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** The Superior Vox-Caster's reaction to Boy telling him he'd met the Emperor in the flesh is... not friendly at all. Not only does he "censore" Boy by taping his mouth shut, he also threatens to kill him and his whole family for daring to even say such a thing. Needless to say, Boy ''snaps'' and beats him within an inch of his life with his voxcaster and his legs, mortally injuring him in the process. Then Asshailer arrives and manages to momentarily stop Boy by shouting so hard he makes his ears bleed. If it wasn't for Karstodes' timely arrival, Asshailer would've killed Boy.

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** The Superior Vox-Caster's Adept Superior's reaction to Boy telling him he'd met the Emperor in the flesh is... not friendly at all. Not only does he "censore" Boy by taping his mouth shut, he also threatens to kill him and his whole family for daring to even say such a thing. Needless to say, Boy ''snaps'' and beats him within an inch of his life with his voxcaster vox-caster and his legs, mortally injuring him in the process. Then Asshailer arrives and manages to momentarily stop Boy by shouting so hard he makes his ears bleed. If it wasn't for Karstodes' timely arrival, Asshailer would've killed Boy.
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** The Superior Vox-Caster's reaction to Boy telling him he'd met the Emperor in the flesh is... not friendly at all. Not only does he "censore" Boy by taping his mouth shout, he also threatens to kill him and his whole family for daring to even cay it. Needless to say, Boy ''snaps'' and beats him within an inch of his life with his voxcaster. Then Asshailer arrives and manages to momentarily stop Boy by shouting so hard bhe makes his ears bleed. If it wasn't for Karstodes' timely arrival, Asshailer would've killed Boy.

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** The Superior Vox-Caster's reaction to Boy telling him he'd met the Emperor in the flesh is... not friendly at all. Not only does he "censore" Boy by taping his mouth shout, shut, he also threatens to kill him and his whole family for daring to even cay it. say such a thing. Needless to say, Boy ''snaps'' and beats him within an inch of his life with his voxcaster. voxcaster and his legs, mortally injuring him in the process. Then Asshailer arrives and manages to momentarily stop Boy by shouting so hard bhe he makes his ears bleed. If it wasn't for Karstodes' timely arrival, Asshailer would've killed Boy.
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** The Superior Vox-Caster's reaction to Boy telling him he'd met the Emperor in the flesh is... not friendly at all. Not only does he "censore" Boy by taping his mouth shout, he also threatens to kill him and his whole family for daring to even cay it. Needless to say, Boy ''snaps'' and beats him within an inch of his life with his voxcaster. Then Asshailer arrives and manages to momentarily stop Boy by shouting so hard bhe makes his ears bleed. If it wasn't for Karstodes' timely arrival, Asshailer would've killed Boy.
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** Principal Vox-Caster Proprietus shows us the typical BodyHorror a lot of the civil servants of the Imperium put themselves though. Larger than normal feet with legs so thin that ''their veins are exposed like cord bundles'' and exposed ribs to do things like grasp objects because of intentionally breaking their fingers ''just turning the Voxcaster on''. The art also shows he has a Vox speaker shoved into his mouth. ''All of this is intentional by the way.''

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** Principal Vox-Caster Proprietus shows us the typical BodyHorror a lot of the civil servants of the Imperium put themselves though. Larger than normal feet with legs so thin that ''their veins are exposed like cord bundles'' and exposed ribs to do things like grasp objects because of intentionally breaking their fingers ''just turning the Voxcaster on''. The art also shows he has a Vox speaker speaker, maybe two, shoved into his mouth.mouth and widening his jaw to the breaking point, along with ever-bulging eyes that seem incapable of blinking. ''All of this is intentional by the way.''
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** Terrifyingly, Boy implies that there are intelligent rats with an empire under the feet of those on Terra. Those who know their Warhammer Fantasy lore can piece together that ''Skaven exist and their kingdom exists on Holy Terra itself.''
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** Boy's daily route to the Palace in itself is a death course. Just to get to the "Gates of Eterntality" requires not getting crushed by the sheer sea of people on the streets, avoiding landmines left since the time of The Siege of Terra, avoiding the trigger happy Arbiters ''and the intelligent rats'', and do a stealth infiltration into the Gate because if the pilgrims catch him "skipping the line" they will eat him alive.

