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* ''Film/ZackSnydersJusticeLeague'': Wonder Woman and Aquaman are trapped underneath a pile of rubble, Cyborg is stuck trying to connect to the Unity to prevent it from destroying Earth, and Steppenwolf is approaching him, prepared to chop him with his axe, proclaiming "For [[ComicBook/Darkseid Darkseid]]", before swinging his axe. [[BigDamnHeroes Cue Superman entering the fray and casually blocking the blow with his should in the blink of an eye.]]
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* ''Film/ZackSnydersJusticeLeague'': Wonder Woman and Aquaman are trapped underneath a pile of rubble, Cyborg is stuck trying to connect to the Unity to prevent it from destroying Earth, and Steppenwolf is approaching him, prepared to chop him with his axe, proclaiming "For [[ComicBook/Darkseid Darkseid]]", Darkseid", before swinging his axe. [[BigDamnHeroes Cue Superman entering the fray and casually blocking the blow with his should in the blink of an eye.]]
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** Also, as delivered by the FinalGirl in ''Film/FreddyVsJason: [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Welcome to my world,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]
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** Also, as delivered by the FinalGirl in ''Film/FreddyVsJason: ''Film/FreddyVsJason'': [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Welcome to my world,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]
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* ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService'': "Manners" (click) "Maketh" (click) "Man" (click). Both [[MentorArchetype Hart]] and [[spoiler:[[TheHero Eggsy]]]] say this before delivering a beatdown on Eggsy's stepfather's gang.
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* ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService'': ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService'':
** "Manners" (click) "Maketh" (click) "Man" (click). Both [[MentorArchetype Hart]] and [[spoiler:[[TheHero Eggsy]]]] say this before delivering a beatdown on Eggsy's stepfather'sgang.gang.
** At the start of the film, Lancelot gets an incredibly cordial one after knocking on the door of the chalet a bunch of goons are holed up in:
-->"I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far."
** "Manners" (click) "Maketh" (click) "Man" (click). Both [[MentorArchetype Hart]] and [[spoiler:[[TheHero Eggsy]]]] say this before delivering a beatdown on Eggsy's stepfather's
** At the start of the film, Lancelot gets an incredibly cordial one after knocking on the door of the chalet a bunch of goons are holed up in:
-->"I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far."
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* ''Film/KingsmanTheGoldenCircle'': ''Elton John'' of all people gets one:
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'''Elton:''' [[SirSwearsALot Fuck off, or I'll fuck you up!]]
-->'''Mook:''' Elton, just calm down-\\
'''Elton:''' [[SirSwearsALot Fuck off, or I'll fuck you up!]]
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* ''Film/ZackSnydersJusticeLeague'': Wonder Woman and Aquaman are trapped underneath a pile of rubble, Cyborg is stuck trying to connect to the Unity to prevent it from destroying Earth, and Steppenwolf is approaching him, prepared to chop him with his axe, proclaiming "For [[ComicBooks/Darkseid [[ComicBook/Darkseid Darkseid]]", before swinging his axe. [[BigDamnHeroes Cue Superman entering the fray and casually blocking the blow with his should in the blink of an eye.]]
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* ''Film/ZackSnydersJusticeLeague'': Wonder Woman and Aquaman are trapped underneath a pile of rubble, Cyborg is stuck trying to connect to the Unity to prevent it from destroying Earth, and Steppenwolf is approaching him, prepared to chop him with his axe, proclaiming "For [[ComicBooks/Darkseid Darkseid]]", before swinging his axe. [[BigDamnHeroes Cue Superman entering the fray and casually blocking the blow with his should in the blink of an eye.]]
-->'''Superman''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Not. Impressed.]]
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-->'''Superman''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Not. Impressed.]]
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* ''Film/OnceUponATimeInTheWest'' begins with three gunmen waiting for a train for over 10 minutes with basically no dialog or any action. When the train finally arrives, their encounter with the mysterious stranger still takes four more minutes, with one of the most badass dialogs ever performed:
--> '''Stranger:''' ''"Where is Frank?"''
--> '''Gunman #1:''' ''"Frank send us."''
--> '''Stranger:''' ''"You bring a horse for me?"''
--> '''Gunman #1:''' ''"Looks like we're shy one horse..."''
--> '''Stranger:''' ''"You brought two too many..."''
--> *beat*
--> [[BlastOut *bang* *bang* *bang*]] ... [[DoubleKnockout *bang*]]
* "I have come here to ChewBubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum!" This famous example was used in ''Film/TheyLive'', but parodying the line has itself become a trope.
* ''Film/ShootEmUp'', whenever [[TheGunslinger Smith's]] BerserkButton gets pressed: "You know what I hate?"
* In ''Film/KingArthur'', right before the Battle of Badon Hill, Arthur speaks to the Saxon leader Cedric, telling him to "Know this face, Saxon, as it will be the last thing you see before you leave this earth." With a somewhat grudging respect, Cedric mutters as he walks off, "Finally, a man worth killing."
* The first ''Film/{{Blade}}'', when [[spoiler:Whistler blows into the room where Blade is being held captive,]] "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viNfg6b9wvA Catch you fuckers at a bad time?!]]"
** And later on, [[spoiler: before Blade finishes off Frost,]] "Some muthafuckas always trying to ice skate uphill."
*** How can you forget the very last line of the movie spoken in Russian? "Catch you at a bad time, tovarisch?"
* ''Film/TrueGrit'', just before [[spoiler:Rooster guns down Ned Pepper and his cohorts in a four-on-one horseback gunfight]]. "Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!"
* ''Film/RampagePresidentDown'', Bill as he prepares to use a machine gun upon a whole squadron of SWAT men hunting him down as retribution for assassinating the US president.
-->'''Bill Williamson:''' "Okay you fucks, welcome to Camp Bill!"
* ''Film/StarTrek2009'': TheDragon has Kirk by the throat, holding him over a ledge and gloating about how weak humans are. Kirk makes some vague choking noises, prompting the villain to observe that Kirk "can't even speak!" Kirk's response? A suddenly lucid "[[PreMortemOneLiner I've got your gun]]!" at which point he promptly gives TheDragon back his ammo. Right in the chest.
* ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact'': Worf - "Assimilate this"
** Alternatively, Data's "Resistance. Is. Futile."
* Frequently subverted in ''Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina''. Most of Jack Burton's attempts to offer a PreAssKickingOneLiner seem to precede him either getting his own ass whipped, or putting himself out of action by doing something stupid. Ironically, his successes tend to be preceded by not-very-clever lines, such as saying, "What the hell!" right before he finally nails Lo-Pan (though even that attack initially misfires).
* In ''Film/ErnestScaredStupid'', after having Rimshot reverse their truck towards Trantor, Ernest delivers this line.
-->'''Ernest:''' How 'bout a bumper sandwhich, boogerlips!?
* ''Film/LastActionHero'' (Before kicking a police officer in the groin):
-->'''Jack Slater:''' You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers!
* ''Film/MysteryMen''
** The Blue Raja (a second-string superhero with a cutlery-based gimmick) is frequently shown practicing these sorts of thing. ("But I'll forkgive you if you forkgot.")
** His teammate, Mr. Furious, has a plethora of really bad one-liners... Also, the first fight starts with one from each hero present.
* ''Film/TheSantaClause'': "We're your worst nightmare -- elves with an attitude."
* ''Film/ThePrincessBride'': {{JustForFun/Hello}}. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie."
** ToThePain!
* From ''WesternAnimation/{{Beowulf|2007}}'':
-->"I am ripper! Tearer! Slasher! Gouger! I am the teeth in the darkness! The talons in the night! Mine is strength! And lust! And power! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! AM! BEOWULF]]''!"
** "I'm 'ere to kill your monstah."
--> '''Stranger:''' ''"Where is Frank?"''
--> '''Gunman #1:''' ''"Frank send us."''
--> '''Stranger:''' ''"You bring a horse for me?"''
--> '''Gunman #1:''' ''"Looks like we're shy one horse..."''
--> '''Stranger:''' ''"You brought two too many..."''
--> *beat*
--> [[BlastOut *bang* *bang* *bang*]] ... [[DoubleKnockout *bang*]]
* "I have come here to ChewBubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum!" This famous example was used in ''Film/TheyLive'', but parodying the line has itself become a trope.
* ''Film/ShootEmUp'', whenever [[TheGunslinger Smith's]] BerserkButton gets pressed: "You know what I hate?"
* In ''Film/KingArthur'', right before the Battle of Badon Hill, Arthur speaks to the Saxon leader Cedric, telling him to "Know this face, Saxon, as it will be the last thing you see before you leave this earth." With a somewhat grudging respect, Cedric mutters as he walks off, "Finally, a man worth killing."
* The first ''Film/{{Blade}}'', when [[spoiler:Whistler blows into the room where Blade is being held captive,]] "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viNfg6b9wvA Catch you fuckers at a bad time?!]]"
** And later on, [[spoiler: before Blade finishes off Frost,]] "Some muthafuckas always trying to ice skate uphill."
*** How can you forget the very last line of the movie spoken in Russian? "Catch you at a bad time, tovarisch?"
* ''Film/TrueGrit'', just before [[spoiler:Rooster guns down Ned Pepper and his cohorts in a four-on-one horseback gunfight]]. "Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!"
* ''Film/RampagePresidentDown'', Bill as he prepares to use a machine gun upon a whole squadron of SWAT men hunting him down as retribution for assassinating the US president.
-->'''Bill Williamson:''' "Okay you fucks, welcome to Camp Bill!"
* ''Film/StarTrek2009'': TheDragon has Kirk by the throat, holding him over a ledge and gloating about how weak humans are. Kirk makes some vague choking noises, prompting the villain to observe that Kirk "can't even speak!" Kirk's response? A suddenly lucid "[[PreMortemOneLiner I've got your gun]]!" at which point he promptly gives TheDragon back his ammo. Right in the chest.
* ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact'': Worf - "Assimilate this"
** Alternatively, Data's "Resistance. Is. Futile."
* Frequently subverted in ''Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina''. Most of Jack Burton's attempts to offer a PreAssKickingOneLiner seem to precede him either getting his own ass whipped, or putting himself out of action by doing something stupid. Ironically, his successes tend to be preceded by not-very-clever lines, such as saying, "What the hell!" right before he finally nails Lo-Pan (though even that attack initially misfires).
* In ''Film/ErnestScaredStupid'', after having Rimshot reverse their truck towards Trantor, Ernest delivers this line.
-->'''Ernest:''' How 'bout a bumper sandwhich, boogerlips!?
* ''Film/LastActionHero'' (Before kicking a police officer in the groin):
-->'''Jack Slater:''' You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers!
* ''Film/MysteryMen''
** The Blue Raja (a second-string superhero with a cutlery-based gimmick) is frequently shown practicing these sorts of thing. ("But I'll forkgive you if you forkgot.")
** His teammate, Mr. Furious, has a plethora of really bad one-liners... Also, the first fight starts with one from each hero present.
* ''Film/TheSantaClause'': "We're your worst nightmare -- elves with an attitude."
* ''Film/ThePrincessBride'': {{JustForFun/Hello}}. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie."
** ToThePain!
* From ''WesternAnimation/{{Beowulf|2007}}'':
-->"I am ripper! Tearer! Slasher! Gouger! I am the teeth in the darkness! The talons in the night! Mine is strength! And lust! And power! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! AM! BEOWULF]]''!"
** "I'm 'ere to kill your monstah."
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--> '''Stranger:''' ''"Where is Frank?"''
--> '''Gunman #1:''' ''"Frank send us."''
--> '''Stranger:''' ''"You bring a horse for me?"''
--> '''Gunman #1:''' ''"Looks like we're shy one horse..."''
--> '''Stranger:''' ''"You brought two too many..."''
--> *beat*
--> [[BlastOut *bang* *bang* *bang*]] ... [[DoubleKnockout *bang*]]
* "I have come here to ChewBubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum!"
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* ''Film/ShootEmUp'', whenever [[TheGunslinger Smith's]] BerserkButton gets pressed: "You know what I hate?"
* In ''Film/KingArthur'', right before the Battle of Badon Hill, Arthur speaks to the Saxon leader Cedric, telling him to "Know this face, Saxon, as it will be the last thing you see before you leave this earth." With a somewhat grudging respect, Cedric mutters as he walks off, "Finally, a man worth killing."
* The first ''Film/{{Blade}}'', when [[spoiler:Whistler blows into the room where Blade is being held captive,]] "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viNfg6b9wvA Catch you fuckers at a bad time?!]]"
** And later on, [[spoiler: before Blade finishes off Frost,]] "Some muthafuckas always trying to ice skate uphill."
*** How can you forget the very last line of the movie spoken in Russian? "Catch you at a bad time, tovarisch?"
* ''Film/TrueGrit'', just before [[spoiler:Rooster guns down Ned Pepper and his cohorts in a four-on-one horseback gunfight]]. "Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!"
* ''Film/RampagePresidentDown'', Bill as he prepares to use a machine gun upon a whole squadron of SWAT men hunting him down as retribution for assassinating the US president.
-->'''Bill Williamson:''' "Okay you fucks, welcome to Camp Bill!"
* ''Film/StarTrek2009'': TheDragon has Kirk by the throat, holding him over a ledge and gloating about how weak humans are. Kirk makes some vague choking noises, prompting the villain to observe that Kirk "can't even speak!" Kirk's response? A suddenly lucid "[[PreMortemOneLiner I've got your gun]]!" at which point he promptly gives TheDragon back his ammo. Right
* ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact'': Worf - "Assimilate this"
** Alternatively, Data's "Resistance. Is. Futile."
* Frequently subverted in ''Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina''. Most of Jack Burton's attempts to offer a PreAssKickingOneLiner seem to precede him either getting his own ass whipped, or putting himself out of action by doing something stupid. Ironically, his successes tend to be preceded by not-very-clever lines, such as saying, "What the hell!" right before he finally nails Lo-Pan (though even that attack initially misfires).
* In ''Film/ErnestScaredStupid'', after having Rimshot reverse their truck towards Trantor, Ernest delivers this line.
-->'''Ernest:''' How 'bout a bumper sandwhich, boogerlips!?
* ''Film/LastActionHero'' (Before kicking a police officer in the groin):
-->'''Jack Slater:''' You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers!
* ''Film/MysteryMen''
** The Blue Raja (a second-string superhero with a cutlery-based gimmick) is frequently shown practicing these sorts of thing. ("But I'll forkgive you if you forkgot.")
** His teammate, Mr. Furious, has a plethora of really bad one-liners... Also, the first fight starts with one from each hero present.
* ''Film/TheSantaClause'': "We're your worst nightmare -- elves with an attitude."
* ''Film/ThePrincessBride'': {{JustForFun/Hello}}. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie."
** ToThePain!
* From ''WesternAnimation/{{Beowulf|2007}}'':
-->"I am ripper! Tearer! Slasher! Gouger! I am the teeth in the darkness! The talons in the night! Mine is strength! And lust! And power! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! AM! BEOWULF]]''!"
** "I'm 'ere to kill your monstah."
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* ''Film/StrawDogs''. "OKAY! You've had your fun! And if you don't clear out now... there'll be real trouble. I mean it." Another example is "This is where I live. This is me. I will not allow violence against this house."
* ''Franchise/EvilDead'':
** ''Film/EvilDead2''. "Groovy."
-->'''Deadite:''' I'll swallow your soul!\\
'''Ash:''' Swallow {{this|IsMyBoomstick}}.
** ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness''.
-->'''Ash:''' Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
-->'''Ash:''' Come get some.
-->'''Ash:''' All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? ThisIsMyBoomstick!
-->'''Ash:''' Honey, you got reeaalll ugly.
-->'''Ash''': Yo, she-bitch. [''[[DramaticGunCock chick-chick]]''] Let's go.
* ''Film/{{Grindhouse}}''. "They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!"
-->'''{{Mook|s}}:''' Have mercy, father.\\
'''[[ChurchMilitant Padre Cheech Marin]]:''' God has mercy. I don't.
* Casey Jones in ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990'': "Now that, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And this is the penalty." and "The class is [[{{Subject101}} Pain 101]]. Your instructor is Casey Jones."
* ''Franchise/{{Highlander}}'': "[[{{Tagline}} There can be only one!]]"
* Film/Hellboy2004: "YouKilledMyFather. Your ass is mine!"
* ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'': [[spoiler:"I like Ike."]]
** An [[DontExplainTheJoke explanation]] for those who don't remember the 1950s: Indy's line was one of President Eisenhower's campaign slogans.
* ''Film/TheLastBoyScout'': Creator/BruceWillis tells Damon Wayans, "This is the 90s, you can't just smack a guy in the face. You have to say something clever first. Like if you hit him with a surfboard, you say, 'Surf's up, pal!'"
** "Touch me again, and I'll kill you."
* ''Film/DirtyHarry'': " 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
* And Creator/ClintEastwood again, ''Film/SuddenImpact'' (the fourth in the series) this time: "Go ahead, make my day."
** And then there's this gem:
-->'''Harry Callahan:''' We're not gonna let you walk outta here.\\
'''Crook:''' Who's "we", suckah!?!\\
'''Harry Callahan:''' ''(reaching for his gun)'' Smith, Wesson and me!
** Also in ''Film/TheDeadPool'':
--->'''Harry Callahan:''' Hey! You forgot your fortune cookie! ''(crumbles cookie, takes slip of paper)'' It says, "You're shit outta luck, punk'". ''(commence ass-kicking, .44 Magnum-style)''
** Creator/TerryPratchett parodies that first one in ''Literature/NightWatchDiscworld''. After going back in time, Vimes attempts to pull a "Me, Mr. Burleigh and Mr. Stronginthearm," version with a crossbow, only to discover, to his great disappointment, that he's still got decades to wait before the first Burleigh & Stronginthearm crossbows will be invented. And it was SUCH a good line, too.
* ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings'': "Do you not know death when you see it, old man? This is ''my'' hour!"
** "There's plenty for the both of us! May the ''best dwarf win!''
** "Let them come! There is one dwarf in Moria who ''still draws breath!"''
** The rooster crow would've been great, if they'd left it in the movie. Ah well.
** Not quite a one-liner, but "YouShallNotPass!" and the little pile of taunts that preceded it.
--->'''Gandalf:'' You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor! The Dark Fire will NOT avail you, Flame of Udûn! Go back to the shadow!
** "[[NoManOfWomanBorn I am no man.]]" (face stab)
** "If you want him, come and claim him!" by Arwen. Incidentally, it could be another translation of the Spartan "Molon Labe"
** FORTH EORLINGAS!
* ''[[Film/{{Braindead}} Dead Alive]]'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI "I kick ass for the LORD!"]]
* ''Franchise/EvilDead'':
** ''Film/EvilDead2''. "Groovy."
-->'''Deadite:''' I'll swallow your soul!\\
'''Ash:''' Swallow {{this|IsMyBoomstick}}.
** ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness''.
-->'''Ash:''' Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
-->'''Ash:''' Come get some.
-->'''Ash:''' All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? ThisIsMyBoomstick!
-->'''Ash:''' Honey, you got reeaalll ugly.
-->'''Ash''': Yo, she-bitch. [''[[DramaticGunCock chick-chick]]''] Let's go.
* ''Film/{{Grindhouse}}''. "They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!"
-->'''{{Mook|s}}:''' Have mercy, father.\\
'''[[ChurchMilitant Padre Cheech Marin]]:''' God has mercy. I don't.
* Casey Jones in ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990'': "Now that, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And this is the penalty." and "The class is [[{{Subject101}} Pain 101]]. Your instructor is Casey Jones."
* ''Franchise/{{Highlander}}'': "[[{{Tagline}} There can be only one!]]"
* Film/Hellboy2004: "YouKilledMyFather. Your ass is mine!"
* ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'': [[spoiler:"I like Ike."]]
** An [[DontExplainTheJoke explanation]] for those who don't remember the 1950s: Indy's line was one of President Eisenhower's campaign slogans.
* ''Film/TheLastBoyScout'': Creator/BruceWillis tells Damon Wayans, "This is the 90s, you can't just smack a guy in the face. You have to say something clever first. Like if you hit him with a surfboard, you say, 'Surf's up, pal!'"
** "Touch me again, and I'll kill you."
* ''Film/DirtyHarry'': " 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
* And Creator/ClintEastwood again, ''Film/SuddenImpact'' (the fourth in the series) this time: "Go ahead, make my day."
** And then there's this gem:
-->'''Harry Callahan:''' We're not gonna let you walk outta here.\\
'''Crook:''' Who's "we", suckah!?!\\
'''Harry Callahan:''' ''(reaching for his gun)'' Smith, Wesson and me!
** Also in ''Film/TheDeadPool'':
--->'''Harry Callahan:''' Hey! You forgot your fortune cookie! ''(crumbles cookie, takes slip of paper)'' It says, "You're shit outta luck, punk'". ''(commence ass-kicking, .44 Magnum-style)''
** Creator/TerryPratchett parodies that first one in ''Literature/NightWatchDiscworld''. After going back in time, Vimes attempts to pull a "Me, Mr. Burleigh and Mr. Stronginthearm," version with a crossbow, only to discover, to his great disappointment, that he's still got decades to wait before the first Burleigh & Stronginthearm crossbows will be invented. And it was SUCH a good line, too.
* ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings'': "Do you not know death when you see it, old man? This is ''my'' hour!"
** "There's plenty for the both of us! May the ''best dwarf win!''
** "Let them come! There is one dwarf in Moria who ''still draws breath!"''
** The rooster crow would've been great, if they'd left it in the movie. Ah well.
** Not quite a one-liner, but "YouShallNotPass!" and the little pile of taunts that preceded it.
--->'''Gandalf:'' You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor! The Dark Fire will NOT avail you, Flame of Udûn! Go back to the shadow!
** "[[NoManOfWomanBorn I am no man.]]" (face stab)
** "If you want him, come and claim him!" by Arwen. Incidentally, it could be another translation of the Spartan "Molon Labe"
** FORTH EORLINGAS!
* ''[[Film/{{Braindead}} Dead Alive]]'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI "I kick ass for the LORD!"]]
to:
* ''Film/StrawDogs''. "OKAY! You've had your fun! And if ''Film/AirForceOne'': "Get off my plane!"
* Ripley's "Get away from her, youdon't clear out now... there'll be real trouble. bitch!" in ''Film/{{Aliens}}''.
** As well as "Let's rock!", followed by a long burst of [[{{BFG}} Smart Gun]] fire.
* ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' has the great quote by Veronica Corningstone (Creator/ChristinaApplegate): "Because Imean it." Another example am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?"
** Screwing?
** Public news really deserves some credit for their sheer bad-assness.
-->"Public news is"This is where I live. This is me. I will not allow violence against this house.taking time off for its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials! NO MERCY!"
-->"Looks like we got a bilingual blood-fest."
*''Franchise/EvilDead'':
** ''Film/EvilDead2''. "Groovy."
-->'''Deadite:''' I'll swallow your soul!\\
'''Ash:''' Swallow {{this|IsMyBoomstick}}.
** ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness''.
-->'''Ash:''' Ma'am,In ''Film/TheAvengers2012'', the Hulk -- seemingly a script-writer favorite for awesome one-liners -- gets one during the climax when the large alien whale-ship-thing is bearing down on the group
--> '''Captain America:''' Dr. Banner? Now might be a really good time for you to get angry
--> '''Bruce Banner:''' *looking at Cap* That's my secret, Cap. [[TranquilFury I'mafraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave always angry.]] *turns and effortlessly morphs into the store.
-->'''Ash:''' Come get some.
-->'''Ash:''' All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? ThisIsMyBoomstick!
-->'''Ash:''' Honey, you got reeaalll ugly.
-->'''Ash''': Yo, she-bitch. [''[[DramaticGunCock chick-chick]]''] Let's go.
* ''Film/{{Grindhouse}}''. "They just fuckedHulk in about five seconds, crushing the ship with one punch*
* ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' has one a long time coming. [[spoiler:As Thanos approaches thewrong Mexican!"
-->'''{{Mook|s}}:''' Have mercy, father.\\
'''[[ChurchMilitant Padre Cheech Marin]]:''' God has mercy. I don't.
* Casey Jones in ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990'': "Now that, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And thisNano Gauntlet, every ally that could come is teleported on the penalty." scene. With all the forces of Thanos and "The class is [[{{Subject101}} Pain 101]]. Your instructor is Casey Jones."
* ''Franchise/{{Highlander}}'': "[[{{Tagline}} There can be only one!]]"
* Film/Hellboy2004: "YouKilledMyFather. Your ass is mine!"
* ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'': [[spoiler:"I like Ike.the Avengers standing off, Captain America begins the fight with:]]
--> [[spoiler:"AVENGERS! ...Assemble."]]
**An [[DontExplainTheJoke explanation]] for those who Also in ''Endgame'' there is this exchange between [[spoiler: the recently-resurrected Scarlet Witch and Thanos, before she proceeds to single-handedly kick his ass so hard he hard to order his ship to bombard the entire area from orbit to get away from her]]:
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': You took ''everything'' from me.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''': I don'tremember the 1950s: Indy's line was one of President Eisenhower's campaign slogans.
* ''Film/TheLastBoyScout'': Creator/BruceWillis tells Damon Wayans, "This is the 90s,even know who you can't just smack a guy in the face. You have to say something clever first. Like if you hit him with a surfboard, you say, 'Surf's up, pal!'"
** "Touch me again, and I'll kill you."
* ''Film/DirtyHarry'': " 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
* And Creator/ClintEastwood again, ''Film/SuddenImpact'' (the fourth in the series) this time: "Go ahead, make my day."
are.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': ''You will.'']]
** Andthen lest we forget, the ShutUpHannibal that ends everything.
-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''' (''having just recovered the Nano Gauntlet''): I am inevitable. (''snaps fingers, nothing happens, looks at gauntlet to find that there'sthis gem:
-->'''Harry Callahan:''' We're not gonna let you walk outta here.\\
'''Crook:''' Who's "we", suckah!?!\\
'''Harry Callahan:''' ''(reaching forno Infinity Stones in it'')]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Tony Stark''' (''holding up hisgun)'' Smith, Wesson and me!
** Alsohand as the six Infinity Stones appear in ''Film/TheDeadPool'':
--->'''Harry Callahan:''' Hey! You forgot your fortune cookie! ''(crumbles cookie, takes slip of paper)'' It says, "You're shit outta luck, punk'". ''(commence ass-kicking, .44 Magnum-style)''
** Creator/TerryPratchett parodies that first one in ''Literature/NightWatchDiscworld''. After going back in time, Vimes attempts to pull a "Me, Mr. Burleigh and Mr. Stronginthearm," version with a crossbow, only to discover, tohis great disappointment, that he's still got decades to wait before the first Burleigh & Stronginthearm crossbows will be invented. Iron Man suit''): And it was SUCH a good line, too.
* ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings'': "Do you not know death when you see it, old man? This is ''my'' hour!"
** "There's plenty for the both of us! May the ''best dwarf win!''
** "Let them come! There is one dwarf in Moria who ''still draws breath!"''
** The rooster crow would've been great, if they'd left it in the movie. Ah well.
** Not quite a one-liner, but "YouShallNotPass!" and the little pile of taunts that preceded it.
--->'''Gandalf:'' You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor! The Dark Fire will NOT avail you, Flame of Udûn! Go back to the shadow!
** "[[NoManOfWomanBorn I am no man.]]" (face stab)
** "If you want him, come and claim him!" by Arwen. Incidentally, it could be another translation of the Spartan "Molon Labe"
** FORTH EORLINGAS!
* ''[[Film/{{Braindead}} Dead Alive]]'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI "I kick ass for the LORD!"]]I...am...''Iron Man''. (''snap'')]]
* Ripley's "Get away from her, you
** As well as "Let's rock!", followed by a long burst of [[{{BFG}} Smart Gun]] fire.
* ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' has the great quote by Veronica Corningstone (Creator/ChristinaApplegate): "Because I
** Screwing?
** Public news really deserves some credit for their sheer bad-assness.
-->"Public news is
-->"Looks like we got a bilingual blood-fest."
*
** ''Film/EvilDead2''. "Groovy."
-->'''Deadite:''' I'll swallow your soul!\\
'''Ash:''' Swallow {{this|IsMyBoomstick}}.
** ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness''.
-->'''Ash:''' Ma'am,
--> '''Captain America:''' Dr. Banner? Now might be a really good time for you to get angry
--> '''Bruce Banner:''' *looking at Cap* That's my secret, Cap. [[TranquilFury I'm
-->'''Ash:''' Come get some.
-->'''Ash:''' All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? ThisIsMyBoomstick!
-->'''Ash:''' Honey, you got reeaalll ugly.
-->'''Ash''': Yo, she-bitch. [''[[DramaticGunCock chick-chick]]''] Let's go.
* ''Film/{{Grindhouse}}''. "They just fucked
* ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' has one a long time coming. [[spoiler:As Thanos approaches the
-->'''{{Mook|s}}:''' Have mercy, father.\\
'''[[ChurchMilitant Padre Cheech Marin]]:''' God has mercy. I don't.
* Casey Jones in ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990'': "Now that, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And this
* ''Franchise/{{Highlander}}'': "[[{{Tagline}} There can be only one!]]"
* Film/Hellboy2004: "YouKilledMyFather. Your ass is mine!"
* ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'': [[spoiler:"I like Ike.
--> [[spoiler:"AVENGERS! ...Assemble."]]
**
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': You took ''everything'' from me.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''': I don't
* ''Film/TheLastBoyScout'': Creator/BruceWillis tells Damon Wayans, "This is the 90s,
** "Touch me again, and I'll kill you."
* ''Film/DirtyHarry'': " 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
* And Creator/ClintEastwood again, ''Film/SuddenImpact'' (the fourth in the series) this time: "Go ahead, make my day."
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': ''You will.'']]
** And
-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''' (''having just recovered the Nano Gauntlet''): I am inevitable. (''snaps fingers, nothing happens, looks at gauntlet to find that there's
-->'''Harry Callahan:''' We're not gonna let you walk outta here.\\
'''Crook:''' Who's "we", suckah!?!\\
'''Harry Callahan:''' ''(reaching for
-->[[spoiler: '''Tony Stark''' (''holding up his
** Also
--->'''Harry Callahan:''' Hey! You forgot your fortune cookie! ''(crumbles cookie, takes slip of paper)'' It says, "You're shit outta luck, punk'". ''(commence ass-kicking, .44 Magnum-style)''
** Creator/TerryPratchett parodies that first one in ''Literature/NightWatchDiscworld''. After going back in time, Vimes attempts to pull a "Me, Mr. Burleigh and Mr. Stronginthearm," version with a crossbow, only to discover, to
* ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings'': "Do you not know death when you see it, old man? This is ''my'' hour!"
** "There's plenty for the both of us! May the ''best dwarf win!''
** "Let them come! There is one dwarf in Moria who ''still draws breath!"''
** The rooster crow would've been great, if they'd left it in the movie. Ah well.
** Not quite a one-liner, but "YouShallNotPass!" and the little pile of taunts that preceded it.
--->'''Gandalf:'' You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor! The Dark Fire will NOT avail you, Flame of Udûn! Go back to the shadow!
** "[[NoManOfWomanBorn I am no man.]]" (face stab)
** "If you want him, come and claim him!" by Arwen. Incidentally, it could be another translation of the Spartan "Molon Labe"
** FORTH EORLINGAS!
* ''[[Film/{{Braindead}} Dead Alive]]'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI "I kick ass for the LORD!"]]
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* ''Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2'': "[[Memes/LiveActionFilms Garbage Day!]]"
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* ''Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet'': "Freddy's gonna get you."
** Also, as delivered by the FinalGirl in ''Film/FreddyVsJason: [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Welcome to my world,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]
** Also, as delivered by the FinalGirl in ''Film/FreddyVsJason: [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Welcome to my world,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]
to:
* ''Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet'': "Freddy's gonna get you.''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice''
--> '''Comicbook/{{Batman}}''': You're not brave. [[FantasticRacism Men are brave]].
--> '''Comicbook/WonderWoman''': I've killed things from other worlds before.
* ''Film/BattleLosAngeles'': From Staff Sergeant Nantz, right before the final shootout over the drone control center:
-->"Marines, we make our stand here. Let those bastards know who they're fucking with."
** Also, as delivered by * From ''WesternAnimation/{{Beowulf|2007}}'':
-->"I am ripper! Tearer! Slasher! Gouger! I am theFinalGirl teeth in ''Film/FreddyVsJason: [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Welcome the darkness! The talons in the night! Mine is strength! And lust! And power! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! AM! BEOWULF]]''!"
** "I'm 'ere to kill your monstah."
* Frequently subverted in ''Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina''. Most of Jack Burton's attempts to offer a PreAssKickingOneLiner seem to precede him either getting his own ass whipped, or putting himself out of action by doing something stupid. Ironically, his successes tend to be preceded by not-very-clever lines, such as saying, "What the hell!" right before he finally nails Lo-Pan (though even that attack initially misfires).
* The first ''Film/{{Blade}}'', when [[spoiler:Whistler blows into the room where Blade is being held captive,]] "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viNfg6b9wvA Catch you fuckers at a bad time?!]]"
** And later on, [[spoiler: before Blade finishes off Frost,]] "Some muthafuckas always trying to ice skate uphill."
*** How can you forget the very last line of the movie spoken in Russian? "Catch you at a bad time, tovarisch?"
* [[Film/ABronxTale "Now youse can't leave."]]
* In ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier'', a bunch of mooks have Cap [[ElevatorActionSequence surrounded in an elevator]], none of them knowing that he's figured out that they're about to attack him.
--> '''Captain America:''' Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?
* [[Film/ChildsPlay "This is the end friend."]]
* ''Film/TheChroniclesOfRiddick''.
-->'''Riddick:''' Remember that favorite game of yours?\\
'''Kyra:''' "Who's the better killer?"\\
'''Riddick:''' Let's play.
**
-->'''Riddick:''' I can kill you with myworld,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]teacup.
--> '''Comicbook/{{Batman}}''': You're not brave. [[FantasticRacism Men are brave]].
--> '''Comicbook/WonderWoman''': I've killed things from other worlds before.
* ''Film/BattleLosAngeles'': From Staff Sergeant Nantz, right before the final shootout over the drone control center:
-->"Marines, we make our stand here. Let those bastards know who they're fucking with."
-->"I am ripper! Tearer! Slasher! Gouger! I am the
** "I'm 'ere to kill your monstah."
* Frequently subverted in ''Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina''. Most of Jack Burton's attempts to offer a PreAssKickingOneLiner seem to precede him either getting his own ass whipped, or putting himself out of action by doing something stupid. Ironically, his successes tend to be preceded by not-very-clever lines, such as saying, "What the hell!" right before he finally nails Lo-Pan (though even that attack initially misfires).
* The first ''Film/{{Blade}}'', when [[spoiler:Whistler blows into the room where Blade is being held captive,]] "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viNfg6b9wvA Catch you fuckers at a bad time?!]]"
** And later on, [[spoiler: before Blade finishes off Frost,]] "Some muthafuckas always trying to ice skate uphill."
*** How can you forget the very last line of the movie spoken in Russian? "Catch you at a bad time, tovarisch?"
* [[Film/ABronxTale "Now youse can't leave."]]
