History NightmareFuel / MrMeaty

[[caption-width-right:350:If only getting rid of [[ProportionallyPonderousParasites tapeworms]] were ''this'' easy.]]

[[caption-width-right:350:If only getting rid of [[ProportionallyPonderousParasite tapeworms]] were ''this'' easy.]]

Although it only lasted for over a year, many may remember this show for not its jokes and meat, but for its horror.

!Examples

* As we all know, the puppets in this show can be very [[UnintentionalUncannyValley uncanny.]] They make the puppets from ''[[WesternAnimation/KaBlam Life with Loopy]]'' look like they came out of a Creator/{{Disney}} movie.

* During '' Kid's Party,'' Britney asks Josh to throw a Mr. Meaty birthday party for her little brother Taylor. When Josh and Parker feed Taylor a piece of very sugary cake, he goes hyper and runs crazy through the mall. After just two ''licks'' of the icing from the cake, the boy literally turns monstrous, with crazy yellow eyes, and mauls Parker almost to the death!

* The episode ''Suburb of the Apes,'' has the duo travelling to the future where baboons have taken over mankind. They even threaten the duo to work for them. There were skeletons and cobwebs '''everywhere.''' Araneophobes beware!

* The T.V. special, ''Dream of the Dead'', has Josh, Parker, and some [[{{Goth}} goth girl]] reawakening a man named Mr. Bugosi...who then tries to eat the goth girl's brain.
* In "The Fries That Bind", Parker gets a job at Soy What?, only to be taken hostage there by its owner and served up on a platter for their cannibalistic cult! Parker even notes seeing a ''skull'' on the floor right before he is nabbed.
** Also back in the kitchen, Josh operates the meat processor only for somebody's ''sneaker'' to fall from the tube.

* [[http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121122160113/villains/images/f/f2/Mr._Meaty_Wedgelor.png Wedgelor.]] That is all. Although his [[HarmlessVillain deme]][[EvilIsHammy anor]] and [[HoistByHisOwnPetard the way he's defeated]] makes him hilarious instead.
* Parker's transformation into a girl in ''Parkerina.'' It's a spoof of the transformation scene from Film/AnAmericanWerewolfInLondon, and looks ''very'' painful.
* In ''Moochmaster P.'', Parker continually eats everybody's food to the point where Josh calls him a "moocher." Though, at one point he eats a raw burger and conceives a tapeworm.
** And if that doesn't make you wanna hurl, after they remove it an Australian zookeeper offers to buy it off of them and he lets it ''crawl into his mouth and down to his stomach!''
* To get back at Josh for leaving him for a girl, Parker makes his own friend out of ''meat'' and names him Hamish. Let's just say that Hamish isn't easy on the eyes.
* ''Buffalo Burrito'' has Josh avoiding Parker because of his rancid odor. The reason he refuses to be honest with his friend about this? The last time he insulted Parker over his looks or hygiene, his best friend held him hostage by ''[[DisproportionateRetribution hanging him over the edge of a building]]''.

* ''Model Employee.'' A [[RidiculouslyHumanRobot robot by the name of Chip 2.6,]] starts working at Mr. Meaty. Too bad said robot is super creepy. Not to mention that he attacks Parker and turns him, too, into a robot with MachineMonotone. [[http://nicke1odeonconfessions.tumblr.com/post/21841187549/in-this-episode-of-mr-meaty-model-employee-in You're welcome.]]
* Josh's meat girlfriend in ''Roast Beef Barb.'' To be specific, Parker uses a machine that grows meat to create the perfect girlfriend for Josh using the DNA of Ashley, Brittney and Ashley 2 and Josh himself. The problem is that Barb has no skin, exposing her muscles for all to see. Naturally, Josh freaks out at the sight of this.

* Josh as a [[{{Gonk}} very messed up looking unicorn]] in ''Unihorn.'' You'll never see unicorns the same way again.

* Jesse Lumberpond, a teen pop star, is knocked unconscious by Parker in ''Puppet of Pop.''
* In ''Nightmare on Josh Street'', Parker goes absolutely '''psychotic''' trying to break into Josh's party when he refuses to invite him just to impress some cool kids. The tension quickly rises as the entire thing plays out like a slasher film, with Parker eventually ''chainsawing his way into the house''.

* In ''Doug of the Dead'', Mr. Carney buys a machine that boosts people's meat cravings, essentially turning them into zombies. The machine doesn't work if you're wearing a Mr. Meaty nametag, however. So, Parker and Josh are immune. They think they've found the perfect way to make a homemade zombie film with Doug as their hero. But as it turns out, Doug (who's later found cowering under a desk and wearing a Mr. Meaty nametag), has never fought a zombie in his life. Then things take a turn for the worse when the zombies find out there's no meat left...until they realize humans are meat.

* As we all know, the puppets in this show can be very [[UncannyValley uncanny.]] They make the puppets from ''[[WesternAnimation/KaBlam Life with Loopy]]'' look like they came out of a Creator/{{Disney}} movie.

