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-->-- '''Luigi''', ''Film/SuperMarioBros''

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-->-- '''Luigi''', ''Film/SuperMarioBros''
''Film/SuperMarioBros1993''
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->-- '''"A Terrible Shame, all Agreed" event card''', ''VideoGame/FallenLondon''

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->-- -->-- '''"A Terrible Shame, all Agreed" event card''', ''VideoGame/FallenLondon''
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->''An Irregular Scholar has passed on, reputedly from [[DeathByGluttony a surfeit of prunes]]. Given the [[DeathIsCheap transient nature of death]] in Fallen London, it must have been one hell of a surfeit. All agree it is a tragedy.''
->--'''"A Terrible Shame, all Agreed" event card''', ''VideoGame/FallenLondon''

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->''An -> ''An Irregular Scholar has passed on, reputedly from [[DeathByGluttony a surfeit of prunes]]. Given the [[DeathIsCheap transient nature of death]] in Fallen London, it must have been one hell of a surfeit. All agree it is a tragedy.''
->--'''"A ->-- '''"A Terrible Shame, all Agreed" event card''', ''VideoGame/FallenLondon''
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->''An Irregular Scholar has passed on, reputedly from a surfeit of prunes. Given the transient nature of death in Fallen London, it must have been one hell of a surfeit. All agree it is a tragedy.''

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->''An Irregular Scholar has passed on, reputedly from [[DeathByGluttony a surfeit of prunes. prunes]]. Given the [[DeathIsCheap transient nature of death death]] in Fallen London, it must have been one hell of a surfeit. All agree it is a tragedy.''
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->''An Irregular Scholar has passed on, reputedly from a surfeit of prunes. Given the transient nature of death in Fallen London, it must have been one hell of a surfeit. All agree it is a tragedy.''
->--'''"A Terrible Shame, all Agreed" event card''', ''VideoGame/FallenLondon''
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-->-- '''Chicory''' after [[spoiler:the PlayerCharacter creates a brand-new magic brush]], ''VideoGame/ChicoryAColorfulTale''

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-->-- '''Chicory''' after [[spoiler:the PlayerCharacter creates a brand-new magic brush]], Magic Brush]], ''VideoGame/ChicoryAColorfulTale''
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-> ''What the heck... How did you... That's POSSIBLE?!''
-->-- '''Chicory''' after [[spoiler:the PlayerCharacter creates a brand-new magic brush]], ''VideoGame/ChicoryAColorfulTale''
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-> ''Just gotta go faster than the speed of light - far beyond the speed of light. You gotta break the rule, Barry, and you gotta do it now.''
-->-- '''Barry''', ''Film/ZackSnydersJusticeLeague''
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->''"Nothing is impossible, Franchise/{{Mario}}. Improbable, unlikely, but never impossible."''
-->-- '''Luigi''', ''Film/SuperMarioBros''
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'''Z Riser:''' [[GratuitousEnglish Zero Beyond! Geed! Belial Atrocious!]]\\

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'''Z Riser:''' [[GratuitousEnglish Zero Beyond! Geed! Belial Atrocious!]]\\Atrocious!]]

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'''Haruki:''' All at once!\ '''Haruki & Z:''' '''TAKE THIS!!!'''\\

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'''Haruki:''' All at once!\ once!\\
'''Haruki & Z:''' '''TAKE THIS!!!'''\\
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-> '''Ultraman Z:''' Greeza is active again! It's almost fused with [[Series/UltramanGeed Geed!]]\\
'''Haruki:''' Then let's save him! We can do it this time!\\
''(Z holds Haruki's hand and helps him push the Belial Atrocious medal into the [[TransformationTrinket Z Riser]])''\\
'''Haruki:''' Mr. Z?!\\
'''Z:''' Haruki! Let's work together and [[{{Determinator}} swallow the darkness!]]\\
''(Haruki and Z force the Belial Atrocious medal in the Z Riser)''\\
'''Haruki:''' All at once!\ '''Haruki & Z:''' '''TAKE THIS!!!'''\\
'''Z Riser:''' [[GratuitousEnglish Zero Beyond! Geed! Belial Atrocious!]]\\
-->-- ''Series/UltramanZ'', "[[Recap/UltramanZEp15AWarriorsDuty A Warrior's Duty]]"
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-->-- ''Discworld/TheLastHero''

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-->-- ''Discworld/TheLastHero''
''Literature/TheLastHero''
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-> ''Limits are meant to be broken.''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud Strife]]''', ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros''
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'''Jotaro:''' Don't give me that! You can call ''everything'' we've done on this journey impossible. I'm tire of hearing words like "impossible" or "futile"; they all mean nothing to us!