* In ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier'', a bunch of mooks have Cap [[ElevatorActionSequence surrounded in an elevator]], none of them knowing that he's figured out that they're about to attack him.
--> '''Captain America:''' Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?
* [[Film/ChildsPlay "This is the end friend."]]
* ''Film/TheChroniclesOfRiddick''.
-->'''Riddick:''' Remember that favorite game of yours?\\
'''Kyra:''' "Who's the better killer?"\\
'''Riddick:''' Let's play.
**
-->'''Riddick:''' I can kill you with my
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* Guile -- played [[SoBadItsGood memorably]] by Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme -- attempts several of these in ''Film/StreetFighter''. Attempts.
-->'''Guile:''' I'm the Repo Man... and you're out of business.
-->'''Guile:''' This is the collection agency, Bison! Your ass is six month overdue... and it's mine!
* Film/{{Scarface 1983}}'s "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
-->'''Guile:''' I'm the Repo Man... and you're out of business.
-->'''Guile:''' This is the collection agency, Bison! Your ass is six month overdue... and it's mine!
* Film/{{Scarface 1983}}'s "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
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* ''Film/TheMatrix'': "[[VerbThis Dodge This]]."
** The German dub arguably manages to make it even more badass by matching the Agent's line "Only human" by Trinity's "Only an Agent".
** Also in ''Revolutions'', where the Merovingian is attempting to get the main characters to give him something he wants in order for him to get Neo out of the Matrix. Trinity, with at least two dozen mooks pointing guns at the heads of her, Morpheus, and Seraph, simply says "I don't have time for this shit." and then begins beating the crap out of several of the bodyguards, catching a pistol and holding it against the Merovingian's head.
* Ripley's "Get away from her, you bitch!" in ''Film/{{Aliens}}''.
** As well as "Let's rock!", followed by a long burst of [[{{BFG}} Smart Gun]] fire.
** The German dub arguably manages to make it even more badass by matching the Agent's line "Only human" by Trinity's "Only an Agent".
** Also in ''Revolutions'', where the Merovingian is attempting to get the main characters to give him something he wants in order for him to get Neo out of the Matrix. Trinity, with at least two dozen mooks pointing guns at the heads of her, Morpheus, and Seraph, simply says "I don't have time for this shit." and then begins beating the crap out of several of the bodyguards, catching a pistol and holding it against the Merovingian's head.
* Ripley's "Get away from her, you bitch!" in ''Film/{{Aliens}}''.
** As well as "Let's rock!", followed by a long burst of [[{{BFG}} Smart Gun]] fire.
to:
* ''Film/TheMatrix'': "[[VerbThis Dodge This]]."
** The German dub arguably manages to make it even more badass by matching''Film/{{Congo}}'': Ross gets a pretty cool one when she gets the Agent's line "Only human" by Trinity's "Only an Agent".
** Also in ''Revolutions'', where the Merovingian is attempting to get the main characters to give him something he wants in order for him to get Neo out of the Matrix. Trinity, with at least two dozen mooks pointing gunslaser operational at the heads of her, Morpheus, climax:
-->'''Ross''': We're getting the hell outta here.
-->'''Munro''': What about them ([[KillerGorilla the gorillas]])?
-->'''Ross''': Put 'em on the endangered species list! (''fires laser, cuts the group surrounding Amy andSeraph, simply says "I don't have time for this shit." and then begins beating the crap out of several of the bodyguards, catching a pistol and holding it against the Merovingian's head.
* Ripley's "Get away from her, you bitch!" in ''Film/{{Aliens}}''.
** As well as "Let's rock!", followed by a long burst of [[{{BFG}} Smart Gun]] fire.Peter'' '''''literally''''' ''in half'')
** The German dub arguably manages to make it even more badass by matching
** Also in ''Revolutions'', where the Merovingian is attempting to get the main characters to give him something he wants in order for him to get Neo out of the Matrix. Trinity, with at least two dozen mooks pointing guns
-->'''Ross''': We're getting the hell outta here.
-->'''Munro''': What about them ([[KillerGorilla the gorillas]])?
-->'''Ross''': Put 'em on the endangered species list! (''fires laser, cuts the group surrounding Amy and
* Ripley's "Get away from her, you bitch!" in ''Film/{{Aliens}}''.
** As well as "Let's rock!", followed by a long burst of [[{{BFG}} Smart Gun]] fire.
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* ''Film/TheChroniclesOfRiddick''.
-->'''Riddick:''' Remember that favorite game of yours?\\
'''Kyra:''' "Who's the better killer?"\\
'''Riddick:''' Let's play.
**
-->'''Riddick:''' I can kill you with my teacup.
* ''Film/HotFuzz'':
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''(riding into town carrying an obscene amount of weaponry)'' Morning.
* One of the protagonists in ''Film/RaceForTheYankeeZephyr'' (1981) has a habit of describing the eating habits of the crocodile in disgusting detail to everyone he meets. When he and his friend are stopped at a roadblock of armed mooks, they begin to recite this description in unison -- then as the mooks are looking at each other in bemusement launch a GroinAttack.
* ''Film/GranTorino'': Creator/ClintEastwood's character has a ton of amazing {{one liner}}s, but some of the best Pre-Asskicking One-Liners are, "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me." and "Yea? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use you for sandbags."
** "''Get off my lawn''".
* ''{{Film/Pixels}}'': In the final battle scene, as Sam Brenner gets to the top, where Donkey Kong is waiting for him with an evil grin and barrel in his hand, Sam looks dead at DK and says "I've been waiting to do this since 1982.", followed by throwing his hammer at DK and defeating him, finally winning the battle and giving Sam the proper Donkey Kong win he deserved.
* ''Film/AirForceOne'': "Get off my plane!"
* ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' gives us this exchange as a prelude to (one of) Optimus' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome MoA]]:
-->'''Megatron:''' Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?\\
'''Optimus:''' You'll never stop at one... ''I'll take you ALL on!''
** Also:
-->'''Optimus:''' You picked the wrong planet! [[OffWithHisHead GIVE ME YOUR FACE!]]
** And then, he actually took his face.
** Another from the very beginning, when Optimus single-handedly takes down a decepticon around four times his size that's rampaging through a highway:
-->'''Optimus:''' Pull over!
** From [[Film/{{Transformers}} the first movie]], we have 3 from Megatron.
--> '''Megatron''': No, it's ''just'' '''''me''''' Prime!
--> '''Megatron''': Join them in ''extinction''!
--> '''Megatron''': Oh, so unwise...''*smashes the ground beneath Sam, sending him falling to his (almost) death*''
** Optimus in ''[[Film/TransformersDarkOfTheMoon Dark of the Moon]]'':
--> '''Megatron''': ...Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?
--> '''Optimus''': [[spoiler:Time to find out.]]
-->'''Riddick:''' Remember that favorite game of yours?\\
'''Kyra:''' "Who's the better killer?"\\
'''Riddick:''' Let's play.
**
-->'''Riddick:''' I can kill you with my teacup.
* ''Film/HotFuzz'':
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''(riding into town carrying an obscene amount of weaponry)'' Morning.
* One of the protagonists in ''Film/RaceForTheYankeeZephyr'' (1981) has a habit of describing the eating habits of the crocodile in disgusting detail to everyone he meets. When he and his friend are stopped at a roadblock of armed mooks, they begin to recite this description in unison -- then as the mooks are looking at each other in bemusement launch a GroinAttack.
* ''Film/GranTorino'': Creator/ClintEastwood's character has a ton of amazing {{one liner}}s, but some of the best Pre-Asskicking One-Liners are, "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me." and "Yea? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use you for sandbags."
** "''Get off my lawn''".
* ''{{Film/Pixels}}'': In the final battle scene, as Sam Brenner gets to the top, where Donkey Kong is waiting for him with an evil grin and barrel in his hand, Sam looks dead at DK and says "I've been waiting to do this since 1982.", followed by throwing his hammer at DK and defeating him, finally winning the battle and giving Sam the proper Donkey Kong win he deserved.
* ''Film/AirForceOne'': "Get off my plane!"
* ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' gives us this exchange as a prelude to (one of) Optimus' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome MoA]]:
-->'''Megatron:''' Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?\\
'''Optimus:''' You'll never stop at one... ''I'll take you ALL on!''
** Also:
-->'''Optimus:''' You picked the wrong planet! [[OffWithHisHead GIVE ME YOUR FACE!]]
** And then, he actually took his face.
** Another from the very beginning, when Optimus single-handedly takes down a decepticon around four times his size that's rampaging through a highway:
-->'''Optimus:''' Pull over!
** From [[Film/{{Transformers}} the first movie]], we have 3 from Megatron.
--> '''Megatron''': No, it's ''just'' '''''me''''' Prime!
--> '''Megatron''': Join them in ''extinction''!
--> '''Megatron''': Oh, so unwise...''*smashes the ground beneath Sam, sending him falling to his (almost) death*''
** Optimus in ''[[Film/TransformersDarkOfTheMoon Dark of the Moon]]'':
--> '''Megatron''': ...Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?
--> '''Optimus''': [[spoiler:Time to find out.]]
to:
* ''Film/TheChroniclesOfRiddick''.
-->'''Riddick:''' Remember that favorite game of yours?\\
'''Kyra:''' "Who's the better killer?"\\
'''Riddick:''' Let's play.
**
-->'''Riddick:''' I can kill you with my teacup.
* ''Film/HotFuzz'':
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''(riding into town carrying an obscene amount of weaponry)'' Morning.
* One of the protagonists in ''Film/RaceForTheYankeeZephyr'' (1981) has a habit of describing the eating habits of the crocodile in disgusting detail to everyone he meets. When he and his friend are stopped at a roadblock of armed mooks, they begin to recite[[Film/DemolitionMan "You're gonna regret this description in unison -- then as for the mooks are looking at each other in bemusement launch a GroinAttack.
* ''Film/GranTorino'': Creator/ClintEastwood's character has a tonrest of amazing {{one liner}}s, but some of the best Pre-Asskicking One-Liners are, "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me." and "Yea? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use you for sandbags."
** "''Get off my lawn''".
* ''{{Film/Pixels}}'': In the final battle scene, as Sam Brenner gets to the top, where Donkey Kong is waiting for him with an evil grin and barrel in his hand, Sam looks dead at DK and says "I've been waiting to do this since 1982.", followed by throwing his hammer at DK and defeating him, finally winning the battle and giving Sam the proper Donkey Kong win he deserved.
* ''Film/AirForceOne'': "Get off my plane!"
* ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' gives us this exchange as a prelude to (one of) Optimus' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome MoA]]:
-->'''Megatron:''' Is the futurelife -- both seconds of our race not worth a single human life?\\
'''Optimus:''' You'll never stop at one... ''I'll take you ALL on!''
** Also:
-->'''Optimus:''' You picked the wrong planet! [[OffWithHisHead GIVE ME YOUR FACE!]]
** And then, he actually took his face.
** Another from the very beginning, when Optimus single-handedly takes down a decepticon around four times his size that's rampaging through a highway:
-->'''Optimus:''' Pull over!
** From [[Film/{{Transformers}} the first movie]], we have 3 from Megatron.
--> '''Megatron''': No, it's ''just'' '''''me''''' Prime!
--> '''Megatron''': Join them in ''extinction''!
--> '''Megatron''': Oh, so unwise...''*smashes the ground beneath Sam, sending him falling to his (almost) death*''
** Optimus in ''[[Film/TransformersDarkOfTheMoon Dark of the Moon]]'':
--> '''Megatron''': ...Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?
--> '''Optimus''': [[spoiler:Time to find out.]]it."]]
-->'''Riddick:''' Remember that favorite game of yours?\\
'''Kyra:''' "Who's the better killer?"\\
'''Riddick:''' Let's play.
**
-->'''Riddick:''' I can kill you with my teacup.
* ''Film/HotFuzz'':
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''(riding into town carrying an obscene amount of weaponry)'' Morning.
* One of the protagonists in ''Film/RaceForTheYankeeZephyr'' (1981) has a habit of describing the eating habits of the crocodile in disgusting detail to everyone he meets. When he and his friend are stopped at a roadblock of armed mooks, they begin to recite
* ''Film/GranTorino'': Creator/ClintEastwood's character has a ton
** "''Get off my lawn''".
* ''{{Film/Pixels}}'': In the final battle scene, as Sam Brenner gets to the top, where Donkey Kong is waiting for him with an evil grin and barrel in his hand, Sam looks dead at DK and says "I've been waiting to do this since 1982.", followed by throwing his hammer at DK and defeating him, finally winning the battle and giving Sam the proper Donkey Kong win he deserved.
* ''Film/AirForceOne'': "Get off my plane!"
* ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' gives us this exchange as a prelude to (one of) Optimus' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome MoA]]:
-->'''Megatron:''' Is the future
'''Optimus:''' You'll never stop at one... ''I'll take you ALL on!''
** Also:
-->'''Optimus:''' You picked the wrong planet! [[OffWithHisHead GIVE ME YOUR FACE!]]
** And then, he actually took his face.
** Another from the very beginning, when Optimus single-handedly takes down a decepticon around four times his size that's rampaging through a highway:
-->'''Optimus:''' Pull over!
** From [[Film/{{Transformers}} the first movie]], we have 3 from Megatron.
--> '''Megatron''': No, it's ''just'' '''''me''''' Prime!
--> '''Megatron''': Join them in ''extinction''!
--> '''Megatron''': Oh, so unwise...''*smashes the ground beneath Sam, sending him falling to his (almost) death*''
** Optimus in ''[[Film/TransformersDarkOfTheMoon Dark of the Moon]]'':
--> '''Megatron''': ...Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?
--> '''Optimus''': [[spoiler:Time to find out.]]
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* [[Film/{{Serenity}} "My]] [[Film/VForVendetta tu]][[Comicbook/IronMan rn."]]
* [[Film/TropicThunder "Here's my motherfuckin' farm"]]
** Followed up by, "I'm a ''lead'' farmer motherfucker!"
* ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' has the great quote by Veronica Corningstone (Creator/ChristinaApplegate): "Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?"
** Screwing?
** Public news really deserves some credit for their sheer bad-assness.
-->"Public news is taking time off for its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials! NO MERCY!"
-->"Looks like we got a bilingual blood-fest."
* ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'':
-->'''Rorshach:''' Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.\\
''(cue a prolonged scene of Rorshach hacking a man's skull in half)''
* ''[[Film/HarryPotter Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix]]'':
-->'''Sirius:''' Get away from my godson. ''(SMACK)''
-->'''Dumbledore''': It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom. The Aurors are on their way.
-->'''Voldemort''': By which point I shall be gone, and you...shall be dead.
-->*cue the most epic duel in the film franchise at that point*
-->'''Harry''': "Sorry Professor, I must not tell lies." Cue Umbridge's ass kicking.
* ''Franchise/StarWars'' - ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'': Obi-Wan drops from the rafters into General Grievous' midst. Grievous and his guards turn to look at him.
-->'''Obi-Wan Kenobi:''' Hello there.
** Shortly afterwards in that same scene, Grievous boasts about how he was trained by Count Dooku in the Jedi Arts.
-->''' Obi-Wan:''' Good, because I trained the Jedi who killed Count Dooku.
** Creator/SamuelLJackson had one, too. It didn't ''work'', but you can't deny it was badass:
--->'''Mace Windu:''' In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic... ''(fires up lightsaber)'' you are under arrest, Chancellor Palpatine.
** Palpatine counters with his own before ''effortlessly slaughtering 3 Jedi masters''.
--->'''Chancellor Palpatine:''' "It's treason, then."
** As does Yoda, upon barging into the Emperor Palpatine's office, and pursuing the latter as he retreats to the Senate Chamber.
--->'''Yoda:''' If so powerful you are, why leave?
* In ''Film/TheNeverendingStory,'' Atreyu challenging G'mork: "If we're about to die anyway, I'd rather die ''fighting!'' Come for me, G'mork! ''I am Atreyu!"'' Could also double as a PreMortemOneLiner, since he kills G'mork within seconds of saying it.
* ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean:''
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl The Curse of the Black Pearl]]'': Jack tells Barbossa, "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest - honestly. It's the ''honest'' ones you want to watch out for. 'Cause you can never tell when they're about to do something... incredibly... stupid."
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd At World's End]]'': "Then what shall we die for?"
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides On Stranger Tides]]'': Jack: "Oh I understand everything. Except that wig." Spectacular escape ensues.
* [[Film/TropicThunder "Here's my motherfuckin' farm"]]
** Followed up by, "I'm a ''lead'' farmer motherfucker!"
* ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' has the great quote by Veronica Corningstone (Creator/ChristinaApplegate): "Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?"
** Screwing?
** Public news really deserves some credit for their sheer bad-assness.
-->"Public news is taking time off for its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials! NO MERCY!"
-->"Looks like we got a bilingual blood-fest."
* ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'':
-->'''Rorshach:''' Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.\\
''(cue a prolonged scene of Rorshach hacking a man's skull in half)''
* ''[[Film/HarryPotter Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix]]'':
-->'''Sirius:''' Get away from my godson. ''(SMACK)''
-->'''Dumbledore''': It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom. The Aurors are on their way.
-->'''Voldemort''': By which point I shall be gone, and you...shall be dead.
-->*cue the most epic duel in the film franchise at that point*
-->'''Harry''': "Sorry Professor, I must not tell lies." Cue Umbridge's ass kicking.
* ''Franchise/StarWars'' - ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'': Obi-Wan drops from the rafters into General Grievous' midst. Grievous and his guards turn to look at him.
-->'''Obi-Wan Kenobi:''' Hello there.
