Line #17 Quotes/CrackFic


1	->''"Phoenix and friends go to Gourd Lake late one night to hunt for Gourdy. As it turns out, Gourdy exists. '''AND HE'S ACTUALLY A TENTACLE-MONSTER [[DemonicInvaders DEMON KING!]]'''"''
2	-->-- Premise of an ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' [[http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=553215 crackfic]].
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4	->'''Shinji:''' Father, [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain what are we going to do tonight?]]\
5	'''Gendo:''' [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Same thing we do every night, Shinji]]: [[AssimilationPlot try to implement human instrumentality!]]
6	-->-- ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5928487/1/Shinji_and_The_Brain Shinji and the Brain]]''
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8	->''"Suddenly, an eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor [[PerfectlyCromulentWord eng... sm... sploded]] out of nowhere!"''
9	-->-- '''Strong Bad''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''
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11	->''"[[IDoNotOwn Disclaimer]]: WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom [[IDoNotOwn is owned by Butch Hartman]], who would [[SickAndWrong probably vomit into a bucket]] if he knew this story existed..."''
12	-->-- '''Tavalya Ra''', ''Mind of a Hero'', a.k.a. ''FanFic/TheCrack''
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14	->''"No, they're not the same. A bad fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy having sex with the word penis misspelled. An insane fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy battling ninja vampires [[ImprobableWeaponUser using their penises as weapons]]."''
15	-->-- '''Arkhan''', [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=3393394 AH.com forums]]
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17	->''"[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]] went to the store to get all the bread and milk and guess who was there!? That guy from Franchise/StreetFighter (Zangeif) remember? Then they faught and it was fun."''
18	-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2B1xnzXdL8 This]]''
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20	-> '''[[Series/TheColbertReport Professor Colbert]]:''' That brings us to today's Wørd.\
21	'''The Wørd:''' VOLDEMORT.\
22	'''Professor Colbert:''' Voldemort. Yes, I said it. I'll say it again. Voldemort. None of this "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "You-Know-Who" crap for this wizard, thank you very much. Any name is fair game in my classroom.\
23	'''The Wørd:''' [[Series/TheDailyShow JON STEWART?]]
24	-->-- ''[[http://www.eskimo.com/~vecna/truthiness.html Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness]]''
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26	->'''[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Feferi]]:''' ...as it turns out, I ended up somewhere really cool! And met cool people. I learned a lot, too! ''(grins evilly, begins to chant)'' [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Fire and glub! Fire and glub!]]
27	-->-- ''Ask The Heiress'' [[http://asktheheiress.tumblr.com/post/54318526629/glub-is-coming comic]]
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29	->I know, I know, but you don't understand how desperately I NEEDED to write this!
30	-->-- Author '''[=TheSoulStealer=]''', in the [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10480958/1/White-with-Innocence-Dark-with-Hatred-Red-with-Blood opening]] of a ''Franchise/{{Saw}}'' & ''Literature/WarriorCats'' crossover
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32	->[[Literature/TheBible The Lord]] spoke unto the author saying "There will come a day when you shall wonder what [[Literature/WarriorCats Hawkfrost]] would look like hugging a Franchise/MyLittlePony, and you shall indulge in that curiosity, for it is good in the eyes of the Lord."
33	-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3924274/1/The-Ten-Commandments-for-Fanfiction-Authors The Ten Commandments for Fanfiction Authors]]''
34
35	->The face that was underneath the alien mask smiled menacingly.\
36	"Obama," Donald whispered.
37	-->-- ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/12126132/chapters/27590100 Donald Trumpet and the Aliens in Oval Office]]''
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39	->Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull.
40	-->-- '''The very first line''', ''Fanfic/ThirtyHs''
41
42	->''I'm not Mulder-- I'm actually two agents parked outside the office.''
43	-->-- '''[[Series/TheXFiles Agent Mulder]]''', ''Fanfic/{{Coveralls}}''
44
45	->To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.
46	-->-- ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndThePortraitOfWhatLookedLikeALargePileOfAsh''
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48	->''Twelve-foot what?!''
49	-->-- '''Agent Stephen Fontwell''' on a crack-fic of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'', "How Will I Clean My Fur?"
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51	->''With a hand on his shoulder, [[AGodAmI Boron]] spoke to Britz one last time.\
52	"It is time, my child. Are you ready?"\
53	"Yes."\
54	"Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice?"\
55	"I am."\
56	"I am so glad, my child. For you see, it is unfortunate that only [[PoweredByAForsakenChild the Soul Cannon]] is capable of destroying a god."\
57	"You are wrong."\
58	"What?"\
59	"The Soul Cannon is not powerful enough."\
60	"What do you mean," he said, turning Britz to look him in the eyes.\
61	"The only thing that can destroy a god… [[TheDogBitesBack is another]]."''
62	-->-- '''Creator/SeanChiplock''' [[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1200890225 narrates]] the ending of his ''VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel'' no-survivors run

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