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'''Jotaro:''' Don't give me that! You can call ''everything'' we've done on this journey impossible. I'm tire tired of hearing words like "impossible" or "futile"; they all mean nothing to us!
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->'''Doctor 1:''' I-It's impossible! He has no pulse!\\
'''Doctor 2:''' His heart is stopped, which means it's impossible for blood to pump through his body!\\
'''Jotaro:''' Impossible? Our journey has been full of impossibilities. I'm sick and tired of hearing that things are "impossible" or "futile." It means nothing to us.

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->'''Doctor 1:''' I-It's It's impossible! He has no doesn't even have a pulse!\\
'''Doctor 2:''' His Right! Not to mention his heart is has stopped, which means it's impossible for we couldn't circulate his blood to pump through his body!\\
if we wanted to.\\
'''Jotaro:''' Impossible? Our Don't give me that! You can call ''everything'' we've done on this journey has been full of impossibilities. impossible. I'm sick and tired tire of hearing that things are words like "impossible" or "futile." It means "futile"; they all mean nothing to us.us!
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-->-- ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''

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-->-- ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''
''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''
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-> * Undyne suplexes a huge boulder, just because she can. \\
* Undyne suplexes ten huge boulders, just because she can. \\
* [[MindScrew Undyne suplexes herself]], just to prove nothing is impossible.
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''
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->''It's Obelisk The Tormentor! This can't be... when The Pharaoh left this realm so did the Egyptian God Cards... do my eyes deceive me? How did Kaiba make the impossible possible? And raise from the ancient beyond one of The Pharaoh's mightiest monsters?''
-->-- '''Aigami''', ''Anime/YuGiOhTheDarkSideOfDimensions''
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->'''Magnus''': My soul is ''back?'' No, that... that's impossible!
->'''The Emperor''': Absolutely impossible. [[GodEmperor Fortunately, I am the mother-fucking Emperor,]] so I can do that shit.
-->--''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->'''Marneus Calgar:''' [[SarcasmMode Congratulations.]] [[SuicideMission You once more managed to succeed, on an impossible mission...]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHERE YOU SHOULD'VE DIED!]]''''' You went straight through a literal hellscape, containing legions upon legions of eldritch abominations, and some of the most elite Chaos Space Marines the enemy would have to offer, that even the greatest of warriors would perish to. '''BUT NO!''' You succeeded because you were trained by '''''the BOOK!''''' [[BigBookOfWar The holy codex]] of our ''Oh-so-wonderful I could '''SHIT MY POWER PANTS SPIRITUAL LIEGE!'''''
->'''Ultramarine:''' [[SarcasmBlind Yes indeed, my lord! We did it.]]
-->--''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''


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->'''Magnus''': ->'''Magnus:''' My soul is ''back?'' No, that... that's impossible!
->'''The Emperor''':
impossible!\\
'''The Emperor:'''
Absolutely impossible. [[GodEmperor Fortunately, I am the mother-fucking Emperor,]] so I can do that shit.
-->--''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->'''Marneus Calgar:''' [[SarcasmMode Congratulations.]] [[SuicideMission You once more managed to succeed, on an impossible mission...]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHERE YOU SHOULD'VE DIED!]]''''' You went straight through a literal hellscape, containing legions upon legions of eldritch abominations, and some of the most elite Chaos Space Marines the enemy would have to offer, that even the greatest of warriors would perish to. '''BUT NO!''' You succeeded because you were trained by '''''the BOOK!''''' [[BigBookOfWar The holy codex]] of our ''Oh-so-wonderful I could '''SHIT MY POWER PANTS SPIRITUAL LIEGE!'''''
->'''Ultramarine:'''
LIEGE!'''''\\
'''Ultramarine:'''
[[SarcasmBlind Yes indeed, my lord! We did it.]]
-->--''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

