History Pantheon / NonAthleticSports

** With the Supreme Kai of Time's ascension and the fact that she is over 75 million years old, yet another virtuous "Lord of Time" has appeared to stop his wares. The three of them meet very often. As far as he's concerned, too often. Mainly because it's always 2 against 1. In fact, [[Pantheon/TimeTravelling Chronoa's]] actively trying to find a way to seal him up in the Crack of Time. Also, Clockwork '''hates''' him. Hates his incredible cruelty, hates his unfathomable abuse of stable time loops ensuring that "Parade of time" goes only the way he wants it to go, and how he uses it to cause so much destruction and HATES the fact that he really can't do anything to stop him, seeing as he is destined to appear in Alternia after his rampage in the Pantheon as well as the ludicrous ease he displays in killing ghosts. [[spoiler:Needless to say, he is VERY glad that Lord English's fate after his appearance in Alternia ended with his death, but was dismayed that he survived in the Pantheon anyway.]]

** After winning the Game and gaining his Immortality, John Egbert, Dirk Strider and six other heroes appeared to stop him, only for Caliborn to seal John and three others away for a while. Dirk and the rest were able [[SealedEvilInACan seal his soul into Lil Cal, along with half of Gamzee and Arquiusprite]]. and banish it into the void. Unfortunately, Caliborn's soul was too tenacious and determined to remain gone forever, and would [[LeakingCanOfEvil appear through Universe after Universe]] through his {{Stable Time Loop}}s and completing his rise as Lord English. Lord English would go on one hell of a rampage, destroying countless universes before being put down by John and the rest of his friends, including an alternate version of Calliope, Lord English's sister, with John's retcon abilities and Dave's sword, which has aspects of Lord English's biggest weakness, the Magic Cue Ball, playing instrumental roles in overriding English's narrative abilities and depowering him respectively, letting Alternate Calliope kill him after he was forced into an absolutely gigantic black hole.

* Pities: [[Pantheon/{{Dragons}} Bowser]], [[Pantheon/{{Commerce}} Chester A Bum]]

--> Bowser Hotels #85: [[Pantheon/{{Dragons}} Bowser]]

* TeethClenchedTeamwork (others): '''[[Pantheon/GeneticEngineering Cell]]''', [[Pantheon/BusinessesAndCorporations Looten Plunder]]

** Fellow Racers/Speedsters[[note]]including but not limited to[[/note]]: '''[[Pantheon/CommonColors Lightning]] [[Pantheon/LandAndSeaTravel McQueen]]''', [[Pantheon/RidingAndControl Captain Falcon, Dominic Toretto]], [[Pantheon/{{Gaming}} Mario, Sonic]], [[Pantheon/{{Unpopularity}} Luigi]], [[Pantheon/TheatreAndSpectacle Mickey Mouse]], [[Pantheon/TheatricConvention Kermit the Frog]], [[Pantheon/CheatsAndGlitches Vanellope Von Schweetz]], [[Pantheon/{{Advertising}} Hello Kitty]], [[Pantheon/BeastOther Crash Bandicoot]], [[Pantheon/CriminalPunishment Jensen Ames]], [[Pantheon/LandAndSeaTravel Subaru Nakajima]], [[Pantheon/{{Destinies}} Scootaloo]], [[Pantheon/OtherEmotions [=PaRappa=]]], [[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Sakura Kinomoto]], [[Pantheon/RangedWeapons the Angry Birds]]

** Fellow Racers/Speedsters[[note]]including but not limited to[[/note]]: '''[[Pantheon/CommonColors Lightning]] [[Pantheon/LandAndSeaTravel McQueen]]''', [[Pantheon/RidingAndControl Captain Falcon, Dominic Toretto]], [[Pantheon/{{Gaming}} Mario, Sonic]], [[Pantheon/{{Unpopularity}} Luigi]], [[Pantheon/TheatreAndSpectacle Mickey Mouse]], [[Pantheon/TheatricConvention Kermit the Frog]], [[Pantheon/CheatsAndGlitches Vanellope Von Schweetz]], [[Pantheon/{{Advertising}} Hello Kitty]], [[Pantheon/BeastOther Crash Bandicoot]], [[Pantheon/CriminalPunishment Jensen Ames]], the [[Pantheon/{{Groups}} Racer Trio]] ([[Pantheon/LandAndSeaTravel Subaru Nakajima]], [[Pantheon/{{Destinies}} Scootaloo]], [[Pantheon/OtherEmotions [=PaRappa=]]], [[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Sakura Kinomoto]]), [[Pantheon/RangedWeapons the Angry Birds]]

* Enemies: '''''[[OmnicidalManiac Existence itself.]]''''' At the top of the list are '''''[[Pantheon/SpecializedNarratives THE HOMESTUCK KIDS]]''''', '''[[Pantheon/HatredAndRancor Zamasu]], [[Pantheon/{{Continuities}} ALPHEUS THE WORLD FORGER]], The Hall of Pantheon/{{Metafiction}}''', [[Pantheon/DivineBehavior Lord Beerus]], [[Pantheon/PowerAndAbilities Son Goku]], [[Pantheon/MannersOfAuthority Zeno]], [[Pantheon/{{Superman}} The Superman Family]], [[Pantheon/MagicAndSorcery Madoka Kaname]], [[Pantheon/TimeTravelling Homura Akemi]], [[Pantheon/BodilyForm Lucrezia Mongfish]], Most Pantheon/{{RWBY}} deities, [[Pantheon/AfterlifeEntities SCP 1440]], [[Pantheon/{{Disabilities}} Barbara Gordon]], [[Pantheon/{{Philosophy}} Wonder Woman]], [[Pantheon/SourcesOfInformation Lucy]], [[Pantheon/SpiritualAndMentalPowers Lucy/Nyu]].