* ''Model Employee.'' A [[RidiculouslyHumanRobot robot by the name of Chip 2.6,]] starts working at Mr. Meaty. Too bad said robot takes UncannyValley up to eleven. Not to mention that he attacks Parker and turns him, too, into a robot with MachineMonotone. [[http://nicke1odeonconfessions.tumblr.com/post/21841187549/in-this-episode-of-mr-meaty-model-employee-in You're welcome.]]

* ''Model Employee.'' A [[RidiculouslyHumanRobot robot by the name of Chip 2.6,]] starts working at Mr. Meaty. Too bad said robot takes UncannyValley UpToEleven. Not to mention that he attacks Parker and turns him, too, into a robot with MachineMonotone. [[http://nicke1odeonconfessions.tumblr.com/post/21841187549/in-this-episode-of-mr-meaty-model-employee-in You're welcome.]]

** Mr. Carney, the [[CorruptCorporateExecutive CEO]] of the Mr. Meaty franchise, is so old and decrepit that he makes [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]] look positively robust by comparison. His puppet [[http://images3.nick.com/nicktoons-assets/shows/images/mr-meaty/flipbooks/characters/carney-4.jpg?height=220&width=300&quality=0.75 resembles a zombie]], with a hole where his nose should be, bulging yellow eyes, and ''very'' realistic teeth.

** Mr. Carney, the [[CorruptCorporateExecutive CEO]] of the Mr. Meaty franchise, is so old and sickly that he makes [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]] look robust by comparison. His puppet [[http://images3.nick.com/nicktoons-assets/shows/images/mr-meaty/flipbooks/characters/carney-4.jpg?height=220&width=300&quality=0.75 resembles a zombie]], with bulging eyes and ''very'' realistic teeth.

* During '' Kid's Party,'' Britney asks Josh to throw a Mr. Meaty birthday party for her little brother. When Josh and Parker feed the boy a piece of very sugary cake, he goes hyper and runs crazy through the mall. After just two ''licks'' of the icing from the cake, the boy literally turns monstrous, with crazy yellow eyes, and mauls Parker almost to the death!

* ''Doug of the Dead.'' The new device, SALIVATOR-X8, turns everyone in the area into meat-eating zombies.

* Josh's meat girlfriend in ''Roast Beef Barb.''

* In ''Nightmare on Josh Street'', Parker goes absolutely '''psychotic''' trying to break into Josh's party when he refuses to invite him just to impress some cool kids. The tension quickly rises as the entire thing plays out like a slasher film, with Parker eventually ''sawing his way into the house''.
-->'''Parker:''' WHERE'S THE HORS D'OEUVRES?!

** Mr. Carney, the [[CorruptCorporateExecutive CEO]] of the Mr. Meaty franchise, is so old and sickly that he makes [[TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]] look robust by comparison. His puppet [[http://images3.nick.com/nicktoons-assets/shows/images/mr-meaty/flipbooks/characters/carney-4.jpg?height=220&width=300&quality=0.75 resembles a zombie]], with bulging eyes and ''very'' realistic teeth.

* You're probably wondering how Wink ended up as Mr. Carney's slave in the first place. Blame Josh, Parker and Wink's great-great-great-great grandfather for that in the episode "Original Sin". The former two freed Carney from his imprisonment in the Mr. Meaty refrigerator while Wink's grandfather signed a contract that allows Carney to own his firstborn male descendant. Wink was unlucky enough to be born a boy. And the first time Carney zapped Wink with the chip in his head, he immediately transformed into the cold, obedient sycophant he is today.

* You're probably wondering how Wink ended up as Mr. Carney's slave in the first place. Blame Josh, Parker and Wink's great-great-great-great grandfather for that. The former two freed Carney from his imprisonment in the Mr. Meaty refrigerator while Wink's grandfather signed a contract that allows Carney to own his firstborn male descendant. Wink was unlucky enough to be born a boy. And the first time Carney zapped Wink with the chip in his head, he immediately transformed into the cold, obedient sycophant he is today.

* Mr. Carney's treatment of his employees; most notably, his sycophantic assistant is forced to wear a chip that ''shocks him'' whenever he's disobedient or incompetent.

-->'''Parker:''' WHERE'S THE HORS D'OEUVRES?!

** Let's see: she eats a fly like a frog, tests Parker's PH levels with said tongue, eats like a pig, doesn't know what ''shopping'' is and proceeds to act like she does, uses telekinises, speaks an alien language at one point, and, after TheReveal, she tries to lay her eggs in Josh and Parker. Now '''that's''' creepy.

* The episode ''Suburb of the Apes,'' has the duo traveling to the future where baboons have taken over mankind. They even threaten the duo to work for them. There were skeletons and cobwebs '''everywhere.''' Araneophobes beware!

* Parker's transformation into a girl in ''Parkerina.'' It's a spoof of the transformation scene from AnAmericanWerewolfInLondon, and looks ''very'' painful.

** Finally, we are treated to the arrival of the Grim Reaper himself, or "Death" if you prefer. Not nearly as menacing as he could be however, in part because of his [[VocalDissonance voice]] and [[AffablyEvil]] qualities.

-->'''Josh:''' [[OhCrap That ''can't'' be good....]]