** Shortly afterwards in that same scene, Grievous boasts about how he was trained by Count Dooku in the Jedi Arts.
-->''' Obi-Wan:''' Good, because I trained the Jedi who killed Count Dooku.
** Creator/SamuelLJackson had one, too. It didn't ''work'', but you can't deny it was badass:
--->'''Mace Windu:''' In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic... ''(fires up lightsaber)'' you are under arrest, Chancellor Palpatine.
** Palpatine counters with his own before ''effortlessly slaughtering 3 Jedi masters''.
--->'''Chancellor Palpatine:''' "It's treason, then."
** As does Yoda, upon barging into the Emperor Palpatine's office, and pursuing the latter as he retreats to the Senate Chamber.
--->'''Yoda:''' If so powerful you are, why leave?
* In ''Film/TheNeverendingStory,'' Atreyu challenging G'mork: "If we're about to die anyway, I'd rather die ''fighting!'' Come for me, G'mork! ''I am Atreyu!"'' Could also double as a PreMortemOneLiner, since he kills G'mork within seconds of saying it.
* ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean:''
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl The Curse of the Black Pearl]]'': Jack tells Barbossa, "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest - honestly. It's the ''honest'' ones you want to watch out for. 'Cause you can never tell when they're about to do something... incredibly... stupid."
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd At World's End]]'': "Then what shall we die for?"
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides On Stranger Tides]]'': Jack: "Oh I understand everything. Except that wig." Spectacular escape ensues.
to:
* [[Film/{{Serenity}} "My]] [[Film/VForVendetta tu]][[Comicbook/IronMan rn."]]
''Film/DirtyHarry'': " 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
*[[Film/TropicThunder "Here's my motherfuckin' farm"]]
** Followed up by, "I'm a ''lead'' farmer motherfucker!"
* ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' has the great quote by Veronica Corningstone (Creator/ChristinaApplegate): "Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?"
** Screwing?
** Public news really deserves''Film/DollFactory'': Darius Grumley delivers this line before unloading his gun on some credit for their sheer bad-assness.
-->"Public news is taking time off for its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials! NO MERCY!"
-->"Looks like we got a bilingual blood-fest.dolls.
-->'''Darius Grumley:''' Trick or treat, motherfuckers!
* And Creator/ClintEastwood again, ''Film/SuddenImpact'' (the fourth in the series) this time: "Go ahead, make my day."
* ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'':
-->'''Rorshach:''' Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.** And then there's this gem:
-->'''Harry Callahan:''' We're not gonna let you walk outta here.\\
''(cue a prolonged scene of Rorshach hacking a man's skull in half)''
* ''[[Film/HarryPotter Harry Potter'''Crook:''' Who's "we", suckah!?!\\
'''Harry Callahan:''' ''(reaching for his gun)'' Smith, Wesson andthe Order me!
** Also in ''Film/TheDeadPool'':
--->'''Harry Callahan:''' Hey! You forgot your fortune cookie! ''(crumbles cookie, takes slip ofthe Phoenix]]'':
-->'''Sirius:''' Get away from my godson. ''(SMACK)''
-->'''Dumbledore''':paper)'' It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom. The Aurors are on their way.
-->'''Voldemort''': By which point I shall be gone, and you...shall be dead.
-->*cue the most epic duel in the film franchise atsays, "You're shit outta luck, punk'". ''(commence ass-kicking, .44 Magnum-style)''
** Creator/TerryPratchett parodies thatpoint*
-->'''Harry''': "Sorry Professor, I must not tell lies." Cue Umbridge's ass kicking.
* ''Franchise/StarWars'' - ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'': Obi-Wan drops from the rafters into General Grievous' midst. Grievous and his guards turnfirst one in ''Literature/NightWatchDiscworld''. After going back in time, Vimes attempts to look at him.
-->'''Obi-Wan Kenobi:''' Hello there.
** Shortly afterwards in that same scene, Grievous boasts about how he was trained by Count Dooku in the Jedi Arts.
-->''' Obi-Wan:''' Good, because I trained the Jedi who killed Count Dooku.
** Creator/SamuelLJackson had one, too. It didn't ''work'', but you can't deny it was badass:
--->'''Mace Windu:''' In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic... ''(fires up lightsaber)'' you are under arrest, Chancellor Palpatine.
** Palpatine counters with his own before ''effortlessly slaughtering 3 Jedi masters''.
--->'''Chancellor Palpatine:''' "It's treason, then."
** As does Yoda, upon barging into the Emperor Palpatine's office, and pursuing the latter as he retreats to the Senate Chamber.
--->'''Yoda:''' If so powerful you are, why leave?
* In ''Film/TheNeverendingStory,'' Atreyu challenging G'mork: "If we're about to die anyway, I'd rather die ''fighting!'' Come for me, G'mork! ''I am Atreyu!"'' Could also double aspull a PreMortemOneLiner, since he kills G'mork within seconds of saying it.
* ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean:''
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl The Curse of the Black Pearl]]'': Jack tells Barbossa,"Me, I'm dishonest. And Mr. Burleigh and Mr. Stronginthearm," version with a dishonest man you can always trust crossbow, only to be dishonest - honestly. It's the ''honest'' ones you want discover, to watch out for. 'Cause you can never tell when they're about to do something... incredibly... stupid."
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd At World's End]]'': "Then what shall we die for?"
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides On Stranger Tides]]'': Jack: "Oh I understand everything. Excepthis great disappointment, that wig." Spectacular escape ensues.he's still got decades to wait before the first Burleigh & Stronginthearm crossbows will be invented. And it was SUCH a good line, too.
* ''Film/EnterTheDragon'': "You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin Temple."
*
** Followed up by, "I'm a ''lead'' farmer motherfucker!"
* ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' has the great quote by Veronica Corningstone (Creator/ChristinaApplegate): "Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?"
** Screwing?
** Public news really deserves
-->"Public news is taking time off for its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials! NO MERCY!"
-->"Looks like we got a bilingual blood-fest.
-->'''Darius Grumley:''' Trick or treat, motherfuckers!
* And Creator/ClintEastwood again, ''Film/SuddenImpact'' (the fourth in the series) this time: "Go ahead, make my day."
-->'''Rorshach:''' Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.
-->'''Harry Callahan:''' We're not gonna let you walk outta here.\\
* ''[[Film/HarryPotter Harry Potter
'''Harry Callahan:''' ''(reaching for his gun)'' Smith, Wesson and
** Also in ''Film/TheDeadPool'':
--->'''Harry Callahan:''' Hey! You forgot your fortune cookie! ''(crumbles cookie, takes slip of
-->'''Sirius:''' Get away from my godson. ''(SMACK)''
-->'''Dumbledore''':
-->'''Voldemort''': By which point I shall be gone, and you...shall be dead.
-->*cue the most epic duel in the film franchise at
** Creator/TerryPratchett parodies that
-->'''Harry''': "Sorry Professor, I must not tell lies." Cue Umbridge's ass kicking.
* ''Franchise/StarWars'' - ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'': Obi-Wan drops from the rafters into General Grievous' midst. Grievous and his guards turn
-->'''Obi-Wan Kenobi:''' Hello there.
** Shortly afterwards in that same scene, Grievous boasts about how he was trained by Count Dooku in the Jedi Arts.
-->''' Obi-Wan:''' Good, because I trained the Jedi who killed Count Dooku.
** Creator/SamuelLJackson had one, too. It didn't ''work'', but you can't deny it was badass:
--->'''Mace Windu:''' In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic... ''(fires up lightsaber)'' you are under arrest, Chancellor Palpatine.
** Palpatine counters with his own before ''effortlessly slaughtering 3 Jedi masters''.
--->'''Chancellor Palpatine:''' "It's treason, then."
** As does Yoda, upon barging into the Emperor Palpatine's office, and pursuing the latter as he retreats to the Senate Chamber.
--->'''Yoda:''' If so powerful you are, why leave?
* In ''Film/TheNeverendingStory,'' Atreyu challenging G'mork: "If we're about to die anyway, I'd rather die ''fighting!'' Come for me, G'mork! ''I am Atreyu!"'' Could also double as
* ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean:''
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl The Curse of the Black Pearl]]'': Jack tells Barbossa,
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd At World's End]]'': "Then what shall we die for?"
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides On Stranger Tides]]'': Jack: "Oh I understand everything. Except
* ''Film/EnterTheDragon'': "You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin Temple."
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* Subverted in ''Film/{{United 93}}'' as the passengers psych up for the [[StormingTheCastle rush on the cockpit]]. Todd Beamer's famous, "Let's roll!" is treated as a barely noticeable throw-away.
* ''Film/NewJackCity'': "Idolater! Your soul is required in Hell!"
* ''Film/NewJackCity'': "Idolater! Your soul is required in Hell!"
to:
* Subverted in ''Film/{{United 93}}'' as In ''Film/ErnestScaredStupid'', after having Rimshot reverse their truck towards Trantor, Ernest delivers this line.
-->'''Ernest:''' How 'bout a bumper sandwhich, boogerlips!?
* ''Franchise/EvilDead'':
** ''Film/EvilDead2''. "Groovy."
-->'''Deadite:''' I'll swallow your soul!\\
'''Ash:''' Swallow {{this|IsMyBoomstick}}.
** ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness''.
-->'''Ash:''' Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave thepassengers psych up for store.
-->'''Ash:''' Come get some.
-->'''Ash:''' All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? ThisIsMyBoomstick!
-->'''Ash:''' Honey, you got reeaalll ugly.
-->'''Ash''': Yo, she-bitch. [''[[DramaticGunCock chick-chick]]''] Let's go.
* ''The Expendables''
** ''Film/TheExpendables'':
--> Gunnar: What do you wear, size three? Bring it, ''WesternAnimation/HappyFeet''!
** Also in ''Film/TheExpendables2'':
--> Barney: I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm gonna take your life.
* Inverted in ''Film/FaceOff'': Archer has been through so much shit and is so exasperated that he can't muster a cool one liner. "PLEASE DIE!"
* ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Furious 7]]'':
** "You thought this was gonna be a street fight? You're damn right it is."
** Also:
-->'''[[Wrestling/TheRock Luke:]]''' Gotta go to work.
* [[Film/FatalDeviation "Fuck you and your gun, ya prick!"]]
* Creator/ChowYunFat delivers a hilarious one-liner before offing the[[StormingTheCastle rush on the cockpit]]. Todd Beamer's famous, "Let's roll!" is treated as a barely noticeable throw-away.
* ''Film/NewJackCity'': "Idolater! Your soul is requiredgay BigBad in ''FullContact'': "Masturbate in Hell!"
-->'''Ernest:''' How 'bout a bumper sandwhich, boogerlips!?
* ''Franchise/EvilDead'':
** ''Film/EvilDead2''. "Groovy."
-->'''Deadite:''' I'll swallow your soul!\\
'''Ash:''' Swallow {{this|IsMyBoomstick}}.
** ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness''.
-->'''Ash:''' Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the
-->'''Ash:''' Come get some.
-->'''Ash:''' All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? ThisIsMyBoomstick!
-->'''Ash:''' Honey, you got reeaalll ugly.
-->'''Ash''': Yo, she-bitch. [''[[DramaticGunCock chick-chick]]''] Let's go.
* ''The Expendables''
** ''Film/TheExpendables'':
--> Gunnar: What do you wear, size three? Bring it, ''WesternAnimation/HappyFeet''!
** Also in ''Film/TheExpendables2'':
--> Barney: I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm gonna take your life.
* Inverted in ''Film/FaceOff'': Archer has been through so much shit and is so exasperated that he can't muster a cool one liner. "PLEASE DIE!"
* ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Furious 7]]'':
** "You thought this was gonna be a street fight? You're damn right it is."
** Also:
-->'''[[Wrestling/TheRock Luke:]]''' Gotta go to work.
* [[Film/FatalDeviation "Fuck you and your gun, ya prick!"]]
* Creator/ChowYunFat delivers a hilarious one-liner before offing the
* ''Film/NewJackCity'': "Idolater! Your soul is required
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* [[Film/KillBill "You and I have unfinished business."]]
** "Bitch, you don't have a future."
* ''Film/{{Unknown 2011}}'': "I didn't forget everything. I remember how to kill you, asshole."
* ''Film/RoboCop1987''
-->"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
-->"Your move, creep."
* ''Film/KickAss'': It should be no surprise this has many, but probably the most famous is Hit-Girl's. Wherein she starts by inverting the normal order of things by killing the boss first, then addresses the mooks: "Okay you [[CountryMatters cunts]]...let's see what you can do now." *counts foes and watches to see which one makes a move first* "Eenie...meenie...minie..." *a mook goes for a weapon* "MOE!"
* ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
--> "''Smile, you son of a -''" *BOOM*
* Played and lampshaded in ''Film/PulpFiction'', by Jules Winfield who recited Ezekiel 25:17 (although an extended version) and admits he liked to do it before killing someone.
* In ''Film/{{Soldier}}'', one super soldier is getting ready to battle a squad of improved versions.
--> "There are seventeen of them. What do you plan to do?"
--> "I'm going to kill them all."
* [[Film/TheScorpionKing Who dies first?]]
** "Bitch, you don't have a future."
* ''Film/{{Unknown 2011}}'': "I didn't forget everything. I remember how to kill you, asshole."
* ''Film/RoboCop1987''
-->"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
-->"Your move, creep."
* ''Film/KickAss'': It should be no surprise this has many, but probably the most famous is Hit-Girl's. Wherein she starts by inverting the normal order of things by killing the boss first, then addresses the mooks: "Okay you [[CountryMatters cunts]]...let's see what you can do now." *counts foes and watches to see which one makes a move first* "Eenie...meenie...minie..." *a mook goes for a weapon* "MOE!"
* ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
--> "''Smile, you son of a -''" *BOOM*
* Played and lampshaded in ''Film/PulpFiction'', by Jules Winfield who recited Ezekiel 25:17 (although an extended version) and admits he liked to do it before killing someone.
* In ''Film/{{Soldier}}'', one super soldier is getting ready to battle a squad of improved versions.
--> "There are seventeen of them. What do you plan to do?"
--> "I'm going to kill them all."
* [[Film/TheScorpionKing Who dies first?]]
to:
* [[Film/KillBill "You From ''{{Film/Gladiator}}'', Maximus eloquently speaks to his troops:
--> '''Maximus:''' At my signal, unleash hell.
* ''Film/GranTorino'': Creator/ClintEastwood's character has a ton of amazing {{one liner}}s, but some of the best Pre-Asskicking One-Liners are, "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me." and "Yea? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and Ihave unfinished business."]]
** "Bitch,sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you don't have a future.five feet high in Korea... use you for sandbags."
** "''Get off my lawn''".
*''Film/{{Unknown 2011}}'': "I didn't forget everything. I remember how to kill you, asshole."
* ''Film/RoboCop1987''
-->"Dead or alive, you're coming''Film/{{Grindhouse}}''. "They just fucked with me."
-->"Your move, creep."
* ''Film/KickAss'': It should be no surprise thisthe wrong Mexican!"
-->'''{{Mook|s}}:''' Have mercy, father.\\
'''[[ChurchMilitant Padre Cheech Marin]]:''' God hasmany, but probably mercy. I don't.
* ''[[Film/HarryPotter Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix]]'':
-->'''Sirius:''' Get away from my godson. ''(SMACK)''
-->'''Dumbledore''': It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom. The Aurors are on their way.
-->'''Voldemort''': By which point I shall be gone, and you...shall be dead.
-->*cue the mostfamous is Hit-Girl's. Wherein she starts by inverting epic duel in the normal order of things by killing the boss first, then addresses the mooks: "Okay you [[CountryMatters cunts]]...let's see what you can do now.film franchise at that point*
-->'''Harry''': "Sorry Professor, I must not tell lies."*counts foes and watches Cue Umbridge's ass kicking.
* ''Film/Hellboy2004'': "YouKilledMyFather. Your ass is mine!"
* ''Franchise/{{Highlander}}'': "[[{{Tagline}} There can be only one!]]"
* ''Film/TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies'' gives us two back-to-back when the rest of the White Council shows up tosee which one makes a move first* "Eenie...meenie...minie..." *a mook goes for a weapon* "MOE!"
* ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
--> "''Smile,help Galadriel rescue Gandalf from the Ring Wraiths at Dol Guldur.
-->'''Saruman''': Are youson in need of a -''" *BOOM*
assistance, my lady?
-->'''Elrond''': You should have stayed dead.
*Played and lampshaded in ''Film/PulpFiction'', by Jules Winfield who recited Ezekiel 25:17 (although ''Film/HotFuzz'':
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''(riding into town carrying anextended version) and admits he liked to do it before killing someone.
* In ''Film/{{Soldier}}'', one super soldier is getting ready to battle a squadobscene amount of improved versions.
--> "There are seventeen of them. What do you plan to do?"
--> "I'm going to kill them all."
* [[Film/TheScorpionKing Who dies first?]]weaponry)'' Morning.
--> '''Maximus:''' At my signal, unleash hell.
* ''Film/GranTorino'': Creator/ClintEastwood's character has a ton of amazing {{one liner}}s, but some of the best Pre-Asskicking One-Liners are, "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me." and "Yea? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I
** "Bitch,
** "''Get off my lawn''".
*
* ''Film/RoboCop1987''
-->"Dead or alive, you're coming
-->"Your move, creep."
* ''Film/KickAss'': It should be no surprise this
-->'''{{Mook|s}}:''' Have mercy, father.\\
'''[[ChurchMilitant Padre Cheech Marin]]:''' God has
* ''[[Film/HarryPotter Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix]]'':
-->'''Sirius:''' Get away from my godson. ''(SMACK)''
-->'''Dumbledore''': It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom. The Aurors are on their way.
-->'''Voldemort''': By which point I shall be gone, and you...shall be dead.