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->'''Marneus Calgar:''' [[SarcasmMode Congratulations.]] [[SuicideMission You once more managed to succeed, on an impossible mission...]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHERE YOU SHOULD'VE DIED!]]''''' You went straight through a literal hellscape, containing legions upon legions of eldritch abominations, and some of the most elite Chaos Space Marines the enemy would have to offer, that even the greatest of warriors would perish to. '''BUT NO!''' You succeeded because you were trained by '''''the BOOK!''''' [[BigBookOfWar The holy codex]] of our ''Oh-so-wonderful I could '''SHIT MY POWER PANTS SPIRITUAL LIEGE!'''''
->'''Ultramarine:''' [[SarcasmBlind Yes indeed, my lord! We did it.]]
-->--''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

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->'''Magnus''': My soul is ''back?'' No, that... that's impossible!
->'''The Emperor''': Absolutely impossible. [[GodEmperor Fortunately, I am the mother-fucking Emperor,]] so I can do that shit.
-->--''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

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->'''Thor:''' [[ThisCannotBe That's not impossible!]]\\
'''Hela:''' Darling, you have no idea what's possible.

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->'''Thor:''' [[ThisCannotBe That's not impossible!]]\\
possible!]]\\
'''Hela:''' Darling, you have no idea ''no idea'' what's possible.
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->''The probability of success for this mission was 0%. But, it seems theoretical calculations are meaningless when it comes to you guys.''
-->-- '''Lordgenome''', ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''
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->To be quite frank, this story cannot be described with any word(s) associated with/related to/have anything to do with anything positive in any way whatsoever. It is a waste of space, which is certainly saying something, taking into consideration the fact that it is posted online and therefore physically cannot actually take up space, much less be a waste of space... Please don't abuse such a wonderful thing by posting utter garbage. It's a disgrace.
-->--'''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1779974/Akumakami-Jada Akumakani Jada]]'''[='=]s review of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4633782/1/Timmy_makes_a_Wish Timmy makes a Wish]]''.
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->'''Hela:''' Darling, you have no idea what's possible.

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->'''Hela:''' '''Hela:''' Darling, you have no idea what's possible.

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->'''Thor''': ''[[ThisCannotBe That's not impossible!]]''
->'''Hela''': Darling, you have no idea what's possible.

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->'''Thor''': ''[[ThisCannotBe ->'''Thor:''' [[ThisCannotBe That's not impossible!]]''
->'''Hela''':
impossible!]]\\
->'''Hela:'''
Darling, you have no idea what's possible.


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->''The door of possibilities is still locked\\
Oh well, I'll break through the wall again''
-->--''Anime/DragonBallSuper'', "Limit Break X Survivor"
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->'''Thor''': ''[[ThisCannotBe That's not impossible!]]''
->'''Hela''': Darling, you have no idea what's possible.
-->--''Film/ThorRagnarok'', after Hela catches {{Mjolnir}} in one hand and then crushes it with ease.

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Yes, it sounds like it but it also sounds like a badass boast instead of a statement of fact.


->"I'm more violent than violence, more deadlier than death!"
-->-- '''Music/{{Megadeth}}''', "Prince of Darkness"

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->"I'm more violent than violence, more deadlier than death!"
-->-- '''Music/{{Megadeth}}''', "Prince of Darkness"

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-> ''Do the impossible, see the invisible''
-> ''Row, row, fight the power!''
-> ''Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable''
-> ''Row, row, fight the power!''
-->-- '''''Rap Is A Man's Soul''''', ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'-' insert song

->'''Doctor 1:''' I-It's impossible! He has no pulse!
->'''Doctor 2:''' His heart is stopped, which means it's impossible for blood to pump through his body!
->'''Jotaro:''' Impossible? Our journey has been full of impossibilities. I'm sick and tired of hearing that things are "impossible" or "futile." It means nothing to us.
-->-- [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders]]

