History Quotes / AvatarTheLastAirbender

->'''Aang''': "...Will you go penguin sledding with me?"

->'''Aang''': "''Everything'' freezes in there!"

->'''Katara''': "Let us leave!"\\
'''Bumi''': "Lettuce Leaf?"

->'''Aang''': "Don't worry, Sokka - where we're going, you won't ''need'' any pants!"

->'''Suki''': "All right. But you have to follow all of our traditions."\\
'''Sokka''': "Of course!"\\
'''Suki''': "[''Smiling.''] And I mean ''all'' of them."\\
'''Sokka''': "[''Embarrassed looking down at his wardrobe; He is wearing make up too.''] Do I really have to wear this?! It feels a little... [''Lower his arms in defeat.''] girly.\\
'''Suki''': "It's a warrior's uniform, you should be proud. [''Closeup of Sokka, the camera pans down to reveal the entire uniform close by.''] The silk threads symbolizes the brave blood that flows through our veins. The gold insignia represents the honor of the warrior's heart.\\
[''Cut back to a broader shot, Sokka looking more comfortable wearing "a dress." Aang passes by the front door looking in with interest while Sokka proudly erects himself.'']\\
'''Sokka''': [''Proudly.''] Bravery and honor.\\
-> '''Aang''': [''Popping in; smiling broadly.''] Hey Sokka! [''Sokka winces upon hearing his name and slants his eyes and shoulders in embarrassment.''] Nice dress! [''Runs off laughing.'']\\

->'''Sokka''': "I'm sorry, I treated you like a girl when I should be treating you like a warrior..."\\
'''Suki''': "I am a warrior. But I'm a girl too."

->'''Sokka''': "I don't care ''what'' Aunt Wu says, YOU ''HAVE'' TO TAKE A BATH SOMETIME!!"

->'''Zuko''': "If you find them I'll consider the damage to my ship paid for."\\
'''June''': "Heh. Forget it."\\
'''Iroh''': "Plus we'll pay your weight in gold!"\\
'''June''': "Make it ''your'' weight in gold and we got a deal."

->'''Aunt Wu''': "Care to learn your fortune, handome?"\\
'''Iroh''': [[FunnyAneurysmMoment "At my age there is only one surprise left, and I'd just as soon leave it a mystery."]]

->'''Zuko''': "For the last time, I'm ''not'' playing the tsungi horn."

->'''Oracle''': "You are wearing a ceremonial dress from each of the four bending nations! [...] Water! Earth! Fire! Air! FOUR ELEMENTS TOGETHER AS ONE!..."\\
'''Aang''': "[''Annoyed.'']...This is just ''mud''!"\\

-> '''Chong''': (sings) "Two lovers, forbidden from one another / A war divides their people / And a mountain divide them apart / Built a path to be together... (speaks) Yeah, I forget the next couple lines, but then it goes (sings) SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! Through the mountain, secret secret secret secret TUNNEL!"\\

'''Chong''': "Hey, I remember the last line now!" (plays) "''And diiiieeee....''"

->'''Katara''': ''(To Sokka)'' "Why's your forehead all red?"\\
'''Chong''': "Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you... ''I think that kid might be the Avatar.''"\\

'''Sokka''': "I feel like I've lost a part of my identity.. it's like, if you lost your arrow, or Katara lost her... [[BuffySpeak hair-loopies.]]"\\
'''Shopkeeper''': "Here you go, ponytail-guy."\\
'''Sokka''': (sigh) "I used to be boomerang-guy..."\\

'''Sokka''': "Boomerang!! You ''do'' always come back!"

->'''The Boulder''': "The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl."\\
'''Toph''': "Sounds to me like you're ''scared'', Boulder!"\\
'''The Boulder''': "The Boulder is ''over'' his conflicted feelings and is ready to bury you IN A ROCK-A-LANCHE!!"\\
'''Toph''': "Whenever you're ready, The Pebble!"

->'''Katara''': "You've been hallucinating off cactus juice all day, and now you just lick something stuck to the wall of a cave?!"\\
'''Sokka''': "I have a natural curiosity."

-> '''Aang''': "...Will you go penguin sledding with me?"

-> '''Aang''': "''Everything'' freezes in there!"

-> '''Katara''': "Let us leave!"
-> '''Bumi''': "Lettuce Leaf?"

-> '''Aang''': "Don't worry, Sokka - where we're going, you won't ''need'' any pants!"

