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** A call center worker suggests to a Sikh client that [[https://notalwaysright.com/sikh-ing-to-help/243711/ maybe he shouldn't use his mother's maiden name as his identifying question]]: since it's part of Sikhism that women must use the surname "Kaur", it would be very easy for anybody familiar with the tradition to guess and hack his account.[[note]]As pointed out in the comments, some Sikhs do modify this tradition a bit, using the religious names as middle names and their clan names as their legal surnames; however, since the man's answer to the question was in fact "Kaur" (as well as the fact that he himself uses the surname Singh, which is the male equivalent), his family is clearly not one of them.[[/note]]

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** A call center worker suggests to a Sikh client that [[https://notalwaysright.com/sikh-ing-to-help/243711/ maybe he shouldn't use his mother's maiden name as his identifying question]]: since it's part of Sikhism that women must use the surname "Kaur", it would be very easy for anybody familiar with the tradition to guess and hack his account.[[note]]As pointed out in the comments, some Sikhs do modify this tradition a bit, using the religious names as middle names and their clan names as their legal surnames; surnames, just because it makes things easier on multiple levels; however, since the man's answer to the question was in fact "Kaur" (as well as the fact that he himself uses the surname Singh, which is the male equivalent), his family is clearly not one of them.[[/note]]
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** A call center worker suggests to a Sikh client that [[https://notalwaysright.com/sikh-ing-to-help/243711/ maybe he shouldn't use his mother's maiden name as his identifying question]]: since it's part of Sikhism that women must use the surname "Kaur", it would be very easy for anybody familiar with the tradition to guess and hack his account.

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** A call center worker suggests to a Sikh client that [[https://notalwaysright.com/sikh-ing-to-help/243711/ maybe he shouldn't use his mother's maiden name as his identifying question]]: since it's part of Sikhism that women must use the surname "Kaur", it would be very easy for anybody familiar with the tradition to guess and hack his account.[[note]]As pointed out in the comments, some Sikhs do modify this tradition a bit, using the religious names as middle names and their clan names as their legal surnames; however, since the man's answer to the question was in fact "Kaur" (as well as the fact that he himself uses the surname Singh, which is the male equivalent), his family is clearly not one of them.[[/note]]
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/boom-goes-the-boomer/241499/ "You're all stupid little s***s. F****** millennium babies! You should all be drowned!"]]

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* RichInDollarsPoorInSense: [[http://notalwaysright.com/she-probably-needs-someone-to-put-her-clothes-on-too/ "What is this, some sort of self-service store?"]]

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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/never-has-pizza-been-the-cause-of-so-much-pain/242071/ This movie theatre]] gets a visit from a "leadership camp" for kids from rather wealthy families. The kids wind up being totally out of control, but they also have a habit of paying either way too much or way too little, not seeming to know how money works.
--->'''Submitter:''' "'Leadership camp,' eh?"
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** Similarly, [[https://notalwaysright.com/for-those-wondering-how-to-get-on-a-do-not-rent-list/248953/ these suspected drug dealers]] make a total pig's breakfast of a hotel room over the course of a week, somehow breaking a toilet ''in half'', among many, many other things.
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-husband-must-love-being-deployed/246896/ This general's wife]] not only doesn't pay attention to her kids as they terrorize a credit union, but she also blows her money and credit on all kinds of luxuries (much to her husband's ire) while her children are described as dirty and with shabby enough clothing to the point they "could be poster kids for child protective services."

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* RetailRiot: [[https://notalwaysright.com/coming-soon-to-not-always-right-zombies-vs-customers/ One comic strip]] showed "Why dealing with customers is worse than a Zombie Apocalypse". It states that "[[NoZombieCannibals Zombies will never attack each other]], even when supplies are scarce" while "Customers will attack each other, especially when supplies are scarce".

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[[https://notalwaysright.com/coming-soon-to-not-always-right-zombies-vs-customers/ One comic strip]] showed "Why dealing with customers is worse than a Zombie Apocalypse". It states that "[[NoZombieCannibals Zombies will never attack each other]], even when supplies are scarce" while "Customers will attack each other, especially when supplies are scarce".scarce".
** [[https://notalwaysright.com/dolling-out-justice/285212/ This store]] suffers a Black Friday rush just as a popular toy is in stock. The day starts off with shoppers ''breaking the doors down before the store even opens'', resulting in one poor old man getting trampled. Furthermore, one would-be scalper hits employees and other customers with a stick and has to be arrested.
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* TakingYouWithMe: A non-lethal example in [[https://notalwaysright.com/this-is-why-i-shop-online/312182/ this story,]] as a customer [[MistakenForServant mistakes the submitter for an employee]] and becomes increasingly belligerent, then ''attacks'' the submitter, using this trope as justification.
-->'''Man:''' "YOU THINK I'M CRAZY, HUH? YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO LIE TO GET ''ME'' THROWN OUT! WELL, I WON'T GO DOWN UNLESS I TAKE YOU WITH ME!"
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/tasteless-hatred/316463/ This story]] features a bigoted customer with an impossible demand.
--->'''Customer:''' "The customer is always right!"\\
'''Manager:''' "The customer is always right in matters of taste, and you, ma'am, have none. {{Get out}}."
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/thats-an-uber-long-drive/329533/ This customer]] thinks that when he goes from Florida to New York, he'll have to re-download the "local" version of his Uber app and [[TheyJustDontGetIt doesn't comprehend the submitter's attempts to convince him otherwise]].
--->'''Customer:''' "And if I call a taxi right now, how many hours is it gonna take for the driver to get all the way to here from Florida, huh? You're a whole lotta stupid, you know that?"

