is better than you in every way, including how much tragedy has worked its way into his life...What's that, Bull? You want Les to go away and stop making your misfortune about himself? Well [[ItsAllAboutMe you better admit that he understands suffering better than you, and also anyone else in the world!]] Do it! Admit it. Admit it.\\\

->''"Before, he had an actual triumph to celebrate, a win for this historically wretched team, the culmination of his years of work. Now he knows that there was something more, something better that has been denied to him because he simply wasn't good enough, knowledge that will haunt him for the rest of his days...But hey, don't worry Bull! Here comes good ol' Les Moore to remind you that he's a bigger and much more important failure, and that your minor league third-rate college football nonsense is nowhere near the pain that he has suffered! YOU only failed in this one room! LES failed in ''Hollywood!'' Don't forget: Les is better than you in every way, including how much tragedy has worked its way into his life...What's that, Bull? You want Les to go away and stop making your misfortune about himself? Well [[ItsAllAboutMe you better admit that he understands suffering better than you, and also anyone else in the world!]] Do it! Admit it. Admit it.''
->'''''Admit that Les has it worse you bastard.'''''
->''Good, good. Now that that's back in order, you may resume your demotion back to supporting character. We have jokes about creaky knees and pizza places to bring to the newspaper page here, Bull. Remember this experience next time you start fancying yourself as a main character."''

->''"Incidentally, each of H.H.'s narratives is peridocically brought to a halt while he provides the reader with highly detailed capsule biographies written in ''Who's Who'' style. H.H. plainly enjoys composing plausible (and implausible) biographies for his characters--not to mention himself. In ''Contemporary Authors'', H.H. composed a bio for one of his pseudonyms, Robert Dietrich, taking ten years off his age, putting himself in the infrantry during Korea, awarding himself a Bronze Star and a degree from Georgetown."''\\
--'''Creator/GoreVidal''', "The Art and Arts of E. Howard Hunt"

->''"A month full of reminders about why we hate the entire cast of ''ComicStrip/FunkyWinkerbean'' wouldn’t be complete without a visit with the infinitely punchable Les Moore. Here, we have a strip about how Les never hooked up with his high school crush because he was just ''too super awesome'' at doing stuff! Isn’t that always the way?"''\\
-- '''[[http://www.comicsalliance.com/funky-winkerbean-crankshaft-funkywatch-march/ Chris Sims]]'''

->''"If the movie were retitled ''[[InNameOnly Ben Stiller Is Secretly Way More Awesome Than You]]'', I'd probably have less of an issue."''\\
-- '''''Topless Robot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2013/12/fanboy_flick_pick_ben_stiller_walter_mitty.php?page=2 on]] ''The Secret Life of Walter Mitty'' (2013)

->''"This episode is once again about Janeway the Mary Sue. First we have this Harlequin thing going on down on the planet as she strives to find a cure while tempted by [[{{Hunk}} the chiseled native.]] Up on the ship, it's all about how much everyone misses them, even after months. I don't remember everyone being this upset for this long when Paris left. I don't remember anyone being this choked up over the many people who've died out here for this long. Just like in "Alliances" when Torres suddenly snaps at anyone who questions the captain [[NegativeContinuity while she herself had done so just the episode before]], ''(Executive Producer)'' Jeri Taylor presumes an importance about Janeway that just doesn't fit with what we've actually seen. Remember that this is a person who just last week killed a member of the crew! Also, recall [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration "The Best Of Both Worlds"]], in which Picard was taken from them, and Riker gives the order to destroy the ship anyway -- except for the guest star, none of the crew tries anything to stand in Riker's way, and this from a crew that knew Picard for far longer."''\\
--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Resolutions"

->''"Chakotay has been trying to start a fire for ages and as soon as he has the bright spark idea of [[PuritySue adding some of Janeway’s hair as kindling]] it starts within seconds... yeah, ''that’s realistic''."''\\
--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Basics"

Look at the opening of Inferno, as [[TheCastShowOff he drives along in Bessie singing]]. It's a scene that assumes, unhesitatingly, that the viewer just likes watching Jon Pertwee as the Doctor for the sake of watching Jon Pertwee as the Doctor, [[{{Padding}} doing Doctory things]]... the problem with a Doctor defined by pure confidence is that [[BoringInvincibleHero you can't knock him off his game]]. As a result, Pertwee's Doctor is kept safe to a degree unseen in previous versions."''\\
--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2011/07/go-down-go-down-go-down-go-down-inferno.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS7E4Inferno}} "Inferno"]])

->''"Lana Lang was the prototypical everything to everyone character. She could hit someone for disagreeing with her, [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality but if someone hit her, they were a villain]]. She knew karate, but was ever the victim. Hypocritical in almost every respect, she would set standards for others that she could not keep herself, and in the end [[ScrewTheRulesImBeautiful was forgiven all for being beautiful]]. 'Face it, [[InformedAttractiveness you're amazing.]]'"''\\
--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville-finale1 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}''[='s=] most beloved character

->''"Along with being cute, funny, outgoing, charming, attentive and pretty much perfect in every way shape and form, I’m also a virgin."''\\
-- '''Ansel Elgort''', ''[[http://www.the-editing-room.com/the-fault-in-our-stars.html The Fault in Our Stars: The Abridged Script]]''

