History Quotes / BioShock

->''"After the last [[WorldWarII world war,]] a man had a vision. A vision of a city at the bottom of the sea. In the city, science was unstoppable. Until one day, [[GoneHorriblyRight science]] '''[[GoneHorriblyRight couldn't]]''' [[GoneHorriblyRight be stopped]]! Today, mutated survivors roam the corridors as children loot the dead. And now you too are trapped under the ocean. Will you be their savior... or their final victim?"''

->''"Come and get it [[{{Mooks}} mook]]."''

->''"Hurry now! My muse is a fickle bitch with a very short attention span!!!"''

->''"[[ArcWords Would you kindly...]]"''

->''"That was bracing. Take a photo of him and place it in the quadtych. [chuckles to himself] I'm feeling full, like an expectant momma!"''

-> "Come and get it [[{{Mooks}} mook]]."

->"A man chooses, a slave obeys."
-->--'''Andrew Ryan'''

->"Hurry now! My muse is a fickle bitch with a very short attention span!!!"
-->--'''[[MadArtist Sander Cohen]]'''

->"[[ArcWords Would you kindly...]]"

->"What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis She WON'T... STAY... STILL!]] I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too ''fat!'' This one... too tall! [[MadDoctor This one... too symmetrical!]] And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder! He's ugly. Ugly! ''Ugly!'' '''''UGLYYYYYYY...!"'''''

->"That was bracing. Take a photo of him and place it in the quadtych. [chuckles to himself] I'm feeling full, like an expectant momma!"
-->--'''Sander Cohen'''

-> "Mr. Bubbles, Mr. Bubbles,
-> Are you there? Are you there?
-> Come and bring me lollies...come and bring me toffies...
-> Teddy bear...teddy bear..."
-->-- [[CreepyChild A Little Sister,]] [[CloudCuckoolander summing up her worldview.]]

-> So I ask you, my friend, if your life was prized, would you kill the innocent? Would you sacrifice your humanity? We all make choices... but in the end, our choices make us!
-->--'''Andrew Ryan''' from the trailer

-> After the last [[WorldWarII world war,]] a man had a vision. A vision of a city at the bottom of the sea. In the city, science was unstoppable. Until one day, [[GoneHorriblyRight science]] '''[[GoneHorriblyRight couldn't]]''' [[GoneHorriblyRight be stopped]]! Today, mutated survivors roam the corridors as children loot the dead. And now you too are trapped under the ocean. Will you be their savior... or their final victim?
-->--'''Andrew Ryan''' from the trailer

->"You know, if I went into a facility or whatever this place is, underground, and saw immediately that said electroshock on it, the last thing I would think of, was to inject myself. What an idiot, he's killed himself. That's it. (Sigh) "
-->--'''Will''' of Odysseygamez, playing the demo, watching Jack inject himself with Electro Bolt and falling over the balcony..

-->-- '''[[CompleteMonster Dr. Steinman]]'''

->"What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? [[ThisIsSparta She WON'T... STAY... STILL!]] I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too ''fat!'' This one... too tall! [[MadDoctor This one... too symmetrical!]] And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder! He's ugly. Ugly! ''Ugly!'' '''''UGLYYYYYYY...!"'''''

-->--'''Will''' of Odysseygamez, playing the demo, watching Jack inject himself with electroshock and falling over the balcony..

-->--'''Andrew Ryan''' from the trailer

-> So I ask you, my friend, if your life was blind, would you kill the innocent? Would you sacrifice your humanity? We all make choices... but in the end, our choices make us!

->"What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? [[ThisIsSparta She WON'T... STAY... STILL!]] I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! [[MadDoctor This one... too symmetrical!]] And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder! He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!!!!!!! Look at you, HIDEOUS!"

->"The wind be whistlin'. Bye bye, lovah."
-->'''Brute Splicer'''

-->''I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question: "Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?"''\\
''"No," says [[StrawmanPolitical the man in Washington]], "It belongs to the poor!"''\\
''"No," says [[HolierThanThou the man in the Vatican]], "It belongs to God!"''\\
''"No," says [[DirtyCommunists the man in Moscow]], "It belongs to everyone!"''\\
''[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney I rejected those answers]]. Instead, [[TakeAThirdOption I chose something different]]... [[BeyondTheImpossible I chose the impossible]]... I chose...''\\
[+'''RAPTURE.'''+]\\
''A city where the artist would not fear the [[MediaWatchdogs censor]], where [[ForScience the scientist]] would [[AboveGoodAndEvil not be bound by petty morality]], where [[{{UsefulNotes/Objectivism}} the great would not be constrained by the small!]] And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become'' '''''your''''' ''city as well.''\\
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-->-- [[CreepyChild A Little Sister,]] [[CloudCuckoolander summing up her worldview.]]

-> "Come and get it [[{{Mooks}} mook]]."\\

->"What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? [[ThisIsSparta She WON'T... STAY... STILL!]] I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! [[CompleteMonster This one... too symmetrical!]] And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder! He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!!!!!!! Look at you, HIDEOUS!"
-->-- '''Dr. Steinman'''

->"What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? [[ThisIsSparta She WON'T... STAY... STILL!]] I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical! And now... [[ThisIsSparta what's this, Goddess? An intruder! He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!!!!!!!]] Look at you, HIDEOUS!"

->''Hurry now. My muse is a fickle bitch with a very short attention span!''
-->--'''Sander Cohen'''

->''What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? [[ThisIsSparta She WON'T... STAY... STILL!]] I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical! And now... [[ThisIsSparta what's this, Goddess? An intruder? He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!!!!!!!]]''

->''That was bracing. Take a photo of him and place it in the quadtych. [chuckles to himself] I'm feeling full, like an expectant momma!''

->''What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She WON'T... STAY... STILL! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical! And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder? He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!!!!!!!''

-> Kyle Fitzpatrick: [Playing piano and plastered to the bench, crying] Mr. Cohen... please!
->Sander Cohen: [Over the intercom] Silence! Allegro, allegro! Da, da, da, da, da, da, presto! Presto! No! No!
->Kyle Fitzpatrick: [Sobbing] I'm trying! Please!
->Sander Cohen: Once again, young Fitzpatrick.
->[Fitzpatrick resumes playing Cohen's dramatic piece]
->Sander Cohen: Da, da, da, da, da, da! No!
->Kyle Fitzpatrick: Oh, Cohen, you sick fuck! Let me out of here!
->[the piano explodes]

Sander Cohen: [Over the intercom] Silence! Allegro, allegro! Da, da, da, da, da, da, presto! Presto! No! No!
Kyle Fitzpatrick: [Sobbing] I'm trying! Please!
Sander Cohen: Once again, young Fitzpatrick.
[Fitzpatrick resumes playing Cohen's dramatic piece]
Sander Cohen: Da, da, da, da, da, da! No!
Kyle Fitzpatrick: Oh, Cohen, you sick fuck! Let me out of here!
[the piano explodes]

->''Hurry now. My muse is a fickle bitch with a very short attention span!''

->''What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She WON'T... STAY... STILL! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical! And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder? He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!''

-->-- '''Atlas'''

-->--'''Andrew Ryan'''

-->--'''Frank Fontaine"'

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