-->*cue the most
-->'''Harry''': "Sorry Professor, I must not tell lies."
* ''Film/Hellboy2004'': "YouKilledMyFather. Your ass is mine!"
* ''Franchise/{{Highlander}}'': "[[{{Tagline}} There can be only one!]]"
* ''Film/TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies'' gives us two back-to-back when the rest of the White Council shows up to
* ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
--> "''Smile,
-->'''Saruman''': Are you
-->'''Elrond''': You should have stayed dead.
*
-->'''Nicholas Angel:''' ''(riding into town carrying an
* In ''Film/{{Soldier}}'', one super soldier is getting ready to battle a squad
--> "There are seventeen of them. What do you plan to do?"
--> "I'm going to kill them all."
* [[Film/TheScorpionKing Who dies first?]]
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* [[Film/FatalDeviation "Fuck you and your gun, ya prick!"]]
* From the final fight with Wesker in ''Film/ResidentEvilAfterlife'':
-->'''Alice:''' I told you I'd be bringing a few friends.
-->'''Wesker:''' *Smirking* ...You should have brought more.
* In ''Film/{{Sahara 2005}}'', Al Giordino says "Hi, how ya doin'?" several times right before knocking a Mook senseless.
* ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'' gives us this beauty:
-->'''Scott:''' I dislike you.
-->'''Todd:''' Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
-->'''Scott:''' What?
-->'''Todd:''' Because I'm going to pound into dust.
-->'''Scott:''' Huh?
-->'''Todd:''' And the cleaning lady...dusts. She dusts.
-->'''Scott:''' I'm sorry...what about Monday?
-->'''Todd:''' Well, today's Friday, and she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?
-->'''Envy:''' Look, basically, this is a fight you can't win, so you might as well back off.
** On the more eloquent side:
-->'''Scott:''' Mr. Lee! You're wanted back on stage!
** And after Scott takes a level in understanding.
-->'''Gideon:''' You wanna fight me...for her?\\
'''Scott:''' No. I want to fight you for me. (Scott gained the Power of Self-Respect!)
* From the final fight with Wesker in ''Film/ResidentEvilAfterlife'':
-->'''Alice:''' I told you I'd be bringing a few friends.
-->'''Wesker:''' *Smirking* ...You should have brought more.
* In ''Film/{{Sahara 2005}}'', Al Giordino says "Hi, how ya doin'?" several times right before knocking a Mook senseless.
* ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'' gives us this beauty:
-->'''Scott:''' I dislike you.
-->'''Todd:''' Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
-->'''Scott:''' What?
-->'''Todd:''' Because I'm going to pound into dust.
-->'''Scott:''' Huh?
-->'''Todd:''' And the cleaning lady...dusts. She dusts.
-->'''Scott:''' I'm sorry...what about Monday?
-->'''Todd:''' Well, today's Friday, and she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?
-->'''Envy:''' Look, basically, this is a fight you can't win, so you might as well back off.
** On the more eloquent side:
-->'''Scott:''' Mr. Lee! You're wanted back on stage!
** And after Scott takes a level in understanding.
-->'''Gideon:''' You wanna fight me...for her?\\
'''Scott:''' No. I want to fight you for me. (Scott gained the Power of Self-Respect!)
to:
* [[Film/FatalDeviation "Fuck you and your gun, ya prick!"]]
* From''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'': [[spoiler:"I like Ike."]]
** An [[DontExplainTheJoke explanation]] for those who don't remember thefinal fight 1950s: Indy's line was one of President Eisenhower's campaign slogans.
* This exchange from ''Film/IronEagle'':
-->'''Col. Nakesh''': You may deal directly withWesker in ''Film/ResidentEvilAfterlife'':
-->'''Alice:''' I toldme now, Col. Akir Nakesh!
-->'''Doug Masters''': And youI'd be bringing a few friends.
-->'''Wesker:''' *Smirking* ...You should have brought more.
can deal with me, Doug Masters!
* In''Film/{{Sahara 2005}}'', Al Giordino says "Hi, how ya doin'?" several times ''Film/IronMan3'', Tony Stark summons an army of Iron Man armors to rescue the President and Pepper Potts from Killian.
--> '''Tony''': [[AnAssKickingChristmas It's Christmas.]] Take 'em to church!
* ''Film/{{It 2017}}'' has this line, courtesy of Richie, right beforeknocking he smashes a Mook senseless.
* ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'' gives us this beauty:
-->'''Scott:''' I dislike you.
-->'''Todd:''' Tell itbat into [[EldritchAbomination Pennywise's]] face, starting the final fight:
-->"Welcome to thecleaning lady on Monday.
-->'''Scott:''' What?
-->'''Todd:''' Because I'm going to pound into dust.
-->'''Scott:''' Huh?
-->'''Todd:''' And the cleaning lady...dusts. She dusts.
-->'''Scott:''' I'm sorry...what about Monday?
-->'''Todd:''' Well, today's Friday, and she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?
-->'''Envy:''' Look, basically, this is a fightLoser's Club, asshole!"
* ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
--> "''Smile, youcan't win, so you might as well back off.
** On the more eloquent side:
-->'''Scott:''' Mr. Lee! You're wanted back on stage!
** And after Scott takes a level in understanding.
-->'''Gideon:''' You wanna fight me...for her?\\
'''Scott:''' No. I want to fight you for me. (Scott gained the Powerson of Self-Respect!)a -''" *BOOM*
* From
** An [[DontExplainTheJoke explanation]] for those who don't remember the
* This exchange from ''Film/IronEagle'':
-->'''Col. Nakesh''': You may deal directly with
-->'''Alice:''' I told
-->'''Doug Masters''': And you
-->'''Wesker:''' *Smirking* ...You should have brought more.
* In
--> '''Tony''': [[AnAssKickingChristmas It's Christmas.]] Take 'em to church!
* ''Film/{{It 2017}}'' has this line, courtesy of Richie, right before
* ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'' gives us this beauty:
-->'''Scott:''' I dislike you.
-->'''Todd:''' Tell it
-->"Welcome to the
-->'''Scott:''' What?
-->'''Todd:''' Because I'm going to pound into dust.
-->'''Scott:''' Huh?
-->'''Todd:''' And the cleaning lady...dusts. She dusts.
-->'''Scott:''' I'm sorry...what about Monday?
-->'''Todd:''' Well, today's Friday, and she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?
-->'''Envy:''' Look, basically, this is a fight
* ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
--> "''Smile, you
** On the more eloquent side:
-->'''Scott:''' Mr. Lee! You're wanted back on stage!
** And after Scott takes a level in understanding.
-->'''Gideon:''' You wanna fight me...for her?\\
'''Scott:''' No. I want to fight you for me. (Scott gained the Power
* ''Film/KickAss'': It should be no surprise this has many, but probably the most famous is Hit-Girl's. Wherein she starts by inverting the normal order of things by killing the boss first, then addresses the mooks: "Okay you [[CountryMatters cunts]]...let's see what you can do now." *counts foes and watches to see which one makes a move first* "Eenie...meenie...minie..." *a mook goes for a weapon* "MOE!"
* [[Film/KillBill "You and I have unfinished business."]]
** "Bitch, you don't have a future."
* In ''Film/KingArthur'', right before the Battle of Badon Hill, Arthur speaks to the Saxon leader Cedric, telling him to "Know this face, Saxon, as it will be the last thing you see before you leave this earth." With a somewhat grudging respect, Cedric mutters as he walks off, "Finally, a man worth killing."
* ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService'': "Manners" (click) "Maketh" (click) "Man" (click). Both [[MentorArchetype Hart]] and [[spoiler:[[TheHero Eggsy]]]] say this before delivering a beatdown on Eggsy's stepfather's gang.
* ''Film/LastActionHero'' (Before kicking a police officer in the groin):
-->'''Jack Slater:''' You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers!
* ''Film/TheLastBoyScout'': Creator/BruceWillis tells Damon Wayans, "This is the 90s, you can't just smack a guy in the face. You have to say something clever first. Like if you hit him with a surfboard, you say, 'Surf's up, pal!'"
** "Touch me again, and I'll kill you."
* [[Film/KillBill "You and I have unfinished business."]]
** "Bitch, you don't have a future."
* In ''Film/KingArthur'', right before the Battle of Badon Hill, Arthur speaks to the Saxon leader Cedric, telling him to "Know this face, Saxon, as it will be the last thing you see before you leave this earth." With a somewhat grudging respect, Cedric mutters as he walks off, "Finally, a man worth killing."
* ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService'': "Manners" (click) "Maketh" (click) "Man" (click). Both [[MentorArchetype Hart]] and [[spoiler:[[TheHero Eggsy]]]] say this before delivering a beatdown on Eggsy's stepfather's gang.
* ''Film/LastActionHero'' (Before kicking a police officer in the groin):
-->'''Jack Slater:''' You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers!
* ''Film/TheLastBoyScout'': Creator/BruceWillis tells Damon Wayans, "This is the 90s, you can't just smack a guy in the face. You have to say something clever first. Like if you hit him with a surfboard, you say, 'Surf's up, pal!'"
** "Touch me again, and I'll kill you."
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* ''Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry'': [[TranquilFury "Target that explosion and fire."]]
** ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness'': "Attention: John Harrison. This is Captain Hikaru Sulu of the USS Enterprise. A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. If you test me, you will fail." Sulu, no matter what ship or universe he's in, is a badass.
** ''Film/StarTrekBeyond'': "Let's make some noise."
* [[Film/ChildsPlay "This is the end friend."]]
* In ''Film/{{Serenity}}'', Capt. Reynolds gets one
--> '''The Operative:''' Do you know what your sin is Mal?
--> '''Capt. Malcolm Reynolds:''' Ah hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with '''wrath'''.
* In ''Film/TheAvengers2012'', the Hulk - seemingly a script-writer favorite for awesome one-liners - gets one during the climax when the large alien whale-ship-thing is bearing down on the group
--> '''Captain America:''' Dr. Banner? Now might be a really good time for you to get angry
--> '''Bruce Banner:''' *looking at Cap* That's my secret, Cap. [[TranquilFury I'm always angry.]] *turns and effortlessly morphs into the Hulk in about five seconds, crushing the ship with one punch*
* In ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier'', a bunch of mooks have Cap [[ElevatorActionSequence surrounded in an elevator]], none of them knowing that he's figured out that they're about to attack him.
--> '''Captain America:''' Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?
* In ''Film/IronMan3'', Tony Stark summons an army of Iron Man armors to rescue the President and Pepper Potts from Killian.
--> '''Tony''': [[AnAssKickingChristmas It's Christmas.]] Take 'em to church!
* ''Film/VForVendetta'': "The only thing you and I have in common is that we are both about to die".
** Just after getting shot for more than ten seconds by an entire squad of fingermen wielding guns, V delivers a short one before slaughtering them all. Plus points for it being only moments after the quote above in a sort of one - liner combo.
-->'''V:''' My turn.
** Really, V delivers quite a few of these.
-->'''V:''' [Just before killing several fingermen] Penny for the Guy?
** And this one.
-->'''Prothero:''' [[TheReveal You... it is you!]]
-->'''V:''' The ghost of Christmas Past. [[spoiler: Cue offscreen murder of Prothero.]]
** And ''this'' one.
-->'''Lillimond:''' Oh please, have mercy!
-->'''V:''' Oh, not tonight, Bishop... not tonight!
* Creator/ChowYunFat delivers a hilarious one-liner before offing the gay BigBad in ''FullContact'': "Masturbate in Hell!"
* Inverted in ''Film/FaceOff'': Archer has been through so much shit and is so exasperated that he can't muster a cool one liner. "PLEASE DIE!"
* [[Film/TheWaterboy "Stop making fun of me!"]]
* ''Film/BattleLosAngeles'': From Staff Sergeant Nantz, right before the final shootout over the drone control center:
-->"Marines, we make our stand here. Let those bastards know who they're fucking with."
* In ''Film/XMen1'', Sabretooth ambushes Storm and has her by the neck. He says he wants to hear her try to scream... She responds with a lightning bolt.
* ''Film/X2XMenUnited'':
--> '''Pyro:''' "You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one."
* [[Film/ABronxTale "Now youse can't leave."]]
* From ''{{Film/Gladiator}}'', Maximus eloquently speaks to his troops:
--> '''Maximus:''' At my signal, unleash hell.
* ''Film/{{Oblivion 2013}}'': [[spoiler: '''Jack:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]], Sally. *[[HeroicSacrifice detonates]] [[NukeEm fuel cells]]*]]
* ''Film/TheWarriors'': Ajax isn't exactly the GeniusBruiser of the gang, but he does get the best P.A.K.O.L.: "I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."
* [[Film/DemolitionMan "You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life -- both seconds of it."]]
** ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness'': "Attention: John Harrison. This is Captain Hikaru Sulu of the USS Enterprise. A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. If you test me, you will fail." Sulu, no matter what ship or universe he's in, is a badass.
** ''Film/StarTrekBeyond'': "Let's make some noise."
* [[Film/ChildsPlay "This is the end friend."]]
* In ''Film/{{Serenity}}'', Capt. Reynolds gets one
--> '''The Operative:''' Do you know what your sin is Mal?
--> '''Capt. Malcolm Reynolds:''' Ah hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with '''wrath'''.
* In ''Film/TheAvengers2012'', the Hulk - seemingly a script-writer favorite for awesome one-liners - gets one during the climax when the large alien whale-ship-thing is bearing down on the group
--> '''Captain America:''' Dr. Banner? Now might be a really good time for you to get angry
--> '''Bruce Banner:''' *looking at Cap* That's my secret, Cap. [[TranquilFury I'm always angry.]] *turns and effortlessly morphs into the Hulk in about five seconds, crushing the ship with one punch*
* In ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier'', a bunch of mooks have Cap [[ElevatorActionSequence surrounded in an elevator]], none of them knowing that he's figured out that they're about to attack him.
--> '''Captain America:''' Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?
* In ''Film/IronMan3'', Tony Stark summons an army of Iron Man armors to rescue the President and Pepper Potts from Killian.
--> '''Tony''': [[AnAssKickingChristmas It's Christmas.]] Take 'em to church!
* ''Film/VForVendetta'': "The only thing you and I have in common is that we are both about to die".
** Just after getting shot for more than ten seconds by an entire squad of fingermen wielding guns, V delivers a short one before slaughtering them all. Plus points for it being only moments after the quote above in a sort of one - liner combo.
-->'''V:''' My turn.
** Really, V delivers quite a few of these.
-->'''V:''' [Just before killing several fingermen] Penny for the Guy?
** And this one.
-->'''Prothero:''' [[TheReveal You... it is you!]]
-->'''V:''' The ghost of Christmas Past. [[spoiler: Cue offscreen murder of Prothero.]]
** And ''this'' one.
-->'''Lillimond:''' Oh please, have mercy!
-->'''V:''' Oh, not tonight, Bishop... not tonight!
* Creator/ChowYunFat delivers a hilarious one-liner before offing the gay BigBad in ''FullContact'': "Masturbate in Hell!"
* Inverted in ''Film/FaceOff'': Archer has been through so much shit and is so exasperated that he can't muster a cool one liner. "PLEASE DIE!"
* [[Film/TheWaterboy "Stop making fun of me!"]]
* ''Film/BattleLosAngeles'': From Staff Sergeant Nantz, right before the final shootout over the drone control center:
-->"Marines, we make our stand here. Let those bastards know who they're fucking with."
* In ''Film/XMen1'', Sabretooth ambushes Storm and has her by the neck. He says he wants to hear her try to scream... She responds with a lightning bolt.
* ''Film/X2XMenUnited'':
--> '''Pyro:''' "You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one."
* [[Film/ABronxTale "Now youse can't leave."]]
* From ''{{Film/Gladiator}}'', Maximus eloquently speaks to his troops:
--> '''Maximus:''' At my signal, unleash hell.
* ''Film/{{Oblivion 2013}}'': [[spoiler: '''Jack:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]], Sally. *[[HeroicSacrifice detonates]] [[NukeEm fuel cells]]*]]
* ''Film/TheWarriors'': Ajax isn't exactly the GeniusBruiser of the gang, but he does get the best P.A.K.O.L.: "I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."
* [[Film/DemolitionMan "You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life -- both seconds of it."]]
to:
* ''Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry'': [[TranquilFury "Target that explosion In ''Film/LicenceToKill'', James Bond gets one of these after his license to kill is revoked, and fire."]]
** ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness'': "Attention: John Harrison.right before he leaves the scene ''with'' his weapon.
-->'''James Bond''': I guess it's a farewell to arms.
* ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings'': "Do you not know death when you see it, old man? This isCaptain Hikaru Sulu ''my'' hour!"
** "There's plenty for the both of us! May the ''best dwarf win!''
** "Let them come! There is one dwarf in Moria who ''still draws breath!"''
** The rooster crow would've been great, if they'd left it in the movie. Ah well.
** Not quite a one-liner, but "YouShallNotPass!" and the little pile of taunts that preceded it.
--->'''Gandalf:'' You cannot pass! I am a servant of theUSS Enterprise. A shuttle Secret Fire, wielder of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I the Flame of Anor! The Dark Fire will unleash NOT avail you, Flame of Udûn! Go back to the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. If shadow!
** "[[NoManOfWomanBorn I am no man.]]" (face stab)
** "If youtest me, you will fail." Sulu, no matter what ship or universe he's in, is a badass.
want him, come and claim him!" by Arwen. Incidentally, it could be another translation of the Spartan "Molon Labe"
**''Film/StarTrekBeyond'': "Let's make some noise.FORTH EORLINGAS!
* When the FinalBattle in ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad'' kicks off with Slit pursuing the War Rig in the Interceptor:
-->'''Keeper of the Seeds''': Here we go, girls!
