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->''Got your cookies, got your milk\\
Got my shotgun trained on the chimney\\
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!\\
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!''
-->-- '''Midnite Riders''', "All I want for Christmas (Is to Kick your Ass)", ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''
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-->-- '''Davey Stone''', WesternAnimation/EightCrazyNights

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-->-- '''Davey Stone''', WesternAnimation/EightCrazyNights
''Davey's Song'', ''WesternAnimation/EightCrazyNights''
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And Chanukah's eight nights too long.\\

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And Chanukah's Hanukah’s eight nights too long.\\
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-''"Believing in Santa's all wrong.\\

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-''"Believing ->''"Believing in Santa's all wrong.\\



-->-- '''Davey Stone''' WesternAnimation/EightCrazyNights

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-->-- '''Davey Stone''' WesternAnimation/EightCrazyNightsStone''', WesternAnimation/EightCrazyNights
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-''"Believing in Santa's all wrong.\\
And Chanukah's eight nights too long.\\
I hate love. I hate you. I hate me."''
-->-- '''Davey Stone''' WesternAnimation/EightCrazyNights
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[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I'll tell him where to leave his toys!]]\\

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[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I'll tell him where to leave his toys!]]\\toys!\\
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->''"Here comes Santa, girls and boys\\
So who needs that big red noise?\\
[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I'll tell him where to leave his toys!]]\\
I hate Christmas!"''
-->-- '''Oscar the Grouch''', ''Film/ChristmasEveOnSesameStreet''
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"Bah, Bug and Hum!"

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->''"One flimsy little Christmas card,\\
Surely,'' that ''can't be too hard!\\
But multiply it a billionfold,\\
And see why Christmas leaves me cold.\\
Christmas... bah, bug and hum!"''
-->-- '''The Postman''', [[WesternAnimation/OliveTheOtherReindeer "Bah, Bug and Hum!"]]
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-->-- '''TheArrogantWorms''', "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass"

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-->-- '''TheArrogantWorms''', '''Music/TheArrogantWorms''', "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass"



-->-- '''JonathanCoulton''', in a deleted verse from "Chiron Beta Prime"

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-->-- '''JonathanCoulton''', '''Music/JonathanCoulton''', in a deleted verse from "Chiron Beta Prime"
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->''If every day were Christmas Day, by some fantastic trick...\\

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->''If ->''"If every day were Christmas Day, by some fantastic trick...\\



If every day were Christmas Day, we'd never get our uncle Harold to leave...''

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If every day were Christmas Day, we'd never get our uncle Harold to leave...''"''



->''Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass\\

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->''Santa's ->''"Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass\\



'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat!''

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'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat!''brat!"''



->''They tried to decorate and make it look more Christmassy\\

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->''They ->''"They tried to decorate and make it look more Christmassy\\



It wasn't pleasant, but I'm sure they meant well.''

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It wasn't pleasant, but I'm sure they meant well.''"''



->''In department stores, do it just because\\

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->''In ->''"In department stores, do it just because\\



I'm the angel in the Christmas play!''

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I'm the angel in the Christmas play!''play!"''
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-->-- ''Spike Jones'', "The Angel in the Christmas Play"

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-->-- ''Spike Jones'', '''Spike Jones''', "The Angel in the Christmas Play"
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->''I say, if a novelty Christmas song is funny the first time, it's funny '''every''' time.''
->-- '''Calvin''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

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->''I ->''"I say, if a novelty Christmas song is funny the first time, it's funny '''every''' time.''
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'''Calvin''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
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->-- '''Calvin''', ''CalvinAndHobbes''

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->-- '''Calvin''', ''CalvinAndHobbes''
''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
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Bite his leg and I run away

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Bite his leg and I run awayaway\\
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->''In department stores, do it just because\\
Pull the whiskers off of the Santy Claus\\
Bite his leg and I run away
I'm the angel in the Christmas play!''
-->-- ''Spike Jones'', "The Angel in the Christmas Play"
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-->-- '''JonathanCoulton''', "Chiron Beta Prime"

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-->-- '''JonathanCoulton''', in a deleted verse from "Chiron Beta Prime"
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But what they did was more like Christmas in hell

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But what they did was more like Christmas in hellhell\\
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->''They tried to decorate and make it look more Christmassy\\
But what they did was more like Christmas in hell
[[AluminumChristmasTrees They nailed a Santa to a cross in front of everyone]]\\
It wasn't pleasant, but I'm sure they meant well.''
-->-- '''JonathanCoulton''', "Chiron Beta Prime"
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->''Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass\\
He's gonna kick your ass\\
He's gonna kick your ass\\
Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass\\
'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat!''
-->-- '''TheArrogantWorms''', "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass"
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->''If every day were Christmas Day, by some fantastic trick...\\
If every day were Christmas Day, we'd all be bloomin' sick.\\
If every day were Christmas Day, we'd never get our uncle Harold to leave...''
-->-- '''Eric Idle''', ''Do Not Adjust Your Set''

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