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* Creator/JunjiIto's sister's cat Ran Purahachi [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daruma_doll Daruma]]-[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsuchinoko Tsuchinoko]]-Bandit-Katsushin, AKA Ran-chan.

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* Creator/JunjiIto's sister's cat Ran Purahachi [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daruma_doll Daruma]]-[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsuchinoko Tsuchinoko]]-Bandit-Katsushin, Daruma]]-{{Tsuchinoko}}-Bandit-Katsushin, AKA Ran-chan.
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** France had Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, UsefulNotes/MarquisDeLaFayette. [[EagleLand Yanks]] just called him "Lafayette". He joked in his memoirs that because of his family's extensive history of fighting and dying in battle, he was named after every possible saint who might be able to protect him.

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** France had Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, UsefulNotes/MarquisDeLaFayette. [[EagleLand Yanks]] just called him "Lafayette". He joked in his memoirs that because of his family's extensive history of fighting and dying in battle, he was named after every possible saint who might be able to protect him. Given that he managed to survive both the American and French revolutions, it seems it worked.
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** The full name of King Edward VIII of Britain (January-December 1936) was Edward Albert Christian George Andrew Patrick David Windsor, presumably after Edward VII (his grandfather), Albert the Prince Consort (the latter's father), Christian IX of Denmark (his father's mother's father), and the patron saints of England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales.

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** The full name of King Edward VIII of Britain (January-December 1936) was Edward Albert Christian George Andrew Patrick David Windsor, presumably after Edward VII (his grandfather), Albert the Prince Consort (the latter's father), Christian IX of Denmark (his father's mother's father), and the patron saints of England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales. His family just called him 'David'.
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*** "Windsor" is normally omitted, because UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfWindsor (being a royal family) don't actually use a surname, the assumption presumably being that everybody already knows what family they're from. In situations where a surname is needed, such as the obligatory military service, British royals (and for that matter others with hereditary titles) normally use their highest title as if it were a surname, combined with only their first name. As such, during UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, Edward (Prince of Wales at the time) would have gone by "Edward Wales". Those members of the House of Windsor who don't have the title of "Prince/Princess" (being great-grandchildren, or more distant, from a monarch or heir-apparent) are only ones who actually use the Windsor surname (or Mountbatten-Windsor, for those descended from Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Prince Philip Mountbatten).
** That guy Diana used to be married to is actually named "Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor". Amusingly, Diana muddled his name at the wedding ceremony, reciting it as "Philip Charles Arthur George".

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*** "Windsor" is normally omitted, because UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfWindsor (being a royal family) don't actually use a surname, the assumption presumably being that everybody already knows what family they're from. In situations where a surname is needed, such as the obligatory military service, British royals (and for that matter others with hereditary titles) normally use their highest title as if it were a surname, combined with only their first name. As such, during UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, Edward (Prince of Wales at the time) would have gone by "Edward Wales". Those members of the House of Windsor who don't have the title of "Prince/Princess" (being great-grandchildren, or more distant, from a monarch or heir-apparent) are only ones who actually use the Windsor surname (or Mountbatten-Windsor, for those descended from Queen Elizabeth II UsefulNotes/ElizabethII and her husband Prince Philip Mountbatten).
** [[UsefulNotes/CharlesIII That guy Diana used to be married to to]] is actually named "Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor". Amusingly, Diana muddled his name at the wedding ceremony, reciting it as "Philip Charles Arthur George".



** The names of the Roman emperors became progressively longer from the only-slightly-longer-than-the-average-Roman UsefulNotes/GaiusJuliusCaesar Augustus as time went on, reaching its peak during the Crisis of the Third Century with Gordian II, whose full name was Caesar Marcus Antoninus Gordianus Sempronianus Romanus Africanus Augustus. "Caesar" and "Augustus" were obligatory for any Roman emperor (echoing [[UsefulNotes/{{Augustus}} the first emperor]] and honoring [[UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar his adopted father]])[[note]]When it came about that both the reigning emperor and his heir were considered co-emperors, the name "Caesar" was to one's name after becoming the junior emperor and "Augustus" after becoming the senior emperor.[[/note]], but for most, four to five names total were sufficient to both honor tradition and include their own personal identifier.
** AncientEgypt's pharaohs, particularly later ones (specifically, around 1500 B.C. onwards), tended to have quite long names by the sole virtue of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_royal_titulary their full name being made of five separate names]], but UsefulNotes/{{Tutankhamun}} takes the cake by being an extreme demonstration of the fact that each name can technically be made of more than one "name"; [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tutankhamun#Names his full name]] is "Kanakht Tutmesut Neferhepusegerehtawy Werahamun Nebrdjer Wetjeskhausehetepnetjeru Heqamaatsehetepnetjeru Wetjeskhauitefre Wetjeskhautjestawyim Nebkheperure Tutankhamun Hekaiunushema". Oh, and before he was crowned (and was pressured to suppress his father UsefulNotes/{{Akhenaten}}'s Atenism cult) he used to be known as "Tutankh'''aten'''".