** Other: [[Pantheon/{{Gaming}} Mario]], [[Pantheon/WeaponizedObjects Diddy Kong]], [[Pantheon/SupportPowers Androids]] [[Pantheon/{{Siblings}} 17 & 18]], [[Pantheon/GamingGenresNtoZ PaRappa the Rapper]], [[Pantheon/RidingAndControl Captain Falcon, Dominic "Dom" Toretto]], [[Pantheon/TheatricProduction Brian O'Conner]], [[Pantheon/InvestigativeWork Shinnosuke Tomari/Kamen Rider Drive]], [[Pantheon/{{Heirs}} Princess Peach]], [[Pantheon/CharacterChanges Pauline]], [[Pantheon/BodyParts Lola Bunny]]

'''GIRL.'''

'''YOU THERE. GIRL.'''

'''GIRL, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND.'''

'''DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE?'''

'''HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME…'''

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* Himeko has expressed interest in her and her partner, although it's still too early to say that they will be allies. The same could be said for [[Pantheon/Popularity Nanoha]].

* As Lord Of Time, he has MANY time-based abilities: Be it TimeTravel, Stable Time Loops, Being Detached From Time, etc. And while vulnerable to Time Stop, don’t expect it to last: He’ll break out near-instantly and his tenacity ensures you probably didn’t get anything meaningful done while time was stopped. He also cannot be {{Ret Gone}}d out of existence, which was further cemented when he claimed the power of Yaldabaoth’s treasure. Other abilities he has including being able to kill immortals, no matter how immortal they may be, and ghosts for one, having such immense power that he hilariously dwarfs Jack Noir who destroyed two universes, one with the Red Miles. English has also killed countless universes, ghosts and {{Eldritch Abomination}}s, as well as damaged reality and ''the void itself.'' However, his power over the narrative, which mostly came from Paradox Space, is mostly absent from the Pantheon ever since the guy died, with the exception of One: A poison from his gold tooth. Simply put, it erases the narrative and concept of whoever is poisoned by it until they die, and even those immune to that sort of thing fall victim to it. He managed to take [[spoiler:an alternate timeline version of John Egbert with him using it.]]

** With the Supreme Kai of Time's ascension and the fact that she is over 75 million years old, yet another virtuous "Lord of Time" has appeared to stop his wares. The three of them meet very often. As far as he's concerned, too often. Mainly because it's always 2 against 1. In fact, Chronoa's actively trying to find a way to seal him up in the Crack of Time. Also, Clockwork '''hates''' him. Hates his incredible cruelty, hates his unfathomable abuse of stable time loops ensuring that "Parade of time" goes only the way he wants it to go, and how he uses it to cause so much destruction and HATES the fact that he really can't do anything to stop him, seeing as he is destined to appear in Alternia after his rampage in the Pantheon as well as the ludicrous ease he displays in killing ghosts. [[spoiler:Needless to say, he is VERY glad that Lord English's fate after his appearance in Alternia ended with his death, but was dismayed that he survived in the Pantheon anyway.]]

* Opposes: [[Pantheon/{{Colours}} Char Aznable]] and by extension the Pantheon/GrandUnitedAllianceOfEvil, cheaters like Keith Howard, [[Pantheon/CommercialAttitude Wario]], [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} Waluigi]], as well as '''[[Pantheon/CombatSkill Bane]]'''

** Other than 682 and Sutekh, There are some allies that Lord English has obtained in the Pantheon. He has found some common ground with Porky Minch, for example, relating to his being an Ax-Crazy Time Traveler who hasn't matured a bit despite his absurd Time Abyss. Lord English has also barely matured since his youth due to him taking a shortcut in killing his sister, causing him to skip an important part of maturation for himself. He is will be stuck a stunted miserable tool forever. This also means he can't grow the wings his species usually gets when they mature.

** Other than 682 and Sutekh, There are some allies that Lord English has obtained in the Pantheon. He also finds some common ground with Porky Minch, relating to his being an Ax-Crazy Time Traveler who hasn't matured a bit despite his absurd Time Abyss. Lord English has also barely matured since his youth due to him taking a shortcut in killing his sister, causing him to skip an important part of maturation for himself. He is will be stuck a stunted miserable tool forever. This also means he can't grow the wings his species usually gets when they mature.