-> '''Suki''': "All right. But you have to follow all of our traditions."
-> '''Sokka''': "Of course!"
-> '''Suki''': "[''Smiling.''] And I mean ''all'' of them."
-> '''Sokka''': "[''Embarrassed looking down at his wardrobe; He is wearing make up too.''] Do I really have to wear this?! It feels a little... [''Lower his arms in defeat.''] girly.
-> '''Suki''': "It's a warrior's uniform, you should be proud. [''Closeup of Sokka, the camera pans down to reveal the entire uniform close by.''] The silk threads symbolizes the brave blood that flows through our veins. The gold insignia represents the honor of the warrior's heart.
-> [''Cut back to a broader shot, Sokka looking more comfortable wearing "a dress." Aang passes by the front door looking in with interest while Sokka proudly erects himself.'']
-> '''Sokka''': [''Proudly.''] Bravery and honor.
-> '''Aang''': [''Popping in; smiling broadly.''] Hey Sokka! [''Sokka winces upon hearing his name and slants his eyes and shoulders in embarrassment.''] Nice dress! [''Run off laughing.'']

-> '''Sokka''': "I'm sorry, I treated you like a girl when I should be treating you like a warrior..."
-> '''Suki''': "I am a warrior. But I'm a girl too."

-> '''Sokka''': "I don't care ''what'' Aunt Wu says, YOU ''HAVE'' TO TAKE A BATH SOMETIME!!"

-> '''Zuko''': "If you find them I'll consider the damage to my ship paid for."\\

-> '''Aunt Wu''': "Care to learn your fortune, handome?"\\

-> '''Zuko''': "For the last time, I'm ''not'' playing the tsungi horn."

-> '''Warden''': Tell me exactly what you saw.\\

-> '''Soldier''': [''The soldier is pouring tea in a cup. Drops white food item into the teapot.''] This rare chi-enhancing tea is a natural stimulant. In an ordinary warrior, it improves strength and energy ten-fold. In you, it may induce the Avatar State.
-> '''Aang''': Ten-fold energy, huh? [''Aang drinks the tea, causing his eyebrows to twitch slightly. The camera pans downward to the same scene where Aang is riding rapidly on an air scooter, hyper from the energy boost.''] [''Quickly in a high-pitched voice.''] Is it working? Is it working? I can't tell! Somebody tell me if I'm in the Avatar State 'cause I don't have a good view of myself! Am I talking too loud?
-> '''Sokka''': [''Sitting on the floor, tired out and annoyed by Aang's actions.''] I guess he could talk the Fire Lord to death. [''Aang hits a pillar and falls backward.'']


-> '''Oracle''': "You are wearing a ceremonial dress from each of the four bending nations! [...] Water! Earth! Fire! Air! FOUR ELEMENTS TOGETHER AS ONE!..."
-> '''Aang''': "[''Annoyed.'']...This is just ''mud''!"
-> '''Oracle''': [''Quizically.''] So... do you feel anything?
-> ''Aang raises his finger, catching everyone's interest, only to sneeze, causing mud to fly everyehere, coating Fong, Katara and Sokka.''

-> '''Chong''': (sings) "Two lovers, forbidden from one another / A war divides their people / And a mountain divide them apart / Built a path to be together... (speaks) Yeah, I forget the next couple lines, but then it goes (sings) SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! Through the mountain, secret secret secret secret TUNNEL!"
-> [later]
-> '''Chong''': "Hey, I remember the last line now!" (plays) "''And diiiieeee....''"

-> '''Katara''': ''(To Sokka)'' "Why's your forehead all red?"
-> '''Chong''': "Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you... ''I think that kid might be the Avatar.''"
-> '''Sokka''': (facepalm, explaining the mark)

-> ("Avatar Day" opens with Sokka losing his boomerang in the Rough Rhinos attack)
-> '''Sokka''': "I feel like I've lost a part of my identity.. it's like, if you lost your arrow, or Katara lost her... [[BuffySpeak hair-loopies.]]"
-> '''Shopkeeper''': "Here you go, ponytail-guy."
-> '''Sokka''': (sigh) "I used to be boomerang-guy..."
-> (Near the end of the episode, Sokka finds his boomerang)
-> '''Sokka''': "Boomerang!! You ''do'' always come back!"

-> '''The Boulder''': "The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl."
-> '''Toph''': "Sounds to me like you're ''scared'', Boulder!"
-> '''The Boulder''': "The Boulder is ''over'' his conflicted feelings and is ready to bury you IN A ROCK-A-LANCHE!!"
-> '''Toph''': "Whenever you're ready, The Pebble!"

