History Quotes / ArtisticLicenseHistory

6th Jan '18 9:22:53 PM nombretomado
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->''"Did that stop UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln when he was outnumbered by the Redcoats on the D-Day? No. And when [[Music/LedZeppelin John Paul Jones]] and [[Music/TheBeatles Ringo]] ran out of tea in Boston, did that stop them from throwing their party? Of course not. Yes, my friends. I, [[TheJeffersons like]] UsefulNotes/{{George|Washington}} [[UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson Jefferson]] before me, cannot tell a lie."''

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->''"Did that stop UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln when he was outnumbered by the Redcoats on the D-Day? No. And when [[Music/LedZeppelin John Paul Jones]] and [[Music/TheBeatles Ringo]] ran out of tea in Boston, did that stop them from throwing their party? Of course not. Yes, my friends. I, [[TheJeffersons [[Series/TheJeffersons like]] UsefulNotes/{{George|Washington}} [[UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson Jefferson]] before me, cannot tell a lie."''
27th Dec '17 12:36:29 PM Beedle
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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S. Plinkett]]''' analysing ''Film/ThePhantomMenace''

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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S. Plinkett]]''' analysing ''Film/ThePhantomMenace''''Film/ThePhantomMenace''

->''"I've never read anything about Moloch being worshiped in Portugal, but that doesn't mean it never happened."''
-->-- '''[[Comicbook/{{Hellboy}} Mike Mignola]]'''
15th Jun '17 3:57:09 PM JulianLapostat
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-> ''He who would write about the French Resistance without romanticism and without even drawing upon the imagination is chained by his civic responsibilities. It is that a novel or a poem is less true, less vivid than an account of authentic happenings. i rather believe the contrary. But we are living in the midst of horror, surrounded by bloodshed. i have felt neither the right nor the strength to go beyond the simplicity of the chronicle, the humility of the document.''
-->-- '''Joseph Kessel''', ''Preface to his memoir Film/ArmyOfShadows'', later adapted into a film by Creator/JeanPierreMelville.
21st Mar '17 12:45:17 PM DeisTheAlcano
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->''The ‘historical novel’ is, for me, condemned...to a fatal cheapness, for the simple reason that the difficulty of the job is inordinate...You may multiply the little facts that may be got from pictures and documents, relics and prints, as much as you like -– the real thing is almost impossible to do, and in its essence the whole effect is as naught: I mean the invention, the representation of the old CONSCIOUSNESS, the soul, the sense, the horizon, the vision of individuals in whose mind half the things that make ours, that make the modern world, were non-existent. You have to think with your modern apparatus a man, a woman or rather fifty – whose own thinking was intensely otherwise conditioned, you have to simplify back by an amazing tour de force – and even then it’s all humbug.''

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->''The ->''"The ‘historical novel’ is, for me, condemned...condemned... to a fatal cheapness, for the simple reason that the difficulty of the job is inordinate...inordinate... You may multiply the little facts that may be got from pictures and documents, relics and prints, as much as you like -– the real thing is almost impossible to do, and in its essence the whole effect is as naught: I mean the invention, the representation of the old CONSCIOUSNESS, the soul, the sense, the horizon, the vision of individuals in whose mind half the things that make ours, that make the modern world, were non-existent. You have to think with your modern apparatus a man, a woman or rather fifty – whose own thinking was intensely otherwise conditioned, you have to simplify back by an amazing tour de force – and even then it’s all humbug.''"''



->{{Newsies}}, ''we are informed as the movie opens, is [[BasedOnATrueStory based on actual events]]. I do not doubt this. I am sure that shortly before the turn of the century, newsboys organized a strike against the greedy Joseph Pulitzer, and were cheered on by [[HookerWithAHeartOfGold a dance-hall madam with a heart of gold]]. Nor do I doubt that the lads, some of them boys of nine or ten, hung out in saloons and bought rounds of beer while making their plans, or that [[DastardlyWhiplash the proprietor of an evil city orphanage]] made himself rich by collecting fees from the city. I don't even doubt that the newsboys printed their own strike paper on an old flat-bed press down [[SwissCheeseSecurity in the basement of Pulitzer's building]]. Of course I believe. YesVirginia.''

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->{{Newsies}}, ->"{{Newsies}}, ''we are informed as the movie opens, is [[BasedOnATrueStory based on actual events]]. I do not doubt this. I am sure that shortly before the turn of the century, newsboys organized a strike against the greedy Joseph Pulitzer, and were cheered on by [[HookerWithAHeartOfGold a dance-hall madam with a heart of gold]]. Nor do I doubt that the lads, some of them boys of nine or ten, hung out in saloons and bought rounds of beer while making their plans, or that [[DastardlyWhiplash the proprietor of an evil city orphanage]] made himself rich by collecting fees from the city. I don't even doubt that the newsboys printed their own strike paper on an old flat-bed press down [[SwissCheeseSecurity in the basement of Pulitzer's building]]. Of course I believe. YesVirginia.''''"



-->-- '''[[http://www.teamfortress.com/war/victory/ The War update]], ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''.

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-->-- '''[[http://www."[[http://www.teamfortress.com/war/victory/ The War update]], update]]", ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''.