* There are ''some'' allies that Lord English has obtained in the Pantheon. One Deity that Lord English gets along with due to their shared bloodlust is Khorne, who LOVES what he's going to do to the Alternian race in making them into a war-hungry race and causing untold amounts of universal damage to reality. He WAS concerned about Lord English attacking the Warp, in his quest to find his sister's ghost, but Lord English but those worries to rest; He thinks all the suffering the souls in the Warp go through is awesome, and if his sister IS in there, he won't mind [[FateWorseThanDeath her staying in there]].
** He also finds some common ground with Porky Minch, relating to his being an AxCrazy Time Traveler who hasn't matured a bit despite his absurd TimeAbyss. Lord English has also barely matured since his youth due to him taking a shortcut in killing his sister, causing him to skip an important part of maturation for himself. He is will be stuck a stunted miserable tool forever. This also means he can't grow the wings his species usually gets when they mature.

** Other than 682 and Sutekh, There are some allies that Lord English has obtained in the Pantheon. One Deity that Lord English gets along with due to their shared bloodlust is Khorne, who LOVES what he's managed to do to the Alternian race in making them into a war-hungry race and causing untold amounts of universal damage to reality. He WAS concerned about Lord English attacking the Warp, in his quest to find his sister's ghost, but Lord English put those worries to rest; He thinks all the suffering the souls in the Warp go through is awesome, and if his sister IS in there, he won't mind her staying in there. He also finds some common ground with Porky Minch, relating to his being an Ax-Crazy Time Traveler who hasn't matured a bit despite his absurd Time Abyss. Lord English has also barely matured since his youth due to him taking a shortcut in killing his sister, causing him to skip an important part of maturation for himself. He is will be stuck a stunted miserable tool forever. This also means he can't grow the wings his species usually gets when they mature.

** As such, he has the begrudging respect of Lambdadelta, due to his willpower as well as the opposition of Sans and the Human Child due to having disturbing similarities to the Genocide Run variant of Char. Lord English also considers The Doctor to be one of his greatest enemies. Not only is The Doctor, much like Lord English, an exceptionally good at being a TimeMaster, but Lord English thinks that The Doctor is ripping off his title as the Lord of Time since he is far older than The Doctor. The Doctor has countered that since Lord English was born in the future, he was technically first, but Lord English is too stubborn to change his mind. Another one of Lord English's enemies is Professor Paradox. His knowledge of the space-time continuum gained through 100,000 years in the event horizon rival Lord English's instincts.

** As such, he has the begrudging respect of Lambdadelta, due to his willpower as well as the opposition of Sans and the Human Child due to having disturbing similarities to the Genocide Run variant of Char. Lord English also considers The Doctor to be one of his greatest enemies. Not only is The Doctor as good of a TimeMaster as Lord English, but Lord English thinks that The Doctor is ripping off his title as the Lord of Time since he is far older than The Doctor. The Doctor has countered that since Lord English was born in the future, he was technically first, but Lord English is too stubborn to change his mind. Another one of Lord English's enemies is Professor Paradox. His knowledge of the space-time continuum gained through 100,000 years in the event horizon rival Lord English's instincts.

** As such, he has the begrudging respect of Lambdadelta, due to his willpower as well as the opposition of Sans and the Human Child due to having disturbing similarities to the Genocide Run variant of Char. Lord English also Considers The Doctor to be one of his greatest enemies. Not only is The Doctor as good of a TimeMaster as Lord English, but Lord English thinks that The Doctor is ripping off his title as the Lord of Time since he is far older than The Doctor. The Doctor has countered that since Lord English was born in the future, he was technically first, but Lord English is too stubborn to change his mind. Another one of Lord English's enemies is Professor Paradox. His knowledge of the space-time continuum gained through 100,000 years in the event horizon rival Lord English's instincts.

* Naturally, he is despised by the Hall of Pantheon/OpposingFate and the House of Pantheon/ProphecyAndFate in general not only due to how YouCantFightFate no matter what when it comes to his summoning at the end of the universe, but because of how much of a repugnant, malevolent jackass he is. Nearly everyone from the House of Pantheon/TimeAndTemporality hates him. Everyone. There are three exceptions to this: Eobard Thawne, Randall Ross and Dark Danny. He can sympathize with the latter’s desire to ensure his own existence, thinks what Thawne did to Barry is completely awesome, and has a shared goal for complete Omnicide with Ross. He’s a member of the Pantheon/GrandUnitedAllianceOfDestruction, but he and Nekron hate each other, and Lord English’s hatred extends to the Lich and Nagash. To this end, he plans on working with SCP-682 and Sutekh to usurp control of the alliance, with this plans going up to and including getting 682 into a stronger form and releasing Sutekh from his weakened state. Doc Scratch is helping him with this.
** Other than 682 and Sutekh, There are some allies that Lord English has obtained in the Pantheon. One Deity that Lord English gets along with due to their shared bloodlust is Khorne, who LOVES what he's going to do to the Alternian race in making them into a war-hungry race and causing untold amounts of universal damage to reality. He WAS concerned about Lord English attacking the Warp, in his quest to find his sister's ghost, but Lord English put those worries to rest; He thinks all the suffering the souls in the Warp go through is awesome, and if his sister IS in there, he won't mind her staying in there. He also finds some common ground with Porky Minch, relating to his being an Ax-Crazy Time Traveler who hasn't matured a bit despite his absurd Time Abyss. Lord English has also barely matured since his youth due to him taking a shortcut in killing his sister, causing him to skip an important part of maturation for himself. He is will be stuck a stunted miserable tool forever. This also means he can't grow the wings his species usually gets when they mature.

