History Quotes / BadBoss

7th Oct '16 10:33:19 PM YamiVizziniX
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->'''Peter''': Alva... there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary who's been here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there ''was'' someone here who was here just ''one day'' longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as ''you'' were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job, sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to. Or I'll fire you, do you understand? Do you?... Good.... Then there's no problem then. Is there?

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->'''Peter''': Alva... there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary who's been here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there ''was'' someone here who was here just ''one day'' longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as ''you'' were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job, sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to. Or I'll fire you, do you understand? Do you?... you?
->'''Alva''': ...Yes.
->'''Peter''':
Good.... Then there's no problem then. Is there?
7th Oct '16 10:29:18 PM YamiVizziniX
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->'''Peter''': Alva... there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary who's been here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there ''was'' someone here who was here just one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job, sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to. Or I'll fire you, do you understand? Do you?... Good.... Then there's no problem then. Is there?

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->'''Peter''': Alva... there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary who's been here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there ''was'' someone here who was here just one day ''one day'' longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you ''you'' were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job, sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to. Or I'll fire you, do you understand? Do you?... Good.... Then there's no problem then. Is there?
5th Oct '16 1:10:40 PM njein123
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-->-- '''Gabbar Singh''' to three of his henchmen, ''Bollywood/Sholay''

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-->-- '''Gabbar Singh''' to three of his henchmen, ''Bollywood/Sholay''
''Bollywood/{{Sholay}}''
5th Oct '16 1:10:04 PM njein123
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-->-- '''Gabbar Singh''' to three of his henchmen, ''Film/Sholay''

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-->-- '''Gabbar Singh''' to three of his henchmen, ''Film/Sholay''
''Bollywood/Sholay''
5th Oct '16 1:08:57 PM njein123
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'''Gabbar:''' Hmm. Two men. ''[stops pacing and suddenly turns to them]'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU SONS OF BITCHES!]]''' ''[calms down]'' They were two, and you three. Yet you returned... empty handed? What did you think of? That I'll be happy? That I'll praise you? '''SHAME ON YOU!''' ''[calms down, then turns to Samba]'' Hey, Sambha... how much money has the government put on my head?\\
->'''Samba:''' 50,000.\\
->'''Gabbar:''' You heard? A full 50,000. And this has been put on my head because even in far-flung villages, when a child cries in the middle of the night, their mother tells them "Son, go to sleep. Sleep or Gabbar Singh will arrive". And ''these three bastards,'' they've tarnished my name! You will be punished for this. ''Rest assured, you will!'' ''[goes to a henchman and asks for his pistol]'' How many bullets does this gun have? ''How many?''\\
->'''Henchman:''' Six, sir.\\
->'''Gabbar:''' Six. Six bullets. This gun has six bullets. Six bullets for three men. '''This is injustice!''' ''[fires three rounds in the air]'' It's fine. Now it's fine. Now three chambers have bullets while the other three are empty. Then I'll roll it. ''[rolls the chamber]'' Now where are the bullets, where they aren't, I don't know. ''[[SuddenlyShouting I don't know anything!]]'' This pistol now contains three lives, and three deaths. Let's see who gets what. ''[put the gun behind one of his mooks, and presses the trigger, but nothing happens]'' The bastard's spared. ''[does the same thing to another mook, but nothing happens]'' He too is spared. ''[points the gun at Kaalia]'' What will happen to you, Kaliya?\\
->'''Kaalia:''' Sir, I've been a faithful supporter of yours, sir.\\
->'''Gabbar:''' Now, eat the bullet. ''[the gun clicks, but nothing happens]'' This is strange. ''[suddenly bursts laughing]'' These three got spared! These three... these bastards didn't get a bullet... ''[soon all of Gabbar's henchmen burst into laughter, including the three mooks]'' They... they got spared! ''[they continue laughing, until the three mooks turn to Gabbar, who abruptly kills them while the other henchmen stop laughing. He then looks around at them, sending a DeathGlare.]'' He who is afraid is dead. ''[spits at the ground]'' When is Holi? When is it? ''When?''\\

