History Quotes / BodyHorror

-->''[[Creator/JohnConnolly The Cancer Cowboy Rides]]''

->''"Diseased. Filthy, diseased, crawling things. Plagued with the [[LovecraftianSuperpower infection of flesh]]. Disgusting. Dirty. Diseased. Weeping sores. Slice them away. Slice their bodies away before they are lost in the meat. No. Don't touch the meat. Let them boil in their prisons. Don't touch them, the filthy, crawling creatures. Keep away from them. They share their infection. They think they have carved out their cancer, but it grows. [[EnemyWithin It grows in them]]. [[LongGame It waits]] until [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Gehenna]] to [[TheAssimilator eat their flesh]]. [[AssimilationPlot To consume the corrupted, stinking meat]].
->CAN'T THEY SEE?"''

-> It started with stomach spasms that felt like writhing lamprey nests hatching in his belly. Then, Joe could [[HearingVoices hear the hag-fish singing in the crushing depths]], even when he pretended he could not, even when the Q-tips snapped in half in his bloody ears. [[SanitySlippage Madness bubbled in his brain like the bends.]] [[UndeathlyPallor Then pale flesh.]] Then barnacle sores and wriggling growths and sea cucumber discharges. Now Joe feels the itch and burn as different species of coral battle for primacy of his chest, spitting up their digestive enzymes in time-lapse warfare. Something scuttles out of one body cavity, to be eaten by something hiding in another.
-> And though the seagulls hear a thousand stories, all Joe can hear is "[[OurZombiesAreDifferent Draug]]-[[HumanoidAbomination draug]]-[[MadnessMantra draug]]-[[MadnessMantra draug]]-[[MadnessMantra draug]]!"
-->--Lore Entry on [[GhostShip The Lady Margaret]], ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->'''[[TimeMaster Clockblocker]]''': It was bad. She took Glory Girl with her, you know. When [[OldSchoolChivalry Gallant]] died, Vista saw the body. When [[MadeOfIron Aegis]] was mashed to a literal pulp by Leviathan, to the point that he couldn’t function anymore, when he died, despite his power? I got to see the remains to verify for myself. But Victoria Dallon was still alive and they didn’t let us see. A select few adults and family members got to see her, they carted her off to a parahuman asylum and none of the rest of us got to say goodbye, because the end result was that fucked up.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->''...And you look like the victim of a surgical crime,\\

No, I don't think that I like you "better"
-->-- '''Music/JonathanCoulton''', ''Better''

->[[SarcasmMode Oh wow! That's a great offer.]] How 'bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?

->''Gentlemen, Behold! I have grafted a deer antler onto my groin!''

->''My entire body feels hot and itchy and I'm sweating all the time now. I scratched the swelling on my arm and a piece of rotten flesh just dropped off. What the hell's happening to me?''
-->--A portion of '''The Keeper''''s [[ApocalypticLog diary]], ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil1 Remake''. This is ''tame'' compared to [[EldritchAbomination other]] [[OneWingedAngel transformations]].

->Diseased. Filthy, diseased, crawling things. Plagued with the [[LovecraftianSuperpower infection of flesh]]. Disgusting. Dirty. Diseased. Weeping sores. Slice them away. Slice their bodies away before they are lost in the meat. No. Don't touch the meat. Let them boil in their prisons. Don't touch them, the filthy, crawling creatures. Keep away from them. They share their infection. They think they have carved out their cancer, but it grows. [[EnemyWithin It grows in them]]. [[LongGame It waits]] until [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Gehenna]] to [[TheAssimilator eat their flesh]]. [[AssimilationPlot To consume the corrupted, stinking meat]].
->CAN'T THEY SEE?
-->--A '''[[MadOracle Malkavian]]''' perspective on the '''[[HumanoidAbomination Tzimisce]],''' ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Malkavian (Revised)''

->'''Oliver Hardy:''' Well, Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!
->'''Stan Laurel:''' [Whines] But I couldn't help it, You always picked on me!
-->--From several Creator/LaurelAndHardy shorts. In "Going Bye-Bye", they sat on the couch with their legs cut off their bodies and tied to their necks. In "The Live Ghost", their heads were twisted backwards. In "The Bohemian Girl", Oliver was stretched and Stan was flattened. In "The Bullfighters", they were skinned alive and turned into talking skeletons.