->'''The Doctor:''' Ah, the security protocols are still live. There's no way to override them; it's impossible!
->'''River Song:''' How impossible?
->'''The Doctor:''' Two minutes.
-->-- Series/DoctorWho

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-> ''Do ->''Do the impossible, see the invisible''
->
invisible''\\
''Row, row, fight the power!''
->
power!''\\
''Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable''
->
unbreakable''\\
''Row, row, fight the power!''
-->-- '''''Rap "Rap Is A Man's Soul''''', ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'-' Soul", ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' insert song

->'''Doctor 1:''' I-It's impossible! He has no pulse!
->'''Doctor
pulse!\\
'''Doctor
2:''' His heart is stopped, which means it's impossible for blood to pump through his body!
->'''Jotaro:'''
body!\\
'''Jotaro:'''
Impossible? Our journey has been full of impossibilities. I'm sick and tired of hearing that things are "impossible" or "futile." It means nothing to us.
-->-- [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders]]

''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''

->'''The Doctor:''' Ah, the security protocols are still live. There's no way to override them; it's impossible!
->'''River
impossible!\\
'''River
Song:''' How impossible?
->'''The
impossible?\\
'''The
Doctor:''' Two minutes.
-->-- Series/DoctorWho
''Series/DoctorWho''



-->-- '''Marc Russel''', '''cracked.com''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html Five Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like A Pussy]]

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-->-- '''Marc Russel''', '''cracked.'''Cracked.com''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html Five Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like A Pussy]]



-->-- '''''TabletopGame/{{Nobilis}}'''''

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-->-- '''''TabletopGame/{{Nobilis}}'''''
''TabletopGame/{{Nobilis}}''



--> '''Billie Holiday''', '''''Crazy He Calls Me'''''

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--> -->-- '''Billie Holiday''', '''''Crazy "Crazy He Calls Me'''''
Me"



-->--'''Michael Garcia''', '''''Literature/TheImpossibleMan'''''

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-->--'''Michael Garcia''', '''''Literature/TheImpossibleMan'''''
''Literature/TheImpossibleMan''



-->-- '''Mwu La Flaga''', '''''Anime/MobileSuitGundamSeed'''''

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-->-- '''Mwu La Flaga''', '''''Anime/MobileSuitGundamSeed'''''
''Anime/MobileSuitGundamSeed''



-->-- '''Captain Jean-Luc Picard''', '''''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'''''

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-->-- '''Captain Jean-Luc Picard''', '''''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'''''
''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''



-->-- '''Thane Krios to [[PlayerCharacter Commander Shepard]]''', '''''Videogame/MassEffect2'''''

->'''Isabella''': Hey guys. [[CatchPhrase Whatcha doin'?]]
->'''Phineas''': We're fixing this time machine.
->'''Isabella''': Isn't that kind of impossible?
->'''Phineas''': That's a possibility.
-->-- '''''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''''', "It's About Time!"

->'''Black Mage''': So, you want us to build a thing that's the size of everything using nothing.
->'''Red Mage''': Yes.
->'''Black Mage''': '''Twice'''.
->'''Red Mage''':Yes.
-->-- '''''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''''', "Episode 1150: Stuck In The Middle With You"

->'''Rainbow Dash''': Most people thought the Sonic Rainboom was just an old mare's tale but on that day, the day I discovered racing, I proved that the legends were true; I made the impossible happen!
-->-- '''''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''''', "Sonic Rainboom"

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-->-- '''Thane Krios to [[PlayerCharacter Commander Shepard]]''', '''''Videogame/MassEffect2'''''

''Videogame/MassEffect2''

->'''Isabella''': Hey guys. [[CatchPhrase Whatcha doin'?]]
->'''Phineas''':
doin'?]]\\
'''Phineas''':
We're fixing this time machine.
->'''Isabella''':
machine.\\
'''Isabella''':
Isn't that kind of impossible?
->'''Phineas''':
impossible?\\
'''Phineas''':
That's a possibility.
-->-- '''''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "It's About Time!"

