History PreAssKickingOneLiner / WebOriginal

-->'''Android 17:''' Seriously, what the hell's a ''Kami''\\

'''Goku:''' ''(squeezes tighter, causing Freeza to )'' [[BigEater Like a Kit-Kat bar]].\\

** Even [[IdiotHero Goku]] gets one in ''Broly Abridged'':
-->'''Goku:''' Hey, Broly! SayMyName!

'''Gohan''': ''[[ImpliedDeathThreat Because there is no point in being afraid of the inevitable]]''.

-->'''Gohan''': [[NiceGuy I]] was a [[SuicidalPacifism coward]]... [[BewareTheNiceOnes Scared of what would happen if I snap]]. Afraid that, if I [[SanitySlippage lost it]] this time... [[MoralEventHorizon I'd... never come back]]. That I'd finally [[TheseHandsHaveKilled ''kill'']] someone. But I'm not scared anymore Cell.\\

'''Gohan''': [[ImpliedDeathThreat ''Because there is no point in being afraid of the inevitable'']].

* The art collection website [[http://heyoscarwilde.com "Hey Oscar Wilde! It's Clobberin' Time!"]] has a name and banner that's all over this trope. It supplied the page image above (a contribution by one [[http://docshaner.deviantart.com/ DocShaner]]).
* From ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' (Actually a 3 liner, but still...): "Time for a trip to the Recycle Bin, Phantom. And then, once you're in the Recycle Bin, I'm to to right-click on it and select "Empty recycle bin", because otherwise you'd just be taking up space. In other words, I'm going to kill you."
* In the "Fight Day" episode of {{WebVideo/Idiotsitter}}, Billie has rallied the Russel family (and Joy the housemaid) to take revenge on Gene, and they arrive in her room ready to beat her with therapy bats. However, Billie wastes time with two bad attempts at this trope, and "Fight Day" ends before they can attack Gene.
-->'''Billie:''' Do you have anything to say before your mouth tastes my...metal rod?"\\
'''Gene:''' No part of that was scary.\\
'''Billie:''' Yeah! Do you have any final words to confess before I...send you to see Jesus?...Too religious.
* From Naruto The Comedy Spoof Series Show: "[[PrecisionFStrike DATTE-FUCKING-BAYO]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]!!"
** Though I have to disagree on the fact that Zabuza's ass was kicked directly after the line...
** A CallBack from TheMovie: "DATTEBAYO, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

* "It's curtains for you, [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Dr. Horrible]]. Lacy, gently wafting curtains."

* WebVideo/DemoReel: When Tom Collins wisely chooses to flee, Carl Copenhagen delivers the most straightforward one ever:
--> '''Carl:''' Where are you going, my friend? The ass-kicking is right here.

