History Quotes / BreadEggsMilkSquick

-->-- ''Website/{{Reddit}}'', Ask Historians answer to "[[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/w4blid/comment/ih5xrbh/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 How were people able to survive solely on food preserved with salt?]]"

-->-- ''Creator/MontyPythjon'', "The Lumberjack song"

'''John: like... broj stuff?\\

-->-- ''Creator/MontyPython'', "The Lumberjack song"

->''"Tell me, [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bats]]. What are you really scared of? Failing to save this [[WretchedHive cesspool of a city]]? Not finding [[DistressedDude the Commissioner]] in time? [[BrainBleach Me, in a thong?]]

->'''Manny:''' ''(to Sid)'' Okay, you. Check for poop.\\
'''Sid:''' Hey, why am I the poop-checker?\\
'''Manny:''' ''(gets in Sid's face)'' Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because [[AppealToForce I'll pummel you if you don't]]!\\
'''Sid:''' ''(unnerved)'' ...Why else?\\
'''Manny:''' ''(losing patience)'' '''NOW''', SID!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/IceAge1''

->''If there's one thing I hate--well, it's two things:\\
(Better make it five million or ten)\\

->''To be a chicken farmer\\
It takes a lot of pluck\\
All day it's buck-buck-bucking\\
But I can't make a buck\\
I'm from Kentuck-tuck-tucky\\
Where women love to feed the chickens\\
Shoot me while I'm happy, honey-pie''
-->-- ''Al Duvall'', "Slick Hamtree"

'''Katz:''' [[AnythingThatMoves I'm going to be sexually active with every single one of you]], whether you like it or not!\\

Shoot me while I'm happy, honey-pie

-->-- '''Manfred''' to '''Sid''', ''WesternAnimation/IceAge''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/IceAge''

-->-- '''King Julien''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}''

'''Brian:''' You wanna get some McDonald's?\\

'''Hop Pop:''' You two... have ''cursed!''\\

->''The fossa. They're always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.''
-->-- '''King Julien''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}''.

->''We don't like your cooking, your stupid karaoke nights, and we aspecially don't like the way you hump that chair in the den.''

->''Good night, Happy Bear. Good night, Sad Bunny. Good night, Playful Kitty. Good night, ominous triangle at the foot of my bed.''
-->-- '''Steven''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Catch and Release"

->For 26 years, Victor Allen ran the Corner Stop, a soda-and-porn corner store in the city's downtown. A typical independent convenience store, the Corner Stop's magazine shelves were well stocked, the coffee was fresh-brewed and there was plenty of cheap candy. After 26 years, Victor decided he'd saved up enough money to realize his life's dream. He sold the store, bought an RV and traveled the country, kidnapping and murdering young girls for his sexual gratification.

->''Gorgons crave beautiful things: gems, exquisite amulets, the alabaster corpses of the petrified dead...''

-->--'''Elise Brooks''',''[[VideoGame/ThePartyCollection Party 2!]]''

Death laser\\

->''Something old, something new, something borrowed, something something restraining order''

->''“Anyway, you are charged with deliberately poor writing, wanton cruelty to punctuation, violation of the laws of physics, violating the laws of chemistry, violating the laws of biology, being ridiculously over-powered, misusing Hammerspace, creating minis, abuse of the word ‘chopper,’ annoying PPC agents, and being an abomination against nature due to being a sandwich that walks like a man. The penalty for all this is death. Any questions?”''
-->-- ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum [[https://vgdivision.dreamwidth.org/1251.html Video Game Division]]

'''Katz:''' I'm going to be sexually active with every single one of you, whether you like it or not!\\

->'''Peter:''' Short haircut. Stubby legs. Doesn't respond to my advances.

'''Manny:''' ''(gets in Sid's face)'' Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't!\\