'''[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Lord English]], God of {{Stable Time Loop}}s and the [[BadGuysPlayPool Villainy of Pool]]''' (Caliborn, undyingUmbrage, MAN GAKA EXTRAORDINAIRE, The Speaker of the Vast Honk, The Angel of Double Death, Mirthful Messiah, Lil Cal, [[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} Elmo]], [[MergerofSouls Gamzee, Arquiusprite]][[note]]Which on its own is a fusion of Equius, Lil Hal and a [[ExpositionFairy Kernelsprite]][[/note]])
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* Symbol: His Cairo Overcoat
* Theme Songs: [[https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/english-2 English]], [[https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/eternity-served-cold-2 Eternity Served Cold]]
* Alignment: LawfulEvil
* Portfolio: '''[[OmnicidalManiac Wanting to destroy EVERYTHING]]''', '''''[[CainAndAbel ESPECIALLY HIS SISTER]]''''', (who was his SplitPersonality) [[SplitPersonalityTakeover taking complete]] [[SiblingMurder control of his body]] (and doing it incorrectly), [[StableTimeLoop having his birth, summoning, events related to his summoning AND HIS NAME all be the result of Stable Time Loops]], [[BigBad being directly and indirectly responsible for the misery of everyone]], killing the AuthorAvatar, [[DeaderThanDead slaughtering ghosts]] [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and dark gods]], being summoned at the death of the universe, [[TimeMaster controlling time]], [[CompleteImmortality having Unconditional]] ResurrectiveImmortality, [[BadGuysPlayPool having his name, eyes, minions, weakness and more being related to pool]], [[PsychopathicManchild being an immature brat at heart]], [[StrawMisogynist being especially nasty to women]], [[CompleteMonster being a Complete Monster]], [[HandicappedBadass having a peg leg]], [[{{Determinator}} being incredibly determined]]
* Underling and Host: [[Pantheon/{{Planning}} Doc]] [[Pantheon/DeathManipulators Scratch]]
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Romance}} Gamzee]], [[Pantheon/CommonColors Khorne]], [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Porky Minch]]
* Former Allies: [[Pantheon/FormsOfMedia Bob]]
* Respected by: [[Pantheon/{{Ambiguity}} Lambdadelta]]
* Enemies: '''[[Pantheon/WindAndAir John Egbert]], [[Pantheon/OtherPowers Dirk Strider]], [[Pantheon/{{Romance}} The Trolls]]''' (except for Gamzee), [[Pantheon/{{Workmanship}} Andrew Hussie]], [[Pantheon/SourcesOfInformation Lucy]], [[Pantheon/TimeAndTemporality The Doctor]], [[Pantheon/FictionalExpies Professor Paradox]], [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Clockwork]], [[Pantheon/TheatricProduction Sans]], [[Pantheon/SpecializedNarratives Yu Narumkami]], [[Pantheon/HatredAndRancor Merged Zamasu]], [[Pantheon/AfterlifeEntities SCP-1440]], [[Pantheon/TimeManipulation Chronoa/Supreme Kai of Time]], [[Pantheon/DreamsAndNightmares Dream of the Endless]], [[Pantheon/UnorthodoxCombat Nyarlathotep]] (''Cthulhu Mythos'')
* Fears: [[Pantheon/CheatsAndGlitches Missingno]] and [[Pantheon/CheatsAndGlitches Vinny]]
* Feared by: '''Every [[Pantheon/{{Ghosts}} Ghost]], AuthorAvatar and Lovecraftian God'''
* Opposed by: '''Every good [[Pantheon/{{Siblings}} sibling in the House of Family]]''', [[Pantheon/{{Gameplay}} The Human Child]]
* 2/4ths of his [[MergerofSouls Soul Merge]] being: [[Pantheon/{{Romance}} Gamzee and Equius]]
* Heralds: [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} The Felt]]
* SoulJar: [[Pantheon/MaximumSecurity Lil Cal]]
* Lord English was summoned into the Pantheon in the far future using Doc Scratch as a Host at the end of the universe. He then time traveled to the present to wreak havoc upon reality. The first thing he did was create Lil Cal, the puppet that was responsible for Doc Scratch's existence, thus guaranteeing his summoning through a StableTimeLoop.
** He was originally the god of [[TimeyWimeyBall Timey-Wimey Balls]], but it was pointed out to him that while the time travel of his universe was [[AnachronicOrder very complicated]], its [[MagicAIsMagicA rules never actually contradicted themselves.]] Therefore he left the Pantheon until he could find a better suited Time related trope.
* Caliborn is a Cherub born on a post apocalyptic Earth far, FAR into the future. Cherubs are creatures that have [[SplitPersonality two personalities]] in them, [[JekyllAndHyde one good, and one evil.]] Caliborn was the evil one and Calliope was the good one. A Cherub's two sides are destined to [[SplitPersonalityTakeover eventually fight until one half consumes the other.]] Caliborn was able to take a shortcut using [[TheMostDangerousVideoGame Sburb]] and its connection to [[LivingDream Dream Selves]] to get someone else to do it for him. However since Sburb was designed to be played with a [[UnintentionallyUnwinnable minimum of two people]], it tried to [[VideoGameCrueltyPunishment punish him by making different game]] that was [[HarderThanHard virtually impossible to defeat.]] A monster would meet him and give him a choice; [[HeroicSacrifice either die right there in order to stop an evil in the future]], or try to beat the nigh-impossible game. If he would succeed, ([[DefeatingtheUndefeatable and he would]]) he would be granted [[CompleteImmortality Unconditional Immortality]], and be imbued with a limitless supply of power. Enough to [[TheJuggernaut destroy whatever he wanted for however long he wanted.]]

