History Quotes / ArtisticLicenseStatistics

-->--''VideoGame/StoriesThePathOfDestinies''

-->--''VideoGame/StoriesThePathOfDestinies'', "The Sky Rover's Guide to the Galaxy" [[MultipleEndings ending]]

--> Someone had told him the odds didnt' change just because you'd had a streak of good luck. His gut told him that was wrong, though. And he always listened to his gut. On the other hand, 128 chances to win, but one of them, he'd destroy the universe. That seemed a bit serious.

-> He set up the [[LostSuperweapon Skyripper]], and let it warm up. He would bluff if he had to. Zenobia came out, flanked by a very daunting platoon of ravens.

-> "You won't actually use that," she said in that annoying [[FunnyAnimals "I know everything because I'm a cat, and you know nothing because you are a fox,"]] voice she had.

-> [[ILikeThoseOdds "I know the odds."]]

-> "Good! Because there's [[ApocalypseHow a real chance you could destroy the universe!]]"

-> "No, not the first time I use it. The odds are too low."

-> "What? No!"

-> "Yeah, sure. The first time, the odds are practically nothing. They only go up if I use it a bunch more times-"

-> "That's not how odds work! Didn't you pay attention in class?"

-> "Now surrender, or I'll use it, just once," he said.

-> "Don't!"

-> He felt sure the odds were with him. He had to go with his gut - that's what heroes do. "Fire!" he said. "Please?"

-> The Skyripper fired. With a tremendous whoosh, the Emperor's flagship went up in flames. It was awesome! And then he noticed...

-> There was a hole in the air. A blackness like a tear in a parchment. Wind was blowing into it, widening it.

-> It grew larger. And ever larger. Crates fell upwards into it. And the world itself seemed bent, like the reflection on a curved mirror, as it poured into the ravenous hole.

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-->-- ''DMOfTheRings'', [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1223 "Luck Thief"]]

->-- '''An Old Joke'''

-->--''TheDailyShow''

-->-- '''JonStewart''', on a [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-december-8-2009/gretchen-carlson-dumbs-down botched Fox News poll]]

-> Everyone knows the chances of a bomb being on a plane is a thousand to one. However, the chance of having two bombs on a plane is a million to one. So, logically, you should bring a bomb on the plane to guarantee your safety! Its foolproof!