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->''You know what the most dangerous thing in America is, right? Nigga with a library card.''
-->-- '''Brother Mouzone''', ''Series/TheWire''
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->"Next we need a bookworm adventurer who can say "brains" and "guts" in twenty-seven languages."
-->-- ''Series/StargateSG1'', "200"
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->''So, the biggest, most important fight of my life walks away and sends in the world's strongest Bookworm!''
-->-- '''Mr. Perfect Cell talking about Gohan''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

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->'''Bogs:''' Now, I'm gonna open my fly and you're gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow. And after you swallow mine you're gonna swallow Rooster's, cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it.\\
'''Andy:''' Anything you put in my mouth you're gonna lose.\\
'''Bogs:''' Naw, you don't understand. You do that and I'll put all eight inches of steel in your ear.\\
'''Andy:''' All right. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victim's jaws open with a crowbar.\\
'''Bogs:''' ''[unnerved]'' Where do you get this shit?\\
'''Andy:''' I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?
-->-- ''Film/TheShawshankRedemption''
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I'm a scientist with a shotgun. I'm unstoppabl

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I'm ->I'm a scientist with a shotgun. I'm unstoppablunstoppable!
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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind'': Episode 10

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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind'': ''WebVideo/FreemansMind'': Episode 10



-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind'': Episode 23

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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind'': ''WebVideo/FreemansMind'': Episode 23



-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind'': Episode 64

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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind'': ''WebVideo/FreemansMind'': Episode 64
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->Can your government employees do ''this?''

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->Can ->''Can your government employees do ''this?''''this?''''



->[Yinsen] has a Ph.D in '''[[LetsGetDangerous killing you]]'''!

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->[Yinsen] ->''[Yinsen] has a Ph.D in '''[[LetsGetDangerous killing you]]'''!you]]'''!''



->Let's face it, not everyone is cut out to be me. I'm a physics-crunching ''badass''. I'm the complete package.
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind: Episode 10''

->I graduated MIT! My diploma is worth more than your life!
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind: Episode 23''

->I'm a scientist with a shotgun. I'm unstoppable.
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind: Episode 64''

->Gordon Freeman saved my life!\\

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->Let's ->''Let's face it, not everyone is cut out to be me. I'm a physics-crunching ''badass''. I'm the complete package.
package.''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind: ''Machinima/FreemansMind'': Episode 10''

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->''I
graduated MIT! My diploma is worth more than your life!
life!''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind: ''Machinima/FreemansMind'': Episode 23''

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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind: ''Machinima/FreemansMind'': Episode 64''

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->''Gordon
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Despite looking like a geography teacher

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Despite looking like a geography teacherteacher''



->He's like the band geek you made fun of in high school... until you found out he's an expert in some obscure martial art form.

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->He's ->''He's like the band geek you made fun of in high school... until you found out he's an expert in some obscure martial art form.''



-> "Let me give you one piece of advice. Take it for what you will. Piss off terrorists, piss off mobsters, piss off your president if you wish. But never ''ever'' piss off a microbiologist."

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-> "Let ''"Let me give you one piece of advice. Take it for what you will. Piss off terrorists, piss off mobsters, piss off your president if you wish. But never ''ever'' piss off a microbiologist.""''



->That's the trouble with monsters. No [[WeakButSkilled theoretical vigor]]. No one ever made you iron out your fundamentals, did they? If they had, you certainly wouldn't fall for [[WizardDuel this]]... ''[pause for more asskicking]'' [[InstantArmor Fergus' Spectral Armory!]] Like it? Do you? Very basic principles. Second Year stuff! But then you never bothered with school, did you, [[spoiler: Martin?]] You wouldn't have lasted an hour at [[WizardingSchool Brakebills]]!

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->That's ->''That's the trouble with monsters. No [[WeakButSkilled theoretical vigor]]. No one ever made you iron out your fundamentals, did they? If they had, you certainly wouldn't fall for [[WizardDuel this]]... ''[pause for more asskicking]'' [[InstantArmor Fergus' Spectral Armory!]] Like it? Do you? Very basic principles. Second Year stuff! But then you never bothered with school, did you, [[spoiler: Martin?]] You wouldn't have lasted an hour at [[WizardingSchool Brakebills]]!Brakebills]]!''
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-->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7cBFuEFSoo Gordon Freeman Saved My Life!]]"