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** The names of the Roman emperors became progressively longer from the only-slightly-longer-than-the-average-Roman UsefulNotes/GaiusJuliusCaesar Augustus [[UsefulNotes/{{Augustus}} Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus]] as time went on, reaching its peak during the Crisis of the Third Century with Gordian II, whose full name was Caesar Marcus Antoninus Gordianus Sempronianus Romanus Africanus Augustus. "Caesar" and "Augustus" were obligatory for any Roman emperor (echoing [[UsefulNotes/{{Augustus}} the first emperor]] and honoring [[UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar his adopted adoptive father]])[[note]]When it came about that both the reigning emperor and his heir were considered co-emperors, the name "Caesar" was to one's name after becoming the junior emperor and "Augustus" after becoming the senior emperor.[[/note]], but for most, four to five names total were sufficient to both honor tradition and include their own personal identifier.
** AncientEgypt's UsefulNotes/AncientEgypt's pharaohs, particularly later ones (specifically, around 1500 B.C. onwards), tended to have quite long names by the sole virtue of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_royal_titulary their full name being made of five separate names]], but UsefulNotes/{{Tutankhamun}} takes the cake by being an extreme demonstration of the fact that each name can technically be made of more than one "name"; [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tutankhamun#Names his full name]] is "Kanakht Tutmesut Neferhepusegerehtawy Werahamun Nebrdjer Wetjeskhausehetepnetjeru Heqamaatsehetepnetjeru Wetjeskhauitefre Wetjeskhautjestawyim Nebkheperure Tutankhamun Hekaiunushema". Oh, and before he was crowned (and was pressured to suppress his father UsefulNotes/{{Akhenaten}}'s Atenism cult) he used to be known as "Tutankh'''aten'''".



** Creator/PabloPicasso's real name was ''Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Marí­a de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santí­sima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruiz y Picasso''. The only surnames in there are "Ruiz" and "Picasso" at the end, used in standard Spanish fashion (the first is his father's surname and the second his mother's, joined by an "y" as per a now outdated convention)[[note]]In most circumstances, this would technically make Ruiz his "official" surname; most Hispanophones use their paternal surname as their primary one. However, in most Spanish-speaking countries, the maternal and paternal surnames are equally valid, and if someone wants to use their maternal surname (e.g. because of closer connections to their mother or because their mother's family is richer or more powerful), society generally respects the choice. Besides Picasso, another famous Spaniard to go by his maternal surname is José Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, the former Prime Minister of Spain, whose decision to use "Zapatero" rather than "Rodriguez" (apparently because his father walked out on his family when he was a child) was considered completely unremarkable.[[/note]] The rest are given names his parents piled on him to honour various saints and relatives - naming children after those is common in Spanish, but it seems to have got out of control here.

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** Creator/PabloPicasso's real name was ''Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Marí­a de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santí­sima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruiz y Picasso''. The only surnames in there are "Ruiz" and "Picasso" at the end, used in standard Spanish fashion (the first is his father's surname and the second his mother's, joined by an "y" as per a now outdated convention)[[note]]In most circumstances, this would technically make Ruiz his "official" surname; most Hispanophones use their paternal surname as their primary one. However, in most Spanish-speaking countries, the maternal and paternal surnames are equally valid, and if someone wants to use their maternal surname (e.g. because of closer connections to their mother or because their mother's family is richer or more powerful), society generally respects the choice. Besides Picasso, another famous Spaniard to go by his maternal surname is José Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, the former Prime Minister of Spain, whose decision to use "Zapatero" rather than "Rodriguez" (apparently because his father walked out on his family when he was a child) was considered completely unremarkable.[[/note]] The rest are given names his parents piled on him to honour various saints and relatives - naming children after those is common in Spanish, but it seems to have got gotten out of control here.



** The father-in-law of Muhammad (SAW) may take the cake: Abdullah ibn 'Uthman ibn Amir ibn Amr ibn Ka'ab ibn Sa'ad ibn Taym ibn Murrah ibn Ka'ab ibn Lu'ai ibn Ghalib ibn Fihr al-Quraishi, better known as Abu [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Bakr]]/[[SpellMyNameWithAnS Bakar]].

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** The father-in-law of [[UsefulNotes/TheProphetMuhammad Muhammad (SAW) (SAW)]] may take the cake: Abdullah ibn 'Uthman ibn Amir ibn Amr ibn Ka'ab ibn Sa'ad ibn Taym ibn Murrah ibn Ka'ab ibn Lu'ai ibn Ghalib ibn Fihr al-Quraishi, better known as Abu [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Bakr]]/[[SpellMyNameWithAnS Bakar]].



* Michael John Cleote Crawford Rutherford, or Mike Rutherford of Music/{{Genesis|Band}}.

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* Michael John Cleote Crawford Rutherford, or Mike Rutherford of Music/{{Genesis|Band}}.Music/{{Genesis|Band}} and Music/MikeAndTheMechanics.



* Legendary Creator/{{ABC}} News anchor Peter Jennings. His full name was Peter Charles Archibald Ewart Jennings.

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* Legendary Creator/{{ABC}} News anchor Peter Jennings.Creator/PeterJennings. His full name was Peter Charles Archibald Ewart Jennings.
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* The 16th-century physician and alchemist Paracelsus was before he took that name, known as Philippus Theophrastus Aureolus Bombastus von Hohenheim.

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* The 16th-century physician and alchemist Paracelsus UsefulNotes/{{Paracelsus}} was before he took that name, known as Philippus Theophrastus Aureolus Bombastus von Hohenheim.
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* Formula E driver António Félix da Costa's full name is António Maria de Mello Breyner Félix da Costa.