->'''Black Mage''': So, you want us to build a thing that's the size of everything using nothing.
->'''Red
nothing.\\
'''Red Mage''': Yes.\\
'''Black Mage''': '''Twice'''.\\
'''Red
Mage''': Yes.
->'''Black Mage''': '''Twice'''.
->'''Red Mage''':Yes.
-->-- '''''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', "Episode 1150: Stuck In The Middle With You"

->'''Rainbow Dash''': Most ->''"Most people thought the Sonic Rainboom was just an old mare's tale but on that day, the day I discovered racing, I proved that the legends were true; I made the impossible happen!
happen!"''
-->-- '''''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''''', '''Rainbow Dash''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "Sonic Rainboom"



->'''Vetinari''': Apprentices? But I can see to it that the finest craftsmen --
->'''Leonard da Quirm''': Not craftsmen, my lord. I have no use for people who have learned the limits of the possible.
-->-- '''''Discworld/TheLastHero'''''

->'''Deus''':"Power without a purpose is meaningless and worthless. A purpose that is firm can change the impossible to the possible."
-->-- '''VideoGame/AsurasWrath'''

-> ''We were told you'd been fatally wounded!''
-> ''Yes, I'd been told that as well. I chose to ignore it and continue living.''

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->'''Vetinari''': Apprentices? But I can see to it that the finest craftsmen --
->'''Leonard
--\\
'''Leonard
da Quirm''': Not craftsmen, my lord. I have no use for people who have learned the limits of the possible.
-->-- '''''Discworld/TheLastHero'''''

->'''Deus''':"Power
''Discworld/TheLastHero''

->''"Power
without a purpose is meaningless and worthless. A purpose that is firm can change the impossible to the possible."
"''
-->-- '''VideoGame/AsurasWrath'''

'''Deus''', ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''

-> ''We were told you'd been fatally wounded!''
->
wounded!''\\
''Yes, I'd been told that as well. I chose to ignore it and continue living.''



->'''Rainbow Dash''': ''“Yeah, she said that storm cloud violated a bunch of physical laws or something, techy stuff. Heh! The Doctor’s probably blithering on about some stupid sciency thing and she’s probably just eating it up with a spoon!”''
-->--'''Fanfic/TimeLordsAndTerror'''

-> He [Superman] can see at a sub-atomic level and '''hear through the vacum of space''', ''SOMEHOW''. He can even '''see your SOUL'''.
-> He is capable of strategic fighting even '''while traveling 8 times the speed of light.'''
-
-> ...He managed to become the true Superman, capable of amazing feats.
-> Yeah like when he managed to stop a F5 Tornado with '''a round of applause.'''
-> Or when he was the filling for a planet-sandwich.
-> Or held a mini-black-hole in his hand.
-> Or the time he dragged the freaking Earth around!
-> Superman has survived some pretty crazy things, like when Coldcast hit him with '''15 Supernovas TO THE FACE.'''
-> Exaggeration? Maybe… But he has survived other supernovas before.
-> Superman’s power is INSANE, he can even patch up '''holes in reality''' just with his own '''static electricity'''

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->'''Rainbow Dash''': ''“Yeah, ->''"Yeah, she said that storm cloud violated a bunch of physical laws or something, techy stuff. Heh! The Doctor’s probably blithering on about some stupid sciency thing and she’s probably just eating it up with a spoon!”''
-->--'''Fanfic/TimeLordsAndTerror'''

-> He
spoon!"''
-->--'''Rainbow Dash''', ''Fanfic/TimeLordsAndTerror''

->He
[Superman] can see at a sub-atomic level and '''hear through the vacum of space''', ''SOMEHOW''. He can even '''see your SOUL'''.
->
SOUL'''.\\
He is capable of strategic fighting even '''while traveling 8 times the speed of light.'''
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-> ...
'''\\
...
He managed to become the true Superman, capable of amazing feats.
->
feats.\\
Yeah like when he managed to stop a F5 Tornado with '''a round of applause.'''
->
'''\\
Or when he was the filling for a planet-sandwich.
->
planet-sandwich.\\
Or held a mini-black-hole in his hand.
->
hand.\\
Or the time he dragged the freaking Earth around!
->
around!\\
Superman has survived some pretty crazy things, like when Coldcast hit him with '''15 Supernovas TO THE FACE.'''
->
'''\\
Exaggeration? Maybe… But he has survived other supernovas before.
->
before.\\
Superman’s power is INSANE, he can even patch up '''holes in reality''' just with his own '''static electricity'''electricity'''.