->''"Incidentally, each of H.H.'s narratives is peridocically brought to a halt while he provides the reader with highly detailed capsule biographies written in ''Who's Who'' style. H.H. plainly enjoys composing plausible (and implausible) biographies for his characters--not to mention himself. In ''Contemporary Authors'', H.H. composed a jbio for one of his pseudonyms, Robert Dietrich, taking ten years off his age, putting himself in the infrantry during Korea, awarding himself a Bronze Star and a degree from Georgetown."''\\

->''"This episode is once again about Janeway the Mary Sue. First we have this Harlequin thing going on down on the planet as she strives to find a cure while tempted by [[{{Hunk}} the chiseled native.]] Up on the ship, it's all about how much everyone misses them, even after months. I don't remember everyone being this upset for this long when Paris left. I don't remember anyone being this choked up over the many people who've died out here for this long. Just like in "Alliances" when Torres suddenly snaps at anyone who questions the captain [[NegativeContinuity while she herself had done so just the episode before]], ''(Executive Producer)'' Jeri Taylor presumes an importance about Janeway that just doesn't fit with what we've actually seen. Remember that this is a person who just last week killed a member of the crew! Also, recall "[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration "The Best Of Both Worlds"]], in which Picard was taken from them, and Riker gives the order to destroy the ship anyway -- except for the guest star, none of the crew tries anything to stand in Riker's way, and this from a crew that knew Picard for far longer."''\\

->''"Chakotay has been trying to start a fire for ages and as soon as he has the bright spark idea of [[PuritySue adding some of Janeway’s hair as kindling]] it starts within seconds…yeah, ''that’s realistic''."''\\

->''"An interesting aspect of [[Creator/JonPertwee Pertwee's]] Doctor is that it is the first time the character of the Doctor was modeled directly on the actor...I don't mean to paint him as a [[ThePrimaDonna prima donna]] (Oh, OK, I actually kind of do, given the frequency with which he apparently stormed off set and his insistence that the past Doctors be relegated firmly to guest star status in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS10E1TheThreeDoctors}} The Three Doctors]]), because the obvious consequence of this would likely have happened to any star in that circumstance. The inherent egoism of being the star is going to bleed into the part. And with Pertwee it rapidly did.\\\
Look at the opening of Inferno, as [[TheCastShowOff he drives along in Bessie singing]]. It's a scene that assumes, unhesitatingly, that the viewer just likes watching Jon Pertwee as the Doctor for the sake of watching Jon Pertwee as the Doctor, [[{{Padding}} doing Doctory things]]...the problem with a Doctor defined by pure confidence is that [[BoringInvincibleHero you can't knock him off his game]]. As a result, Pertwee's Doctor is kept safe to a degree unseen in previous versions."''\\

->''"Of course as soon as [[WarrenBeatty (Warren) Beatty]] came on the problems started to mount...The moment he was attached to the project, he asked for [[WrittenByCastMember the script to be rewritten]]. Actors and crew sat for hours on end while the pages for that day would be written...The most embarrassing part is that Beatty is still living out his {{glory days}} in this movie. This movie really isn’t a self deprecating look at an aging lothario. No, this is Warren Beatty, pretending to be Warren Beatty in his 30’s. You simply don’t buy the frumpy looking Beatty in his 60’s still being able to [[InformedAttractiveness f*ck endless waves of models in their 20’s.]]"''\\
--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/16/town-country-2001-peter-chelsom/ on]] ''Town & Country'' (2001)

->''"Of course as soon as [[WarrenBeatty (Warren) Beatty]] came on the problems started to mount...The moment he was attached to the project, he asked for [[WrittenByCastMember the script to be rewritten]]. Actors and crew sat for hours on end while the pages for that day would be written...The most embarrassing part is that Beatty is still living out his {{glory days}} in this movie. This movie really isn’t a self deprecating look at an aging lothario. No, this is Warren Beatty, pretending to be Warren Beatty in his 30’s. You simply don’t buy the frumpy looking Beatty in his 60’s still being able to [[InformedAttractiveness f*ck endless waves of models in their 20’s.]]"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/16/town-country-2001-peter-chelsom/ on]] ''Town & Country'' (2001)

->''"Along with being cute, funny, outgoing, charming, attentive and pretty much perfect in every way shape and form, I’m also a virgin."''
-->-- '''Ansel Elgort''', ''[[http://www.the-editing-room.com/the-fault-in-our-stars.html The Fault in Our Stars: The Abridged Script]]''

->"''The next thing you need to do is create your main character, and since it's important to {{write who you know}}, the main character will obviously be ''you''; but while you are a repressed, socially retarded dullard who no one would ever honestly admit to liking, your author insertion character is a fantasy, so they will be [[LoveableRogue a charismatic eccentric]] who is [[InformedAttractiveness unconditionally loved]] by everyone, even while he's setting their dog on fire.''"\\
-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee Croshaw]]''' on ''GamingWebcomics''

-->-- '''Ansel Elgort''', ''[[http://www.the-editing-room.com/the-fault-in-our-stars.html The Fault in Our Stars]]''

->''"Along with being cute, funny, outgoing, charming, attentive and pretty much perfect in every way shape and form, I’m also a virgin.

->''"What the ''fuck?'' Turning Q into a lovesick jock who has decided he wants to [[BrainBleach part the waters of the Red Sea]] otherwise known as Kathryn Janeway?"''\\
--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "The Q And the Grey"

->''"Chakotay has been trying to start a fire for ages and as soon as he has the bright spark idea of adding some of Janeway’s hair as kindling it starts within seconds…yeah, that’s ''realistic''."''\\
--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Star Trek: Voyager'', "Basics"