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* Formula E Race car driver António Félix da Costa's full name is António Maria de Mello Breyner Félix da Costa. His brother, Duarte, has Duarte Maria de Ortigão Ramos Félix da Costa.
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* The oldest of several organizations that promote {{barbershop music}} was founded in 1938 as the "Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of Barber Shop Quartet Singing in America, Inc.", with the official initialism of SPEBSQSA. The long name was a deliberate parody of [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt FDR's]] New Deal "alphabet agencies". Because of the name's length, members and staff typically called it "The Society", with "Barbershop Harmony Society" soon becoming an officially approved alternative. This trope was mostly averted in 2004, when "Barbershop Harmony Society" became the official brand name, with the original name retained only for legal purposes.

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* The oldest of several organizations that promote {{barbershop UsefulNotes/{{barbershop music}} was founded in 1938 as the "Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of Barber Shop Quartet Singing in America, Inc.", with the official initialism of SPEBSQSA. The long name was a deliberate parody of [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt FDR's]] New Deal "alphabet agencies". Because of the name's length, members and staff typically called it "The Society", with "Barbershop Harmony Society" soon becoming an officially approved alternative. This trope was mostly averted in 2004, when "Barbershop Harmony Society" became the official brand name, with the original name retained only for legal purposes.

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** Taking it up to eleven is a certain institution in Texas. When Stephen F. Austin State University joins the University of Texas System at the start of the 2023–24 academic year, its legal name will become "Stephen F. Austin State University, a member of [[SpellMyNameWithAThe The]] University of Texas System".

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** Taking it up to eleven is a certain institution in Texas. When Stephen F. Austin State University joins joined the University of Texas System at the start of the 2023–24 academic year, in 2023, its legal name will become became "Stephen F. Austin State University, a member of [[SpellMyNameWithAThe The]] University of Texas System".



* The original full name for Frosted Flakes cereal ("Frosties" in the U.K.), is "Kellogg's Sugar Frosted Flakes of Corn".

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* The original full name for Frosted Flakes cereal ("Frosties" in the U.K.), UK) is "Kellogg's Sugar Frosted Flakes of Corn".Corn".
* The oldest of several organizations that promote {{barbershop music}} was founded in 1938 as the "Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of Barber Shop Quartet Singing in America, Inc.", with the official initialism of SPEBSQSA. The long name was a deliberate parody of [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt FDR's]] New Deal "alphabet agencies". Because of the name's length, members and staff typically called it "The Society", with "Barbershop Harmony Society" soon becoming an officially approved alternative. This trope was mostly averted in 2004, when "Barbershop Harmony Society" became the official brand name, with the original name retained only for legal purposes.
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* In general, traditional Arabic names can often be overly long. The concept of surnames didn't exist in any widespread form in many Arab countries until actually fairly recently; family names were occasionally used for, and by the individual members of, ruling dynasties and other powerful families, but the average Joe (or, in this case, the average Yusuf) would have to settle for being named "[[{{Patronymic}} son of such-and-so]]" or "of such-and-such place" or "of such-and-such description", and sometimes all of them at once, [[UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden Osama bin Muhammed bin Awad bin Laden]] being one particularly infamous example.

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* In general, traditional Arabic names can often be overly long. The concept of surnames didn't exist in any widespread form in many Arab countries until actually fairly recently; family names were occasionally used for, and by the individual members of, ruling dynasties and other powerful families, but the average Joe (or, in this case, the average Yusuf) would have to settle for being named "[[{{Patronymic}} "[[UsefulNotes/{{Patronymic}} son of such-and-so]]" or "of such-and-such place" or "of such-and-such description", and sometimes all of them at once, [[UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden Osama bin Muhammed bin Awad bin Laden]] being one particularly infamous example.
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** The literal translation also counts: "[[NameThatUnfoldsLikeLotusBlossom triggerfish with a snout like a pig]]."
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* The longest place name is ''Semmoinen niemi, jossa käärme koiraa pisti'' ("A promontory where a snake bit the dog") in Perho.

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* The longest place name in Finland however is ''Semmoinen niemi, jossa käärme koiraa pisti'' ("A promontory where a snake bit the dog") in Perho.
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** Taking it up to eleven is a certain institution in Texas. As of early 2023, Stephen F. Austin State University is set to join the University of Texas System once the state enacts enabling legislation. The legal school name will then become "Stephen F. Austin State University, a member of [[SpellMyNameWithAThe The]] University of Texas System".

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** Taking it up to eleven is a certain institution in Texas. As of early 2023, When Stephen F. Austin State University is set to join joins the University of Texas System once at the state enacts enabling legislation. The start of the 2023–24 academic year, its legal school name will then become "Stephen F. Austin State University, a member of [[SpellMyNameWithAThe The]] University of Texas System".

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* Kiefer Sutherland's full name is Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland.

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* Kiefer Sutherland's Creator/KieferSutherland's full name is Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland.



* The Saudi Arabian King, ''and how!'' Most people know him as either ''Salman of Saudi Arabia'' or ''Salman bin Abdul-Aziz Al Saud'', which are fine and dandy. His full name, however, is insane: ''Salman bin [[UsefulNotes/AbdulAzizIbnSaud Abdulaziz]] bin Abdul Rahman bin Faisal bin Turki bin Abdullah bin Mohammed bin Saud''[[note]]Basically a recitation of his paternal ancestry for seven generations[[/note]].

