History Quotes / ButThouMust

31st May '18 2:38:53 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Ein:''' Sorry, but I can't.
'''Didja Redo:''' All together now...
'''Ursula, Fia, Lina, and Serene:''' ''BUT THOU MUST''!

to:

'''Ein:''' Sorry, but I can't.
can't.\\
'''Didja Redo:''' All together now...
now...\\
'''Ursula, Fia, Lina, and Serene:''' ''BUT THOU MUST''!MUST''!\\
31st May '18 2:38:32 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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->Why did the chicken cross the road?
->Because the plot demands it.

->'''Lysanderoth:''' And now it's time to finish the job. Goodbye Archibald.
->'''Archibald:''' Why are you doing this?
->'''Lysanderoth:''' Because my master told me to. [[{{PreMortemOneLiner}} King Dragon sends his regards.]] *Shoots Archibald*
->'''Player:''' Oh fuck this. Fuck this. *resets game*
->'''Archibald:''' Let's negotiate.
->'''Lysanderoth:''' No thanks. King Dragon sends-
->'''Archibald:''' Where is Prince Horace?!
->'''Lysanderoth:''' Hmmmmm.... I dunno. King Dragon-
->'''Archibald:''' *Knocks gun out of Lysanderoth's hand*
->'''Lysanderoth''' [[{{Beat}} *Beat*]] It's a good thing I always carry two guns! *pulls out another gun*
-->-- Creator/{{ProZD}}, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuByMZzLxpM&feature=youtu.be games where your choices don't actually matter]]

to:

->Why did the chicken cross the road?
->Because
road?\\
Because
the plot demands it.

->'''Lysanderoth:''' And now it's time to finish the job. Goodbye Archibald.
->'''Archibald:'''
Goodbye, Archibald.\\
'''Archibald:'''
Why are you doing this?
->'''Lysanderoth:'''
this?\\
'''Lysanderoth:'''
Because my master told me to. [[{{PreMortemOneLiner}} King Dragon sends his regards.]] *Shoots Archibald*
->'''Player:'''
''(shoots Archibald)''\\
'''Player:'''
Oh fuck this. Fuck this. *resets game*
->'''Archibald:'''
''(resets game)''\\
'''Archibald:'''
Let's negotiate.
->'''Lysanderoth:'''
negotiate.\\
'''Lysanderoth:'''
No thanks. King Dragon sends-
->'''Archibald:'''
sends--\\
''(another reset)''\\
'''Archibald:'''
Where is Prince Horace?!
->'''Lysanderoth:'''
Horace?!\\
'''Lysanderoth:'''
Hmmmmm.... ''(shrugs)'' I dunno. King Dragon-
->'''Archibald:''' *Knocks
Dragon--\\
''(yet another reset)''\\
'''Archibald:''' ''(knocks
gun out of Lysanderoth's hand*
->'''Lysanderoth''' [[{{Beat}} *Beat*]]
hand)''\\
'''Lysanderoth''' ''({{beat}})''
It's a good thing I always carry two guns! *pulls ''(pulls out another gun*
gun)''
-->-- Creator/{{ProZD}}, '''Creator/{{ProZD}}''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuByMZzLxpM&feature=youtu.be games where your choices don't actually matter]]



->''"I want to entrust you with this Pokédex''
->''Will you use it to record data on all the Pokémon in Sinnoh for me?''"
-->'''Yes'''
-->'''[=>=]No'''
->[[VisibleSilence ...]]
->...
->...
->...
->...
->...
->...
->...
->...
->''"I can stand here without speaking for hours. I'm a very patient man.''
->''Let me ask you again..."''

to:

->''"I want to entrust you with this Pokédex''
->''Will
Pokédex''\\
''Will
you use it to record data on all the Pokémon in Sinnoh for me?''"
-->'''Yes'''
-->'''[=>=]No'''
-->'''Yes'''\\
'''[=>=]No'''
->[[VisibleSilence ...]]
->...
->...
->...
->...
->...
->...
->...
->...
->''"I
]]\\
...\\
...\\
...\\
...\\
...\\
...\\
...\\
...\\
''"I
can stand here without speaking for hours. I'm a very patient man.''
->''Let
''\\
''Let
me ask you again..."''