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-->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7cBFuEFSoo com/watch?v=qMUyjvXpMV0 Gordon Freeman Saved My Life!]]"

Life!]]"
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->'''Vikenti:''' No. I'm not a warrior. I'm just a librarian. I only catalogue the legends of warriors and such.\\
'''Morena:''' And yet, you still pushed on. Your profession may be different, but the fire of a warrior surged through your veins.
-->-- ''VideoGame/NocturneInYellow''

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->That's the trouble with monsters. No [[WeakButSkilled theoretical vigor]]. No one ever made you iron out your fundamentals, did they? If they had, you certainly wouldn't fall for [[WizardDuel this]]... ''[pause for more asskicking]'' [[InstantArmor Fergus' Spectral Armory!]] Like it? Do you? Very basic principles. Second Year stuff! But then you never bothered with school, did you, [[spoiler: Martin?]] You wouldn't have lasted an hour at [[WizardingSchool Brakebills]]!
-->--'''Alice,''' ''Literature/TheMagicians''
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-->-- '''Mike Nelson''', ''Film/IronMan'' Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}

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-->-- '''Mike Nelson''', ''Film/IronMan'' ''Film/IronMan1'' Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}
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->''[[PreAsskickingLine I've found the winning formula!]]''

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->''[[PreAsskickingLine ->''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner I've found the winning formula!]]''
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->''[[PreAsskickingLine I've found the winning formula!]]''
-->--'''Sento Kiryu''', ''Series/KamenRiderBuild''
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->'''Holmes:''' You’re not a soldier. You are a doctor.
->'''Watson:''' No, an ''Army'' doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body, while naming them.

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->'''Holmes:''' You’re not a soldier. You are a doctor.
->'''Watson:'''
doctor.\\
'''Watson:'''
No, an ''Army'' doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body, while naming them.



->'''Drogan''': "I am Drogan, and you are?"
->'''Titus''': "Captain Titus of the Ultramarines. [[BigDamnHeroes We received your distress call]], [[SubvertedTrope but]] [[TheCavalryArrivesLate you seem to have weathered the enemy assault]].
->'''Drogan''': "I am soldier and scientist ''both'', Captain."

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->'''Drogan''': "I I am Drogan, and you are?"
->'''Titus''': "Captain
are?\\
'''Titus''': Captain
Titus of the Ultramarines. [[BigDamnHeroes We received your distress call]], [[SubvertedTrope but]] [[TheCavalryArrivesLate you seem to have weathered the enemy assault]].
->'''Drogan''': "I
assault]].\\
'''Drogan''': I
am soldier and scientist ''both'', Captain."



->'''Introduction:''' "Ah, you timed your arrival well. I've just finished reading a book, you see. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Lucian. I am a user of the Psychic type. I must say, you've already proven yourself to be outstanding by coming this far. They say I am the toughest of the Elite Four. I'm afraid I will have to go all out against you to live up to that reputation."\\
'''After being defeated:''' "I'll be reading books until the next challenger arrives. That will calm my nerves, so that I may deal with all situations without panicking."

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->'''Introduction:''' "Ah, Ah, you timed your arrival well. I've just finished reading a book, you see. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Lucian. I am a user of the Psychic type. I must say, you've already proven yourself to be outstanding by coming this far. They say I am the toughest of the Elite Four. I'm afraid I will have to go all out against you to live up to that reputation."\\
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'''After being defeated:''' "I'll I'll be reading books until the next challenger arrives. That will calm my nerves, so that I may deal with all situations without panicking."
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->''My eleventh [=PhD=] is in Applied Ass-Kicking!''
-->-- '''The Engineer''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
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->''That's my bread and butter you're fucking with.''
-->-- Dethklok financial officer '''Charles Offdensen''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}''
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-->-- ''Film/SherlockHolmes''

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-->-- ''Film/SherlockHolmes''
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->'''Holmes:''' You’re not a soldier. You are a doctor.
->'''Watson:''' No, an ''Army'' doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body, while naming them.
-->-- ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'', "The Abominable Bride"
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->''I was a scientific advisor attached to the military, except when I was a soldier sent on a scientific mission.''
-->-- '''Jim [=McCarthy=]''', ''Literature/TheWarAgainstTheChtorr''.
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-->-- ''Film/IronMan'' Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}

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-->-- '''Mike Nelson''', ''Film/IronMan'' Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}

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