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* The Saudi Arabian King, ''and how!'' Most people know him as either ''Salman of Saudi Arabia'' or ''Salman bin Abdul-Aziz Al Saud'', which are fine and dandy. His full name, however, is insane: ''Salman bin [[UsefulNotes/AbdulAzizIbnSaud Abdulaziz]] bin Abdul Rahman bin Faisal bin Turki bin Abdullah bin Mohammed bin Saud''[[note]]Basically Saud''.[[note]]Basically a recitation of his paternal ancestry for seven generations[[/note]].generations.[[/note]]


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** Taking it up to eleven is a certain institution in Texas. As of early 2023, Stephen F. Austin State University is set to join the University of Texas System once the state enacts enabling legislation. The legal school name will then become "Stephen F. Austin State University, a member of [[SpellMyNameWithAThe The]] University of Texas System".
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** The kings of Saxony (a constituent kingdom of the German Empire), of the House of Wettin (of which the aforementioned House of Windsor is accounted a cadet branch until Elizabeth II dies[[note]]Because for dynastic purposes, LineageComesFromTheFather, and in the male line the Windsors up until Elizabeth II descend from Prince Albert, who was from the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha branch of the House of Wettin. Now that future British royals will be descended in the male line from Prince Philip, the House will technically be accounted members of his House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, itself a cadet branch of the ancient House of Oldenburg.[[/note]]), with their regnal names in bold:

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** The kings of Saxony (a constituent kingdom of the German Empire), of the House of Wettin (of which the aforementioned House of Windsor is was accounted a cadet branch from its establishment until the death of Elizabeth II dies[[note]]Because II[[note]]Because for dynastic purposes, LineageComesFromTheFather, and in the male line the Windsors up until Elizabeth II descend from Prince Albert, who was from the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha branch of the House of Wettin. Now that future British royals will be are descended in the male line from Prince Philip, the House will is technically be accounted members of his House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, itself a cadet branch of the ancient House of Oldenburg.[[/note]]), with their regnal names in bold:
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* The official full name of Libya under UsefulNotes/MuammarGaddafi was [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Libya_under_Muammar_Gaddafi Libya Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya]]. Interestingly, at five words, it was only the second-longest country name on Earth; the longest is the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland]], at six (eight if you include prepositions and conjunctions). On the other hand, the UK actually ''needs'' all of those words (because it was ''United'' out of the ''Kingdom''s of ''Great Britain'' and ''Ireland'', and when the Irish Free State was formed, it really wasn't accurate to say just "Ireland", so they added ''Northern'' in the middle), while Libya could have shortened its name to just "Libya" without doing any harm--which is exactly what the National Transitional Council did when they kicked Gaddafi out (although they used "Libyan Republic", as well, before officially changing it to "State of Libya").

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* The official full name of Libya under UsefulNotes/MuammarGaddafi was [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Libya_under_Muammar_Gaddafi Libya Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya]]. Interestingly, at five words, it was only the second-longest country name on Earth; the longest is the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland]], at six (eight if you include prepositions and conjunctions). On the other hand, the UK actually ''needs'' all of those words (because it was ''United'' out of the ''Kingdom''s of ''Great Britain'' and ''Ireland'', and when the Irish Free State was formed, it really wasn't accurate to say just "Ireland", so they added ''Northern'' in the middle), while Libya could have shortened its name to just "Libya" without doing any harm--which is exactly what the National Transitional Council did when they kicked Gaddafi out (although they used "Libyan Republic", as well, before officially changing it to "State of Libya").
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* The official full name of Libya under UsefulNotes/MuammarGaddafi was [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libya Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya]]. Interestingly, at five words, it was only the second-longest country name on Earth; the longest is the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland]], at six (eight if you include prepositions and conjunctions). On the other hand, the UK actually ''needs'' all of those words (because it was ''United'' out of the ''Kingdom''s of ''Great Britain'' and ''Ireland'', and when the Irish Free State was formed, it really wasn't accurate to say just "Ireland", so they added ''Northern'' in the middle), while Libya could have shortened its name to just "Libya" without doing any harm--which is exactly what the National Transitional Council did when they kicked Gaddafi out (although they used "Libyan Republic", as well, before officially changing it to "State of Libya").

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* The official full name of Libya under UsefulNotes/MuammarGaddafi was [[http://en.[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libya org/wiki/History_of_Libya_under_Muammar_Gaddafi Libya Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya]]. Interestingly, at five words, it was only the second-longest country name on Earth; the longest is the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland]], at six (eight if you include prepositions and conjunctions). On the other hand, the UK actually ''needs'' all of those words (because it was ''United'' out of the ''Kingdom''s of ''Great Britain'' and ''Ireland'', and when the Irish Free State was formed, it really wasn't accurate to say just "Ireland", so they added ''Northern'' in the middle), while Libya could have shortened its name to just "Libya" without doing any harm--which is exactly what the National Transitional Council did when they kicked Gaddafi out (although they used "Libyan Republic", as well, before officially changing it to "State of Libya").
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** Celtic and Netherlands footballer (what the USA calls soccer) Johannes "Jan" Vennegoor of Hesselink (Dutch ''of'' means 'or') is a mild example, but the last three words form the longest surname ever successfully printed in full on a football shirt. Normal-sized lettering [[http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/09/article-2450724-18A03A0800000578-107_634x459.jpg just about fitted]] so condensed typesets had to be produced [[http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/celtic-fcs-player-jan-vennegoor-of-hesselink-celebrates-with-teammate-picture-id82083582 to accommodate his name]].