-->'''Max''': (starts shooting at the Interceptor) That's mine!
* ''Film/TheMatrix'': "[[VerbThis Dodge This]]."
* [[Film/ChildsPlay "This is ** The German dub arguably manages to make it even more badass by matching the end friend."]]
* In ''Film/{{Serenity}}'', Capt. Reynolds gets one
--> '''The Operative:''' Do you know what your sinAgent's line "Only human" by Trinity's "Only an Agent".
** Also in ''Revolutions'', where the Merovingian isMal?
--> '''Capt. Malcolm Reynolds:''' Ah hell, I'm a fanattempting to get the main characters to give him something he wants in order for him to get Neo out of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna the Matrix. Trinity, with at least two dozen mooks pointing guns at the heads of her, Morpheus, and Seraph, simply says "I don't have to go with '''wrath'''.
* In ''Film/TheAvengers2012'', the Hulk - seemingly a script-writer favorite for awesome one-liners - gets one during the climax when the large alien whale-ship-thing is bearing down on the group
--> '''Captain America:''' Dr. Banner? Now might be a really goodtime for you to get angry
--> '''Bruce Banner:''' *looking at Cap* That's my secret, Cap. [[TranquilFury I'm always angry.]] *turnsthis shit." and effortlessly morphs into then begins beating the Hulk in about five seconds, crushing the ship with one punch*
* In ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier'', a bunch of mooks have Cap [[ElevatorActionSequence surrounded in an elevator]], none of them knowing that he's figuredcrap out that they're about to attack him.
--> '''Captain America:''' Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?
* In ''Film/IronMan3'', Tony Stark summons an armyof Iron Man armors to rescue the President and Pepper Potts from Killian.
--> '''Tony''': [[AnAssKickingChristmas It's Christmas.]] Take 'em to church!
* ''Film/VForVendetta'': "The only thing you and I have in common is that we are both about to die".
** Just after getting shot for more than ten seconds by an entire squad of fingermen wielding guns, V delivers a short one before slaughtering them all. Plus points for it being only moments after the quote above in a sort of one - liner combo.
-->'''V:''' My turn.
** Really, V delivers quite a few of these.
-->'''V:''' [Just before killingseveral fingermen] Penny for the Guy?
** And this one.
-->'''Prothero:''' [[TheReveal You... it is you!]]
-->'''V:''' The ghost of Christmas Past. [[spoiler: Cue offscreen murder of Prothero.]]
** And ''this'' one.
-->'''Lillimond:''' Oh please, have mercy!
-->'''V:''' Oh, not tonight, Bishop... not tonight!
* Creator/ChowYunFat delivers a hilarious one-liner before offing the gay BigBad in ''FullContact'': "Masturbate in Hell!"
* Inverted in ''Film/FaceOff'': Archer has been through so much shit and is so exasperated that he can't muster a cool one liner. "PLEASE DIE!"
* [[Film/TheWaterboy "Stop making fun of me!"]]
* ''Film/BattleLosAngeles'': From Staff Sergeant Nantz, right before the final shootout over the drone control center:
-->"Marines, we make our stand here. Let those bastards know who they're fucking with."
* In ''Film/XMen1'', Sabretooth ambushes Storm and has her by the neck. He says he wants to hear her try to scream... She responds with a lightning bolt.
* ''Film/X2XMenUnited'':
--> '''Pyro:''' "You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one."
* [[Film/ABronxTale "Now youse can't leave."]]
* From ''{{Film/Gladiator}}'', Maximus eloquently speaks to his troops:
--> '''Maximus:''' At my signal, unleash hell.
* ''Film/{{Oblivion 2013}}'': [[spoiler: '''Jack:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]], Sally. *[[HeroicSacrifice detonates]] [[NukeEm fuel cells]]*]]
* ''Film/TheWarriors'': Ajax isn't exactly the GeniusBruiserof the gang, but he does get bodyguards, catching a pistol and holding it against the best P.A.K.O.L.: "I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."
* [[Film/DemolitionMan "You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life -- both seconds of it."]]Merovingian's head.
** ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness'': "Attention: John Harrison.
-->'''James Bond''': I guess it's a farewell to arms.
* ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings'': "Do you not know death when you see it, old man? This is
** "There's plenty for the both of us! May the ''best dwarf win!''
** "Let them come! There is one dwarf in Moria who ''still draws breath!"''
** The rooster crow would've been great, if they'd left it in the movie. Ah well.
** Not quite a one-liner, but "YouShallNotPass!" and the little pile of taunts that preceded it.
--->'''Gandalf:'' You cannot pass! I am a servant of the
** "[[NoManOfWomanBorn I am no man.]]" (face stab)
** "If you
**
* When the FinalBattle in ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad'' kicks off with Slit pursuing the War Rig in the Interceptor:
-->'''Keeper of the Seeds''': Here we go, girls!
-->'''Max''': (starts shooting at the Interceptor) That's mine!
* ''Film/TheMatrix'': "[[VerbThis Dodge This]]."
* In ''Film/{{Serenity}}'', Capt. Reynolds gets one
--> '''The Operative:''' Do you know what your sin
** Also in ''Revolutions'', where the Merovingian is
--> '''Capt. Malcolm Reynolds:''' Ah hell, I'm a fan
* In ''Film/TheAvengers2012'', the Hulk - seemingly a script-writer favorite for awesome one-liners - gets one during the climax when the large alien whale-ship-thing is bearing down on the group
--> '''Captain America:''' Dr. Banner? Now might be a really good
--> '''Bruce Banner:''' *looking at Cap* That's my secret, Cap. [[TranquilFury I'm always angry.]] *turns
* In ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier'', a bunch of mooks have Cap [[ElevatorActionSequence surrounded in an elevator]], none of them knowing that he's figured
--> '''Captain America:''' Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?
* In ''Film/IronMan3'', Tony Stark summons an army
--> '''Tony''': [[AnAssKickingChristmas It's Christmas.]] Take 'em to church!
* ''Film/VForVendetta'': "The only thing you and I have in common is that we are both about to die".
** Just after getting shot for more than ten seconds by an entire squad of fingermen wielding guns, V delivers a short one before slaughtering them all. Plus points for it being only moments after the quote above in a sort of one - liner combo.
-->'''V:''' My turn.
** Really, V delivers quite a few of these.
-->'''V:''' [Just before killing
** And this one.
-->'''Prothero:''' [[TheReveal You... it is you!]]
-->'''V:''' The ghost of Christmas Past. [[spoiler: Cue offscreen murder of Prothero.]]
** And ''this'' one.
-->'''Lillimond:''' Oh please, have mercy!
-->'''V:''' Oh, not tonight, Bishop... not tonight!
* Creator/ChowYunFat delivers a hilarious one-liner before offing the gay BigBad in ''FullContact'': "Masturbate in Hell!"
* Inverted in ''Film/FaceOff'': Archer has been through so much shit and is so exasperated that he can't muster a cool one liner. "PLEASE DIE!"
* [[Film/TheWaterboy "Stop making fun of me!"]]
* ''Film/BattleLosAngeles'': From Staff Sergeant Nantz, right before the final shootout over the drone control center:
-->"Marines, we make our stand here. Let those bastards know who they're fucking with."
* In ''Film/XMen1'', Sabretooth ambushes Storm and has her by the neck. He says he wants to hear her try to scream... She responds with a lightning bolt.
* ''Film/X2XMenUnited'':
--> '''Pyro:''' "You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one."
* [[Film/ABronxTale "Now youse can't leave."]]
* From ''{{Film/Gladiator}}'', Maximus eloquently speaks to his troops:
--> '''Maximus:''' At my signal, unleash hell.
* ''Film/{{Oblivion 2013}}'': [[spoiler: '''Jack:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]], Sally. *[[HeroicSacrifice detonates]] [[NukeEm fuel cells]]*]]
* ''Film/TheWarriors'': Ajax isn't exactly the GeniusBruiser
* [[Film/DemolitionMan "You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life -- both seconds of it."]]
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* ''The Expendables''
** ''Film/TheExpendables'':
--> Gunnar: What do you wear, size three? Bring it, ''WesternAnimation/HappyFeet''!
** Also in ''Film/TheExpendables2'':
--> Barney: I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm gonna take your life.
* Possibly the shortest example of this trope ever in ''Film/RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes'':
-->[[spoiler:'''Caesar''': '''''[[BigNo NOOO]][[WhamLine OOOO!]]''''']]
* Aunt May, of all people, gets one of these in ''Film/SpiderMan2.'' Doctor Octopus takes her hostage, wraps her in his mechanical arms, and climbs the side of a building. He then prepares to impale Spider-Man in a sneak attack. Aunt May's [[NeverMessWithGranny not having any of it]]:
--> '''Aunt May''': ''Shame'' on you.
--> ''(Smacks Doctor Octopus with her umbrella, saving Spider-Man)''
* ''Film/TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies'' gives us two back-to-back when the rest of the White Council shows up to help Galadriel rescue Gandalf from the Ring Wraiths at Dol Guldur.
-->'''Saruman''': Are you in need of assistance, my lady?
-->'''Elrond''': You should have stayed dead.
* ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService'': "Manners" (click) "Maketh" (click) "Man" (click). Both [[MentorArchetype Hart]] and [[spoiler:[[TheHero Eggsy]]]] say this before delivering a beatdown on Eggsy's stepfather's gang.
** ''Film/TheExpendables'':
--> Gunnar: What do you wear, size three? Bring it, ''WesternAnimation/HappyFeet''!
** Also in ''Film/TheExpendables2'':
--> Barney: I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm gonna take your life.
* Possibly the shortest example of this trope ever in ''Film/RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes'':
-->[[spoiler:'''Caesar''': '''''[[BigNo NOOO]][[WhamLine OOOO!]]''''']]
* Aunt May, of all people, gets one of these in ''Film/SpiderMan2.'' Doctor Octopus takes her hostage, wraps her in his mechanical arms, and climbs the side of a building. He then prepares to impale Spider-Man in a sneak attack. Aunt May's [[NeverMessWithGranny not having any of it]]:
--> '''Aunt May''': ''Shame'' on you.
--> ''(Smacks Doctor Octopus with her umbrella, saving Spider-Man)''
* ''Film/TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies'' gives us two back-to-back when the rest of the White Council shows up to help Galadriel rescue Gandalf from the Ring Wraiths at Dol Guldur.
-->'''Saruman''': Are you in need of assistance, my lady?
-->'''Elrond''': You should have stayed dead.
* ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService'': "Manners" (click) "Maketh" (click) "Man" (click). Both [[MentorArchetype Hart]] and [[spoiler:[[TheHero Eggsy]]]] say this before delivering a beatdown on Eggsy's stepfather's gang.
to:
* ''The Expendables''
''Film/MysteryMen''
**''Film/TheExpendables'':
The Blue Raja (a second-string superhero with a cutlery-based gimmick) is frequently shown practicing these sorts of thing. ("But I'll forkgive you if you forkgot.")
** His teammate, Mr. Furious, has a plethora of really bad one-liners... Also, the first fight starts with one from each hero present.
* In ''Film/TheNeverendingStory,'' Atreyu challenging G'mork: "If we're about to die anyway, I'd rather die ''fighting!'' Come for me, G'mork! ''I am Atreyu!"'' Could also double as a PreMortemOneLiner, since he kills G'mork within seconds of saying it.
* ''Film/NewJackCity'': "Idolater! Your soul is required in Hell!"
* ''Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet'': "Freddy's gonna get you."
** Also, as delivered by the FinalGirl in ''Film/FreddyVsJason: [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Welcome to my world,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]
* ''Film/{{Oblivion 2013}}'': [[spoiler: '''Jack:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]], Sally. *[[HeroicSacrifice detonates]] [[NukeEm fuel cells]]*]]
* ''Film/OnceUponATimeInTheWest'' begins with three gunmen waiting for a train for over 10 minutes with basically no dialog or any action. When the train finally arrives, their encounter with the mysterious stranger still takes four more minutes, with one of the most badass dialogs ever performed:
-->Gunnar: What do you wear, size three? Bring it, ''WesternAnimation/HappyFeet''!
** Also in ''Film/TheExpendables2'':
'''Stranger:''' ''"Where is Frank?"''
-->Barney: I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm gonna take your life.
* Possibly the shortest example of this trope ever in ''Film/RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes'':
-->[[spoiler:'''Caesar''': '''''[[BigNo NOOO]][[WhamLine OOOO!]]''''']]
* Aunt May, of all people, gets one of these in ''Film/SpiderMan2.'' Doctor Octopus takes her hostage, wraps her in his mechanical arms, and climbs the side of a building. He then prepares to impale Spider-Man in a sneak attack. Aunt May's [[NeverMessWithGranny not having any of it]]:
'''Gunman #1:''' ''"Frank send us."''
-->'''Aunt May''': ''Shame'' on you.
'''Stranger:''' ''"You bring a horse for me?"''
-->''(Smacks Doctor Octopus with her umbrella, saving Spider-Man)''
* ''Film/TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies'' gives us'''Gunman #1:''' ''"Looks like we're shy one horse..."''
--> '''Stranger:''' ''"You brought twoback-to-back when the rest of the White Council shows up to help Galadriel rescue Gandalf from the Ring Wraiths at Dol Guldur.
-->'''Saruman''': Aretoo many..."''
--> *beat*
--> [[BlastOut *bang* *bang* *bang*]] ... [[DoubleKnockout *bang*]]
* ''Film/TheOutsiders'': "Don't youin need of assistance, my lady?
-->'''Elrond''': You should have stayed dead.
* ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService'': "Manners" (click) "Maketh" (click) "Man" (click). Both [[MentorArchetype Hart]] and [[spoiler:[[TheHero Eggsy]]]] say this before deliveringknow a beatdown on Eggsy's stepfather's gang.rumble ain't a rumble without me?"
**
** His teammate, Mr. Furious, has a plethora of really bad one-liners... Also, the first fight starts with one from each hero present.
* In ''Film/TheNeverendingStory,'' Atreyu challenging G'mork: "If we're about to die anyway, I'd rather die ''fighting!'' Come for me, G'mork! ''I am Atreyu!"'' Could also double as a PreMortemOneLiner, since he kills G'mork within seconds of saying it.
* ''Film/NewJackCity'': "Idolater! Your soul is required in Hell!"
* ''Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet'': "Freddy's gonna get you."
** Also, as delivered by the FinalGirl in ''Film/FreddyVsJason: [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Welcome to my world,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]
* ''Film/{{Oblivion 2013}}'': [[spoiler: '''Jack:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]], Sally. *[[HeroicSacrifice detonates]] [[NukeEm fuel cells]]*]]
* ''Film/OnceUponATimeInTheWest'' begins with three gunmen waiting for a train for over 10 minutes with basically no dialog or any action. When the train finally arrives, their encounter with the mysterious stranger still takes four more minutes, with one of the most badass dialogs ever performed:
-->
** Also in ''Film/TheExpendables2'':
-->
* Possibly the shortest example of this trope ever in ''Film/RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes'':
-->[[spoiler:'''Caesar''': '''''[[BigNo NOOO]][[WhamLine OOOO!]]''''']]
* Aunt May, of all people, gets one of these in ''Film/SpiderMan2.'' Doctor Octopus takes her hostage, wraps her in his mechanical arms, and climbs the side of a building. He then prepares to impale Spider-Man in a sneak attack. Aunt May's [[NeverMessWithGranny not having any of it]]:
-->
-->
* ''Film/TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies'' gives us
--> '''Stranger:''' ''"You brought two
-->'''Saruman''': Are
--> *beat*
--> [[BlastOut *bang* *bang* *bang*]] ... [[DoubleKnockout *bang*]]
* ''Film/TheOutsiders'': "Don't you
-->'''Elrond''': You should have stayed dead.
* ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService'': "Manners" (click) "Maketh" (click) "Man" (click). Both [[MentorArchetype Hart]] and [[spoiler:[[TheHero Eggsy]]]] say this before delivering
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* ''Film/TheOutsiders'': "Don't you know a rumble ain't a rumble without me?"
* ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Furious 7]]'':
** "You thought this was gonna be a street fight? You're damn right it is."
** Also:
-->'''[[Wrestling/TheRock Luke:]]''' Gotta go to work.
* ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Furious 7]]'':
** "You thought this was gonna be a street fight? You're damn right it is."
** Also:
-->'''[[Wrestling/TheRock Luke:]]''' Gotta go to work.
to:
* ''Film/TheOutsiders'': "Don't ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean:''
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl The Curse of the Black Pearl]]'': Jack tells Barbossa, "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man youknow a rumble ain't a rumble without me?"
* ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Furious 7]]'':
** "You thought this was gonnacan always trust to be a street fight? You're damn right it is.dishonest - honestly. It's the ''honest'' ones you want to watch out for. 'Cause you can never tell when they're about to do something... incredibly... stupid."
**Also:
-->'''[[Wrestling/TheRock Luke:]]''' Gotta go''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd At World's End]]'': "Then what shall we die for?"
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides On Stranger Tides]]'': Jack: "Oh I understand everything. Except that wig." Spectacular escape ensues.
* ''{{Film/Pixels}}'': In the final battle scene, as Sam Brenner gets towork.the top, where Donkey Kong is waiting for him with an evil grin and barrel in his hand, Sam looks dead at DK and says "I've been waiting to do this since 1982.", followed by throwing his hammer at DK and defeating him, finally winning the battle and giving Sam the proper Donkey Kong win he deserved.
* ''Film/ThePrincessBride'': {{JustForFun/Hello}}. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie."
** ToThePain!
* Played and lampshaded in ''Film/PulpFiction'', by Jules Winfield who recited Ezekiel 25:17 (although an extended version) and admits he liked to do it before killing someone.
