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-->--''WesternAnimation/BooBoomTheLongWayHome'', ''The Armoured Train''.

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-->--''WesternAnimation/BooBoomTheLongWayHome'', ''The Armoured Train''.Train''.

->''You're never gonna find [UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden]. You're looking for a bearded man in a country where you ''have to have a beard''. What are you gonna do? Arrest everyone with a beard, and then arrest everyone who shaved, 'cause they're in disguise?''
-->-- '''Al Murray the Pub Landlord''' to an American audience member at the Just for Laughs festival (sometime before they actually ''did'' find bin Laden, obviously).
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-->--'''ComicBook/LuckyLuke''', ''Doc Doxey's Elixi''.

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-->--'''Frank Burly''', ''The Time Machine Did It''

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-->--'''Frank Burly''', ''The Time Machine Did It''It''

->''Holy smokes!! That fellah is none other than Doc Doxey, shaved so no one would recognize him!!''
-->--'''ComicBook/LuckyLuke''', ''Doc Doxey's Elixi''.

->'''Soldier #1''': ''Could it be him?''
->'''Soldier #2''': ''The description said he had a thick beard, I think. But a beard can always be shaved off''.
-->--''WesternAnimation/BooBoomTheLongWayHome'', ''The Armoured Train''.
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->''I continued my investigations the next day, but more warily now, disguising myself by starting to grow a mustache. Surprisingly, this didn't help. It's like they didn't look at my upper lip at all.''
-->--'''Frank Burly''', ''The Time Machine Did It''

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