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** Boy's daily route to the Palace in itself is a death course. Just to get to the "Gates of Eterntality" Eternity Gate (the final gateway before the Sanctum Imperialis, where the Emperor resides) requires not getting crushed by the sheer sea of people on the streets, avoiding landmines left since the time of The Siege of Terra, avoiding the trigger happy Arbiters ''and the intelligent rats'', and do a stealth infiltration into the Gate because if the pilgrims catch him "skipping the line" they will eat him alive.

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-->'''Jebarion''': Does it... live off of emotion?
-->'''Leman''': Yes.
-->'''Jebarion''':*Horrified gasps*
-->'''Xylatro''':Oh... NO!
-->'''Xylatro''':We... Cannot... [Hyperventilates]
-->'''Jebarion''': Please... Mercy...
-->'''Leman''':[amused chortle] Ironic. [yawns] Next question.

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-->'''Jebarion''': Does it... live off of emotion?
-->'''Leman''': Yes.
-->'''Jebarion''':*Horrified gasps*
-->'''Xylatro''':Oh... NO!
-->'''Xylatro''':We...
emotion?\\
'''Leman''': Yes.\\
[[[OhCrap anguished realization]]]\\
'''Jebarion''': *Horrified gasps*\\
'''Xylatro''': Oh... NO!\\
'''Xylatro''': We...
Cannot... [Hyperventilates]
-->'''Jebarion''':
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'''Jebarion''':
Please... Mercy...
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Mercy...\\
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** Principal Vox-Caster Proprietus shows us the typical BodyHorror a lot of the civil servants of the Imperium put themselves though. Larger then normal feet with legs so thin that ''their veins are exposed like cord bundles'' and exposed ribs to do things like grasp objects because of intentionally breaking their fingers ''just turning the Voxcaster on''. The art also shows he has a Vox speaker shoved into his mouth. ''All of this is intentional by the way.''

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** Principal Vox-Caster Proprietus shows us the typical BodyHorror a lot of the civil servants of the Imperium put themselves though. Larger then than normal feet with legs so thin that ''their veins are exposed like cord bundles'' and exposed ribs to do things like grasp objects because of intentionally breaking their fingers ''just turning the Voxcaster on''. The art also shows he has a Vox speaker shoved into his mouth. ''All of this is intentional by the way.''

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* InUniverse example, but apparently 'The Inquisitor' is such a ''[[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible bad]]'' book that it's equivalent to ''torture'', and gives anyone who reads it hallucinations of the warp.

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* InUniverse example, but apparently 'The Inquisitor' "[[Literature/InquisitionWar The Inquisitor]]" is such a ''[[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible bad]]'' book that it's equivalent to ''torture'', and gives anyone who reads it hallucinations of the warp.


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** One way it could get worse? During the ''Day in the Life of Boy'' voxcast, Boy mentions that orks ''do'' show up on Terra sometimes. Which implies that there ''are'' ork fungal wombs growing in the sewers of Terra...
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** Boy's daily route to the Palace in itself is a death course. Just to get to the ''Gates of Eterntality'' requires not getting crushed by the sheer sea of people on the streets, avoiding landmines left since the time of The Seige of Terra, avoiding the trigger happy Arbiters ''and the intelligent rats'', and do a stealth infatuation into the Gate.

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** Boy's daily route to the Palace in itself is a death course. Just to get to the ''Gates "Gates of Eterntality'' Eterntality" requires not getting crushed by the sheer sea of people on the streets, avoiding landmines left since the time of The Seige Siege of Terra, avoiding the trigger happy Arbiters ''and the intelligent rats'', and do a stealth infatuation infiltration into the Gate.Gate because if the pilgrims catch him "skipping the line" they will eat him alive.
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* ''Day In the Life of Boy'' gives us a typical day of Boy's life that's filled with, as usual for Boy, this and BlackComedy.
** Principal Vox-Caster Proprietus shows us the typical BodyHorror a lot of the civil servants of the Imperium put themselves though. Larger then normal feet with legs so thin that ''their veins are exposed like cord bundles'' and exposed ribs to do things like grasp objects because of intentionally breaking their fingers ''just turning the Voxcaster on''. The art also shows he has a Vox speaker shoved into his mouth. ''All of this is intentional by the way.''
** Boy's daily route to the Palace in itself is a death course. Just to get to the ''Gates of Eterntality'' requires not getting crushed by the sheer sea of people on the streets, avoiding landmines left since the time of The Seige of Terra, avoiding the trigger happy Arbiters ''and the intelligent rats'', and do a stealth infatuation into the Gate.
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Cosmic Horror even by 40K standards.