->'''Jeremy''': Can't we just play a football match. Like how England beat Germany for the [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarI First World War]].
->'''Mark''': I have no idea how to answer that.
-->-- '''Series/PeepShow'''

->"VideoGame/{{Genji}} 2 ''is an action game which is based on Japanese history. Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. ''[...]'' So, here's this GiantEnemyCrab...''"
--> -- '''Bill Ritch''', 2006 E3 presentation

->''I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy''

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->'''Jeremy''': ->'''Jeremy:''' Can't we just play a football match. Like how England beat Germany for the [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarI First World War]].
->'''Mark''':
War]].\\
'''Mark:'''
I have no idea how to answer that.
-->-- '''Series/PeepShow'''

->"VideoGame/{{Genji}} 2 ''is
''Series/PeepShow''

->''"''[[VideoGame/{{Genji}} Genji 2]]'' is
an action game which is based on Japanese history. Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. ''[...]'' So, here's this GiantEnemyCrab...''"
--> -- -->-- '''Bill Ritch''', 2006 E3 presentation

->''I'm ->''"I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy''



->''With the Chinese Army''
--> -- '''Music/JonLajoie''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAJivTHPoQ WTF Collective 2]]''

-> Our Historical Accuracy Policy
-> We don't have one. This game is not intended to teach the history of our country nor its possible future. Please don't get into an argument at school or at a party and say, "Well, Creator/LucasArts says that John Hancock wrote his name big because it impressed girls." We're both going to look silly.
--> -- ''VideoGame/DayOfTheTentacle'', [[http://www.lucasstyle.com/maniaczombies/images/dottmanual.jpg Manual]]

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->''With the Chinese Army''
--> --
Army"''
-->--
'''Music/JonLajoie''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAJivTHPoQ WTF Collective 2]]''

-> Our ->''"Our Historical Accuracy Policy
->
Policy\\
We don't have one. This game is not intended to teach the history of our country nor its possible future. Please don't get into an argument at school or at a party and say, "Well, 'Well, Creator/LucasArts says that John Hancock wrote his name big because it impressed girls." ' We're both going to look silly.
--> --
silly."''
-->--
''VideoGame/DayOfTheTentacle'', [[http://www.lucasstyle.com/maniaczombies/images/dottmanual.jpg Manual]]Manual]]

->''"Usually a blockade is to stop something you don't want to get in. You see we once set up a naval blockade around Cuba to stop the Russians from setting up missile launchers there. [[UsefulNotes/HistoryOfTheColdWar It was a little event you might have heard of]], wasn't a big deal you know. But you might have heard of it. It was called '''World War I'''! Jeez, you stupid people gotta learn your history right."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S. Plinkett]]''' analysing ''Film/ThePhantomMenace''
13th Jan '17 5:42:22 PM nombretomado
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-> We don't have one. This game is not intended to teach the history of our country nor its possible future. Please don't get into an argument at school or at a party and say, "Well, LucasArts says that John Hancock wrote his name big because it impressed girls." We're both going to look silly.

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-> We don't have one. This game is not intended to teach the history of our country nor its possible future. Please don't get into an argument at school or at a party and say, "Well, LucasArts Creator/LucasArts says that John Hancock wrote his name big because it impressed girls." We're both going to look silly.
22nd Jun '16 12:00:23 PM JulianLapostat
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->''The ‘historical novel’ is, for me, condemned...to a fatal cheapness, for the simple reason that the difficulty of the job is inordinate...You may multiply the little facts that may be got from pictures and documents, relics and prints, as much as you like -– the real thing is almost impossible to do, and in its essence the whole effect is as naught: I mean the invention, the representation of the old CONSCIOUSNESS, the soul, the sense, the horizon, the vision of individuals in whose mind half the things that make ours, that make the modern world, were non-existent. You have to think with your modern apparatus a man, a woman or rather fifty – whose own thinking was intensely otherwise conditioned, you have to simplify back by an amazing tour de force – and even then it’s all humbug.''
-->-- '''Creator/HenryJames''', ''Letter to Sarah Orne Jewett'', about her historical novel, ''The Tory Lover''.
31st May '16 6:45:03 AM Doug86
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->'''Jeremy''': Can't we just play a football match. Like how England beat Germany for the [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne First World War]].

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->'''Jeremy''': Can't we just play a football match. Like how England beat Germany for the [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarI First World War]].
13th Jul '15 5:35:42 AM LahmacunKebab
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--> -- '''Music/JonLajoie''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAJivTHPoQ WTF Collective 2]]

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--> -- '''Music/JonLajoie''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAJivTHPoQ WTF Collective 2]]
2]]''
6th Jun '15 4:10:05 AM harryhenry
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-->-- '''Frank Heffley''', ''DiaryOfAWimpyKid''

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-->-- '''Frank Heffley''', ''DiaryOfAWimpyKid''
''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid''
14th May '15 4:25:21 AM Pinokio
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--> -- '''Music/JonLajoie''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAJivTHPoQ WTF Collective 2]]

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--> -- '''Music/JonLajoie''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAJivTHPoQ WTF Collective 2]]2]]

-> Our Historical Accuracy Policy
-> We don't have one. This game is not intended to teach the history of our country nor its possible future. Please don't get into an argument at school or at a party and say, "Well, LucasArts says that John Hancock wrote his name big because it impressed girls." We're both going to look silly.
--> -- ''VideoGame/DayOfTheTentacle'', [[http://www.lucasstyle.com/maniaczombies/images/dottmanual.jpg Manual]]
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