* Creator/AchievementHunter's ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries Let's Play Minecraft]]'' had a subverted moment:
--> '''Jack''': ''(preparing to ambush [[Creator/GavinFree Gav]][[{{Troll}} in]])'' "Surprise, motherfucker!" ''([[FailedASpotCheck promptly falls into a hidden hole]])'' "Oh, goddammit, I fell."
* During his fight with Enya in ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo'', Jotaro says that he'll beat her by the next breath she takes. Enya claims that he's wrong, but Star Platinum sucks up all of the oxygen in the area and causes her to pass out.
* Ross from LetsPlay/HatFilms is particularly fond of shouting "EAT SHIT" at the other members of the LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}} when they play ''VideoGame/GarrysMod''.
* ''WebVideo/CriticalRole:'' Happens a lot, as the show is a streamed D&D campaign. Every ass-kicking that Grog delivers, for example, starts with the rather polite request [[BloodKnight "I would like to rage."]]
** GuestStarPartyMember Lillith gets a great one against The Broker:
-->'''Lillith:''' You tell my sister I hope her face still festers!
** Occasionally, it's PlayedForLaughs:
-->'''Vax:''' (into a [[ItMakesSenseInContext magical communication earring]]) I'm killing someone, hold please.
* Penny from ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' says the following line before [[OneManArmy laying waste to a horde of White Fang members]]:
-->''Don't worry Ruby, I'm combat ready.''
* In ''Series/{{Noob}}'', using a PracticalTaunt as a warrior has a cosmetic effect that consists in delivering these.
* Streamer Panoots gets in a nice pair of these when he encounters some Half-Life zombies in a room with a table and a chair:
--> ''(picks up table with the gravity gun)'' Table for one? ''(throws at zombie for a one-hit kill)''
--> ''(picks up chair)'' Take a seat! ''(throws at other zombie)''
* ''Podcast/TheAdventureZoneBalance''
** After being nearly killed by the Black Spider (aka Magic Brian), Taako retaliates with what would become one of the show's most iconic and memorable lines to date before casting a Magic Missile that takes Brian out of the fight.
--->'''Taako:''' ABRACA-FUCK YOU!
** Magnus gets one too, after Edward [[spoiler:takes over his body, and Taako drags him back from the Astral Plane]].
--->'''Magnus:''' I'll be [[spoiler: having my body back]], you undead fuck.
** [[spoiler: After her RousingSpeech, the army outside Neverwinter cheer for Lup and the others, excitedly retelling their story. Lup rejoins Barry, listens to the people behind her, and her hands ignite as she prepares to lay waste to the Hunger's forces.]]
--->'''[[spoiler:Lup]]:''' [[spoiler: You hear that, babe? We're ''legends.'']]

* The Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Brawl has a few of these.

-->'''Android 17:''' Seriously, what the hell's a ''Kami'

-->'''Billie:''' Do you have anything to say before your mouth tastes my...metal rod?"
-->'''Gene:''' No part of that was scary.
-->'''Billie:''' Yeah! Do you have any final words to confess before I...send you to see Jesus?...Too religious.

-->'''Vegeta:''' Quite the cutting-edge piece of tech you've got there. But I'm curious--can it feel fear?
-->'''Android 19:''' Scanning...processing...''(buzzer)'' Results inconclusive.\\

-->'''Android 17:''' Seriously, what the hell's a ''Kami''?
-->'''Piccolo:''' It means "God". ''Now '''[[KneelBeforeZod bow]]'''''.

-->'''Cell''': Because Prince, like a soon-to-be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me.

-->'''Cell''': Since I know you have trouble following directions, I'm gonna give you one last chance. You. [Hit] Me. Hard as you can. Are we clear?
-->'''Vegeta:''' '''[[TranquilFury Crystal.]]'''

-->'''Trunks:''' [[BadassBoast This battle was over before it began.]]
-->'''Krillin:''' Bad. Ass.
-->'''Cell:''' [[CurbStompBattle Also accurate!]]

-->'''Gohan''': [[NiceGuy I]] was a [[SuicidalPacifism coward]]... [[BewareTheNiceOnes Scared of what would happen if I snap]]. Afraid that, if I [[SanitySlippage lost it]] this time... [[MoralEventHorizon I'd... never come back]]. That I'd finally [[TheseHandsHaveKilled ''kill'']] someone. But I'm not scared anymore Cell.
-->'''Cell''': Well, glad I coul- ''[gets kicked HARD by Gohan]''
-->'''Gohan''': [[ImpliedDeathThreat ''Because there is no point in being afraid of the inevitable'']].

* In ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' Seras gives one just before annihilating Jan's army and putting him in a chokehold.

-->'''Noah:''' He-hey buddy, how you doin'? Here for my birthday, huh? Well I got a gift for you, right here! '''*shoots Slenderman 4 times*'''
-->'''Slenderman: *FlashStep* *CombatTentacles*'''
-->'''Noah: *[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flees]]*'''

-->'''Gohan''': [[NiceGuy I]] was a [[SuicidalPacifism coward]]... [[BewareTheNiceOnes Scared of what would happen if I snap]]. Afraid that, if I lost it this time... [[MoralEventHorizon I'd... never come back]]. That I'd finally [[These Hands Have Killed ''kill'']] someone. But I'm not scared anymore Cell.