History Quotes / BitchInSheepsClothing

-->--'''Kalara''', ''Film/StarTrekBeyond''

->"Oh, my God, that's a thin veneer of kindness. Nobody's that nice. ''Serial killers'' are that nice."

->"Nobody's that nice. ''Serial killers'' are that nice."

->"No one is that nice. ''Serial killers'' are that nice."

-->--'''Adagio Dazzle''' on '''Sonata Dusk,''' [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/291067/sirens-of-chs Sirens of CHS]]

-->--'''Sonata Dusk,''' [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/291067/sirens-of-chs Sirens of CHS]]

->He told me he was a muse, that he chose one brilliant mind a century to inspire. What a fool I was, blinded by his flattery and games. He became my research assistant. He was free to move in and out of my mind as he pleased. We were partners. When he told me I could complete my research by building a gateway to other worlds, I trusted him. He said this was the way genius happened; little help from a friend. It seemed that I was on the verge of my greatest achievement... until my partner [[GoMadFromTheRevelation got a glimpse]] of [[WhenDimensionsCollide Bill's true plans]].

-->--'''Grunkle Ford''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

-->-- [[spoiler:'''Matt Engarde''']], ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney: Justice For All''

->I know it seems like she's being nice, but she hates us and she's about to say something mean

"Him! [[spoiler:Frost.]] He's Jack. He tried to kill me!"\\

"But." Scarlett tried to make sense of what she was hearing, "But he's ''nice.''"

->While peddling his memoirs last year, Jason Priestley told a story about how during the ''Series/BeverlyHills90210'' days he was on his way to a PR event with Shannen Doherty in a Town Car and he claims that she bitched at the publicist for not sending a limo to pick her up. We all pretty much dropped a fart on that story since we’ve only heard stories about how Shannen Doherty is as pleasant as a kitten kiss and is almost ''too'' easy to work with. Shannen said at the time that the story was a pile of shit-covered lies, [[ImplausibleDeniability because she hates limos!]] She thinks they’re trash and she doesn’t like them. Besides, she prefers to travel on [[RichBitch the backs of the humans she makes her bitches.]]

->I'd like to thank Paula Deen for fulfilling every expectation I had for what Paula Deen is like behind closed doors. Whenever I saw her making waffle-batter pie on the Creator/FoodNetwork, I always thought to myself, ''"I bet that woman says the N-word all the time when the camera's off and tries to hire black tap-dancing manservants for her weddings. Oh, and I bet her brother gets accused of having segregated bathrooms at his restaurant."'' [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative Nailed it.]]\\\
''Paula Deen's signature recipe: four sticks of butter, one pinch of unbridled racism.''

->Lemme see. Less than 2 years as a guv, and that makes Sarah [[PointyHairedBoss qualified to be a Vice-President and maybe President of the U.S.A.]] Her election loss shows that maybe some people are starting to use their heads and not their dicks. Just because some female looks good and strikes a pose with a fuck me honey look doesn't mean that she has a brain or good intentions.\\\
Sarah Palin recently told the media to leave her children alone. Yet last fall [[StageMom she exploited them for her campaign]]... [[GlobalIgnorance Doesn't know that Africa is a continent.]] Bloggers call her [[MrsRobinson "MILF", "GILF", "VPILF"]], oh WTF?
-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary''''' on UsefulNotes/SarahPalin

->Currently [=McCarthy=] is [[VillainWithGoodPublicity the poster model]] for the antivaxx movement. She is a blatheringly obtuse, highly delusional flapdoodler, but rather persistent and apparently on good enough terms with the equally dense OprahWinfrey to become rather dangerous. Let us emphasize: [=McCarthy=] knows nothing about science, the scientific method, or medical science in particular... Predictably, her favorite argument is [[WoundedGazelleGambit the empathy gambit]]; basically, it's “if you criticize my arguments that vaccines cause autism you are being callous since I have a child with special needs”... She has also written a book about it, ''Louder than Words: A Mother's Journey in Healing Autism'', with which she appeared on Oprah and Larry King Live, occasions she effectively used [[ConMan to promote woo, incoherence, false hope and dangerous misadvice.]] As a result it is far from unlikely that she is personally responsible for the deaths of actual children.
-->--'''''[[http://www.americanloons.blogspot.com/2011/11/262-jenny-mccarthy.html The Encyclopedia of American Loons]]''''' on [[Series/TheView Jenny McCarthy]]

Sarah Palin recently told the media to leave her children alone. Yet last fall [[StageMom she exploited them for her campaign]]... Killing caribou with a gat while hanging from a chopper is just plain reckless, wasteful, and stupid. She's in a fundamentalist cult that thinks mankind co-existed with the dinosaurs 4000 years ago. The Bible says that God doesn't work on OUR time or OUR calendars! Check out the science books. ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'' it ain't. They think that gay people [[HeteronormativeCrusader can be "cured" of their sexual orientation]] (just ask a homosexual about that). She wants to allow oil drilling in the Arctic, never mind the Eskimos and polar bears. She's [[BrainlessBeauty too dumb to believe in global warming.]] So many corrupt deeds, so many skeletons in the closet. [[GlobalIgnorance Doesn't know that Africa is a continent.]] Bloggers call her [[MrsRobinson "MILF", "GILF", "VPILF"]], oh WTF? She poses like [[Film/FatalAttraction Sharon Stone with her legs crossed]] but she's not holding a cigarette...Every time she flaps her yap, out comes the crap. Just like Ann Coulter. She's one real bad apple. She needs to STFU and go back to her cold igloo and stay!