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* RedScare: ''Way'' too many people seem to think this way. [[http://notalwaysright.com/in-soviet-america-product-buys-you/ e.g. this silly man.]]

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[[http://notalwaysright.com/in-soviet-america-product-buys-you/ e.g. this This silly man.man for instance.]]


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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/needs-to-work-on-their-socialist-skills-part-7/329524/ "Welcome to America, where a large part of the population uses the word 'socialist' to describe everything politically left of hunting the homeless for sport."]]
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/check-before-you-check-out/331022/ This woman]] finds a bunch of stuff she didn't plan to get in her groceries after checking out because her very young daughter had sneaked a bunch of extra items she liked into the cart, and her first instinct is to lash out at ''the cashier'' as though they should have known that these weren't things she had intended to get and yet scanned them anyway.
--->'''Customer''': [=D***, B****!=] DO YOU SCAN ANYTHING ANYONE GIVES YOU?!\\
'''Cashier''': (''very frustrated'') Yes, [=b****=], because that is literally my job! If you don't want something, you tell me ''before'' I scan it.

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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/planting-a-seed-of-crazy/85006/ A lady harasses a furniture store for not watering their decorative fake plants]]. While security escorts her out, another employee comments that at least it's not what she did on Arbor Day, and you do NOT want to know what she did on Earth Day.

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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/planting-a-seed-of-crazy/85006/ A lady harasses a furniture store for not watering their decorative fake plants]]. While security escorts her out, another employee comments that at least it's not what she did on Arbor Day, and you do NOT ''not'' want to know what she did on Earth Day.


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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/on-the-need-for-hazard-pay-part-30/264006/ "I want to return this. It has blood on it from my boyfriend getting stabbed on it."]]
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* SnakeOilSalesman: [[https://notalwaysright.com/we-need-a-manager-with-a-spine-to-deal-with-this/330995/ This quack]] tries to sell people essential oils in a grocery store's parking lot. When the submitter catches them trying to do it ''inside'' the store (claiming that injuries to a customer caused by a bad weightlifting session were spine cancer), the submitter gets their manager to finally ban her.
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* NobodyPoops: At least, women don't outside of their own homes according to [[https://notalwaysright.com/her-reasoning-isnt-very-solid/328988/ this customer,]] who hears/smells another customer using a public toilet, automatically assumes it is a man, and has a mental breakdown on discovering it isn't.
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** When the hotel she's staying in gets two fire alarms in one night – the first time due to a sparkler lit by a guest, the second due to a malfunctioning hair dryer – [[https://notalwaysright.com/an-alarming-lack-of-safety-concern/155441/ this guest]] gets angry at the hotel, even thinking the hotel ''[[InsaneTrollLogic set off the fire alarm to celebrate the new year]]'' and after the second alarm, shouts at the submitter for ten minutes for their "rudeness."
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** A scene from a checkout line: [[https://notalwaysright.com/they-get-a-few-cents-off-the-dollar-if-theyre-a-few-years-off-the-century/329578/ "Do you think I look old enough to apply for the senior discount?!" "You look old enough to have been on the Mayflower."]]
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/wireless-clueless-and-hopeless-part-21/83109/ This old woman]] thinks that instead of plugging in the adaptor for a wireless mouse, you push it through the slots of the computer "like a coin machine."
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** {{Subverted}}, and in fact {{inverted}} with [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-golden-age-of-tech-support/84004/ this 96-year-old]], who was mistaken for this trope by other workers, but it turns out he teaches computer science to other senior citizens.
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** [[https://notalwaysright.com/of-mice-and-technologically-compromised-men/224374/ This octogenarian]] is a train wreck; he doesn't realize his mouse needs batteries, he doesn't connect his computer to power, and he periodically uses his mouse in reverse.
--->''I'll give the guy credit for trying to keep up with technology and being online with Facebook, but man... it gets frustrating working with people sometimes.''
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--->'''Old Lady:''' "Huh. I thought the Internet was all just naked people and Facebook."

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--->'''Old Lady:''' "Huh. I thought the Internet was all just [[TheInternetIsForPorn naked people people]] and Facebook.Platform/{{Facebook}}."

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