->'''[[GenderBlenderName Steve]]:''' I'm the fucking '''Avatar'''. I've handled that [[{{Macguffin}} rune]] '''twice''', both times to do something a lot more fucking important than any stupid shit you've ever done. I fucking '''found''' that thing. I dug it out of a furnace '''while it was turned on'''. You're going to tell me, with a straight face, that you can't let me have the rune until I do some idiotic thing for you?
->'''Selganor:''' That's right.
->'''Steve:''' Fine. But the only reason I'm not killing you with a cannon '''right now''' is that I have a grudging respect for your enormous balls.

to:

->'''[[GenderBlenderName Steve]]:''' I'm the fucking '''Avatar'''. I've handled that [[{{Macguffin}} rune]] '''twice''', both times to do something a lot more fucking important than any stupid shit you've ever done. I fucking '''found''' that thing. I dug it out of a furnace '''while it was turned on'''. You're going to tell me, with a straight face, that you can't let me have the rune until I do some idiotic thing for you?
->'''Selganor:'''
you?\\
'''Selganor:'''
That's right.
->'''Steve:'''
right.\\
'''Steve:'''
Fine. But the only reason I'm not killing you with a cannon '''right now''' is that I have a grudging respect for your enormous balls.



->'''Ford:''' You have to be my field agent, Razputin. Are you ready?
->'''Raz:''' No. Not yet.
->'''Ford:''' ''[slaps Raz]'' ...How 'bout now?

to:

->'''Ford:''' You have to be my field agent, Razputin. Are you ready?
->'''Raz:'''
ready?\\
'''Raz:'''
No. Not yet.
->'''Ford:'''
yet.\\
'''Ford:'''
''[slaps Raz]'' ...How 'bout now?



->'''Tom Nook:''' Isn't your current house just a tad cramped? We could build you a larger home. It could hold much more furniture, yes? So? What do you say?
->'''You:''' Smaller is cozier!
->'''Tom Nook:''' Oh, [player name]! Always the joker, hm? I know a young up-and-comer like you, [player name]... You couldn't possibly be satisfied with a house that small. Not likely! So, the roof on your newer, bigger house... What color should it be, hm?

to:

->'''Tom Nook:''' Isn't your current house just a tad cramped? We could build you a larger home. It could hold much more furniture, yes? So? What do you say?
->'''You:'''
say?\\
'''You:'''
Smaller is cozier!
->'''Tom
cozier!\\
'''Tom
Nook:''' Oh, [player name]! Always the joker, hm? I know a young up-and-comer like you, [player name]... You couldn't possibly be satisfied with a house that small. Not likely! So, the roof on your newer, bigger house... What color should it be, hm?



->'''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard:]]''' Enjoy it, Joker. If we're stuck here, we might as well let them pamper us.
->'''[[AcePilot Joker:]]''' Does it breach uniform regs if I get that on a crew shirt? Because this is my favorite "you have no choice" choice ever.

to:

->'''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard:]]''' Shepard]]:''' Enjoy it, Joker. If we're stuck here, we might as well let them pamper us.
->'''[[AcePilot Joker:]]'''
us.\\
'''[[AcePilot Joker]]:'''
Does it breach uniform regs if I get that on a crew shirt? Because this is my favorite "you have no choice" choice ever.