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** Celtic and Netherlands footballer (what the USA calls soccer) Johannes "Jan" Vennegoor of Hesselink (Dutch Hesselink[[labelnote:What?]]The ''of'' means 'or') is Dutch for "or". It originates from the 17th century, when the Vennegoor and Hesselink families intermarried, but the family names were about equal in prestige so they just decided to keep both.[[/labelnote]] is a mild example, but the last three words form the longest surname ever successfully printed in full on a football shirt. Normal-sized lettering [[http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/09/article-2450724-18A03A0800000578-107_634x459.jpg just about fitted]] so condensed typesets had to be produced [[http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/celtic-fcs-player-jan-vennegoor-of-hesselink-celebrates-with-teammate-picture-id82083582 to accommodate his name]].

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* Lists of royal titles tend to get ridiculous as they may accumulate and maintain locations they sometimes have not actually had under control for decades, if ever. In the case of Dutch King Willem-Alexander, it went: "His Majesty Willem-Alexander, by the Grace of God, King of the Netherlands, Prince of Orange-Nassau, etc. etc. etc." The triple etc. refers to the ''47'' other titles he carries [[note]]the Dutch monarch's full title is: By the Grace of God, King of the Netherlands, Prince of Orange-Nassau, Jonkeer van Amsberg, Marquis of Veere and Flushing, Count of Katzenelnbogen, Vianden, Diez, Spiegelberg, Buren, Leerdam and Culemborg, Burgrave of Antwerp, Baron of Breda, Diest, Beilstein, the town of Grave and the lands of Cuyk, [=IJsselstein=], Cranendonk, Eindhoven, Liesveld, Herstal, Warneton, Arlay and Nozeroy, Hereditary and Free Lord of Ameland, Lord of Borculo, Bredevoort, Lichtenvoorde, Het Loo, Geertruidenberg, Clundert, Zevenbergen, Hooge and Lage Zwaluwe, Naaldwijk, Polanen, St Maartensdijk, Soest, Baarn, Ter Eem, Willemstad, Steenbergen, Montfort, St Vith, Bütgenbach, Dasburg, Niervaart, Turnhout and Besançon.[[/note]]
* Holy Roman Emperor Charles V, who ruled over Germany, Austria, Spain (including the New World) and bits and pieces of everywhere was officially styled: Charles, by the grace of God, Holy Roman Emperor, forever August, King of Germany, King of Italy, King of all Spains, of Castile, Aragon, León, of Hungary, of Dalmatia, of Croatia, Navarra, Grenada, Toledo, Valencia, Galicia, Majorca, Sevilla, Cordova, Murcia, Jaén, Algarves, Algeciras, Gibraltar, the Canary Islands, King of Two Sicilies, of Sardinia, Corsica, King of Jerusalem, King of the Western and Eastern Indies, of the Islands and Mainland of the Ocean Sea, Archduke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Lorraine, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Limburg, Luxembourg, Gelderland, Neopatria, Württemberg, Landgrave of Alsace, Prince of Swabia, Asturia and Catalonia, Count of Flanders, Habsburg, Tyrol, Gorizia, Barcelona, Artois, Burgundy Palatine, Hainaut, Holland, Seeland, Ferrette, Kyburg, Namur, Roussillon, Cerdagne, Drenthe, Zutphen, Margrave of the Holy Roman Empire, Burgau, Oristano and Gociano, Lord of Frisia, the Wendish March, Pordenone, Biscay, Molin, Salins, Tripoli and Mechelen.

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* Lists of royal titles tend to get ridiculous as they may accumulate and maintain locations domains they sometimes have not actually had under control for decades, centuries, if ever. In the case of Dutch King Willem-Alexander, it went: "His Majesty Willem-Alexander, by the Grace of God, King of the Netherlands, Prince of Orange-Nassau, etc. etc. etc." The triple etc. refers to the ''47'' other titles he carries [[note]]the Dutch monarch's full title is: By ever.
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the Grace of God, King of the Netherlands, Prince of Orange-Nassau, Jonkeer van Amsberg, Marquis of Veere and Flushing, Count of Katzenelnbogen, Vianden, Diez, Spiegelberg, Buren, Leerdam and Culemborg, Burgrave of Antwerp, Baron of Breda, Diest, Beilstein, the town of Grave and the lands of Cuyk, [=IJsselstein=], Cranendonk, Eindhoven, Liesveld, Herstal, Warneton, Arlay and Nozeroy, Hereditary and Free Lord of Ameland, Lord of Borculo, Bredevoort, Lichtenvoorde, Het Loo, Geertruidenberg, Clundert, Zevenbergen, Hooge and Lage Zwaluwe, Naaldwijk, Polanen, St Maartensdijk, Soest, Baarn, Ter Eem, Willemstad, Steenbergen, Montfort, St Vith, Bütgenbach, Dasburg, Niervaart, Turnhout and Besançon.[[/note]]
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Holy Roman Emperor Charles V, who ruled over Germany, Austria, Spain (including the New World) and bits and pieces of everywhere was officially styled: Charles, by the grace of God, Holy Roman Emperor, forever August, King of Germany, King of Italy, King of all Spains, of Castile, Aragon, León, of Hungary, of Dalmatia, of Croatia, Navarra, Grenada, Toledo, Valencia, Galicia, Majorca, Sevilla, Cordova, Murcia, Jaén, Algarves, Algeciras, Gibraltar, the Canary Islands, King of Two Sicilies, of Sardinia, Corsica, King of Jerusalem, King of the Western and Eastern Indies, of the Islands and Mainland of the Ocean Sea, Archduke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Lorraine, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Limburg, Luxembourg, Gelderland, Neopatria, Württemberg, Landgrave of Alsace, Prince of Swabia, Asturia and Catalonia, Count of Flanders, Habsburg, Tyrol, Gorizia, Barcelona, Artois, Burgundy Palatine, Hainaut, Holland, Seeland, Ferrette, Kyburg, Namur, Roussillon, Cerdagne, Drenthe, Zutphen, Margrave of the Holy Roman Empire, Burgau, Oristano and Gociano, Lord of Frisia, the Wendish March, Pordenone, Biscay, Molin, Salins, Tripoli and Mechelen.Mechelen. His descendants the kings of Spain still nominally claim many of these.
** The verbose royal pretensions of Spain and the Netherlands reflect, in part, their history of accretion from smaller entities. The kings of France, on the other hand, considered all their provinces to be created by the kingdom, rather than ancestral to it; the king cannot be his own vassal, so he used no such titles as "duke of Britanny".
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** Or maybe Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit.

