History NightmareFuel / IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice

* The unfinished Ahriman clone in the Slaaneshmas special.

** A few things to note about that video: what we see is only a ''portion'' of the fleet. Yes folks--the fleet that is so vast the entire galaxy couldn't contain it ''only gets bigger''.
*** Another note: That fleet took on the shape of some sort of birdlike-entity. The Genestealers refer to the Hive Mind/Fleet as a "god". Considering what passes for gods in this universe--''and'' considering that the Tyranids are so alien that not even Tzeentch--the Chessmaster of those gods--can't understand them--then perhaps the Genestealers' beliefs aren't that far from the truth.

-->'''''Varnak:''''': [[DespairEventHorizon We cannot live through this. Mankind... CANNOT LIVE THROUGH THIS.]] [[ZergRush In a single day, they have covered the surface of this planet with a flood of of living blades and needle-fanged mouths!]] [[HydraProblem Kill one, and ten take its place!]] [[WeHaveReserves If they are truly without number...]] [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Then our race is DOOMED to a violent death before every shred of our civilization is scoured away by a force more voracious than the fires of HELL themselves!]] [[JustBeforeTheEnd DEATH! By the Machine God! DEATH IS HERE!]] (Recording ends)
-->'''''Guardsman''''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere No. Fuck this.]] [[DrivenToSuicide (shoots himself in the head)]]

-->''''Guardsman'''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere No. Fuck this.]] [[DrivenToSuicide (shoots himself in the head)]]

-->''Varnak:'': [[DespairEventHorizon We cannot live through this. Mankind... CANNOT LIVE THROUGH THIS.]] [[ZergRush In a single day, they have covered the surface of this planet with a flood of of living blades and needle-fanged mouths!]] [[HydraProblem Kill one, and ten take its place!]] [[WeHaveReserves If they are truly without number...]] [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Then our race is DOOMED to a violent death before every shred of our civilization is scoured away by a force more voracious than the fires of HELL themselves!]] [[JustBeforeTheEnd DEATH! By the Machine God! DEATH IS HERE!]] (Recording ends)
-->''Guardsman'': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere No. Fuck this.]] [[DrivenToSuicide (shoots himself in the head)]]

--''Guardsman'': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere No. Fuck this.]] [[DrivenToSuicide (shoots himself in the head)]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBmpW9lRIew Requiem for Dominique]] in it's 45 second entirety. Capable of sobering up an Inquisitor drunk from fermented Chaos out of sheer terror.

** We also get to see the "Retconnian" that was alluded to in Episode 14. [[spoiler: It's nothing. A black endless expanse of nothing with nothing put a literal peephole into reality where things that no longer exist like Malal, Squats and Horus inhabit. It's so crushingly empty that Malal, ''a Chaos God'', is driven to tears by his desire to become Canon and escape it.]]

*** Another note: That fleet took on the shape of some sort of birdlike-entity. The Genestealers refer to the Hive Mind/Fleet as a "god". Considering what passes for gods in this universe--''and'' considering that the Tyranids are so alien that not even Tzeentch--the Chessmaster of those gods--can't understand them--then perhaps the Genestealers' beliefs aren't that far from the truth.

-->'''That is... [[MonsterClown a clown]]...

* [[https://youtu.be/Ep_1k-lOto8 The Shadow Over Immateriums]] is one long exercise in this. Especially [[spoiler: Once the main character Bruce Norring makes accidental psychic contact with the ''Tyranid Hive Mind'' and has a vision that culminates in an absolutely massive Hive Fleet that dwarfs the galaxy rising up to devour it. He's almost infected by the Genestealer Cult until his choice words manage to accidentally summon the Ordo Xenos Inquisitor, now named Adriele Quist, from the Warp to slaughter the whole damn thing and leave.]] The event leaves the formerly hard-boiled detective [[LaughingMad laughing]] and sobbing in fear at what he's seen.
** A few things to note about that video: what we see is only a ''portion'' of the fleet. Yes folks -- the fleet that is so vast the entire galaxy couldn't contain it ''only gets bigger''.
*** Another note: That fleet took on the shape of some sort of birdlike-entity. The Genestealers refer to the Hive Mind/Fleet as a "god". Considering what passes for gods in this universe -- ''and'' considering that the Tyranids are so alien that not even Tzeentch -- the Chessmaster of those gods -- can't understand them -- then perhaps...just perhaps...the Genestealers' beliefs aren't that far from the truth.

* [[https://youtu.be/Ep_1k-lOto8 The Shadow Over Immateriums]] is one long exercise in this. Especially [[spoiler: Once the main character Bruce Norring makes accidental psychic contact with the ''Tyranid Hive Mind'' and has a vision that culminates in an absolutely massive Hive Fleet that dwarfs the galaxy rising up to devour it. He's almost infected by the Genestealer Cult until his choice words manage to accidentally summon the Ordo Xenos Inquisitor, now named Adriele Quist, from the Warp to slaughter the whole damn thing and leave.]] The event leaves the formerly hard-boiled detective sobbing in fear at what he's seen.

* [[https://youtu.be/Ep_1k-lOto8 The Shadow Over Immateriums]] is one long exercise in this. Especially [[spoiler: Once the main character Bruce Norring makes accidental psychic contact with the ''Tyranid Hive Mind'' and has a vision that culminates in an absolutely massive Hive Fleet that dwarfs the galaxy rising up to devour it. He's almost infected by the Genestealer Cult until his choice words manage to accidentally summon the Ordo Xenos Inquisitor, now named Adriele Quist, from the Warp to slaughter the whole damn thing and leave.]] The event leaves the formerly hard-boiled detective sobbing in fear at what he's seen.

** Then FadeToBlack. But the music doesn't stop and a creepy laugh is heard.

** [[spoiler:'''''MMMAAAGNUUUUUS...''''']]

-->'''Is... Is that a ... [[MonsterClown clown]]?

* [[spoiler:Cegorath]]'s second appearance. It's dark, there's only a gate on screen, and then the CreepyCircusMusic kicks in. To the point that the two Custodes are completly silent during the whole thing. And then [[spoiler:The Laughing God]] appears.

Then FadeToBlack. But the music doesn't stop and a creepy laugh is heard.

** [[spoiler:'''''MMMAAAGNUUUUUS...''''']]

** [[spoiler: '''Leman Russ''': *Literally growling* '''''MMMAAAGNUUUUUS...''''']]

* The Emperor's mind and soul are being ground into nothing, and both are torn to shreds to make it easier. The author subscribes to the "Starchild" theory, so when the piece of the Emperor on the Golden Throne eventually dies, he'll become a fifth Chaos God that is to mankind like Slaanesh is to the Eldar, warp-fuck Terra inside-out, and send all of humanity ever screaming into Hell. Sweet dreams.

* The Emperor's mind and soul are being ground into nothing, and both are torn to shreds to make it easier. The author subscribes to the "Starchild" theory, so when the peice of the Emperor on the Golden Throne eventually dies, he'll become a fifth Chaos God that is to mankind like Slasnesh is to the Eldar, warp-fuck Terra inside-out, and send all of humanity ever screaming into Hell. Sweet dreams.

* From part two of the history episodes, once Slaanesh shows up, the Ferrari music that was playing before suddenly starts getting distorted into something... [[HellIsThatNoise disturbing]].