History Quotes / BlatantLies

14th Mar '17 6:34:27 AM cwf123
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->'''Cop''': What's going on, sir? You seem to be injured.\
'''Uncle Donnie''': Oh, this! I got to tell you, some fucking psycho just cut my fucking hand off and made limb stew out of those three mutilated fuckers floating around the boat, here. He's swimming that way if you want to fucking catch the bastard.\
'''Cop''': Sir, have you been drinking?\
'''Uncle Donnie''': I had a few chardonnays, what else?\
'''Cop''': You're going to have to come with us.\

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->'''Cop''': What's going on, sir? You seem to be injured.\
\\
'''Uncle Donnie''': Oh, this! I got to tell you, some fucking psycho just cut my fucking hand off and made limb stew out of those three mutilated fuckers floating around the boat, here. He's swimming that way if you want to fucking catch the bastard.\
\\
'''Cop''': Sir, have you been drinking?\
drinking?\\
'''Uncle Donnie''': I had a few chardonnays, what else?\
else?\\
'''Cop''': You're going to have to come with us.\\\
14th Mar '17 6:34:07 AM cwf123
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'''Uncle Donnie''': Alright, Sherlock Holmes, I killed them. But, you'll never catch me 'cuz I'm the [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal|fastest fucking]] butterfly swimmer in the fucking world!

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'''Uncle Donnie''': Alright, Sherlock Holmes, I killed them. But, you'll never catch me 'cuz I'm the [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal|fastest [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal fastest fucking]] butterfly swimmer in the fucking world!
14th Mar '17 6:33:28 AM cwf123
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->'''Cop''': What's going on, sir? You seem to be injured.\
'''Uncle Donnie''': Oh, this! I got to tell you, some fucking psycho just cut my fucking hand off and made limb stew out of those three mutilated fuckers floating around the boat, here. He's swimming that way if you want to fucking catch the bastard.\
'''Cop''': Sir, have you been drinking?\
'''Uncle Donnie''': I had a few chardonnays, what else?\
'''Cop''': You're going to have to come with us.\
'''Uncle Donnie''': Alright, Sherlock Holmes, I killed them. But, you'll never catch me 'cuz I'm the [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal|fastest fucking]] butterfly swimmer in the fucking world!
-->-- The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie by '''Creator/AdamSandler'''
11th Oct '16 8:09:51 AM nighttrainfm
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'''Chalmers''': A- Aurora Borealis? ''At this time of year? At this time of day?'' '''''In this part of the country? LOCALIZED IN YOUR KITCHEN?!'''''\\

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'''Chalmers''': A- Aurora Borealis? ''At this time of year? At this time of day?'' '''''In this part of the country? LOCALIZED IN ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!'''''\\
13th Jul '16 6:37:37 PM rt2012
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->"Don't run! We are your friends!"
-->-- '''Martians''' while blasting everything in sight with laser guns, ''Film/MarsAttacks''
19th Jun '16 1:02:39 AM Morgenthaler
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-->--'''EmilyDickinson'''

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-->--'''EmilyDickinson'''
-->--'''Creator/EmilyDickinson'''
16th Apr '16 10:55:56 AM nombretomado
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-->--''FatherTed'', "Entertaining Father Stone"

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-->--''FatherTed'', -->--''Series/FatherTed'', "Entertaining Father Stone"
23rd Mar '16 9:02:09 AM indexer
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'''Co-worker''': I was killed by a squadron of giant military squirrels.\\

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'''Co-worker''': '''Ted''': I was killed by a squadron of giant military squirrels.\\



'''Co-worker''': Okay, maybe I ''wasn't'' killed by giant military squirrels. But I ''was'' imprisoned in their secret lair at the center of the earth.\\

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'''Co-worker''': '''Ted''': Okay, maybe I ''wasn't'' killed by giant military squirrels. But I ''was'' imprisoned in their secret lair at the center of the earth.\\
30th Jan '16 7:40:05 PM ThArcanist
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“[[HorrorHunger Are there… does she have anyone inside her?]]”
“There’s-” Tattletale started. I flew a bug into her mouth and down her throat, and she choked.
“No,” I lied. “I’ve been keeping track with my bugs. Weld and the others got everyone out.”

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“[[HorrorHunger Are there… does she have anyone inside her?]]”
her?]]”\\
“There’s-” Tattletale started. I flew a bug into her mouth and down her throat, and she choked.
choked.\\
“No,” I lied. “I’ve been keeping track with my bugs. Weld and the others got everyone out.”\\
30th Jan '16 7:39:22 PM ThArcanist
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->“[[MercyKill She’s my friend.]]”\\
“[[FalseFriend Was,]]” [[FriendlessBackground I said.]] “It’s a big difference.”\\
Sundancer looked at the mound of ice, rock and forcefields. Echidna was thrusting her clawed hands through the barriers, only for them to be reinforced.\\
“[[HorrorHunger Are there… does she have anyone inside her?]]”
“There’s-” Tattletale started. I flew a bug into her mouth and down her throat, and she choked.
“No,” I lied. “I’ve been keeping track with my bugs. Weld and the others got everyone out.”
''Saved everyone they could.'' If Weld had backed out and nobody else was able to free the small handful that were still trapped, that was it.\\
[[TheNeedsOfTheMany Nobody was correcting me.]] They knew, but they weren’t correcting me.\\
-->--''Literature/{{Worm}}''

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