History Quotes / CalvinAndHobbes

18th Apr '16 8:22:41 PM TrollMan
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->'''Calvin:''' So you would be against censorship and suppression against ideas you would find distasteful?

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->'''Calvin:''' So you would be against censorship and suppression against of ideas you would find distasteful?
15th Apr '16 10:16:20 PM TrollMan
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->'''Calvin:''' Do you support the free expression of ideas in our society?
->'''Dad:''' Sure. That's first on our bill of rights.
->'''Calvin:''' So you would be against censorship and suppression against ideas you would find distasteful?
->'''Dad:''' Right. You've got to take the bad with the good.
->'''Calvin:''' [[LoopholeAbuse So you wouldn't object to me being exposed to art, movies or music that some people think is offensive and shocking, right?]]
->'''Dad:''' OK, first let me explain about our responsibility to be culturally educated and able to make critical distinctions about...
->'''Calvin:''' You're stalling!
15th Apr '16 10:05:11 PM TrollMan
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->'''Calvin:''' OH NO! I OVERSLEPT! I GOTTA GET UP!
->'''Hobbes:''' But it's Saturday.
->'''Calvin:''' Well sure. If this were a school day, what would I care?
6th Dec '15 8:13:18 AM BananaPancakes
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->'''Dad''': Our lives are filled with machines designed to reduce work and increase leisure. We have more leisure than any man has ever had. And what do we do with this leisure? Educate ourselves? Take up new interests? Explore? Invent? Create?\\
'''Calvin''': Dad, I can't hear this commercial.\\
[''Dad kicks Calvin out of the house'']\\
'''Calvin''': If it were up to Dad, leisure would be as bad as work.
-->--24 January 1994

'''Linguistics'''

->'''Calvin''': I like to verb words.\\
'''Hobbes''': What?\\
'''Calvin''': I take nouns and adjectives and use them as verbs. Remember when "access" was a thing? Now it's something you ''do''. It got verbed. Verbing weirds language.\\
'''Hobbes''': Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.
-->--Calvin and Hobbes, 25 January 1993



'''(Monsters):''' "Nope!" "No!" "Uh-uh."\\

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'''(Monsters):''' '''(Monsters)'''" "Nope!" "No!" "Uh-uh."\\



->''"I love [[SaturdayMorningCartoon Saturday morning cartoons]]. What classic humor! '''This''' is what entertainment is all about. ...Idiots, explosives, and falling anvils."''

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->''"I love [[SaturdayMorningCartoon Saturday morning cartoons]]. {{Saturday Morning Cartoon}}s. What classic humor! '''This''' ''This'' is what entertainment is all about. ...Idiots, explosives, and falling anvils."''



->'''Calvin''': I let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
->'''Mom''': I figured you lost your mind years ago.

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->'''Calvin''': I let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
->'''Mom''':
back.\\
'''Mom''':
I figured you lost your mind years ago.



''[beat]''\\

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''[beat]''\\[''{{Beat}}'']\\



'''Hobbes''': Tiger food. (''Hobbes grins, which freaks out Calvin'')

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'''Hobbes''': Tiger food. (''Hobbes [''Hobbes grins, which freaks out Calvin'')Calvin'']



'''Calvin:''' Almost anything would be. [...] And I think "Tyrannosaur" should be changed to "Monstrous Killer Death Lizard."

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'''Calvin:''' '''Calvin''': Almost anything would be. [...] And I think "Tyrannosaur" should be changed to "Monstrous Killer Death Lizard."






'''Hobbes:''' ''[Taking off the clothes]'' See? I '''told''' you it wouldn't work!\\
'''Calvin:''' Of course not, dummy! You didn't put on any pants!

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'''Hobbes:''' '''Hobbes''': ''[Taking off the clothes]'' See? I '''told''' you it wouldn't work!\\
'''Calvin:''' '''Calvin''': Of course not, dummy! You didn't put on any pants!
19th Nov '15 10:30:55 AM iowaforever
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->'''Calvin''': Do you believe in evolution?\\
'''Hobbes''': No.\\
'''Calvin''': You don't believe humans evolved from monkeys?\\
'''Hobbes''': ''I'' sure don't see any difference.

18th Nov '15 9:40:10 AM GunarmDyne
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->'''Mom''': I saw your teacher at the supermarket. She said to tell you hello.\\
'''Calvin''': You saw Miss Wormwood at the supermarket?\\
'''Mom''': What's so unusual about that?\\
'''Calvin''': I just figured that teachers slept inside coffins over the summer.
-->--Calvin and his mom
24th Sep '15 10:10:17 AM MegaMarioMan
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-->'''"This is a big, fat waste of my time!!"'''

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-->'''"This -->'''[[http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/897/738/706.png "This is a big, fat waste of my time!!"'''
time!!"]]'''
27th Mar '15 10:13:20 AM LBHills
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-->''Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.''
-->--Hobbes
27th Mar '15 10:08:33 AM LBHills
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-->'''"This is a big, fat waste of my time!!"'''


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--> ''The aliens then sucked up the clouds and the air,''\\
''Causing no small amount of Earthling despair.''\\
''With no air, the people started to die.''\\
''"Help us! Please stop!" was the public outcry.''\\
''A hatch opened up and the aliens said:''\\
''"We're sorry to learn that you soon may be dead,''\\
''But while you may find this slightly macabre,''\\
''We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."''
18th Mar '15 4:16:33 AM ShorinBJ
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->''"I love [[SaturdayMorningCartoon saturday morning cartoons]]. What classic humor! '''This''' is what entertainment is all about. ...Idiots, explosives, and falling anvils."''

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->''"I love [[SaturdayMorningCartoon saturday Saturday morning cartoons]]. What classic humor! '''This''' is what entertainment is all about. ...Idiots, explosives, and falling anvils."''



->'''Calvin''': Bad news, mom. I promised my soul to the Devil this afternoon.\\

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->'''Calvin''': Bad news, mom. Mom. I promised my soul to the Devil devil this afternoon.\\
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