** After winning the Game and gaining his Immortality, [[Pantheon/{{WindAndAir}} John]], [[Pantheon/{{OtherPowers}} Dirk]] and six other heroes appeared to stop him, only for Caliborn to seal John and three others away for a while. Dirk and the rest were able [[SealedEvilInACan seal his soul into Lil Cal, along with half of Gamzee and Arquiusprite]]. and banish it into the void. Unfortunately, Caliborn's soul was too tenacious remain gone forever, and would [[LeakingCanOfEvil appear trough Universe after Universe]] through his StableTimeLoop and completing his rise as Lord English.
* Lord English is incredibly dangerous. He was already a Cherub, which when grown are already threats to multiple planets but aside from his gift he gained from winning the dead session, he was already a Lord of Time, one the two most powerful classes Sburb can offer. Plus, his [[MergerOfSouls Soul Merge]] has given the ability to put thoughts and mental objects into other people's subconscious (a bad thing in the reality where he came from, where dreams take place in a physical world), impressive [[SuperStrength physical strength]] and a BreathWeapon. Also, due to using Doc Scratch as a host, he has First Guardian powers, giving him all the abilities Doc Scratch has, though he does not have his Magic Cue Ball aspect, meaning his intelligence thankfully isn't high enough for the First Guardian powers to grant him Omniscience like Doc Scratch. There is a reason he is a Overdeity and the biggest threat to Paradox Space to ever exist.
** He also had a weapon that could potentially defeat anything. Fortunately for everyone, it only could only be use twice; once by him, and once against him and he has already used it. He currently has it hidden someplace deep in the VoidBetweenTheWorlds. [[spoiler: Unfortunately for him, [[Pantheon/{{Romance}} Vriska]] has found it, and has used it on his future self.]]
* While it's not certain where his power comes from (although one very likely they is that he was granted permanent and infinite access to the same cosmic power cherubs get when they mate), it's quite clear how he got them; his prize for winning the dead session was to be able to destroy his God Tier clock, the device that determines whether a God Tier Sburb players death was either [[HeroicSacrifice Heroic]] or [[KarmicDeath Just]] (i.e. permament). Destroying it has rendered him nearly unkillable since he will just keep resurrecting, as well as imbuing him with previously said limitless power.
** While he does is nearly immortal he does have two weaknesses. One is that the [[https://66.media.tumblr.com/8c42e4f85143ce42f249614f5ea2d551/tumblr_inline_o5n7ng5sKA1rp9sxe_1280.png pendulum of his destroyed God Tier Clock seems to be the origin of the Magic Cue Ball.]] Therefore any weapon that originates from said cue ball is able to judge his death to be Heroic or Just, killing him for good. Unfortunately, DeathIsCheap in the Pantheon, so that might not even be enough. Even if it was, he is destined to appear in another world anyway; Alternia, meaning he won't be dying for good in the Pantheon.
*** His other weakness is that it possible to glitch him out of reality. This is why he avoids Missingno and Vinny. He accidentally gained this weakness when he took on the name Lord English. This is because naming himself after a language gave him something in common with the TropeNamer of the LordBritishPostulate.
*** That being said, he is considering going after Vinny's Herald, Rev, as Rev is starting to annoy him by by calling him [[RunningGag Elmo]] during his Livestreams of reading ''Homestuck''.
* He is very skilled in manipulating [[StableTimeLoop stable time loops]], and has destroyed many universes using said loops. Said loop involves being summoned at the end of the Universe then traveling back in time to start his plan, which starts with spawning Lil Cal into someone's nightmares and using Sburb to bring that nightmare into reality, then use said puppet to create Doc Scratch, who would help him with all with his plan to end said universe as well as be his vessel for the summoning. And the plans DO work. He already was summoned at the end of the universe after all.
** Though he really doesn't have much of a plan for the Pantheon other than to just wait for it to end naturally. He knows if he and Doc Scratch try to end it prematurely, everyone would try to stop him, and he knows he would lose that fight.
** His ability to use [[StableTimeLoop stable time loops]] to bend fate to his will comes from him being the Lord of Time which gives him time powers and and instinctive intuition on how they work. Or, as he said when he was figuring them out:
--> AS A LORD OF TIME. I THINK I'M GOING TO MASTER TIME. NOT WITH MY BRAIN. WHICH WOULD BE TOO HARD. BUT WITH MY INSTINCTS. LIKE IN A WAY THAT WORKS WITH MY NATURAL IMPULSES. SUCH AS MY AMBITION. MY WILL TO COMMIT MAYHEM. MY DESIRE TO PUNISH THOSE I DESPISE. I THINK PART OF MY PERSONAL QUEST. IS TO BECOME AT EASE WITH THE FORCES OF INEVITABILITY. INEVITABILITY THAT ALL THINGS SHOULD AND WILL FALL IN MY FAVOR. THAT ALL CAUSALITY ANSWERS TO ME. AND THAT ALL OUTCOMES NOT ONLY SERVE ME. BUT CONSIST OF MY BEING.
