History Quotes / AllWomenArePrudes

27th Dec '15 11:01:44 PM DarthKieduss
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->''"You know what really grinds my gears? This Creator/LindsayLohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to -- why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is -- is just bogus."''

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->''"You know what really grinds my gears? This Creator/LindsayLohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to -- why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? want! Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is -- is just bogus."''
14th Jan '15 7:10:47 AM Aquila89
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-->'''Dr. William Acton''', ''The Functions and Disorders of the Reproductive Organs in Childhood, Youth, Adult Age, and Advanced Life'', 1862.

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-->'''Dr.-->--'''Dr. William Acton''', ''The Functions and Disorders of the Reproductive Organs in Childhood, Youth, Adult Age, and Advanced Life'', 1862.
28th Sep '14 8:00:12 AM Aquila89
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->''As a general rule, a modest woman seldom desires any sexual gratification for herself. She submits to her husband's embraces, but principally to gratify him; and, were it not for the desire of maternity, would far rather be relieved from his attentions.''
-->'''Dr. William Acton''', ''The Functions and Disorders of the Reproductive Organs in Childhood, Youth, Adult Age, and Advanced Life'', 1862.
9th Jan '14 2:35:01 PM JIKTV
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->''"You know what really grinds my gears? This LindsayLohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to -- why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is -- is just bogus."''
-->-- '''Peter Griffin''', ''FamilyGuy''

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->''"You know what really grinds my gears? This LindsayLohan.Creator/LindsayLohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to -- why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is -- is just bogus."''
-->-- '''Peter Griffin''', ''FamilyGuy''
''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
31st Aug '13 7:54:30 AM zarpaulus
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->''"He's right, women are such teases! [[BiTheWay That's why I went back to men]]."''
-->-- '''Lois Griffin''', in response to her husband's misogynistic rant.
10th May '12 7:00:56 AM TheCuza
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->And AllWomenArePrudes women don't need sex... as long as they're having chocolate!

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->And AllWomenArePrudes women don't need sex... as long as they're having chocolate!
10th May '12 7:00:45 AM TheCuza
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-->-- '''John Wing'''

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-->-- Comedian '''John Wing'''



-->-- '''Al Rae''' explaining to his young daughter why it's taking so long for her to get a new baby brother or sister.

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-->-- Comedian '''Al Rae''' explaining to his young daughter why it's taking so long for her to get a new baby brother or sister.sister.

->It's true. [[AllMenArePerverts Guys don't need a relationship as long as they're having sex]].
->And AllWomenArePrudes women don't need sex... as long as they're having chocolate!
-->-- Comedian '''Glen Foster'''
14th Jan '12 9:53:57 PM DoctorSerenitySquid
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->''You know what really grinds my gears? This LindsayLohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.''
-->'''Peter Griffin''', ''FamilyGuy''

->''Now, I'm not trying to suggest that marriage is a prison. Of course it's not. In prison, you get [[PrisonRape regular sex]].''
-->'''Comedian John Wing'''

->''Well, you see, sometimes Mommy wants to have a baby; and other times, [[LysistrataGambit I'll forget to take out the garbage]].''
-->'''Comedian Al Rae''' explaining to his young daughter why it's taking so long for her to get a new baby brother or sister.

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->''You ->''"You know what really grinds my gears? This LindsayLohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - -- why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - -- is just bogus.''
-->'''Peter
"''
-->-- '''Peter
Griffin''', ''FamilyGuy''

->''Now, ->''"Now, I'm not trying to suggest that marriage is a prison. Of course it's not. In prison, you get [[PrisonRape regular sex]].''
-->'''Comedian John
"''
-->-- '''John
Wing'''

->''Well, ->''"Well, you see, sometimes Mommy wants to have a baby; and other times, [[LysistrataGambit I'll forget to take out the garbage]].''
-->'''Comedian Al
"''
-->-- '''Al
Rae''' explaining to his young daughter why it's taking so long for her to get a new baby brother or sister.

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sister.
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13th Feb '11 11:29:04 AM 888
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15th Dec '10 9:31:49 AM Aquila89
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->''You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.''

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->''You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan.LindsayLohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.''
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