[[caption-width-right:350:"Do you not see by now that your Emperor is naught but nourishment for the great god beyond?"[[note]]See that bright spot up top? '''That's the Galaxy'''.[[/note]]]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:"Do [[caption-width-right:350:[[CosmicHorrorReveal "Do you not see by now that your Emperor is naught but nourishment for the great god beyond?"[[note]]See beyond?"]][[note]]See that bright spot up top? '''That's the Galaxy'''.[[/note]]]]
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** Four words seen mere seconds before Russ falls asleep both ratchets up and perfectly encapsulates the horror of this sequence: "Slaanesh '''enters the materium'''". The [[HellIsThatNoise distorted sound]] that plays as Slaanesh does so really sells the moment.
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-->'''Jebarion''': Does it... live off of emotion?
-->'''Leman''': Yes.
-->'''Jebarion''':*Horrified gasps*
-->'''Xylatro''':Oh... NO!
-->'''Xylatro''':We... Cannot... [Hyperventilates]
-->'''Jebarion''': Please... Mercy...
-->'''Leman''':[amused chortle] Ironic. [yawns] Next question.
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** Leman Russ' 'Game' with his Dark Eldar captives is a pretty damn horrifying version of the 'Questions' childrens game. Because, apparently, his time in the warp means he is able to manifest whatever he is thinking of during the game, starting with a gas that '''rapidly suffocates''' the Dark Eldar before one of them finally catches on. And apparently, he and Magnus used to play this exact version while they were still on the same side.
** After a MoodWhiplash during which Russ summons Urtis, the final thing he thinks of starts out.. weird. When asked whether it's a lifeform, he hesitates and explains "The answer is complex, but [[NayTheist he]] is leaning towards no". When asked whether it's a concept, he again hesitates, and when asked whether it's an emotion, he, [[RuleOfThree yet again]], hesitates before the no. The final question of whether the being lives off emotion gets an unequivical yes. This ''immediately'' makes the ''Dark Eldar'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck groan in realisation]] of [[TheDreaded just what it is]], to such a point that the last clarifying question of whether it is demonic seems more like it is stalling for time.
** Now this is where you almost feel [[SympathyForTheDevil sorry for the Dark Eldar]], because Eldar cannot utter Slaanesh's name because [[SpeakOfTheDevil it makes Slaanesh notice their souls]], yet [[Catch22Dilemma they have to say it to avoid Russ conjuring it forth]]. And ''Russ knows this'' - when the [[HopeSpot Dark Eldar try to get around it]] by calling it [[RedBaron She-who-thirsts]], Russ denies having any knowledge of what that is. After some more back and forth, one of the Eldar decides to take the plunge, and we hear firsthand why they were so terrified: the mere utterance of its name causes the Dark Eldar's soul to painfully, and horribly, be drained out as his body turn to ash. Also Leman Russ' powers are powerful enough that if he didn't fall asleep '''FREAKING SLAANESH WOULD HAVE BREACHED COMMORRAGH'''. Let it be known that, with this, Leman Russ might be one of the only beings in the galaxy to actually make a Dark Eldar weep from sheer terror and a broken mind.