-> '''Katara''': "You've been hallucinating off cactus juice all day, and now you just lick something stuck to the wall of a cave?!"
-> '''Sokka''': "I have a natural curiosity."

-> '''Aang''': "I can't believe we forgot Toph can't write!"
-> '''Sokka''': "Yup, we're idiots."
-> '''Aang''': "I guess [[TimeForPlanB Plan B]] is, we send a note to Toph saying it's from Katara."
-> '''Sokka''': "I think we're gonna run into a similar problem."

-> '''Azula''': "My own mother thought I was a monster."
-> *Beat*
-> '''Azula''': "She was right, of course. But it still hurt."

-> '''Sokka''': "Great. So we'll just use your new dance moves and tapdance our way to victory over the Fire Lord."
-> '''Zuko''': "It's not a dance. It's a sacred Firebending form."
-> '''Katara''': "Oh yeah? And what is this 'sacred' firebending form called?"
-> '''Zuko''': "...the Dancing Dragon."

-> '''Sokka''': "Maybe sometimes it's just better to call it quits before you fail."
-> '''Zuko''': "No, it's not. Look Sokka, you are going to fail a lot before things work out."
-> '''Sokka''': "That's supposed to make me feel better?"
-> '''Zuko''': "Even though you'll probably fail over and over and over again . . ."
-> '''Sokka''': "Seriously, not helping."
-> '''Zuko''': ". . . You have to try every time. You can't quit because you are afraid you ''might'' fail!"

-> '''Warden''': "The prisoners are escaping! Guards! Capture them and throw them in the cooler!"
-> '''Guard''': "Uh, they ''are'' in a cooler, sir."
-> '''Warden''': "One that's ''bolted down'' and not ''floating in the water''!"

-> '''Azula''': "The thing I don't understand is why? Why would you do it? You know the consequences."
-> '''Mai''': "I guess you just don't know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. [[MachiavelliWasWrong I love Zuko more than I fear you.]]"

-> '''Guard''': "What are you ''doing''?!"
-> '''[[SugarAndIcePersonality Mai]]''': "Saving the jerk who dumped me."

-> '''Zuko''': "What are you doing here?"
-> '''Azula''': "You mean it's not obvious yet? [[AxCrazy I'm about to celebrate becoming an only child]]!"

-> '''Sokka''': [[SincerityMode "Oh, no! I knew this day would come!]] ''[[SeriousBusiness APPA ATE MOMO!"]]''
-> [...]
-> '''Zuko''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka."]]

-> '''Zuko''': "I suppose you were right. She didn't need revenge. Violence wasn't the answer."
-> '''Aang''': "It never is."
-> '''Zuko''': "Then I have a question for you: [[ArmorPiercingQuestion what will you do when you face my father?]]"

-> '''Chong''': (sings) "Two lovers, forbidden from one another / A war divides their people / And a mountain divide them apart... (speaks) Yeah, I forget the next couple lines, but then it goes (sings) SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! Through the mountain, secret secret secret secret TUNNEL!"

-> '''Chong''': (sings) "Two lovers, forbidded from one another / A war divides their people / And the mountains divide them apart... (speaks) I forget the next line but the chorus goes (sings) SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! Through the mountains, secret secret secret secret TUNNEL!"

-> '''Chong''': "Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you... but ''I think that kid might be the Avatar.''"

[[AC: Other]]

->Water, earth, fire, air.

->Long ago, the three books lived in harmony,

->Then, [[TakeThat everything changed]] when Creator/MNightShyamalan [[Film/TheLastAirbender attacked]].

->Only Michael Dante [=DiMartino=], Master of all three books, could stop him,

->But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

->Four years passed, and the internet has discovered the new Avatar, a waterbender named Korra.

->Although her bending skills are great, she has a lot to learn before she's ready to save anyone, but I believe, [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra Korra can save this show]].
-->--'''Youtube Comment'''

-> '''Aang''': "...Would you like to go penguin sledding with me?"

->Then, [[TakeThat everything changed]] when [[MNightShyamalan M. Night Shyamalan]] [[Film/TheLastAirbender attacked]].

'''Iroh''': [[FunnyAneurysmMoment "At my age there really is just one surprise left, and I'd rather let it remain a mystery."]]

->Then, everything changed when M. Night Shyamalan attacked.

->Although her bending skills are great, she has a lot to learn before she's ready to save anyone, but I believe, Korra can save this show.

