History Quotes / CRACKFIC

-> '''[[Series/TheColbertReport Professor Colbert]]''': That brings us to today's Wørd.\\
'''The Wørd''': VOLDEMORT.\\
'''Professor Colbert''': Voldemort. Yes, I said it. I'll say it again. Voldemort. None of this "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "You-Know-Who" crap for this wizard, thank you very much. Any name is fair game in my classroom.\\
'''The Wørd''': [[Series/TheDailyShow JON STEWART?]]

->''"[[IDoNotOwn Disclaimer]]: WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom [[IDoNotOwn is owned by Butch Hartman]], who would probably vomit into a bucket if he knew this story existed..."''

->''"No, they're not the same. A bad fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy having sex with the word penis misspelled. An insane fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy battling ninja vampires using their penises as weapons."''

->'''Shinji''': Father, [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain what are we going to do tonight?]]\\
'''Gendo''': [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Same thing we do every night, Shinji]]: [[AssimilationPlot try to implement human instrumentality!]]

->'''[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Feferi]]: '''...as it turns out, I ended up somewhere really cool! And met cool people. I learned a lot, too! ''(grins evilly, begins to chant)'' [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Fire and glub! Fire and glub!]]

-->-- '''The very first line,''' ''{{FanFic/ThirtyHs}}''

->I'm not Mulder-- I'm actually two agents parked outside the office.

->Twelve-foot what?!

-->--- ''[[http://www.eskimo.com/~vecna/truthiness.html Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness]]''

->'''[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Feferi]]:'''...as it turns out, I ended up somewhere really cool! And met cool people. I learned a lot, too! ''(grins evilly, begins to chant)'' [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Fire and glub! Fire and glub!]]

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->'''[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Feferi]]:'''...as it turns out, I ended up somewhere really cool! And met cool people. I learned a lot, too! ''(grins evilly, begins to chant)'' [[ASongOfIceAndFire Fire and glub! Fire and glub!]]

'''Gendo''': [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Same thing we do every night, Shinji]]: [[{{Instrumentality}} try to implement human instrumentality!]]

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-->-- Author '''[=TheSoulStealer=]''', in the [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10480958/1/White-with-Innocence-Dark-with-Hatred-Red-with-Blood opening]] of a ''Film/{{Saw}}'' & ''Literature/WarriorCats'' crossover

->''"[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]] went to the store to get all the bread and milk and guess who was there!? That guy from Franchise/StreetFighter (Zangeif) remember? Then they faught and it was fun."''

->[[Literature/TheBible The Lord]] spoke unto the author saying "There will come a day when you shall wonder what [[Literature/WarriorCats Hawkfrost]] would look like hugging a Franchise/MyLittlePony, and you shall
indulge in that curiosity, for it is good in the eyes of the Lord."

->'''Shinji''': Father, [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain what are we going to do tonight?]]
->'''Gendo''': [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Same thing we do every night, Shinji]]: [[{{Instrumentality}} try to implement human instrumentality!]]

-> '''[[Series/TheColbertReport Professor Colbert]]''': That brings us to today's Wørd.
-> '''The Wørd''': VOLDEMORT.
-> '''Professor Colbert''': Voldemort. Yes, I said it. I'll say it again. Voldemort. None of this "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "You-Know-Who" crap for this wizard, thank you very much. Any name is fair game in my classroom.
-> '''The Wørd''': [[Series/TheDailyShow JON STEWART?]]

->''"Suddenly, an eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor eng... sm... sploded out of nowhere!"''

-->-- Author '''[=TheSoulStealer=]''', in the opening of a ''Film/{{Saw}}'' & ''Literature/WarriorCats'' crossover

->'''Feferi:'''...as it turns out, I ended up somewhere really cool! And met cool people. I learned a lot, too! ''(grins evilly, begins to chant)'' [[ASongOfIceAndFire Fire and glub! Fire and glub!]]

-->-- Premise of an ''VisualNovel/AceAttorney'' [[http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=553215 crackfic]].

->Phoenix and friends go to Gourd Lake late one night to hunt for Gourdy. As it turns out, Gourdy exists. '''AND HE'S ACTUALLY A TENTACLE-MONSTER
[[DemonicInvaders DEMON KING!]]'''

->"Father, [[PinkyAndTheBrain what are we going to do tonight?]]"
->"[[NeonGenesisEvangelion Same thing we do every night, Shinji]]: [[{{Instrumentality}} try to implement human instrumentality!]]"

->Suddenly, an eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor eng...sm...sploded out of nowhere!
-->-- '''[[HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]'''

->[[IDoNotOwn Disclaimer: Danny Phantom is owned by Butch Hartman,]] who would probably vomit into a bucket if he knew this story existed...
-->-- '''Tavalya Ra''', ''Mind of a Hero'', AKA ''[[FanFic/TheCrack The Crack]]''

->No, they're not the same. A bad fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy having sex with the word penis misspelled. An insane fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy battling ninja vampires using their penises as weapons.
-->-- Arkhan, [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=3393394 AH.com forums]]

->Peter griffen went to the store to get all the bread and milk and guess who was there!? That guy from street fighter (Zangeif) remember? Then they faught and it was fun.
-->-- ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2B1xnzXdL8]]''


-> '''[[TheColbertReport Professor Colbert]]:''' That brings us to today's Wørd.
-> '''The Wørd:''' VOLDEMORT
-> '''Professor Colbert:''' Voldemort. Yes, I said it. I'll say it again. Voldemort. None of this "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "You-Know-Who" crap for this wizard, thank you very much. Any name is fair game in my classroom.
-> '''The Wørd:''' [[TheDailyShow JON STEWART?]]

->Phoenix and friends go to Gourd Lake late one night to hunt for Gourdy. As it turns out, Gourdy exists. '''AND HE'S ACTUALLY A [[NaughtyTentacles TENTACLE-MONSTER]] [[DemonicInvaders DEMON KING!]]'''
-->-- Premise of an ''AceAttorney'' [[http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=553215 crackfic]].

-> '''[[TheColbertReport Professor Colbert]]:''' That brings us to today's Word.
-> '''The Wørd:''' '''Voldemort'''

-> '''The Wørd:''' '''[[TheDailyShow Jon Stewart?]]'''