->He Man has moved mountains, reversed a tornado, ran in circles fast enough to create a vacuum
->Dafuq!?
->And dug to the center of the planet using only a broken stalagmite.
->Da double fuq!?
->He even shattered photanium, the strongest metal in his universe, when even his closest friends thought it would be too much for him.
->And he traded blows with Superman, you know that one guy who can move entire planets?
->Well he's not THAT strong but he managed to push a moon once, or ''twice.''

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->He Man has moved mountains, reversed a tornado, ran in circles fast enough to create a vacuum
->Dafuq!?
->And
vacuum.\\
Dafuq!?\\
And
dug to the center of the planet using only a broken stalagmite.
->Da
stalagmite.\\
Da
double fuq!?
->He
fuq!?\\
He
even shattered photanium, the strongest metal in his universe, when even his closest friends thought it would be too much for him.
->And
him.\\
And
he traded blows with Superman, you know that one guy who can move entire planets?
->Well
planets?\\
Well
he's not THAT strong but he managed to push a moon once, or ''twice.''



->One day Superman was hanging out near Vega, the brightest star in the Lyra constellation.
->For the record, that's 25 light years from Earth, or 147 trillion miles.
->Naturally a crisis occurred on Earth, so Superman's photographer buddy Jimmy activated his signal watch, calling for Superman's aid. And Superman arrived ''in a matter of minutes!''
->Being a comic book, the time Superman took getting to Earth is unspecified. However, the comic never mentioned or implied any large time lapse and he arrived as the battle was ending. Even if we seriously low ball this feat to taking ten minutes, Superman would be traveling over 800 trillion miles per hour, ''over a million times the speed of light.''
->But more impressively, Jimmy's signal watch operates by emitting a high frequency sound only Superman can hear. Which means '''Superman heard the signal in the vacuum of space 25 light years away.''' That is physically impossible, except for Superman.
->Hohoho, you want impossible? How about the time he lifted Spectre off the ground? A guy literally made up of eternity! No, not insane enough for you? Well then how about the time Superman lifted up a book of infinite pages? That's right! '''Superman lifted both Eternity and Infinity!'''

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->One day Superman was hanging out near Vega, the brightest star in the Lyra constellation.
->For
constellation.\\
For
the record, that's 25 light years from Earth, or 147 trillion miles.
->Naturally
miles.\\
Naturally
a crisis occurred on Earth, so Superman's photographer buddy Jimmy activated his signal watch, calling for Superman's aid. And Superman arrived ''in a matter of minutes!''
->Being
minutes!''\\
Being
a comic book, the time Superman took getting to Earth is unspecified. However, the comic never mentioned or implied any large time lapse and he arrived as the battle was ending. Even if we seriously low ball this feat to taking ten minutes, Superman would be traveling over 800 trillion miles per hour, ''over a million times the speed of light.''
->But
''\\
But
more impressively, Jimmy's signal watch operates by emitting a high frequency sound only Superman can hear. Which means '''Superman heard the signal in the vacuum of space 25 light years away.''' That is physically impossible, except for Superman.
->Hohoho,
Superman.\\
Hohoho,
you want impossible? How about the time he lifted Spectre off the ground? A guy literally made up of eternity! No, not insane enough for you? Well then how about the time Superman lifted up a book of infinite pages? That's right! '''Superman lifted both Eternity and Infinity!'''



->"Hey, so, I can't sense power levels, but I can feel ''that.'' Does that mean anything?"
->"We're '''f$%ked!'''"
-->-- '''Bulma''' and '''Piccolo''', when Cell obtains maximum power, ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

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->"Hey, ->'''Bulma:''' Hey, so, I can't sense power levels, but I can feel ''that.'' Does that mean anything?"
->"We're '''f$%ked!'''"
anything?\\
'''Piccolo:''' We're '''f$%ked!'''
-->-- '''Bulma''' and '''Piccolo''', when ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', after Cell obtains maximum power, ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
power

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