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** Or maybe Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit. Thai writing has no word-breaks.
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*** It is extremely common for Spanish-speaking women to be formally named "Mary of [attribute]" and normally known by the suffix; ''[Maria de las] Mercedes'', ''[Maria de los] Dolores'', ''[Maria del] Rosario]'', ''[Maria del] Pilar'', ''[Maria de] Guadalupe'' and so on and so on.

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*** It is extremely common for Spanish-speaking women to be formally named "Mary of [attribute]" and normally known by the suffix; ''[Maria de las] Mercedes'', ''[Maria de los] Dolores'', ''[Maria del] Rosario]'', Rosario'', ''[Maria del] Pilar'', ''[Maria de] Guadalupe'' and so on and so on.

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** Television journalist Soledad O’Brien’s (who is Afro-Latina on her mom’s side) full name is María de la Soledad Teresa O'Brien. It translates to The Blessed Virgin Mary of Solitude Teresa O’Brien.

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** Television journalist Soledad O’Brien’s (who is Afro-Latina on her mom’s side) full name is María de la Soledad Teresa O'Brien. It translates to The [The Blessed Virgin Virgin] Mary of Solitude Teresa O’Brien. O’Brien.
*** It is extremely common for Spanish-speaking women to be formally named "Mary of [attribute]" and normally known by the suffix; ''[Maria de las] Mercedes'', ''[Maria de los] Dolores'', ''[Maria del] Rosario]'', ''[Maria del] Pilar'', ''[Maria de] Guadalupe'' and so on and so on.
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* The director of ''Film/TheLivesOfOthers'', Florian Maria Georg Christian Graf Henckel von Donnersmarck. His surname begins with ''Graf'' because he's descended from Counts. (Titles are not legally recognized in Germany, so heirs to titles incorporate them in their surname. This will come up at least twice below.)

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* The director of ''Film/TheLivesOfOthers'', Florian Maria Georg Christian Graf Henckel von Donnersmarck. His surname begins with ''Graf'' because he's descended from Counts. (Titles (Such titles are not legally recognized in Germany, so their heirs to titles incorporate them in their surname. This will come up at least twice below.)
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* The director of ''Film/TheLivesOfOthers'', Florian Maria Georg Christian Graf Henckel von Donnersmarck. His surname begins with ''Graf'' because he's descended from Counts.

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* The director of ''Film/TheLivesOfOthers'', Florian Maria Georg Christian Graf Henckel von Donnersmarck. His surname begins with ''Graf'' because he's descended from Counts. (Titles are not legally recognized in Germany, so heirs to titles incorporate them in their surname. This will come up at least twice below.)
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*** '''Frederick Augustus [I]''' Joseph Maria Anton Johann Nepomuk Aloys Xavier von Wettin

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*** '''Frederick Augustus '''Friedrich August [I]''' Joseph Maria Anton Johann Nepomuk Aloys Xavier Xaver von Wettin



*** '''Frederick Augustus [II]''' Albert Maria Clemens Joseph Vincenz Aloys Nepomuk Johann Baptista Nikolaus Raphael Peter Xavier Franz de Paula Venantius Felix von Wettin (!) - Yes, he really did have 20 names.
*** '''Johann''' Nepomuk Maria Joseph Anton Xavier Vincenz Aloys Franz de Paula Stanislaus Bernhard Paul Felix Damasus von Wettin
*** Frederick Augustus '''Albert''' Anton Ferdinand Joseph Karl Maria Baptist Nepomuk Wilhelm Xaver Georg Fidelis von Wettin
*** Friedrick Augustus '''Georg''' Ludwig Wilhelm Maximilian Karl Maria Nepomuk Baptist Xavier Cyriacus Romanus von Wettin
*** '''Friedrick Augustus [III]''' Johann Ludwig Karl Gustav Gregor Philipp von Wettin