* One of the protagonists in ''Film/RaceForTheYankeeZephyr'' (1981) has a habit of describing the eating habits of the crocodile in disgusting detail to everyone he meets. When he and his friend are stopped at a roadblock of armed mooks, they begin to recite this description in unison -- then as the mooks are looking at each other in bemusement launch a GroinAttack.
* ''Film/RampagePresidentDown'', Bill as he prepares to use a machine gun upon a whole squadron of SWAT men hunting him down as retribution for assassinating the US president.
-->'''Bill Williamson:''' "Okay you fucks, welcome to Camp Bill!"
* From the final fight with Wesker in ''Film/ResidentEvilAfterlife'':
-->'''Alice:''' I told you I'd be bringing a few friends.
-->'''Wesker:''' *Smirking* ...You should have brought more.
* Possibly the shortest example of this trope ever in ''Film/RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes'':
-->[[spoiler:'''Caesar''': '''''[[BigNo NOOO]][[WhamLine OOOO!]]''''']]
* ''Film/RoboCop1987''
-->"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
-->"Your move, creep."
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl The Curse of the Black Pearl]]'': Jack tells Barbossa, "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you
* ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Furious 7]]'':
** "You thought this was gonna
**
-->'''[[Wrestling/TheRock Luke:]]''' Gotta go
** ''[[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides On Stranger Tides]]'': Jack: "Oh I understand everything. Except that wig." Spectacular escape ensues.
* ''{{Film/Pixels}}'': In the final battle scene, as Sam Brenner gets to
* ''Film/ThePrincessBride'': {{JustForFun/Hello}}. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie."
** ToThePain!
* Played and lampshaded in ''Film/PulpFiction'', by Jules Winfield who recited Ezekiel 25:17 (although an extended version) and admits he liked to do it before killing someone.
* One of the protagonists in ''Film/RaceForTheYankeeZephyr'' (1981) has a habit of describing the eating habits of the crocodile in disgusting detail to everyone he meets. When he and his friend are stopped at a roadblock of armed mooks, they begin to recite this description in unison -- then as the mooks are looking at each other in bemusement launch a GroinAttack.
* ''Film/RampagePresidentDown'', Bill as he prepares to use a machine gun upon a whole squadron of SWAT men hunting him down as retribution for assassinating the US president.
-->'''Bill Williamson:''' "Okay you fucks, welcome to Camp Bill!"
* From the final fight with Wesker in ''Film/ResidentEvilAfterlife'':
-->'''Alice:''' I told you I'd be bringing a few friends.
-->'''Wesker:''' *Smirking* ...You should have brought more.
* Possibly the shortest example of this trope ever in ''Film/RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes'':
-->[[spoiler:'''Caesar''': '''''[[BigNo NOOO]][[WhamLine OOOO!]]''''']]
* ''Film/RoboCop1987''
-->"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
-->"Your move, creep."
* In ''Film/{{Sahara 2005}}'', Al Giordino says "Hi, how ya doin'?" several times right before knocking a Mook senseless.
* ''Film/TheSantaClause'': "We're your worst nightmare -- elves with an attitude."
* Film/{{Scarface 1983}}'s "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
* [[Film/TheScorpionKing Who dies first?]]
* ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'' gives us this beauty:
-->'''Scott:''' I dislike you.
-->'''Todd:''' Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
-->'''Scott:''' What?
-->'''Todd:''' Because I'm going to pound into dust.
-->'''Scott:''' Huh?
-->'''Todd:''' And the cleaning lady...dusts. She dusts.
-->'''Scott:''' I'm sorry...what about Monday?
-->'''Todd:''' Well, today's Friday, and she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?
-->'''Envy:''' Look, basically, this is a fight you can't win, so you might as well back off.
** On the more eloquent side:
-->'''Scott:''' Mr. Lee! You're wanted back on stage!
** And after Scott takes a level in understanding.
-->'''Gideon:''' You wanna fight me...for her?\\
'''Scott:''' No. I want to fight you for me. (Scott gained the Power of Self-Respect!)
* In ''Film/{{Serenity}}'', Capt. Reynolds gets one
--> '''The Operative:''' Do you know what your sin is Mal?
--> '''Capt. Malcolm Reynolds:''' Ah hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with '''wrath'''.
* ''Film/ShootEmUp'', whenever [[TheGunslinger Smith's]] BerserkButton gets pressed: "You know what I hate?"
* ''Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2'': "[[Memes/LiveActionFilms Garbage Day!]]"
* ''Film/TheSantaClause'': "We're your worst nightmare -- elves with an attitude."
* Film/{{Scarface 1983}}'s "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
* [[Film/TheScorpionKing Who dies first?]]
* ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'' gives us this beauty:
-->'''Scott:''' I dislike you.
-->'''Todd:''' Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
-->'''Scott:''' What?
-->'''Todd:''' Because I'm going to pound into dust.
-->'''Scott:''' Huh?
-->'''Todd:''' And the cleaning lady...dusts. She dusts.
-->'''Scott:''' I'm sorry...what about Monday?
-->'''Todd:''' Well, today's Friday, and she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?
-->'''Envy:''' Look, basically, this is a fight you can't win, so you might as well back off.
** On the more eloquent side:
-->'''Scott:''' Mr. Lee! You're wanted back on stage!
** And after Scott takes a level in understanding.
-->'''Gideon:''' You wanna fight me...for her?\\
'''Scott:''' No. I want to fight you for me. (Scott gained the Power of Self-Respect!)
* In ''Film/{{Serenity}}'', Capt. Reynolds gets one
--> '''The Operative:''' Do you know what your sin is Mal?
--> '''Capt. Malcolm Reynolds:''' Ah hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with '''wrath'''.
* ''Film/ShootEmUp'', whenever [[TheGunslinger Smith's]] BerserkButton gets pressed: "You know what I hate?"
* ''Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2'': "[[Memes/LiveActionFilms Garbage Day!]]"
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* When the FinalBattle in ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad'' kicks off with Slit pursuing the War Rig in the Interceptor:
-->'''Keeper of the Seeds''': Here we go, girls!
-->'''Max''': (starts shooting at the Interceptor) That's mine!
* ''Film/EnterTheDragon'': "You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin Temple."
* This exchange from ''Film/IronEagle'':
-->'''Col. Nakesh''': You may deal directly with me now, Col. Akir Nakesh!
-->'''Doug Masters''': And you can deal with me, Doug Masters!
* In ''Film/LicenceToKill'', James Bond gets one of these after his license to kill is revoked, and right before he leaves the scene ''with'' his weapon.
-->'''James Bond''': I guess it's a farewell to arms.
-->'''Keeper of the Seeds''': Here we go, girls!
-->'''Max''': (starts shooting at the Interceptor) That's mine!
* ''Film/EnterTheDragon'': "You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin Temple."
* This exchange from ''Film/IronEagle'':
-->'''Col. Nakesh''': You may deal directly with me now, Col. Akir Nakesh!
-->'''Doug Masters''': And you can deal with me, Doug Masters!
* In ''Film/LicenceToKill'', James Bond gets one of these after his license to kill is revoked, and right before he leaves the scene ''with'' his weapon.
-->'''James Bond''': I guess it's a farewell to arms.
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* ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice''
--> '''Comicbook/{{Batman}}''': You're not brave. [[FantasticRacism Men are brave]].
--> '''Comicbook/WonderWoman''': I've killed things from other worlds before.
--> '''Comicbook/{{Batman}}''': You're not brave. [[FantasticRacism Men are brave]].
--> '''Comicbook/WonderWoman''': I've killed things from other worlds before.
to:
* ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice''
In ''Film/{{Soldier}}'', one super soldier is getting ready to battle a squad of improved versions.
-->'''Comicbook/{{Batman}}''': You're not brave. [[FantasticRacism Men "There are brave]].
seventeen of them. What do you plan to do?"
-->'''Comicbook/WonderWoman''': "I'm going to kill them all."
* Aunt May, of all people, gets one of these in ''Film/SpiderMan2.'' Doctor Octopus takes her hostage, wraps her in his mechanical arms, and climbs the side of a building. He then prepares to impale Spider-Man in a sneak attack. Aunt May's [[NeverMessWithGranny not having any of it]]:
--> '''Aunt May''': ''Shame'' on you.
--> ''(Smacks Doctor Octopus with her umbrella, saving Spider-Man)''
* ''Film/StarTrek2009'': TheDragon has Kirk by the throat, holding him over a ledge and gloating about how weak humans are. Kirk makes some vague choking noises, prompting the villain to observe that Kirk "can't even speak!" Kirk's response? A suddenly lucid "[[PreMortemOneLiner I've got your gun]]!" at which point he promptly gives TheDragon back his ammo. Right in the chest.
* ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact'': Worf -- "Assimilate this"
** Alternatively, Data's "Resistance. Is. Futile."
* ''Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry'': [[TranquilFury "Target that explosion and fire."]]
** ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness'': "Attention: John Harrison. This is Captain Hikaru Sulu of the USS ''Enterprise''. A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. If you test me, you will fail." Sulu, no matter what ship or universe he's in, is a badass.
** ''Film/StarTrekBeyond'': "Let's make some noise."
* ''Franchise/StarWars'' -- ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'': Obi-Wan drops from the rafters into General Grievous' midst. Grievous and his guards turn to look at him.
-->'''Obi-Wan Kenobi:''' Hello there.
** Shortly afterwards in that same scene, Grievous boasts about how he was trained by Count Dooku in the Jedi Arts.
-->''' Obi-Wan:''' Good, because I trained the Jedi who killedthings Count Dooku.
** Creator/SamuelLJackson had one, too. It didn't ''work'', but you can't deny it was badass:
--->'''Mace Windu:''' In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic... ''(fires up lightsaber)'' you are under arrest, Chancellor Palpatine.
** Palpatine counters with his own before ''effortlessly slaughtering 3 Jedi masters''.
--->'''Chancellor Palpatine:''' "It's treason, then."
** As does Yoda, upon barging into the Emperor Palpatine's office, and pursuing the latter as he retreats to the Senate Chamber.
--->'''Yoda:''' If so powerful you are, why leave?
* ''Film/StrawDogs''. "OKAY! You've had your fun! And if you don't clear out now... there'll be real trouble. I mean it." Another example is "This is where I live. This is me. I will not allow violence against this house."
* Guile -- played [[SoBadItsGood memorably]] by Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme -- attempts several of these in ''Film/StreetFighter''. Attempts.
-->'''Guile:''' I'm the Repo Man... and you're out of business.
-->'''Guile:''' This is the collection agency, Bison! Your ass is six month overdue... and it's mine!
* Casey Jones in ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990'': "Now that, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And this is the penalty." and "The class is [[{{Subject101}} Pain 101]]. Your instructor is Casey Jones."
* "I have come here to ChewBubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum!" This famous example was used in ''Film/TheyLive'', but parodying the line has itself become a trope.
* ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' gives us this exchange as a prelude to (one of) Optimus' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome MoA]]:
-->'''Megatron:''' Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?\\
'''Optimus:''' You'll never stop at one... ''I'll take you ALL on!''
** Also:
-->'''Optimus:''' You picked the wrong planet! [[OffWithHisHead GIVE ME YOUR FACE!]]
** And then, he actually took his face.
** Another fromother worlds before.the very beginning, when Optimus single-handedly takes down a decepticon around four times his size that's rampaging through a highway:
-->'''Optimus:''' Pull over!
** From [[Film/{{Transformers}} the first movie]], we have 3 from Megatron.
--> '''Megatron''': No, it's ''just'' '''''me''''' Prime!
--> '''Megatron''': Join them in ''extinction''!
--> '''Megatron''': Oh, so unwise...''*smashes the ground beneath Sam, sending him falling to his (almost) death*''
** Optimus in ''[[Film/TransformersDarkOfTheMoon Dark of the Moon]]'':
--> '''Megatron''': ...Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?
--> '''Optimus''': [[spoiler:Time to find out.]]
* [[Film/TropicThunder "Here's my motherfuckin' farm"]]
** Followed up by, "I'm a ''lead'' farmer motherfucker!"
* ''Film/TrueGrit'', just before [[spoiler:Rooster guns down Ned Pepper and his cohorts in a four-on-one horseback gunfight]]. "Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!"
* Subverted in ''Film/{{United 93}}'' as the passengers psych up for the [[StormingTheCastle rush on the cockpit]]. Todd Beamer's famous, "Let's roll!" is treated as a barely noticeable throw-away.
* ''Film/{{Unknown 2011}}'': "I didn't forget everything. I remember how to kill you, asshole."
* ''Film/VForVendetta'': "The only thing you and I have in common is that we are both about to die".
** Just after getting shot for more than ten seconds by an entire squad of fingermen wielding guns, V delivers a short one before slaughtering them all. Plus points for it being only moments after the quote above in a sort of one - liner combo.
-->'''V:''' My turn.
** Really, V delivers quite a few of these.
-->'''V:''' [Just before killing several fingermen] Penny for the Guy?
** And this one.
-->'''Prothero:''' [[TheReveal You... it is you!]]
-->'''V:''' The ghost of Christmas Past. [[spoiler: Cue offscreen murder of Prothero.]]
** And ''this'' one.
-->'''Lillimond:''' Oh please, have mercy!
-->'''V:''' Oh, not tonight, Bishop... not tonight!
* ''Film/TheWarriors'': Ajax isn't exactly the GeniusBruiser of the gang, but he does get the best P.A.K.O.L.: "I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."
* ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'':
-->'''Rorshach:''' Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.\\
''(cue a prolonged scene of Rorshach hacking a man's skull in half)''
* [[Film/TheWaterboy "Stop making fun of me!"]]
* In ''Film/XMen1'', Sabretooth ambushes Storm and has her by the neck. He says he wants to hear her try to scream... She responds with a lightning bolt.
* ''Film/X2XMenUnited'':
--> '''Pyro:''' "You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one."
-->
-->
* Aunt May, of all people, gets one of these in ''Film/SpiderMan2.'' Doctor Octopus takes her hostage, wraps her in his mechanical arms, and climbs the side of a building. He then prepares to impale Spider-Man in a sneak attack. Aunt May's [[NeverMessWithGranny not having any of it]]:
--> '''Aunt May''': ''Shame'' on you.
--> ''(Smacks Doctor Octopus with her umbrella, saving Spider-Man)''
* ''Film/StarTrek2009'': TheDragon has Kirk by the throat, holding him over a ledge and gloating about how weak humans are. Kirk makes some vague choking noises, prompting the villain to observe that Kirk "can't even speak!" Kirk's response? A suddenly lucid "[[PreMortemOneLiner I've got your gun]]!" at which point he promptly gives TheDragon back his ammo. Right in the chest.
* ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact'': Worf -- "Assimilate this"
** Alternatively, Data's "Resistance. Is. Futile."
* ''Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry'': [[TranquilFury "Target that explosion and fire."]]
** ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness'': "Attention: John Harrison. This is Captain Hikaru Sulu of the USS ''Enterprise''. A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. If you test me, you will fail." Sulu, no matter what ship or universe he's in, is a badass.
** ''Film/StarTrekBeyond'': "Let's make some noise."
* ''Franchise/StarWars'' -- ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'': Obi-Wan drops from the rafters into General Grievous' midst. Grievous and his guards turn to look at him.
-->'''Obi-Wan Kenobi:''' Hello there.
** Shortly afterwards in that same scene, Grievous boasts about how he was trained by Count Dooku in the Jedi Arts.
-->''' Obi-Wan:''' Good, because I trained the Jedi who killed
** Creator/SamuelLJackson had one, too. It didn't ''work'', but you can't deny it was badass:
--->'''Mace Windu:''' In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic... ''(fires up lightsaber)'' you are under arrest, Chancellor Palpatine.
** Palpatine counters with his own before ''effortlessly slaughtering 3 Jedi masters''.
--->'''Chancellor Palpatine:''' "It's treason, then."
** As does Yoda, upon barging into the Emperor Palpatine's office, and pursuing the latter as he retreats to the Senate Chamber.
--->'''Yoda:''' If so powerful you are, why leave?
* ''Film/StrawDogs''. "OKAY! You've had your fun! And if you don't clear out now... there'll be real trouble. I mean it." Another example is "This is where I live. This is me. I will not allow violence against this house."
* Guile -- played [[SoBadItsGood memorably]] by Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme -- attempts several of these in ''Film/StreetFighter''. Attempts.
-->'''Guile:''' I'm the Repo Man... and you're out of business.
-->'''Guile:''' This is the collection agency, Bison! Your ass is six month overdue... and it's mine!
* Casey Jones in ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990'': "Now that, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And this is the penalty." and "The class is [[{{Subject101}} Pain 101]]. Your instructor is Casey Jones."
* "I have come here to ChewBubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum!" This famous example was used in ''Film/TheyLive'', but parodying the line has itself become a trope.
* ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'' gives us this exchange as a prelude to (one of) Optimus' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome MoA]]:
-->'''Megatron:''' Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?\\
'''Optimus:''' You'll never stop at one... ''I'll take you ALL on!''
** Also:
-->'''Optimus:''' You picked the wrong planet! [[OffWithHisHead GIVE ME YOUR FACE!]]
** And then, he actually took his face.
** Another from
-->'''Optimus:''' Pull over!
** From [[Film/{{Transformers}} the first movie]], we have 3 from Megatron.
--> '''Megatron''': No, it's ''just'' '''''me''''' Prime!
--> '''Megatron''': Join them in ''extinction''!
--> '''Megatron''': Oh, so unwise...''*smashes the ground beneath Sam, sending him falling to his (almost) death*''
** Optimus in ''[[Film/TransformersDarkOfTheMoon Dark of the Moon]]'':
--> '''Megatron''': ...Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?