-> Enter the chamber
-> Enter the chamber (No Other Possibility)
-> Enter the chamber [[LampshadeHanging (Seriously)]]

to:

-> Enter ->Enter the chamber
->
chamber\\
Enter the chamber (No Other Possibility)
->
Possibility)\\
Enter the chamber [[LampshadeHanging (Seriously)]]



->'''[[PlayerCharacter Clementine]]:''' Do I have a choice?
->'''[[NonPlayerCharacter Kenny]]:''' Of course.
->'''Clementine:''' Really?
->'''Kenny:''' No. Not really.

to:

->'''[[PlayerCharacter Clementine]]:''' Do I have a choice?
->'''[[NonPlayerCharacter
choice?\\
'''[[NonPlayerCharacter
Kenny]]:''' Of course.
->'''Clementine:''' Really?
->'''Kenny:'''
course.\\
'''Clementine:''' Really?\\
'''Kenny:'''
No. Not really.



->'''Ein''': Time out. What exactly makes you think I'm obligated to do any of this? You nerf the crap out of me, you reformat my brain, you dump me in a strange village with some hippy chick and a loli, and now you show up out of nowhere and expect me to do your bidding? Something isn't right with this picture. Maybe you should just have been upfront rather than dicking me around like this. It's not my job to save you people. It's my job to activate the Retribution and save Asgard. It's going to screw you all over, and that sucks, but that's how it has to be. Too bad. No. I'm not helping you.
->'''Didja Redo''': ...is the kind of response you might have hoped to get by saying no. However, this is a JRPG, and as we all know, that is not how they work. Here's what actually happens.
->'''Ein''': Sorry, but I can't.
->'''Didja Redo''': All together now...
->'''Ursula, Fia, Lina, and Serene''': ''BUT THOU MUST''!
->'''Ein''': Oh fine.

to:

->'''Ein''': ->'''Ein:''' Time out. What exactly makes you think I'm obligated to do any of this? You nerf the crap out of me, you reformat my brain, you dump me in a strange village with some hippy chick and a loli, and now you show up out of nowhere and expect me to do your bidding? Something isn't right with this picture. Maybe you should just have been upfront rather than dicking me around like this. It's not my job to save you people. It's my job to activate the Retribution and save Asgard. It's going to screw you all over, and that sucks, but that's how it has to be. Too bad. No. I'm not helping you.
->'''Didja Redo''': ...
you.\\
'''Didja Redo:''' ...
is the kind of response you might have hoped to get by saying no. However, this is a JRPG, and as we all know, that is not how they work. Here's what actually happens.
->'''Ein''':
happens.\\
'''Ein:'''
Sorry, but I can't.
->'''Didja Redo''': '''Didja Redo:''' All together now...
->'''Ursula, '''Ursula, Fia, Lina, and Serene''': Serene:''' ''BUT THOU MUST''!
->'''Ein''': '''Ein:''' Oh fine.



-->'''[[spoiler:Erase]]'''
-->'''[=>=]Do not'''

to:

-->'''[[spoiler:Erase]]'''
-->'''[=>=]Do
-->'''[[spoiler:Erase]]'''\\
'''[=>=]Do
not'''
14th Dec '17 9:51:52 PM Colin266
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->'''Lysanderoth:''' And now it's time to finish the job. Goodbye Archibald

to:

->'''Lysanderoth:''' And now it's time to finish the job. Goodbye ArchibaldArchibald.
7th Dec '17 8:30:24 AM simonscot
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-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuByMZzLxpM&feature=youtu.be This video]]

to:

-->-- Creator/{{ProZD}}, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuByMZzLxpM&feature=youtu.be This video]]
games where your choices don't actually matter]]
17th Jun '17 8:35:17 PM billybobfred
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-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o History of Japan]]'''

to:

-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o History of Japan]]''''''WebVideo/HistoryOfJapan'''
30th May '17 9:43:13 AM Trocheetroper
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->'''Lysanderoth:''' And now it's time to finish the job. Goodbye Archibald
->'''Archibald:''' Why are you doing this?
->'''Lysanderoth:''' Because my master told me to. [[{{PreMortemOneLiner}} King Dragon sends his regards.]] *Shoots Archibald*
->'''Player:''' Oh fuck this. Fuck this. *resets game*
->'''Archibald:''' Let's negotiate.
->'''Lysanderoth:''' No thanks. King Dragon sends-
->'''Archibald:''' Where is Prince Horace?!
->'''Lysanderoth:''' Hmmmmm.... I dunno. King Dragon-
->'''Archibald:''' *Knocks gun out of Lysanderoth's hand*
->'''Lysanderoth''' [[{{Beat}} *Beat*]] It's a good thing I always carry two guns! *pulls out another gun*
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuByMZzLxpM&feature=youtu.be This video]]
3rd Jan '17 6:02:39 PM rjd1922
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-->-- '''{{Seanbaby}}'''

to:

-->-- '''{{Seanbaby}}'''
'''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}'''



-->-- '''Buck''', ''Pokémon Platinum''

to:

-->-- '''Buck''', ''Pokémon Platinum''
''[[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Pokémon Platinum]]''
17th Dec '16 1:40:34 PM billybobfred
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->"Please try this religion," he said. "No," said everybody. "Tryyyy iiiit", he said. "No," said everybody again, quieter this time. And so the religion was put into place, and all the rules that came with it.

to:

->"Please ->''"Please try this religion," he said. "No," said everybody. "Tryyyy iiiit", he said. "No," said everybody again, quieter this time. And so the religion was put into place, and all the rules that came with it.''
17th Dec '16 1:40:19 PM billybobfred
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->"Please try this religion," he said. "No," said everybody. "Tryyyy iiiit", he said. "No," said everybody again, quieter this time. And so the religion was put into place, and all the rules that came with it.
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o History of Japan]]'''
13th Nov '16 11:09:31 AM Orbiting
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->I want to entrust you with this Pokédex
->Will you use it to record data on all the Pokémon in Sinnoh for me?

to:

->I ->''"I want to entrust you with this Pokédex
->Will
Pokédex''
->''Will
you use it to record data on all the Pokémon in Sinnoh for me?me?''"



->I can stand here without speaking for hours. I'm a very patient man.
->Let me ask you again...

to:

->I ->''"I can stand here without speaking for hours. I'm a very patient man.
->Let
man.''
->''Let
me ask you again..."''



->'''Ford:''' *slaps Raz* ...How 'bout now?

to:

->'''Ford:''' *slaps Raz* ...''[slaps Raz]'' ...How 'bout now?



->'''Tom Nook:''' Oh, (player name)! Always the joker, hm? I know a young up-and-comer like you, (player name)... You couldn't possibly be satisfied with a house that small. not likely! So, the roof on your newer, bigger house... What color should it be, hm?

to:

->'''Tom Nook:''' Oh, (player name)! [player name]! Always the joker, hm? I know a young up-and-comer like you, (player name)...[player name]... You couldn't possibly be satisfied with a house that small. not Not likely! So, the roof on your newer, bigger house... What color should it be, hm?



->'''[[PlayerCharacter Clementine:]]''' Do I have a choice?
->'''[[NonPlayerCharacter Kenny:]]''' Of course.

to:

->'''[[PlayerCharacter Clementine:]]''' Clementine]]:''' Do I have a choice?
->'''[[NonPlayerCharacter Kenny:]]''' Kenny]]:''' Of course.



->I know this question.\\

to:

->I ->''"I know this question.\\



I am going to the Lunar Capital!
-->'''Sanae''', ''[[Videogame/{{Touhou}} Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom]]''

->Let us [[spoiler:erase this pointless world, and move on to the next.]]

to:

I am going to the Lunar Capital!
-->'''Sanae''',
Capital!"''
-->-- '''Sanae''',
''[[Videogame/{{Touhou}} Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom]]''

->Let ->''"Let us [[spoiler:erase this pointless world, and move on to the next.]]]]"''



->No...?\\

to:

->No...->''"No...?\\



SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?

to:

SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?CONTROL?"''


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->''"I understand how you feel... Even if you select the "No", you eventually have to select the "Yes", so it ends up the same eventually anyways..."''
-->-- '''Chimecho''', ''VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeonExplorers''
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