** Even his NAME is a StableTimeLoop. He stole it out of respect from Jake English when he was battered around by his hope powers. But Jake was named after Lord English as an act of defiance against one Lord English's underlings on an alternate Earth who fears him greatly.
* Fortunately for everybody, his future isn't looking too hot. After he's finished with the pantheon, his planned location to be summoned at is Alternia the Troll universe. And after that, [[spoiler: His fate is sealed. He will be defeated by John, copies of his friends from the past and the ghost of his sister, Calliope, from a Doomed Timeline where she won the SplitPersonalityTakover. She will turn The Green Sun, a massive source of his power into a black hole. John's friend, Dave will impale him with his sword, Caledfwlch rendering him vulnerable due to the sword's connection to the [[KryptoniteFactor Magic Cue Ball.]] He would then be dragged into the black hole along with corpse of another John's friends, Jade, who had fallen in battle. Calliope would be waiting inside the the black hole and posses Jade's corpse so she could fight. She will then finish off Lord English by literally [[JustDesserts eating him,]] ending him forever.]]
* Lord English has a rather strong connection [[BadGuysPlayPool with the game of Pool]] despite probably never even hearing of the game. The Dead Session he beat was basically a cosmic game of pool, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/6002 conquering planets in that looked EXACLY like pool balls]], digging up bombs and using said bombs to propel planets into a black hole in numerical order (but saving the 8th planet for last) like one punts pool balls into the respective holes. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4684 His eyes are alternating pool balls]], his mob, The Felt, are all green and named after the fabric used on pool tables, and Member 8, Snowman, will destroy the universe if she dies, much like sinking the 8-ball will end a game of pool (she isn't welcome in the pantheon for obvious reasons), his peg leg and his cane resemble a billiard cuestick, his right hand man, Doc Scratch, has a cue ball for a head, his weakness is a Cue Ball, a ball used to sink other balls, and to top it all off, both his and Scratch's name are [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_cue_sports_terms#english pool]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_cue_sports_terms#scratch terms]].
* Is considered to be one of the greatest enemies to Pantheon/{{Siblings}} part of the House of Family due to just how far he went to torment his sister. Even when she was still his SplitPersonality, Caliborn was known to leave leaving insulting messages in her [[PlayerInventory inventory]] and constantly threatening to kill her. When he finally got the means to do so, he did it without hesitation. When he gained his destructive powers, he decided that killing her once wasn't enough, so he decided to search through the VoidBetweenTheWorlds where the afterlife exists so he could blow up piece after piece of the afterlife, [[CessationOfExistence completely erasing]] them from existence in an attempt to find his sister and remove her from reality completely.
** And this was just ONE of the ways he tried to torment her. As Doc Scratch is merely an extension of his will, everything Doc Scratch did was also something he wanted to do. When Doc Scratch was inserted into the Troll's universe and turned what would normally be a relatively peaceful race into a bunch of war hungry galactic conquerors and doom them all to extinction, the main reason Lord English wanted this done wasn't to create the Green Sun, his power source, it was because ''his sister was fond of the race.'' Seeing that he was willing to go so far JUST to hurt his sister disgusted everyone in the Pantheon/{{Siblings}} house to their core.
** There is nobody in the pantheon who hates Lord English more than Yu Narukami. What he feels towards Itachi is NOTHING compared to how he feels towards him. The one time Lord English had the gall to show up, Yu blasted him with EVERY Persona he had.
* In addition to being horrible to his sister, Lord English is known for being pretty terrible to females in general. He was already quite a sexist dick when was young and only got worse when he grew up. All three known female who ever worked for him were generally nothing more than slaves and were only able quit their jobs by dying.
* Lord English is known for killing Andrew Hussie, making him well feared amongst all the [[AuthorAvatar Author Avatars]] in the Pantheon. It has however given him the respect and alliance of Bob.
** Or at least it DID, until Bob learned more about him. When he learned just how horrible Lord English was to his sister, Bob was not very supportive. [[EvenEvilHasStandards He and George may have been enemies, but they're still family]]. He also learned that Hussie actually helped Caliborn on his quest and that that Lord English's reason for killing him basically bodied down to Hussie being a [[DeadpanSnarker snarker]]. The true nail in the coffin however was that this version of Lord English didn't kill Hussie yet. He's going to do it when he is summoned in Alternia. He's quite glad it was going to work though. After that, Bob ended their partnership with a blast of gunfire and shouting:

* Is feared by every Lovecraftian Deity and Ghost in the Pantheon. For the Lovecraftian Gods, this is due due to him killing their [[{{Expy}} expies]] - the Horrorterrors. Not only is Lord English killing said expies, he is massacring them to such a ridiculous degree that they actually had to [[AintTooProudToBeg beg lesser beings]] for help. For the ghosts, it is because during Lord English hobby of killing universes, he also blows up bubbles of the afterlife in the VoidBetweenTheWorlds called the Furthest Ring.
** As such, he is barred COMPLETELY from the [[Pantheon/{{Otherness}} House of Otherness]], and he only accepted this when he was commenced by everyone that his sister's ghost wasn't there.
* Despite being member of the Grand United Alliance of Destruction, he and Nekron don't get along. In fact, Nekron only allows him to help in the Pantheon and nowhere else. Partially because Lord English is immortal and Nekron doesn't like that, partially because the fact the Lord English being in a universe will mean it will be destroyed completely, and Nekron actually wants existence intact when all life is gone from it so he can enjoy its peace and quiet. and mainly because he is afraid Lord English will blow up the bit of afterlife Necron lords over in his rampage to kill his sister's ghost.
* If there is any virtue Lord English, could possibly claim to have, its that he is [[{{Determinator}} INCREDIBLY determined]]. The Dead Session he was in was designed to be practically impossible, to the point that starting the quests requred doing numerous tedious tasks, he still completed it. He did the extremely boring tasks, to start the quest out practically out of spite, he did the extremely difficult and time constrained task of conquering several planets and shoving them into a black hole despite a having a learning disability, he grinded the levels required to become strong enough fight the ludicrously hard end-boss, and despite having many allies in the form of The Felt and Gamzee helping him along the way, he most definitely did NOT learn the value of friendship. He did all this out of determination to gain the power to become the monster he is today.
** As such, he has the begrudging respect of Lambdadelta, due to his willpower as well as the opposition of Sans and the Human Child due to having disturbing similarities to the Genocide Run variant of Chara.
* Considers The Doctor to be one of his greatest enemies. Not only is The Doctor as good of a TimeMaster as Lord English, But Lord English thinks that The Doctor is ripping off his title as the Lord Of Time, since he is far older than The Doctor. The Doctor has countered that since Lord English was born in the future, He was technically first, but Lord English is too stubborn to change his mind.
** Another one of Lord English's enemies is Professor Paradox. His knowledge of the space-time continuum, gained through 100,000 years in the event horizon rival Lord English's instincts.
* Clockwork '''hates''' him. Hates his incredible cruelty, hates his unfathomable abuse of stable time loops ensuring that "Parade of time" goes only the way he wants it to go, and how he uses it to cause so much destruction and HATES the fact that he really can't do anything to stop him, seeing as he is destined to appear in Alternia after his rampage in the Pantheon as well as the ludicrous ease he displays in killing ghosts. [[spoiler:Needless to say, he is VERY glad that Lord English's fate after his appearance in Alternia isn't looking very good.]]
* There are SOME allies that Lord English has obtained in the pantheon. One Deity that Lord English gets along with due to their shared bloodlust is Khorne, who LOVES what he's going to do to the Alternian race in making them into a war-hungry race and causing untold amounts of universal damage to reality. He WAS concerned about Lord English blowing up the Warp, in his quest to find his sister's ghost, but Lord English but those worries to rest; He thinks all the suffering the souls in the Warp go through is awesome, and if his sister IS in there, he won't mind [[FateWorseThanDeath her staying in there.]]
** He also finds some common ground with Porky Minch due relating to him due to his AxCrazy Time Traveler who hasn't matured a bit despite his absurd TimeAbyss. Lord English has also barely matured since his youth due to him taking a shortcut in killing his sister, causing him to skip an important part of maturation for himself. He is will be stuck a stunted miserable tool forever. This also means he can't grow the wings his species usually gets when they mature.
* There is one Deity that is just a [[CompleteMonster monstrous]] as Lord English that considers him a grave enemy; Merged Zamasu. As far as Zamasu is concerned, Lord English is EVERYTHING that could go wrong when you give a mortal divine power and time travel, and considers his one of his greatest enemies. Naturally, the rest of the Pantheon doesn't consider him to be much better, and whenever they fight, they are honestly hard pressed to figure out [[EvilVersusEvil who to root for]].
* It should be noted that Lord English was once an aspiring artist in his time. He was originally a [[http://https://www.homestuck.com/images/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/DIRKTHISISuS.gif TERRIBLE Artist]], but he improved got better at his art. He never actually got GOOD, but he at least got good enough that you could see what he [[http://https://www.homestuck.com/story/6244 was actually trying to draw]] and it all culminated in a claymation work that honestly wasn't [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/7410 that bad for a beginner.]] It completely burnt him out though so don't expect anymore art from him anytime soon.
** Speaking of which, [[http://i-am-your-lord.deviantart.com he has his own deviantart page.]] [[TerribleArtist Just... don't expect much.]]
*** He also [[https://www.amazon.com/review/RRJUWQ0N7P71F left a review]] for a [[https://www.amazon.com/More-How-Draw-Manga-Character/dp/4766114825/ref=cm_rdp_product/161-3581685-3343256 drawing guide]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/6853 he tried to use to improve his art.]]
* Also has a place in [[Pantheon/TimeManipulation House of Time and Space]].