--> '''Optimus''': [[spoiler:Time to find out.]]
* [[Film/TropicThunder "Here's my motherfuckin' farm"]]
** Followed up by, "I'm a ''lead'' farmer motherfucker!"
* ''Film/TrueGrit'', just before [[spoiler:Rooster guns down Ned Pepper and his cohorts in a four-on-one horseback gunfight]]. "Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!"
* Subverted in ''Film/{{United 93}}'' as the passengers psych up for the [[StormingTheCastle rush on the cockpit]]. Todd Beamer's famous, "Let's roll!" is treated as a barely noticeable throw-away.
* ''Film/{{Unknown 2011}}'': "I didn't forget everything. I remember how to kill you, asshole."
* ''Film/VForVendetta'': "The only thing you and I have in common is that we are both about to die".
** Just after getting shot for more than ten seconds by an entire squad of fingermen wielding guns, V delivers a short one before slaughtering them all. Plus points for it being only moments after the quote above in a sort of one - liner combo.
-->'''V:''' My turn.
** Really, V delivers quite a few of these.
-->'''V:''' [Just before killing several fingermen] Penny for the Guy?
** And this one.
-->'''Prothero:''' [[TheReveal You... it is you!]]
-->'''V:''' The ghost of Christmas Past. [[spoiler: Cue offscreen murder of Prothero.]]
** And ''this'' one.
-->'''Lillimond:''' Oh please, have mercy!
-->'''V:''' Oh, not tonight, Bishop... not tonight!
* ''Film/TheWarriors'': Ajax isn't exactly the GeniusBruiser of the gang, but he does get the best P.A.K.O.L.: "I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."
* ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'':
-->'''Rorshach:''' Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.\\
''(cue a prolonged scene of Rorshach hacking a man's skull in half)''
* [[Film/TheWaterboy "Stop making fun of me!"]]
* In ''Film/XMen1'', Sabretooth ambushes Storm and has her by the neck. He says he wants to hear her try to scream... She responds with a lightning bolt.
* ''Film/X2XMenUnited'':
--> '''Pyro:''' "You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one."
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* ''Film/{{It 2017}}'' has this line, courtesy of Richie, right before he smashes a bat into [[EldritchAbomination Pennywise's]] face, starting the final fight:
-->"Welcome to the Loser's Club, asshole!"
* ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' has one a long time coming. [[spoiler:As Thanos approaches the Nano Gauntlet, every ally that could come is teleported on the scene. With all the forces of Thanos and the Avengers standing off, Captain America begins the fight with:]]
--> [[spoiler:"AVENGERS! ...Assemble."]]
** Also in ''Endgame'' there is this exchange between [[spoiler: the recently-resurrected Scarlet Witch and Thanos, before she proceeds to single-handedly kick his ass so hard he hard to order his ship to bombard the entire area from orbit to get away from her]]:
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': You took ''everything'' from me.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''': I don't even know who you are.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': ''You will.'']]
** And lest we forget, the ShutUpHannibal that ends everything.
-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''' (''having just recovered the Nano Gauntlet''): I am inevitable. (''snaps fingers, nothing happens, looks at gauntlet to find that there's no Infinity Stones in it'')]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Tony Stark''' (''holding up his hand as the six Infinity Stones appear in his Iron Man suit''): And I...am...''Iron Man''. (''snap'')]]
* ''Film/{{Congo}}'': Ross gets a pretty cool one when she gets the laser operational at the climax:
-->'''Ross''': We're getting the hell outta here.
-->'''Munro''': What about them ([[KillerGorilla the gorillas]])?
-->'''Ross''': Put 'em on the endangered species list! (''fires laser, cuts the group surrounding Amy and Peter'' '''''literally''''' ''in half'')
* ''Film/DollFactory'': Darius Grumley delivers this line before unloading his gun on some dolls.
-->'''Darius Grumley:''' Trick or treat, motherfuckers!
-->"Welcome to the Loser's Club, asshole!"
* ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' has one a long time coming. [[spoiler:As Thanos approaches the Nano Gauntlet, every ally that could come is teleported on the scene. With all the forces of Thanos and the Avengers standing off, Captain America begins the fight with:]]
--> [[spoiler:"AVENGERS! ...Assemble."]]
** Also in ''Endgame'' there is this exchange between [[spoiler: the recently-resurrected Scarlet Witch and Thanos, before she proceeds to single-handedly kick his ass so hard he hard to order his ship to bombard the entire area from orbit to get away from her]]:
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': You took ''everything'' from me.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''': I don't even know who you are.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': ''You will.'']]
** And lest we forget, the ShutUpHannibal that ends everything.
-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''' (''having just recovered the Nano Gauntlet''): I am inevitable. (''snaps fingers, nothing happens, looks at gauntlet to find that there's no Infinity Stones in it'')]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Tony Stark''' (''holding up his hand as the six Infinity Stones appear in his Iron Man suit''): And I...am...''Iron Man''. (''snap'')]]
* ''Film/{{Congo}}'': Ross gets a pretty cool one when she gets the laser operational at the climax:
-->'''Ross''': We're getting the hell outta here.
-->'''Munro''': What about them ([[KillerGorilla the gorillas]])?
-->'''Ross''': Put 'em on the endangered species list! (''fires laser, cuts the group surrounding Amy and Peter'' '''''literally''''' ''in half'')
* ''Film/DollFactory'': Darius Grumley delivers this line before unloading his gun on some dolls.
-->'''Darius Grumley:''' Trick or treat, motherfuckers!
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-->"Welcome to the Loser's Club, asshole!"
* ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' has one a long time coming. [[spoiler:As Thanos approaches the Nano Gauntlet, every ally that could come is teleported on the scene. With all the forces of Thanos and the Avengers standing off, Captain America begins the fight with:]]
--> [[spoiler:"AVENGERS! ...Assemble."]]
** Also in ''Endgame'' there is this exchange between [[spoiler: the recently-resurrected Scarlet Witch and Thanos, before she proceeds to single-handedly kick his ass so hard he hard to order his ship to bombard the entire area from orbit to get away from her]]:
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': You took ''everything'' from me.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''': I don't even know who you are.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': ''You will.'']]
** And lest we forget, the ShutUpHannibal that ends everything.
-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''' (''having just recovered the Nano Gauntlet''): I am inevitable. (''snaps fingers, nothing happens, looks at gauntlet to find that there's no Infinity Stones in it'')]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Tony Stark''' (''holding up his hand as the six Infinity Stones appear in his Iron Man suit''): And I...am...''Iron Man''. (''snap'')]]
* ''Film/{{Congo}}'': Ross gets a pretty cool one when she gets the laser operational at the climax:
-->'''Ross''': We're getting the hell outta here.
-->'''Munro''': What about them ([[KillerGorilla the gorillas]])?
-->'''Ross''': Put 'em on the endangered species list! (''fires laser, cuts the group surrounding Amy and Peter'' '''''literally''''' ''in half'')
* ''Film/DollFactory'': Darius Grumley delivers this line before unloading his gun on some dolls.
-->'''Darius Grumley:''' Trick or treat, motherfuckers!
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* ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' has the great quote by Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate): "Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?"
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* ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' has the great quote by Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate): (Creator/ChristinaApplegate): "Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?"
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* ''Film/DollFactory'': Darius Grumley delivers this line before unloading his gun on some dolls.
-->'''Darius Grumley:''' Trick or treat, motherfuckers!
-->'''Darius Grumley:''' Trick or treat, motherfuckers!
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* ''Pixels (Film)'': In the final battle scene, as Sam Brenner gets to the top, where Donkey Kong is waiting for him with an evil grin and barrel in his hand, Sam looks dead at DK and says "I've been waiting to do this since 1982.", followed by throwing his hammer at DK and defeating him, finally winning the battle and giving Sam the proper Donkey Kong win he deserved.
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* ''Pixels (Film)'': ''{{Film/Pixels}}'': In the final battle scene, as Sam Brenner gets to the top, where Donkey Kong is waiting for him with an evil grin and barrel in his hand, Sam looks dead at DK and says "I've been waiting to do this since 1982.", followed by throwing his hammer at DK and defeating him, finally winning the battle and giving Sam the proper Donkey Kong win he deserved.
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Pixels HAD to be in this. Also I had no idea how to properly embed the link so can someone take care of it for me?
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* ''Pixels (Film)'': In the final battle scene, as Sam Brenner gets to the top, where Donkey Kong is waiting for him with an evil grin and barrel in his hand, Sam looks dead at DK and says "I've been waiting to do this since 1982.", followed by throwing his hammer at DK and defeating him, finally winning the battle and giving Sam the proper Donkey Kong win he deserved.
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* ''Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2'': "[[Memes/{{Film}} Garbage Day!]]"
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* ''Film/{{Equilibrium}}'': Made even better for the fact that ''{{Character/DuPont}}'' was attempting to [[BreakThemByTalking break Preston's resolve by getting him to surrender]] as well as tell [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech him how much he played right into his hands]]. However, Preston is not that easy in giving up without a fight, especially since he's [[UnstoppableRage suffered enough and very willing to exact revenge]] and [[ShutUpHannibal instantly shows him the end of a barrel of a gun]]. ''{{DuPont}}'' stupidly underestimates Preston's abilities, [[TranquilFury the latter determined to destroy the corrupt, murderous system]].
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* ''Film/{{Equilibrium}}'': Made even better for the fact that ''{{Character/DuPont}}'' [=DuPont=] was attempting to [[BreakThemByTalking break Preston's resolve by getting him to surrender]] as well as tell [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech him how much he played right into his hands]]. However, Preston is not that easy in giving up without a fight, especially since he's [[UnstoppableRage suffered enough and very willing to exact revenge]] and [[ShutUpHannibal instantly shows him the end of a barrel of a gun]]. ''{{DuPont}}'' [=DuPont=] stupidly underestimates Preston's abilities, [[TranquilFury the latter determined to destroy the corrupt, murderous system]].
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** Creator/TerryPratchett parodies that first one in ''Discworld/NightWatch''. After going back in time, Vimes attempts to pull a "Me, Mr. Burleigh and Mr. Stronginthearm," version with a crossbow, only to discover, to his great disappointment, that he's still got decades to wait before the first Burleigh & Stronginthearm crossbows will be invented. And it was SUCH a good line, too.
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** Creator/TerryPratchett parodies that first one in ''Discworld/NightWatch''.''Literature/NightWatchDiscworld''. After going back in time, Vimes attempts to pull a "Me, Mr. Burleigh and Mr. Stronginthearm," version with a crossbow, only to discover, to his great disappointment, that he's still got decades to wait before the first Burleigh & Stronginthearm crossbows will be invented. And it was SUCH a good line, too.
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-->[[spoiler: '''Tony Stark''' (holding up his hand as the six Infinity Stones appear in his Iron Man suit): And I...am...''Iron Man''. (snap)]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Tony Stark''' (holding up his hand as the six Infinity Stones appear in his Iron Man suit): And I...am...''Iron Man''. (snap)]]
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-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''' (having (''having just recovered the Nano Gauntlet): Gauntlet''): I am inevitable. (snaps (''snaps fingers, nothing happens, looks at gauntlet to find that there's no Infinity Stones in it)]]
it'')]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Tony Stark'''(holding (''holding up his hand as the six Infinity Stones appear in his Iron Man suit): suit''): And I...am...''Iron Man''. (snap)]]
(''snap'')]]
* ''Film/{{Congo}}'': Ross gets a pretty cool one when she gets the laser operational at the climax:
-->'''Ross''': We're getting the hell outta here.
-->'''Munro''': What about them ([[KillerGorilla the gorillas]])?
-->'''Ross''': Put 'em on the endangered species list! (''fires laser, cuts the group surrounding Amy and Peter'' '''''literally''''' ''in half'')
-->[[spoiler: '''Tony Stark'''
* ''Film/{{Congo}}'': Ross gets a pretty cool one when she gets the laser operational at the climax:
-->'''Ross''': We're getting the hell outta here.
-->'''Munro''': What about them ([[KillerGorilla the gorillas]])?
-->'''Ross''': Put 'em on the endangered species list! (''fires laser, cuts the group surrounding Amy and Peter'' '''''literally''''' ''in half'')
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* ''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Rampage Rampage: President Down]]'', Bill as he prepares to use a machine gun upon a whole squadron of SWAT men hunting him down.
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* ''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Rampage Rampage: President Down]]'', ''Film/RampagePresidentDown'', Bill as he prepares to use a machine gun upon a whole squadron of SWAT men hunting him down. down as retribution for assassinating the US president.
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Also in ''Endgame'' there is this exchange between [[spoiler: the recently-resurrected Scarlet Witch and Thanos, before she proceeds to single-handedly kick his ass so hard he hard to order his ship to bombard the entire area from orbit to get away from her]]:
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** Also in ''Endgame'' there is this exchange between [[spoiler: the recently-resurrected Scarlet Witch and Thanos, before she proceeds to single-handedly kick his ass so hard he hard to order his ship to bombard the entire area from orbit to get away from her]]:
her]]:
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-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''' (having just recovered the Nano Gauntlet): I am inevitable. (snaps fingers, nothing happens, looks at gauntlet to find that there's no Infinity Stones in it)]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Tony Stark''' (holding up his hand as the six Infinity Stones appear in his Iron Man suit): And I...am...''Iron Man''. (snap)]]
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-->'''Todd:''' Because... because you'll be dust on Monday.
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-->'''Todd:''' Because... because you'll be dust on Monday.Because I'm going to pound into dust.
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-->'''Todd:''' Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend.
-->'''Scott:''' I'm sorry... what?
-->'''Todd:''' And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?
-->'''Envy:''' What in the hell are you talking about, Todd?
-->'''Scott:''' I'm sorry... what?
-->'''Todd:''' And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?
-->'''Envy:''' What in the hell are you talking about, Todd?
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-->'''Scott:''' I'm sorry... what?
-->'''Scott:''' I'm sorry...what about Monday?
-->'''Todd:''' Well, today's Friday, and she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?
-->'''Envy:'''
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** And after Scott takes a level in understanding.
-->'''Gideon:''' You wanna fight me...for her?\\
'''Scott:''' No. I want to fight you for me. (Scott gained the Power of Self-Respect!)
-->'''Gideon:''' You wanna fight me...for her?\\
'''Scott:''' No. I want to fight you for me. (Scott gained the Power of Self-Respect!)
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Also in ''Endgame'' there is this exchange between [[spoiler: the recently-resurrected Scarlet Witch and Thanos, before she proceeds to single-handedly kick his ass so hard he hard to order his ship to bombard the entire area from orbit to get away from her]]:
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': You took ''everything'' from me.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''': I don't even know who you are.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': ''You will.'']]
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': You took ''everything'' from me.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Thanos''': I don't even know who you are.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Scarlet Witch''': ''You will.'']]
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* ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' has one a long time coming.[[spoiler: As Thanos approaches the Infinity Gauntlet every ally that could come is teleported on the scene. With all the forces of Thanos and the Avengers standing off Captain America begins the fight with.]]
[[spoiler:-->"Avengers. ...Assemble.]]
[[spoiler:-->"Avengers. ...Assemble.]]
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* ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' has one a long time coming.[[spoiler: As [[spoiler:As Thanos approaches the Infinity Gauntlet Nano Gauntlet, every ally that could come is teleported on the scene. With all the forces of Thanos and the Avengers standing off off, Captain America begins the fight with.]]
[[spoiler:-->"Avengers. ...with:]]
--> [[spoiler:"AVENGERS! ...Assemble.]]"]]
[[spoiler:-->"Avengers. ...
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* Film/{{Hellboy}} in the first film: "YouKilledMyFather. Your ass is mine!"
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-->"Avengers. ...Assemble.]]
-->"Avengers. ...Assemble.]]
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* ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' has one a long time coming.[[spoiler: As Thanos approaches the Infinity Gauntlet every ally that could come is teleported on the scene. With all the forces of Thanos and the Avengers standing off Captain America begins the fight with.
-->"Avengers.with.]]
[[spoiler:-->"Avengers. ...Assemble.]]
-->"Avengers.
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-->"Avengers. ...Assemble.]]
-->"Avengers. ...Assemble.]]
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* In ''Film/TheBoneCollector'' tetraplegic Lincoln Rhyme is at the mercy of the killer. He gasps something, a desperate plea perhaps. The killer leans in to listen... [[spoiler: and Rhyme promptly bites him in the neck and hangs on. The killer is in debilitating pain long enough for sidekick Amelia Donaghy to show up and put him out of his misery.]]
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* ''Film/StarTrek2009'': TheDragon has Kirk by the throat, holding him over a ledge and gloating about how weak humans are. Kirk makes some vague choking noises, prompting the villain to observe that Kirk "can't even speak!" Kirk's response? A suddenly lucid "[[PreMortemOneLiner I've got your gun]]!" at which point he promptly gives TheDragon back his ammo. Right in the chest.
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* In ''Film/XMen1'', Sabretooth ambushes Storm and has her by the neck. He says he wants to hear her try to scream... She responds with a lightning bolt.
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* ''Film/{{Batman}}'' (1989 version). Batman to Joker: "Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light"? [[spoiler: [[IronicEcho He stole it from Joker, who used it when he killed Bruce Wayne's parents.]]]]
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* ''Film/{{Batman}}'' ''Film/{{Batman|1989}}'' (1989 version). Batman to Joker: "Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light"? [[spoiler: [[IronicEcho He stole it from Joker, who used it when he killed Bruce Wayne's parents.]]]]
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** ''Film/StarTrekBeyond'': "Let's make some noise."
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-->'''Bill Williamson:''' "Alright you fucks, welcome to Camp Bill!"
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-->'''Bill Williamson:''' "Alright "Okay you fucks, welcome to Camp Bill!"