->I'd like to thank Paula Deen for fulfilling every expectation I had for what Paula Deen is like behind closed doors. Whenever I saw her making waffle-batter pie on the Food Network, I always thought to myself, "I bet that woman says the N-word all the time when the camera's off and tries to hire black tap-dancing manservants for her weddings. Oh, and I bet her brother gets accused of having segregated bathrooms at his restaurant." Nailed it.\\\

->Creator/ReeseWitherspoon. She can win her second Oscar on Sunday night, but she will never give a more convincing performance than she did in this video. I AM A U.S. CITIZEN AND I HAVE A RIGHT TO STAND ON AMERICAN GROUND AND ASK ANY QUESTION I WANT TO ASK! It's good to know that underneath all those accolades and producing credits, Reese is still an SEC sorority chair who isn't afraid to get in a cop's face because [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections Daddy is a lawyer.]]
-->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-hater-s-guide-to-the-2015-oscars-1686621568 Drew Magary]]''', "The Hater's Guide to the 2015 Oscars"

->Currently [=McCarthy=] is [[VillainWithGoodPublicity the poster model]] for the antivaxx movement. She is a blatheringly obtuse, highly delusional flapdoodler, but rather persistent and apparently on good enough terms with the equally dense OprahWinfrey to become rather dangerous. Let us emphasize: [=McCarthy=] knows nothing about science, the scientific method, or medical science in particular... Predictably, her favorite argument is [[WoundedGazelleGambit the empathy gambit]]; basically, it's “if you criticize my arguments that vaccines cause autism you are being callous since I have a child with special needs”.

Sarah Palin recently told the media to leave her children alone. Yet last fall [[StageMom she exploited them for her campaign]]... Killing caribou with a gat while hanging from a chopper is just plain reckless, wasteful, and stupid. She's in a fundamentalist cult that thinks mankind co-existed with the dinosaurs 4000 years ago. The Bible says that God doesn't work on OUR time or OUR calendars! Check out the science books. ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'' it ain't. They think that gay people [[HeteronormativeCrusader can be "cured" of their sexual orientation]] (just ask a homosexual about that). She wants to allow oil drilling in the Arctic, never mind the Eskimos and polar bears. She's [[BrainlessBeauty too dumb to believe in global warming.]] So many corrupt deeds, so many skeletons in the closet. [[GlobalIgnorance Doesn't know that Africa is a continent.]] Bloggers call her [[ScrewTheRulesImBeautful "MILF", "GILF", "VPILF"]], oh WTF? She poses like [[Film/FatalAttraction Sharon Stone with her legs crossed]] but she's not holding a cigarette...Every time she flaps her yap, out comes the crap. Just like Ann Coulter. She's one real bad apple. She needs to STFU and go back to her cold igloo and stay!

!!!RealLife

Sarah Palin recently told the media to leave her children alone. Yet last fall [[StageMom she exploited them for her campaign]]... Killing caribou with a gat while hanging from a chopper is just plain reckless, wasteful, and stupid. She's in a fundamentalist cult that thinks mankind co-existed with the dinosaurs 4000 years ago. The Bible says that God doesn't work on OUR time or OUR calendars! Check out the science books. ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'' it ain't. They think that gay people [[HeteronormativeCrusader can be "cured" of their sexual orientation]] (just ask a homosexual about that). She wants to allow oil drilling in the Arctic, never mind the Eskimos and polar bears. She's [[BrainlessBeauty too dumb to believe in global warming.]] So many corrupt deeds, so many skeletons in the closet. [[GlobalIgnorance Doesn't know that Africa is a continent.]] Bloggers call her [[MrsRobinson "MILF", "GILF", "VPILF"]], oh WTF? She poses like [[Film/FatalAttraction Sharon Stone with her legs crossed]] but she's not holding a cigarette...Every time she flaps her yap, out comes the crap. Just like Ann Coulter. She's one real bad apple. She needs to STFU and go back to her cold igloo and stay!

->Lemme see. Less than 2 years as a guv, and that makes Sarah [[KnowNothingKnowItAll qualified to be a Vice-President and maybe President of the U.S.A.]] Her election loss shows that maybe some people are starting to use their heads and not their dicks. Just because some female looks good and strikes a pose with a fuck me honey look doesn't mean that she has a brain or good intentions.\\\

-->--'''Website/UrbanDictionary''''' on UsefulNotes/SarahPalin

->''"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves."''
-->-- [[Literature/TheBible Matthew 7:15]]

->''"At midnight on the night of a full moon, Music/TaylorSwift transforms into her true self: [[http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/caption102914-500x375.jpg A naked cat with a bag full of money.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/30/the-caption-this-contest-for-october-29th-2/ DListed]]'''