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** Leman Russ' 'Game' with his Dark Eldar captives is a pretty damn horrifying version of the 'Questions' childrens game. Because, apparently, his time in the warp means he is able to manifest whatever he is thinking of during the game, starting with a gas that '''rapidly suffocates''' the Dark Eldar before one of them Skraket finally catches on. And apparently, he and Magnus used to play this exact version while they were still on the same side.
** After a MoodWhiplash during which Russ summons Urtis, Urist, who pushes Skraket off the ship to his death, the final thing he thinks of starts out.. weird. When asked whether it's a lifeform, he hesitates and explains "The answer is complex, but [[NayTheist he]] is leaning towards no". When asked whether it's a concept, he again hesitates, and when asked whether it's an emotion, he, [[RuleOfThree yet again]], hesitates before the no. The final question of whether the being lives off emotion gets an unequivical yes. This ''immediately'' makes the ''Dark Eldar'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck groan in realisation]] of [[TheDreaded just what it is]], to such a point that the last clarifying question of whether it is demonic seems more like it is stalling for time.
** Now this is where you almost feel [[SympathyForTheDevil sorry for the Dark Eldar]], because Eldar cannot utter Slaanesh's name because [[SpeakOfTheDevil it makes Slaanesh notice their souls]], yet [[Catch22Dilemma they have to say it to avoid Russ conjuring it forth]]. And ''Russ knows this'' - when the [[HopeSpot Dark Eldar try Jebarion tries to get around it]] by calling it [[RedBaron She-who-thirsts]], She-Who-Thirsts]], Russ denies having any knowledge of what that is. After some more back and forth, one of the Eldar Xylatro decides to take the plunge, and we hear firsthand why they were so terrified: the mere utterance of its name causes the Dark Eldar's his soul to painfully, and horribly, be drained out as his body turn turns to ash. Also Leman Russ' powers are powerful enough that if he didn't fall asleep asleep, '''FREAKING SLAANESH WOULD HAVE BREACHED COMMORRAGH'''. Let it be known that, with this, Leman Russ might be one of the only beings in the galaxy to actually make a Dark Eldar weep from sheer terror and a broken mind.

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** In the fifth special, Asdrubael Vect's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ows47yrO8CU&t=3m50s slave-servant, Timothy]]. He looks like the hybrid spawn between E.T. and a scrotum. If he was ever human, he barely looks like one now.

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** In the fifth special, Asdrubael Vect's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ows47yrO8CU&t=3m50s slave-servant, cup-bearer, Timothy]]. He looks like the hybrid spawn between E.T. and a scrotum. If he was ever human, [[UncannyValley he barely looks like one now.]]



* Timothy, Asdrubael Vect's Cup-bearer, is something straight out of the uncanny valley.

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** In the fifth special, Asdrubael Vect's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ows47yrO8CU&t=3m50s slave-servant, Timothy]]. He looks like the hybrid spawn between E.T. and a scrotum. If he was ever human, he barely looks like one now.



* The aristocrats from Jopall are, in layman's terms, [[BodyHorror completely and horrifyingly deformed.]] One of them looks like it's melting, another is horribly swollen, and the one who speaks has some weird device that gives him a horrific permanent smile. They somehow make that slave...thing from Special 5 look normal in comparison.

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* The aristocrats from Jopall are, in layman's terms, [[BodyHorror completely and horrifyingly deformed.]] One of them looks like it's melting, another is horribly swollen, and the one who speaks has some weird device that gives him a horrific permanent smile. They somehow make Timothy, that slave...thing slave... man-thing from Special 5 look normal in comparison.
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** Speaking of, Slaanesh up to this point has been portrayed as a LaughablyEvil TooKinkyToTorture god([[AmbiguousGender dess]]) with an ExtremeLibido. ''[[MoodWhiplash Not when summoned by Russ]]''. The rhyme she gives as she approaches the Dark Eldar makes it ''very'' clear what is in store for their souls when she gets her hands on them, and as the rhyme continues, you hear screams in the background grow louder and louder. It almost makes you feel bad for the ''Dark Eldar''. [[KickTheSonOfABitch Almost]].

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** Speaking of, Slaanesh up to this point has been portrayed as a LaughablyEvil TooKinkyToTorture god([[AmbiguousGender dess]]) with an ExtremeLibido. ''[[MoodWhiplash Not when summoned by Russ]]''. The rhyme she gives as she approaches the Dark Eldar makes it ''very'' clear [[AndIMustScream what is in store for their souls souls]] when she gets her hands on them, and as the rhyme continues, you hear screams in the background grow louder and louder. It almost makes you feel bad for the ''Dark Eldar''. [[KickTheSonOfABitch Almost]].
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* The aristocrats from Jopall are, in layman's terms, [[BodyHorror completely and horrifyingly deformed.]] One of them looks like it's melting, another is horribly swollen, and the one who speaks has some weird device that gives him a horrific permanent smile.

