History Quotes / ArtifactofDeath

7th Feb '15 9:34:33 AM Tacitus
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->'''Frylock:''' Oh my god, that's no ordinary sandwich, Shake! ->'''Master Shake:''' Oh my god, oh my... do you ''ever'' have anything good to say? It's a free sandwich! ->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre! Baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chickens, forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman! Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow! Layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!'' ->'''Frylock:''' See... told ya. ->'''Master Shake:''' I tasted mustard. ->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''Yeah... Dijon mustard.'' ->'''Master Shake:''' How come no bacon? ->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''Bacon is extra!'' ->'''Master Shake:''' You call this a sandwich and you don't even have bacon on it? ->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! ... And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!''
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->'''Southern Winter Jacket''' - Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]]. -->-- ''{{Vindictus}}'' ->'''Frylock:''' Oh my god, that's no ordinary sandwich, Shake! ->'''Master Shake!\\ '''Master Shake:''' Oh "Oh my god, god," oh my... do you ''ever'' have anything good to say? It's a free sandwich! ->'''Ominous sandwich!\\ '''Ominous Voice:''' ''It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre! Baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chickens, forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman! Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow! Layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!'' ->'''Frylock:''' blood!''\\ '''Frylock:''' See... told ya. ->'''Master ya.\\ '''Master Shake:''' I tasted mustard. ->'''Ominous mustard.\\ '''Ominous Voice:''' ''Yeah... Dijon mustard.'' ->'''Master ''\\ '''Master Shake:''' How come no bacon? ->'''Ominous bacon?\\ '''Ominous Voice:''' ''Bacon is extra!'' ->'''Master extra!''\\ '''Master Shake:''' You call this a sandwich and you don't even have bacon on it? ->'''Ominous it?\\ '''Ominous Voice:''' ''There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! ... And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!''

->'''''Southern Winter Jacket''''': ''Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].'' -->--Item fluff from ''{{Vindictus}}''

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3rd Sep '12 3:57:13 PM Noxie
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->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! ...And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!''
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->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! ... And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!''
3rd Sep '12 3:56:58 PM Noxie
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->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''Yeah. ...Dijon mustard.''
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->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''Yeah. ...''Yeah... Dijon mustard.''
23rd Dec '11 12:08:52 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''AquaTeenHungerForce'', "Broodwich"
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-->-- ''AquaTeenHungerForce'', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'', "Broodwich"
18th Mar '11 1:31:42 PM dalek955
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->'''''Southern Winter Gloves''''': ''Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].''
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->'''''Southern Winter Gloves''''': Jacket''''': ''Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].''
18th Mar '11 1:30:13 PM dalek955
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->'''Southern Winter Gloves''': ''Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].''
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->'''Southern ->'''''Southern Winter Gloves''': Gloves''''': ''Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].''
18th Mar '11 1:29:58 PM dalek955
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->'''Southern Winter Gloves''': ''Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].'' -->--Item fluff from ''{{Vindictus}}''
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