** Others: '''[[Pantheon/{{Craft}} Emmet]]''', [[Pantheon/InvestigativeWork Jade]], [[Pantheon/NarrativeGenres Max Rockatansky]], [[Pantheon/{{Advertising}} Spongebob Squarepants, Ash Ketchum]], [[Pantheon/{{Logic}} Willy Wonka]], [[Pantheon/RoyalActivities T'Challa]], [[Pantheon/{{Ambiguity}} Wreck-It Ralph]], [[Pantheon/InvestigativeWork Shinnosuke Tomari/Kamen Rider Drive]], [[Pantheon/CyberneticsAndEnhancements Krim Steinbelt]], [[Pantheon/{{Siblings}} Android]] [[Pantheon/SupportPowers 17]]

'''[[UsefulNotes/RichardPetty Richard Lee Petty]], God of UsefulNotes/{{NASCAR}}''' (The King, [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Strip Weathers]])

** Fictional: [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Strip "The King" Weathers]], [[Film/TalladegaNightsTheBalladOfRickyBobby Ricky Bobby]], [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Tony Fast]]

* Arriving in his 1970 Plymouth Superbird, which came with the package, he proceeded to do a celebratory burnout across the Pantheon's main street, which attracted a large crowd of spectators and admirers. He had a good reason for it: the second he stepped into the car, [[FountainOfYouth he returned to the way he looked in his prime]]. Amidst the crowd of admirers, one stood out to Petty in particular, a stock car and now veteran racer Lightning [=McQueen=]. Petty immediately recognised him as the character he had 'raced' with in the [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Cars]] movies as Strip Weathers. Since Lightning didn't know that, he kept calling him Mr. The King and wondering out loud why he spontaneously appeared in the Pantheon.

* Enemies: '''[[Pantheon/WindAndAir John Egbert]], [[Pantheon/OtherPowers Dirk Strider]], [[Pantheon/{{Romance}} The Trolls]]''' (except for Gamzee), [[Pantheon/{{Workmanship}} Andrew Hussie]], [[Pantheon/SourcesOfInformation Lucy]], [[Pantheon/TimeAndSpace The Doctor]], [[Pantheon/FictionalExpies Professor Paradox]], [[Pantheon/TimePlacement Clockwork]], [[Pantheon/TheatricProduction Sans]], [[Pantheon/SpecializedNarratives Yu Narumkami]], [[Pantheon/HatredAndRancor Merged Zamasu]], [[Pantheon/AfterlifeEntities SCP-1440]], [[Pantheon/TimeManipulation Chronoa/Supreme Kai of Time]], [[Pantheon/DreamsAndNightmares Dream of the Endless]], [[Pantheon/UnorthodoxCombat Nyarlathotep]] (''Cthulhu Mythos'')

* Enemies: Fascist/corrupt governments and supporters thereof, Captain Beatty, [[Pantheon/{{Knowledge}} Big Brother]] (especially for Volfred and the Reader, for stifling literature), {{Eldritch Abomination}}s and worshippers thereof

* Theme Songs: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIk2AaHKqyk Tiny Arena / Turbo Track]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZRfwyS8m2U (Pre-Console Mix,]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXY61ukt0j8 Nitro Fueled Remix)]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1nKGaWevKE Slide Coliseum]]

* Theme Songs: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXY61ukt0j8 Tiny Arena/Turbo Track]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1nKGaWevKE Slide Coliseum]]

** Megumi:GenkiGirl, TheCutie

* On a whole different level is Calypso and her dangerous destruction derbies. Petty knows how dangerous and deadly motorsports can be, as his follower UsefulNotes/DaleEarnhardt can attest to, but Calypso puts his champions through literal '''hell''' so the winner can get some [[{{Irony}} dark perversion of their most desired wish]]. Calypso is hence banned from every race and instance of motorsports in the Pantheon, as are all his sadistic champions, including Needles Kane.

** Megumi:GenkiGirl, HotScientist, TheCutie

** The Stowaway: AmbiguousDisorder [[spoiler:And Exiled For It]], {{Cloudcuckoolander}}, FriendToAllLivingThings, MagikarpPower, MessyHair, TokenReligiousTeammate