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* The aristocrats from Jopall are, in layman's terms, [[BodyHorror completely and horrifyingly deformed.]] One of them looks like it's melting, another is horribly swollen, and the one who speaks has some weird device that gives him a horrific permanent smile. They somehow make that slave...thing from Special 5 look normal in comparison.
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*** Slaanesh's sudden change in tone compared to all the other times we've seen it makes a horrifying amount of sense upon thinking about it more. Up until now we've only seen Slaanesh interact with the other Chaos Gods, all of whom are more powerful than it, and those weaker deities than it who are under the protection of the aforementioned Chaos Gods. These are ''mortals'', and for as weak as Slaanesh is when compared to the other Chaos Gods, there isn't a mortal alive that can hope to fight it, and it ''knows this''. It doesn't need to hold back, it doesn't need to curtail its true nature for its own sake, it can simply indulge and ''play with its food''.
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*** Slaanesh's sudden change in tone compared to all the other times we've seen it makes a horrifying amount of sense upon thinking about it more. Up until now we've only seen Slaanesh interact with the other Chaos Gods, all of whom are more powerful than it, and those weaker deities than it who are under the protection of the aforementioned Chaos Gods. These are ''mortals'', and for as weak as Slaanesh is when compared to the other Chaos Gods, there isn't a mortal alive that can hope to fight it, and it ''knows this''. It doesn't need to hold back, it doesn't need to curtail its true nature for its own sake, it can simply indulge and ''play with its food''.
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** Now this is where you almost feel [[SympathyForTheDevil sorry for the Dark Eldar]], because Eldar cannot utter Slaanesh's name because [[SpeakOfTheDevil it makes Slaanesh notice their souls]], yet [[Catch22Dilemma they have to say it to avoid Russ conjuring it forth]]. And ''Russ knows this'' - when the [[HopeSpot Dark Eldar try to get around it]] by calling it [[RedBaron She-who-thists]], Russ denies having any knowledge of what that is. After some more back and forth, one of the Eldar decides to take the plunge, and we hear firsthand why they were so terrified: the mere utterance of its name causes the Dark Eldar's soul to painfully, and horribly, be drained out as his body turn to ash. Also Leman Russ' powers are powerful enough that if he didn't fall asleep '''FREAKING SLAANESH WOULD HAVE BREACHED COMMORRAGH'''. Let it be known that, with this, Leman Russ might be one of the only beings in the galaxy to actually make a Dark Eldar weep from sheer terror and a broken mind.

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** Now this is where you almost feel [[SympathyForTheDevil sorry for the Dark Eldar]], because Eldar cannot utter Slaanesh's name because [[SpeakOfTheDevil it makes Slaanesh notice their souls]], yet [[Catch22Dilemma they have to say it to avoid Russ conjuring it forth]]. And ''Russ knows this'' - when the [[HopeSpot Dark Eldar try to get around it]] by calling it [[RedBaron She-who-thists]], She-who-thirsts]], Russ denies having any knowledge of what that is. After some more back and forth, one of the Eldar decides to take the plunge, and we hear firsthand why they were so terrified: the mere utterance of its name causes the Dark Eldar's soul to painfully, and horribly, be drained out as his body turn to ash. Also Leman Russ' powers are powerful enough that if he didn't fall asleep '''FREAKING SLAANESH WOULD HAVE BREACHED COMMORRAGH'''. Let it be known that, with this, Leman Russ might be one of the only beings in the galaxy to actually make a Dark Eldar weep from sheer terror and a broken mind.

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** We hear firsthand on why Dark Eldar shouldn't say Slaanesh's name. There is a ''reason'' even the Dark Eldar call it 'She who thirsts' - the mere utterance of its name causes the Dark Eldar's soul to painfully, and horribly, be drained out as their bodies turn to ash. Also Leman Russ' powers are powerful enough that if he didn't fall asleep '''FREAKING SLAANESH WOULD HAVE BREACHED COMMORRAGH'''. Let it be known that, with this, Leman Russ might be one of the only beings in the galaxy to actually make a Dark Eldar weep from sheer terror and a broken mind.