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*** '''Frederick Augustus '''Friedrich August [II]''' Albert Albrecht Maria Clemens Joseph Vincenz Aloys Nepomuk Johann Baptista Nikolaus Raphael Peter Xavier Xaver Franz de Paula Venantius Felix von Wettin (!) - Yes, he really did have 20 names.
*** '''Johann''' Nepomuk Maria Joseph Anton Xavier Xaver Vincenz Aloys Franz de Paula Stanislaus Bernhard Paul Felix Damasus von Wettin
*** Frederick Augustus Friedrich August '''Albert''' Anton Ferdinand Joseph Karl Maria Baptist Nepomuk Wilhelm Xaver Georg Fidelis von Wettin
*** Friedrick Augustus Friedrich August '''Georg''' Ludwig Wilhelm Maximilian Karl Maria Nepomuk Baptist Xavier Xaver Cyriacus Romanus von Wettin
*** '''Friedrick Augustus '''Friedrich August [III]''' Johann Ludwig Karl Gustav Gregor Philipp von Wettin
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** The kings of Saxony (a constituent kingdom of the German Empire), of the House of Wettin (of which the aforementioned House of Windsor is accounted a cadet branch until Elizabeth II dies[[note]]Because for dynastic purposes, LineageComesFromTheFather, and in the male line the Windsors up until Elizabeth II descend from Prince Albert, who was from the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha branch of the House of Wettin. Now that future British royals will be descended in the male line from Prince Philip, the House will technically be accounted members of his House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, itself a cadet branch of the ancient House of Oldenburg.[[/note]]):
*** Frederick Augustus I: Frederick Augustus Joseph Maria Anton Johann Nepomuk Aloys Xavier von Wettin
*** Anton: Anton Clemens Theodor Maria Joseph Johann Evangelista Johann Nepomuk Franz Xavier Aloys Januar von Wettin
*** Frederick Augustus II: Frederick Augustus Albert Maria Clemens Joseph Vincenz Aloys Nepomuk Johann Baptista Nikolaus Raphael Peter Xavier Franz de Paula Venantius Felix von Wettin (!) - Yes, he really did have 20 names.
*** Johann: Johann Nepomuk Maria Joseph Anton Xavier Vincenz Aloys Franz de Paula Stanislaus Bernhard Paul Felix Damasus von Wettin
*** Albert: Frederick Augustus Albert Anton Ferdinand Joseph Karl Maria Baptist Nepomuk Wilhelm Xaver Georg Fidelis von Wettin
*** Georg: Friedrick Augustus Georg Ludwig Wilhelm Maximilian Karl Maria Nepomuk Baptist Xavier Cyriacus Romanus von Wettin
*** Frederick Augustus III: Friedrick Augustus Johann Ludwig Karl Gustav Gregor Philipp von Wettin
** The last crown prince of Austria [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_von_Habsburg Otto von Habsburg's]] birth name was ''Franz Josef Otto Robert Maria Anton Karl Max Heinrich Sixtus Xaver Felix Renatus Ludwig Gaetan Pius Ignatius von Habsburg''. Later in life, he was forced by Austria to drop the ''von'' from his name, and his legal name was just ''Otto Habsburg-Lothringen''.
** Spanish royals tended to name their children after saints and in one case, the parents went way overboard, naming their son Alfonso María Isabel Francisco Eugenio Gabriel Pedro Sebastián Pelayo Fernando Francisco de Paula Pío Miguel Rafael Juan José Joaquín Ana Zacarias Elisabeth Simeón Tereso Pedro Pablo Tadeo Santiago Simón Lucas Juan Mateo Andrés Bartolomé Ambrosio Geronimo Agustín Bernardo Candido Gerardo Luis-Gonzaga Filomeno Camilo Cayetano Andrés-Avelino Bruno Joaquín-Picolimini Felipe Luis-Rey-de-Francia Ricardo Esteban-Protomártir Genaro Nicolás Estanislao-de-Koska Lorenzo Vicente Crisostomo Cristano Darío Ignacio Francisco-Javier Francisco-de-Borja Higona Clemente Esteban-de-Hungría Ladislado Enrique Ildefonso Hermenegildo Carlos-Borromeo Eduardo Francisco-Régis Vicente-Ferrer Pascual Miguel-de-los-Santos Adriano Venancio Valentín Benito José-Oriol Domingo Florencio Alfacio Benére Domingo-de-Silos Ramón Isidro Manuel Antonio Todos-los-Santos de Borbón y Borbón. The "de Todos los Santos" is actually a phrase that means "all saints" so they named him after a ton of saints and then threw the rest in there for good measure. You might also notice that there are a few repetitions. For example, "Francisco" (including a pair of hyphenated names) is used five times, in honor of five different saints named Francisco. It was and to an extent still is a popular name, after all.

