History Quotes / BreadEggsMilkSquick

->''Pull yourself together... Don't go to pieces now. You're the chairman of the convention committee. You're a successful orthodontist. You have a shack out in Vermont that no one knows about, with four full chest freezers (and isn't it time to buy a fifth?)''

->''Pull yourself together, he tells himself. Don't go to pieces now. You're the chairman of the convention committee. You're a successful orthodontist. You have a shack out in Vermont that no one knows about, with four full chest freezers (and isn't it time to buy a fifth?) and...''
-->--''ComicBook/TheSandman: Collectors''

''Eat your heart and absorb your powers''\\

-->-- Stewie talking to New Brian on ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''.

->''I took myself out of the fucking strip club. I did, my nigga! I built my followers up, and I builded [''sic''] my own fucking music career. Nobody's fucking helping me. So a bitch to motherfucking say that I don't deserve to be a fucking artist, because shit was handed to me and I haven't put in no work, you're fucking bugging! Because I'm twenty-four years old and I look washed up 'cause I spent ''hours'' in the motherfucking studio--''hours!'' I paid over fifty thousand dollars in studio time! 'Cause I paid good engineers--you got to go to a good studio, and you got to put in that bread. I did it with my money! So for a bitch to say that I don't motherfucking deserve it 'cause I don't put in no fucking work, now that's when I feel like niggas is bugging! 'Cause I did it myself! Niggas must've forgot, my nigga, the shit that I did to motherfucking survive! Like, I had to go strip. I had to go, "Yeah, you wanna fuck me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go to this hotel." And I drugged niggas up and I robbed them!''

'''Michael:''' Being tortured, yes, I'm afraid so. Actually, it is kind of clever how they punish philosophers. Everyday, they make them go to school, naked. And then they take a test in a class they've never been to. Then they smash them with hammers. And that part is not so clever.

''[{{beat}}]''

'''Joe:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' Eyepatch'd be cool.

->''Hello, you've reached'' Film/GoodFellas, ''Creator/MartinScorsese's classic tale of Italian-American manhood starring Creator/RayLiotta, [[Creator/RobertDeNiro Bob De Niro]], and Creator/JoePesci. Unfortunately, we're all busting each others'-'' ['''[[SoundEffectBleep SQUEAK]]'''] ''-at the moment.''

->'''Peter:''' We'll teach that dyke Susie Swanson a lesson or two.
->'''Lois:''' Wait a minute, how do you know she's a lesbian?
->'''Peter:''' Simple. Short haircut. Stubby legs. Doesn't respond to my advances.

'''Joe:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' Eyepatch should be cool.

'''Quagmire:''' And you should have sex with that crossing guard, even though she looked young, and then I found out she was 12. [{{beat}}] [[VerbalBackspace I mean, you should get an eyepatch.]]\\
'''Joe:''' [{{beat}}] Eyepatch should be cool.

-->-- '''King Julien'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}''.

->'''Guy:''' ...it was a time of much joy. The water flowed freely, the bananas grew in bunches. We had art, politics, economics. But most of all, bananas. So many bananas. Then, at full moon, ''the monster came for its bananas.'' Yup, good times.\\

-->--''[[VideoGame/ThePartyCollection Party 2!]]''

->''"It's all I hear every time we make a few cuts: my family, my mortgage, my eye, etc."''

->''Side effects include nausea, headaches, and '''death'''.''

->''"Please refrain from throwing any coins, trash, or small children into the reflecting pools."''

'''Katz:''' I'm going to treat you all with nore respect. You aren't just monsters, you are my family!\\

'''Uno:''' Woah, buddy, going a tad overboard.'''\\

->''Katz:'' There's gonna be some changes around this house ... we're gonna help people because ''we'' want to!\\