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** We hear firsthand on why After a MoodWhiplash during which Russ summons Urtis, the final thing he thinks of starts out.. weird. When asked whether it's a lifeform, he hesitates and explains "The answer is complex, but [[NayTheist he]] is leaning towards no". When asked whether it's a concept, he again hesitates, and when asked whether it's an emotion, he, [[RuleOfThree yet again]], hesitates before the no. The final question of whether the being lives off emotion gets an unequivical yes. This ''immediately'' makes the ''Dark Eldar'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck groan in realisation]] of [[TheDreaded just what it is]], to such a point that the last clarifying question of whether it is demonic seems more like it is stalling for time.
** Now this is where you almost feel [[SympathyForTheDevil sorry for the
Dark Eldar]], because Eldar shouldn't say cannot utter Slaanesh's name. There is a ''reason'' even name because [[SpeakOfTheDevil it makes Slaanesh notice their souls]], yet [[Catch22Dilemma they have to say it to avoid Russ conjuring it forth]]. And ''Russ knows this'' - when the [[HopeSpot Dark Eldar call try to get around it]] by calling it 'She who thirsts' - [[RedBaron She-who-thists]], Russ denies having any knowledge of what that is. After some more back and forth, one of the Eldar decides to take the plunge, and we hear firsthand why they were so terrified: the mere utterance of its name causes the Dark Eldar's soul to painfully, and horribly, be drained out as their bodies his body turn to ash. Also Leman Russ' powers are powerful enough that if he didn't fall asleep '''FREAKING SLAANESH WOULD HAVE BREACHED COMMORRAGH'''. Let it be known that, with this, Leman Russ might be one of the only beings in the galaxy to actually make a Dark Eldar weep from sheer terror and a broken mind.



--> ''Weeeeee cooooome~\\

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* The third Vox-Logs episode has the Dark Eldar escorting Leman Russ to the arena attempt to distract the very bored Primarch with a simple and harmless game... that unexpectedly turns into full-blown horror.

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* In the third Vox-Logs episode, Leman Russ' 'Game' with his Dark Eldar captives is a pretty damn horrifying version of the 'Questions' childrens game. Because, apparently, his time in the warp means he is able to manifest whatever he is thinking of during the game. And apparently, he and Magnus used to play this exact version while they were still on the same side.

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* In the The third Vox-Logs episode, episode has the Dark Eldar escorting Leman Russ to the arena attempt to distract the very bored Primarch with a simple and harmless game... that unexpectedly turns into full-blown horror.
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Leman Russ' 'Game' with his Dark Eldar captives is a pretty damn horrifying version of the 'Questions' childrens game. Because, apparently, his time in the warp means he is able to manifest whatever he is thinking of during the game.game, starting with a gas that '''rapidly suffocates''' the Dark Eldar before one of them finally catches on. And apparently, he and Magnus used to play this exact version while they were still on the same side.

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* Leman Russ' 'Game' with his Dark Eldar captives is a pretty damn horrifying version of the 'Questions' childrens game. Because, apparently, his time in the warp means he is able to manifest whatever he is thinking of during the game.
** And apparently, he and Magnus used to play this exact version while they were still on the same side.

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* In the third Vox-Logs episode, Leman Russ' 'Game' with his Dark Eldar captives is a pretty damn horrifying version of the 'Questions' childrens game. Because, apparently, his time in the warp means he is able to manifest whatever he is thinking of during the game.
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game. And apparently, he and Magnus used to play this exact version while they were still on the same side.