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'''Gabbar:''' Hmm. Two men. ''[stops pacing and suddenly turns to them]'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU SONS OF BITCHES!]]''' ''[calms down]'' They were two, and you three. Yet you returned... empty handed? What did you think of? That I'll be happy? That I'll praise you? '''SHAME ON YOU!''' ''[calms down, then turns to Samba]'' Hey, Sambha... how much money has the government put on my head?\\
head?
->'''Samba:''' 50,000.\\
50,000.
->'''Gabbar:''' You heard? A full 50,000. And this has been put on my head because even in far-flung villages, when a child cries in the middle of the night, their mother tells them "Son, go to sleep. Sleep or Gabbar Singh will arrive". And ''these three bastards,'' they've tarnished my name! You will be punished for this. ''Rest assured, you will!'' ''[goes to a henchman and asks for his pistol]'' How many bullets does this gun have? ''How many?''\\
many?''
->'''Henchman:''' Six, sir.\\
sir.
->'''Gabbar:''' Six. Six bullets. This gun has six bullets. Six bullets for three men. '''This is injustice!''' ''[fires three rounds in the air]'' It's fine. Now it's fine. Now three chambers have bullets while the other three are empty. Then I'll roll it. ''[rolls the chamber]'' Now where are the bullets, where they aren't, I don't know. ''[[SuddenlyShouting I don't know anything!]]'' This pistol now contains three lives, and three deaths. Let's see who gets what. ''[put the gun behind one of his mooks, and presses the trigger, but nothing happens]'' The bastard's spared. ''[does the same thing to another mook, but nothing happens]'' He too is spared. ''[points the gun at Kaalia]'' What will happen to you, Kaliya?\\
Kaliya?
->'''Kaalia:''' Sir, I've been a faithful supporter of yours, sir.\\
sir.
->'''Gabbar:''' Now, eat the bullet. ''[the gun clicks, but nothing happens]'' This is strange. ''[suddenly bursts laughing]'' These three got spared! These three... these bastards didn't get a bullet... ''[soon all of Gabbar's henchmen burst into laughter, including the three mooks]'' They... they got spared! ''[they continue laughing, until the three mooks turn to Gabbar, who abruptly kills them while the other henchmen stop laughing. He then looks around at them, sending a DeathGlare.]'' He who is afraid is dead. ''[spits at the ground]'' When is Holi? When is it? ''When?''\\''When?''
5th Oct '16 1:08:30 PM njein123
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->'''Gabbar:''' ''[pacing back and forth]'' How many men were there?
->'''Kaalia:''' ''[stammers]'' Two, sir.\\
'''Gabbar:''' Hmm. Two men. ''[stops pacing and suddenly turns to them]'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU SONS OF BITCHES!]]''' ''[calms down]'' They were two, and you three. Yet you returned... empty handed? What did you think of? That I'll be happy? That I'll praise you? '''SHAME ON YOU!''' ''[calms down, then turns to Samba]'' Hey, Sambha... how much money has the government put on my head?\\
->'''Samba:''' 50,000.\\
->'''Gabbar:''' You heard? A full 50,000. And this has been put on my head because even in far-flung villages, when a child cries in the middle of the night, their mother tells them "Son, go to sleep. Sleep or Gabbar Singh will arrive". And ''these three bastards,'' they've tarnished my name! You will be punished for this. ''Rest assured, you will!'' ''[goes to a henchman and asks for his pistol]'' How many bullets does this gun have? ''How many?''\\
->'''Henchman:''' Six, sir.\\
->'''Gabbar:''' Six. Six bullets. This gun has six bullets. Six bullets for three men. '''This is injustice!''' ''[fires three rounds in the air]'' It's fine. Now it's fine. Now three chambers have bullets while the other three are empty. Then I'll roll it. ''[rolls the chamber]'' Now where are the bullets, where they aren't, I don't know. ''[[SuddenlyShouting I don't know anything!]]'' This pistol now contains three lives, and three deaths. Let's see who gets what. ''[put the gun behind one of his mooks, and presses the trigger, but nothing happens]'' The bastard's spared. ''[does the same thing to another mook, but nothing happens]'' He too is spared. ''[points the gun at Kaalia]'' What will happen to you, Kaliya?\\
->'''Kaalia:''' Sir, I've been a faithful supporter of yours, sir.\\
->'''Gabbar:''' Now, eat the bullet. ''[the gun clicks, but nothing happens]'' This is strange. ''[suddenly bursts laughing]'' These three got spared! These three... these bastards didn't get a bullet... ''[soon all of Gabbar's henchmen burst into laughter, including the three mooks]'' They... they got spared! ''[they continue laughing, until the three mooks turn to Gabbar, who abruptly kills them while the other henchmen stop laughing. He then looks around at them, sending a DeathGlare.]'' He who is afraid is dead. ''[spits at the ground]'' When is Holi? When is it? ''When?''\\
-->-- '''Gabbar Singh''' to three of his henchmen, ''Film/Sholay''
4th Oct '16 3:08:58 PM YamiVizziniX
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->'''Peter Loew''': So. Why, uhhh... why do you have your coat on?
->'''Alva Restrepo''': Well, I'm, I'm leaving, it's 5:00.

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->'''Peter Loew''': ->'''[[Creator/NicolasCage Peter Loew]]''': So. Why, uhhh... why do you have your coat on?
->'''Alva Restrepo''': ->'''[[Creator/MariaConchitaAlonso Alva Restrepo]]''': Well, I'm, I'm leaving, it's 5:00.



->'''Peter''': ''Awww.''

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->'''Peter''': ''Awww.''''[[SarcasmMode Awww.]]''
20th Sep '16 9:01:53 AM YamiVizziniX
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->'''Peter''': Alva... there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary who's been here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there ''was'' someone here who was here just one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job, sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to. Or I'll fire you do, you understand? Do you?... Good.... Then there's no problem then. Is there?

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->'''Peter''': Alva... there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary who's been here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there ''was'' someone here who was here just one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job, sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to. Or I'll fire you do, you, do you understand? Do you?... Good.... Then there's no problem then. Is there?
20th Sep '16 7:52:26 AM YamiVizziniX
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->'''Peter Loew''': So. Why, uhhh... why do you have your coat on?
->'''Alva Restrepo''': Well, I'm, I'm leaving, it's 5:00.
->'''Peter''': Hmmm.... But you know, Alva, you still haven't found that contract yet, have you?
->'''Alva''': Mr. Loew, there are 15 ''Der Spiegel'' files. It's all I do all day, I mean, I-
->'''Peter''': But you haven't found it yet, Alva.... You know, don't you think it would be a good idea to stay late? Maybe work a little overtime?
->'''Alva''': My eyes are killing me.
->'''Peter''': ''Awww.''
->'''Alva''': Well, I was, I was also thinking today that maybe you could put somebody else on the job for a while. Or a, a-another secretary to help me out? I-I mean, you know, to make the job easier.
->'''Peter''': Alva... there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary who's been here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there ''was'' someone here who was here just one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job, sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to. Or I'll fire you do, you understand? Do you?... Good.... Then there's no problem then. Is there?
-->--''Film/VampiresKiss''
1st Aug '16 4:57:49 AM Awesomekid42
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-->-- ''WebVideo/PeanutButterGamer'', ''VideoGame/Spore''

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-->-- ''WebVideo/PeanutButterGamer'', ''VideoGame/Spore''
''VideoGame/{{Spore}}''
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