History PreAssKickingOneLiner / LiveActionFilms

** And some other pretty awesome quotes: "Give them nothing! But take from them, everything!", "This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.", "Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!!", "No retreat, no surrender. That is Spartan law. And by Spartan law, we will stand and fight...and die. [[PoliticallyCorrectHistory A new age has begun: an age of freedom]]! And all will know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it!", "Spartans! Prepare for glory! ", "Persians! Come and get them!" (in response to an appeal to lay down their weapons),"We're in for one wild night.", "Spartans! Push!" Needless to say, ''Film/ThreeHundred'' was full of ridiculously awesome lines. If you saw only HoYay on the last two, my work here is done.

** From [[Film/{{Transformers}} the first movie]], we have 3 from Megatron.

* In ''Film/JennifersBody'', Creator/AmandaSeyfried's character Anita "Needy" Lesnicki gets a couple good ones:

* ''Film/JennifersBody'':
** When [[Creator/AmandaSeyfried Needy]] confronts [[Creator/MeganFox Jennifer]] toward the end: "St. Jude, patron saint of hopeless causes, please give me the power to ''crush this bitch!''"

* In ''Film/TheAvengers2012'', the Hulk -- seemingly a script-writer favorite for awesome one-liners -- gets one during the climax when the large alien whale-ship-thing is bearing down on the group
--> '''Captain America:''' Dr. Banner? Now might be a really good time for you to get angry
--> '''Bruce Banner:''' *looking at Cap* That's my secret, Cap. [[TranquilFury I'm always angry.]] *turns and effortlessly morphs into the Hulk in about five seconds, crushing the ship with one punch*

* Even Franchise/JamesBond can get in on it when he's not straight-up killing {{Mooks}}, such as at the start of ''Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough''when Bond enters a shady [[SwissBankAccount Swiss banker]]'s office by himself:
--->'''Lachaise:''' (''Standing behind a seated Bond with two bodyguards flanking him while Bond's gun had been searched and places out of reach on a desk'') Looking at the current situation, strictly as a baker I would have to say that the numbers on not on your side.

---> '''Bond:''' Well, perhaps you failed to take into account my, uh...hidden assets. (''clicks hidden button in his glasses which remotely triggers his gun and stuns the others, allowing him to opportunity to get the jump and subdue them'')

* Even Franchise/JamesBond can get in on it when he's not straight-up killing {{Mooks}}, such as at the start of ''Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough'':
--->'''Lachaise:''' Looking

* ''Film/{{Furious7}}'':
** "You thought this was gonna be a street fight? You're damn right it is."
** Also:
-->'''[[Wrestling/TheRock Luke:]]''' Gotta go to work.

* ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'': [[spoiler:"I like Ike."]]
** An [[DontExplainTheJoke explanation]] for those who don't remember the 1950s: Indy's line was one of President Eisenhower's campaign slogans.

* [[Film/ABronxTale "Now youse can't leave."]]

* [[Film/ChildsPlay "This is the end friend."]]

* [[Film/DemolitionMan "You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life -- both seconds of it."]]

* ''Film/EnterTheDragon'': "You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin Temple."
"Boards don't hit back."

* ''[[Film/TheFastAndTheFurious Furious 7]]'':

* [[Film/FatalDeviation "Fuck you and your gun, ya prick!"]]

* '''[[Film/TheIncredibleHulk2008 HULK SMASH!]]'''

* [[Film/KillBill "You and I have unfinished business."]]

* [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]], [[Film/{{Leprechaun}} Lucky Charms]].

* ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings'': "Do you not know death when you see it, old man? This is ''my'' hour!"

* [[Film/TheScorpionKing Who dies first?]]

* [[Film/TropicThunder "Here's my motherfuckin' farm"]]

* [[Film/TheWaterboy "Stop making fun of me!"]]

* ''Film/21JumpStreet'': "You peaked in high school, motherfucker."

* In ''Film/KingArthur'', right before the Battle of Badon Hill, Arthur speaks to the Saxon leader Cedric, telling him to "Know this face, Saxon, as it will be the last thing you see before you leave this earth." With a somewhat grudging respect, Cedric mutters as he walks off, "Finally, a man worth killing."

* '''[[Film/TheIncredibleHulk HULK SMASH!]]'''

* Played and lampshaded in ''Film/PulpFiction'', by Jules Winfield who recited Ezekiel 25:17 (although an extended version) and admits he liked to do it before killing someone.

* ''Film/ZackSnydersJusticeLeague'': Wonder Woman and Aquaman are trapped underneath a pile of rubble, Cyborg is stuck trying to connect to the Unity to prevent it from destroying Earth, and Steppenwolf is approaching him, prepared to chop him with his axe, proclaiming "For Darkseid", before swinging his axe. [[BigDamnHeroes Cue Superman entering the fray and casually blocking the blow with his should in the blink of an eye.]]

"Boards don't hit back".