History Quotes / ArtifactofDeath

7th Feb '15 9:34:33 AM Tacitus
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->'''Frylock:''' Oh my god, that's no ordinary sandwich, Shake!
->'''Master Shake:''' Oh my god, oh my... do you ''ever'' have anything good to say? It's a free sandwich!
->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre! Baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chickens, forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman! Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow! Layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!''
->'''Frylock:''' See... told ya.
->'''Master Shake:''' I tasted mustard.
->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''Yeah... Dijon mustard.''
->'''Master Shake:''' How come no bacon?
->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''Bacon is extra!''
->'''Master Shake:''' You call this a sandwich and you don't even have bacon on it?
->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! ... And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!''

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->'''Southern Winter Jacket''' - Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].
-->-- ''{{Vindictus}}''

->'''Frylock:''' Oh my god, that's no ordinary sandwich, Shake!
->'''Master
Shake!\\
'''Master
Shake:''' Oh "Oh my god, god," oh my... do you ''ever'' have anything good to say? It's a free sandwich!
->'''Ominous
sandwich!\\
'''Ominous
Voice:''' ''It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre! Baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chickens, forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman! Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow! Layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!''
->'''Frylock:'''
blood!''\\
'''Frylock:'''
See... told ya.
->'''Master
ya.\\
'''Master
Shake:''' I tasted mustard.
->'''Ominous
mustard.\\
'''Ominous
Voice:''' ''Yeah... Dijon mustard.''
->'''Master
''\\
'''Master
Shake:''' How come no bacon?
->'''Ominous
bacon?\\
'''Ominous
Voice:''' ''Bacon is extra!''
->'''Master
extra!''\\
'''Master
Shake:''' You call this a sandwich and you don't even have bacon on it?
->'''Ominous
it?\\
'''Ominous
Voice:''' ''There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! ... And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!''



->'''''Southern Winter Jacket''''': ''Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].''
-->--Item fluff from ''{{Vindictus}}''



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3rd Sep '12 3:57:13 PM Noxie
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->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! ...And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!''

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->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! ... And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!''
3rd Sep '12 3:56:58 PM Noxie
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->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''Yeah. ...Dijon mustard.''

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->'''Ominous Voice:''' ''Yeah. ...''Yeah... Dijon mustard.''
23rd Dec '11 12:08:52 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''AquaTeenHungerForce'', "Broodwich"

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-->-- ''AquaTeenHungerForce'', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'', "Broodwich"
18th Mar '11 1:31:42 PM dalek955
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->'''''Southern Winter Gloves''''': ''Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].''

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->'''''Southern Winter Gloves''''': Jacket''''': ''Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].''
18th Mar '11 1:30:13 PM dalek955
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->'''Southern Winter Gloves''': ''Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].''

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->'''Southern ->'''''Southern Winter Gloves''': Gloves''''': ''Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].''
18th Mar '11 1:29:58 PM dalek955
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->'''Southern Winter Gloves''': ''Armor made of [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Ezroch's]] hide. It's said that Ezroch's hide is imbued with energy, granting power. However, equipping this item too long may enrage the wearer, [[SelfDestructiveCharge resulting in self-destruction]].''
-->--Item fluff from ''{{Vindictus}}''
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