->'''Richard K. Muldoon:''' You dirty rotten no good squealers. I'll get you for this. When I do get out of jail, I will break off your legs and wrap them around your neck!
-->--"[[Creator/LaurelAndHardy Going Bye-Bye]]"

->'''Richard K. Muldoon:''' THOSE TWO NUMBSKULLS RUINED MY LIFE! I had to flee to New Mexico to start my life anew. But I will run into them again. And when I do catch them, I am going to skin them alive! First the little guy, then the big guy, I WILL SKIN THEM BOTH ALIVE!
-->--"[[Creator/LaurelAndHardy The Bullfighters]]"

-->--From several Creator/LaurelAndHardy shorts that happened. In Going Bye-Bye, They sat in the couch with their legs cut off their body and tied to their neck. In The Live Ghost, Their heads were twisted backwards. In The Bohemian Girl, Oliver was stretched and Stan was flatten. In the Bullfighters, They were skinned alive and turned into talking skeletons.

->'''Richard K. Muldoon:''' You dirty rotten no good squealers. I'll get you for this. When I do get sneak out of jail, I will break off your legs and wrapped them around your neck!
-->--[[Creator/LaurelAndHardy Going Bye-Bye]]

->'''Richard K. Muldoon:''' THOSE TWO NUMBSKULL RUIEND MY LIFE! I had to flea to New Mexico to start my life new. But I will run with them again. And when I do catch them, I am going to skin them alive! First the little guy, then the Big Guy, I WILL SKIN THEM BOTH ALIVE!
-->--[[Creator/LaurelAndHardy The Bullfighters]]

-->--A '''[[MadOracle Malkavian]]''' view on the '''[[HumanoidAbomination Tzimisce]],''' ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Malkavian (Revised)''

--> '''[[MadScientist Dr. Weird]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

--> [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Dr. Weird]], ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

--> [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Dr. Weird]], ''WesternAnimation/AuqaTeenHungerForce''

-->-- [[EldritchAbomination Bill Cipher]], ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' (just before doing [[http://i.imgur.com/KD6Oi15.jpg this]] in response to Preston Northwest's request to join Bill's gang.)

-->''...And you look like the victim of a surgical crime,''
-->''A little DarthVader, a little [[WesternAnimation/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]]''
-->''You used to be "OK"''
-->''and I liked you that way,''
-->''But I don't think that I like you "better"''
-->''No, I don't think that I like you "better"''
-->--'''Music/JonathanCoulton''', ''Better''

-->--'''Music/JonathanCoulton''', "Better"

-->''A little DarthVader, a little [[WesternAnimation/Transformers Optimus Prime]]''

-> "This might tickle."
-->-- Series/KamenRiderDecade's {{catchphrase}} for when he activates a Final Form Ride (see the page for more details)

-> "D-D-D-Double opened up! I can see inside Double!"

-> "I've done it, Kevin! I've successfully gene-spliced this chipmunk with a piece of provolone cheese!"

-> "Why are his eyes mouths?!"

->"It was fascinating to watch those tentacles grow out of your eyes."
-->-- '''[[MadScientist Neloth]],''' ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

-->-- '''[[{{WebVideo/Vinesauce}} Vinny]],''' while corrupting ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime''.

-->-- '''Dr. Alphonse Mephesto,''' ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

-->-- KamenRiderDecade's {{catchphrase}} for when he activates a Final Form Ride (see the page for more details)

-->-- '''Narumi Akiko,''' in response to KamenRiderDouble achieving [[SuperMode Xtreme Form]]

-->-- '''Dr. Alphonse Mephesto,''' ''SouthPark''