*** Speaking of, Slaanesh up to this point has been portrayed as a LaughablyEvil TooKinkyToTorture god([[AmbiguousGender dess]]) with an ExtremeLibido. ''[[MoodWhiplash Not when summoned by Russ]]''. The rhyme she gives as she approaches the Dark Eldar makes it ''very'' clear what is in store for their souls when she gets her hands on them, and as the rhyme continues, you hear screams in the background grow louder and louder. It almost makes you feel bad for the ''Dark Eldar''. [[KickTheSonOfABitch Almost]].
----> ''Weeeeee cooooome~\\

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*** ** Speaking of, Slaanesh up to this point has been portrayed as a LaughablyEvil TooKinkyToTorture god([[AmbiguousGender dess]]) with an ExtremeLibido. ''[[MoodWhiplash Not when summoned by Russ]]''. The rhyme she gives as she approaches the Dark Eldar makes it ''very'' clear what is in store for their souls when she gets her hands on them, and as the rhyme continues, you hear screams in the background grow louder and louder. It almost makes you feel bad for the ''Dark Eldar''. [[KickTheSonOfABitch Almost]].
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** We hear firsthand on why Dark Eldar [[spoiler: shouldn't say Slaanesh's name. Your soul gets painfully horribly drain out as you turn to ash. Also Leman Russ' Game was powerful enough that if he didn't fall asleep '''FREAKING SLAANESH WOULD HAVE BREACHED COMMORRAGH'''.]] Let it be known that, with this, Leman Russ might be one of the only beings in the galaxy to actually make a Dark Eldar weep from sheer terror and a broken mind.

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** We hear firsthand on why Dark Eldar [[spoiler: shouldn't say Slaanesh's name. Your There is a ''reason'' even the Dark Eldar call it 'She who thirsts' - the mere utterance of its name causes the Dark Eldar's soul gets painfully horribly drain to painfully, and horribly, be drained out as you their bodies turn to ash. Also Leman Russ' Game was powers are powerful enough that if he didn't fall asleep '''FREAKING SLAANESH WOULD HAVE BREACHED COMMORRAGH'''.]] COMMORRAGH'''. Let it be known that, with this, Leman Russ might be one of the only beings in the galaxy to actually make a Dark Eldar weep from sheer terror and a broken mind.mind.
*** Speaking of, Slaanesh up to this point has been portrayed as a LaughablyEvil TooKinkyToTorture god([[AmbiguousGender dess]]) with an ExtremeLibido. ''[[MoodWhiplash Not when summoned by Russ]]''. The rhyme she gives as she approaches the Dark Eldar makes it ''very'' clear what is in store for their souls when she gets her hands on them, and as the rhyme continues, you hear screams in the background grow louder and louder. It almost makes you feel bad for the ''Dark Eldar''. [[KickTheSonOfABitch Almost]].
----> ''Weeeeee cooooome~\\
Weee coooomee~\\
We enter your city~\\
Paint the walls with your blood, so pretty!~\\
Listen to your bones as they loose!~\\
The wonderful sound of your abuse!~\\
Hear your soul sing as it boils in our pool!~\\
Your fate will be a thousand times as cruel!~''
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** We hear firsthand on why Dark Eldar [[spoiler: shouldn't say Slaanesh's name. Your soul gets painfully horribly drain out as you turn to ash. Also Leman Russ' Game was powerful enough that if he didn't fall asleep '''FREAKING SLAANESH WOULD HAVE BREACHED COMMORRAGH'''.]]

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** We hear firsthand on why Dark Eldar [[spoiler: shouldn't say Slaanesh's name. Your soul gets painfully horribly drain out as you turn to ash. Also Leman Russ' Game was powerful enough that if he didn't fall asleep '''FREAKING SLAANESH WOULD HAVE BREACHED COMMORRAGH'''.]] Let it be known that, with this, Leman Russ might be one of the only beings in the galaxy to actually make a Dark Eldar weep from sheer terror and a broken mind.
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** We hear firsthand on why Dark Eldar [[shouldn't say Slaanesh's name. Your soul gets painfully horribly drain out as you turn to ash. Also Leman Russ' Game was powerful enough that if he didn't fall asleep ''FREAKING SLAANESH WOULD HAVE BREACHED COMMORRAGH''.]]

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** We hear firsthand on why Dark Eldar [[shouldn't [[spoiler: shouldn't say Slaanesh's name. Your soul gets painfully horribly drain out as you turn to ash. Also Leman Russ' Game was powerful enough that if he didn't fall asleep ''FREAKING '''FREAKING SLAANESH WOULD HAVE BREACHED COMMORRAGH''.COMMORRAGH'''.]]

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