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** The kings of Saxony (a constituent kingdom of the German Empire), of the House of Wettin (of which the aforementioned House of Windsor is accounted a cadet branch until Elizabeth II dies[[note]]Because for dynastic purposes, LineageComesFromTheFather, and in the male line the Windsors up until Elizabeth II descend from Prince Albert, who was from the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha branch of the House of Wettin. Now that future British royals will be descended in the male line from Prince Philip, the House will technically be accounted members of his House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, itself a cadet branch of the ancient House of Oldenburg.[[/note]]):
[[/note]]), with their regnal names in bold:
*** Frederick '''Frederick Augustus I: Frederick Augustus [I]''' Joseph Maria Anton Johann Nepomuk Aloys Xavier von Wettin
*** Anton: Anton '''Anton''' Clemens Theodor Maria Joseph Johann Evangelista Johann Nepomuk Franz Xavier Aloys Januar von Wettin
*** Frederick '''Frederick Augustus II: Frederick Augustus [II]''' Albert Maria Clemens Joseph Vincenz Aloys Nepomuk Johann Baptista Nikolaus Raphael Peter Xavier Franz de Paula Venantius Felix von Wettin (!) - Yes, he really did have 20 names.
*** Johann: Johann '''Johann''' Nepomuk Maria Joseph Anton Xavier Vincenz Aloys Franz de Paula Stanislaus Bernhard Paul Felix Damasus von Wettin
*** Albert: Frederick Augustus Albert '''Albert''' Anton Ferdinand Joseph Karl Maria Baptist Nepomuk Wilhelm Xaver Georg Fidelis von Wettin
*** Georg: Friedrick Augustus Georg '''Georg''' Ludwig Wilhelm Maximilian Karl Maria Nepomuk Baptist Xavier Cyriacus Romanus von Wettin
*** Frederick '''Friedrick Augustus III: Friedrick Augustus [III]''' Johann Ludwig Karl Gustav Gregor Philipp von Wettin
** The last crown prince of Austria [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_von_Habsburg Otto von Habsburg's]] birth name Habsburg]] was born ''Franz Josef Otto Robert Maria Anton Karl Max Heinrich Sixtus Xaver Felix Renatus Ludwig Gaetan Pius Ignatius von Habsburg''. Later in life, he was forced by Austria to drop the ''von'' from his name, and his legal name was just ''Otto Habsburg-Lothringen''.
** Spanish royals tended to name their children after saints and and, in one case, the parents went way overboard, naming their son Alfonso María Isabel Francisco Eugenio Gabriel Pedro Sebastián Pelayo Fernando Francisco de Paula Pío Miguel Rafael Juan José Joaquín Ana Zacarias Elisabeth Simeón Tereso Pedro Pablo Tadeo Santiago Simón Lucas Juan Mateo Andrés Bartolomé Ambrosio Geronimo Agustín Bernardo Candido Gerardo Luis-Gonzaga Filomeno Camilo Cayetano Andrés-Avelino Bruno Joaquín-Picolimini Felipe Luis-Rey-de-Francia Ricardo Esteban-Protomártir Genaro Nicolás Estanislao-de-Koska Lorenzo Vicente Crisostomo Cristano Darío Ignacio Francisco-Javier Francisco-de-Borja Higona Clemente Esteban-de-Hungría Ladislado Enrique Ildefonso Hermenegildo Carlos-Borromeo Eduardo Francisco-Régis Vicente-Ferrer Pascual Miguel-de-los-Santos Adriano Venancio Valentín Benito José-Oriol Domingo Florencio Alfacio Benére Domingo-de-Silos Ramón Isidro Manuel Antonio Todos-los-Santos de Borbón y Borbón. The "de Todos los Santos" is actually a phrase that means "all saints" so they named him after a ton of saints and then threw the rest in there for good measure. You might also notice that there are a few repetitions. For example, "Francisco" (including a pair of hyphenated names) is used five times, in honor of five different saints named Francisco. It was and to an extent still is a popular name, after all.
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*** "Windsor" is normally omitted, because UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfWindsor (being a royal family) don't actually use a surname, the assumption presumably being that everybody already knows what family they're from. In situations where a surname is needed, such as the obligatory military service, British royals normally use their highest title as if it were a surname, combined with only their first name. As such, during UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, Edward (Prince of Wales at the time) would have gone by "Edward Wales". Those members of the House of Windsor who don't have the title of "Prince/Princess" (being great-grandchildren, or more distant, from a monarch or heir-apparent) are only ones who actually use the Windsor surname (or Mountbatten-Windsor, for those descended from Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Prince Philip Mountbatten).

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*** "Windsor" is normally omitted, because UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfWindsor (being a royal family) don't actually use a surname, the assumption presumably being that everybody already knows what family they're from. In situations where a surname is needed, such as the obligatory military service, British royals (and for that matter others with hereditary titles) normally use their highest title as if it were a surname, combined with only their first name. As such, during UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, Edward (Prince of Wales at the time) would have gone by "Edward Wales". Those members of the House of Windsor who don't have the title of "Prince/Princess" (being great-grandchildren, or more distant, from a monarch or heir-apparent) are only ones who actually use the Windsor surname (or Mountbatten-Windsor, for those descended from Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Prince Philip Mountbatten).
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* There's an award called the Knights Grand Companion of the Order of the Gallant Prince Syed Putra Jamalullai (Malaysia), which may be the longest name for a category on [[Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} The Other Wiki]].

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* There's an award called the Knights Grand Companion of the Order of the Gallant Prince Syed Putra Jamalullai (Malaysia), which may be the longest name for a category on [[Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} [[Website/{{Wikipedia}} The Other Wiki]].
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* Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu wa Za Banga, the former president of Zaire. (Which, according to [[Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} The Other Wiki]], translates as "[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast The all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, goes from conquest to conquest, leaving fire in his wake]]").

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* Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu wa Za Banga, the former president of Zaire. (Which, according to [[Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} [[Website/{{Wikipedia}} The Other Wiki]], translates as "[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast The all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, goes from conquest to conquest, leaving fire in his wake]]").
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* Bangkok's full ceremonial name, given by King Buddha Yodfa Chulaloke, and later edited by King Mongkut, is: Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit. This translates to ''The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarma''. Yep.

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* Bangkok's full ceremonial name, given by King Buddha Yodfa Chulaloke, and later edited by King Mongkut, is: Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit. This translates to ''The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarma''. Yep. In Thai it's usually just referred to by the first two or three words.
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* Creator/LesterDelRey used to claim that his real name was Ramón Felipe San Juan Mario Silvio Enrico Smith Heartcourt-Brace Sierra y Alvarez del Rey y de los Uerdes. Posthumous evidence [[https://sf-encyclopedia.com/entry/del_rey_lester strongly suggests it wasn't]].

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* Creator/LesterDelRey used to claim that his real name was Ramón Felipe San Juan Mario Silvio Enrico Smith Heartcourt-Brace Sierra y Alvarez del Alvarez-del Rey y de los Uerdes.Verdes. Posthumous evidence [[https://sf-encyclopedia.com/entry/del_rey_lester strongly suggests it wasn't]].

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