-->--'''Youtube Comment'''

-> '''Wizard''': "You are wearing a ceremonial dress from each of the four bending nations! [...] Water! Earth! Fire! Air! FOUR ELEMENTS TOGETHER AS ONE!..."
-> '''Aang''': "...This is just ''mud''!"

-> (Near the end of the episode)

-> '''Sokka''': Boomerang!! You ''do'' always come back!

-> '''Azula''': My own mother thought I was a monster.

-> '''Azula''': She was right, of course. But it still hurt.

-> '''Bumi''': "Lettice Leaf?"

-> '''Bumi''': Lettice Leaf?

->Only Michael Dante DiMartino, Master of all three books, could stop him,

-->'''Youtube Comment'''

---> '''Youtube Comment'''

-> '''Youtube Comment''':

-> '''Zuko''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka."]]

-> '''Toph''': "Sounds to me like you're ''scared'' Boulder!"

-> '''Toph''': "Bring it on, The Pebble!"

->Aang: "...Would you like to go penguin sledding with me?"

->Aang: "''Everything'' freezes in there!"

-> Aang: "Don't worry, Sokka - where we're going, you won't ''need'' any pants!"

-> Sokka: "I'm sorry, I treated you like a girl when I should be treating you like a warrior..."
-> Suki: "I'm a warrior. (ShutUpKiss) But I'm a girl too."

-> Sokka: "I don't care ''what'' Aunt Wu says, YOU ''HAVE'' TO TAKE A BATH SOMETIME!!"

-> Zuko: "If you find them I'll consider the damage to my ship paid for."\\
June: "Heh. Forget it."\\
Iroh: "Plus we'll pay your weight in gold!"\\
June: "Make it ''your'' weight in gold and we got a deal."

-> Zuko: "For the last time, I'm ''not'' playing the tsungi horn."

-> Wizard: "You are wearing a ceremonial dress from each of the four bending nations! [...] Water! Earth! Fire! Air! FOUR ELEMENTS TOGETHER AS ONE!..."
-> Aang: "...This is just ''mud''!"

-> Chong: (sings) "Two lovers, forbidded from one another / A war divides their people / And the mountains divide them apart... (speaks) I forget the next line but the chorus goes (sings) SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! Through the mountains, secret secret secret secret TUNNEL!"

-> Chong: "Hey, I remember the last line now!" (plays) "''And diiiieeee....''"

-> Katara: "Sokka, how'd you get that mark on your forehead?"
-> Chong: "Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you... but ''I think that kid might be the Avatar.''"
-> Sokka: (facepalm, explaining the mark)

-> Sokka: "I feel like I've lost a part of my identity.. it's like, if you lost your arrow, or Katara lost her... [[BuffySpeak hair-loopies.]]"
-> Shopkeeper: "Here you go, ponytail-guy."
-> Sokka: (sigh) "I used to be boomerang-guy..."

-> The Boulder: "The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl."
-> Toph: "Sounds to me like you're ''scared'' Boulder!"
-> The Boulder: "The Boulder is ''over'' his conflicted feelings and is ready to bury you IN A ROCK-A-LANCHE!!"
-> Toph: "Bring it on, The Pebble!"

-> Katara: "You've been hallucinating off cactus juice all day, and now you just lick something stuck to the wall of a cave?!"
-> Sokka: "I have a natural curiosity."

-> Aang: "I can't believe we forgot Toph can't write!"
-> Sokka: "Yup, we're idiots."
-> Aang: "I guess [[TimeForPlanB Plan B]] is, we send a note to Toph saying it's from Katara."
-> Sokka: "I think we're gonna run into a similar problem."

-> Sokka: "Great. So we'll just use your new dance moves and tapdance our way to victory over the Fire Lord."
-> Zuko: "It's not a dance. It's a sacred Firebending form."
-> Katara: "Oh yeah? and what is this 'sacred' firebending form called?"
-> Zuko: "The Dancing Dragon."

-> Warden: "The prisoners are escaping! Guards! Capture them and throw them in the cooler!"
-> Redshirt: "Uh, they ''are'' in a cooler, sir."
-> Warden: "One that's ''bolted down'' and not ''floating in the water''!"

-> Guard: "What are you ''doing''?!"
-> [[SugarAndIcePersonality Mai]]: "Saving the jerk who dumped me."

-> Sokka: [[SincerityMode "Oh, no! I knew this day would come!]] ''[[SeriousBusiness APPA ATE MOMO!"]]''

-> Zuko: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka."]]