History Music / UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny

A song by Music/LemonDemon, also known for [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267 the animation set to it]].

TropeNamer for Main/UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny

Now has its own [[Characters/UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestinyMusicVideo character sheet]].

See also: UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny

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!Here are the whole lyrics:
%%Tropes are in order of appearance.
-> [[{{Kaiju}} Old]] Franchise/{{Godzilla}} [[{{Kaiju}} was hopping around]]\\
[[TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse Tokyo City like a big playground,]]\\
[[BehindTheBlack When suddenly]] Franchise/{{Batman}} [[BehindTheBlack burst from the shade,]]\\
[[ScratchDamage And hit Godzilla with a Bat-Grenade.]]\\
[[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,]]\\
[[DivingSave But didn't expect to be blocked by]] [[{{Basketball}} Shaq]]\\
[[IKnowMaddenKombat who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu]]\\
[[EscalatingBrawl when Aaron Carter came out of the blue,]]\\
[[CurbStompBattle and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal]]\\
[[CarFu then they both got flattened by the Batmobile,\\
but before he could make it back to the Bat-Cave,]]\\
AbrahamLincoln [[BackFromTheDead popped out of his grave]]\\
[[MagicHat and took an AK-47 out from under his hat]]\\
[[MoreDakka and blew Batman away with a ratatatat,]]\\
[[ThrowAwayGuns but he ran out of bullets]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere and he ran away]]\\
[[GiantRobot because]] [[{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]] [[BigDamnHeroes came to save the day!]]\\
'''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny.]]'''\\
'''[[StuffBlowingUp Good Guys, Bad Guys, and explosions, as far as the eye can see.]]'''\\
'''[[ThereCanBeOnlyOne And only one will survive; I wonder who it will be?]]'''\\
'''[[TitleDrop This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny.]]'''\\
[[ExtremeOmnivore Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,\\
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime,]]\\
[[AmusingInjuries And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,\\
but]] JackieChan [[ColossusClimb jumped out and landed on his back.]]\\
[[JustAFleshWound And Batman was injured, and tryin' to get steady]]\\
[[KnifeNut when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete,]]\\
[[WhipItGood but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped;]]\\
Franchise/IndianaJones [[WhipItGood took him out with his whip.]]\\
[[FailedASpotCheck Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,]]\\
[[CombatPragmatist and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find;]]\\
[[BatmanGrabsAGun because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,]]\\
[[DodgeTheBullet and Jackie Chan]] [[MadeOfIron deflected it]] [[BulletCatch with his fist]]\\
[[UnnecessaryCombatRoll And he jumped in the air and he did a somersault,]]\\
[[CoolButImpractical While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault]]\\
[[CrashIntoHello Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air,]]\\
[[HeartIsAnAwesomePower Then they both got hit by a]] {{Care Bear|s}} [[CareBearStare Stare!]]\\
'''[[AllBlueEntry Repeat Chorus]]'''\\
[[CherubicChoir Angels sang out, in immaculate chorus,]]\\
[[MemeticBadass as down from the heavens descended]] ChuckNorris\\
[[GroinAttack Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones\\
into the crotch of Indiana Jones;\\
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,]]\\
[[SecretIdentity As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.]]\\
[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,]]\\
[[MurderousThighs and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.]]\\
[[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Then]] [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White]]\\
And Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail's Black Knight,\\
and BenitoMussolini, and [[WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine the Blue Meanie]]\\
and [[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie]]\\
{{Franchise/Robocop}}, [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} The Terminator]], [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]] and [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]],\\
[[Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina Lo-Pan]], {{Franchise/Superman}}, every single [[Franchise/PowerRangers Power Ranger]],\\
[[Film/BillAndTed Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan]],\\
[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock]], [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], [[DoctorOctopus Doc Ock]] and Wrestling/HulkHogan,\\
[[DynamicEntry All came out of nowhere lightning-fast,]]\\
[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.]]\\
[[BigBadassBattleSequence It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,]]\\
[[InnocentBystander with civilians looking on in total awe.]]\\
[[DarkHorseVictory The fight raged on for a century,\\
many lives were claimed, but eventually,\\
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:]]\\
[[spoiler:[[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mr. Rogers]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes in a blood stained sweater.]]]]\\
'''[[RuleOfThree Repeat Chorus once again]]'''
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!!The animation also has examples of:

* AffectionateParody: ''[[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330027 This]]'', which is ''definitely'' NSFW.
* AgonyOfTheFeet: Godzilla's reaction to a Bat Grenade.
* BloodyHilarious: [[spoiler:Mr.Rogers dancing around, as he bleeds to death. See {{DrivenToSuicide}} down below.]]
* CoolVsAwesome: It begins with Franchise/{{Batman}} taking on Franchise/{{Godzilla}} and only grows crazier from there.
* CryingIndian: Indy sheds a single tear after Chuck Norris kicks him in the groin; [[spoiler:Mr. Rogers]] sheds one for the dead.
* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler:Mr. Rogers, who commits harakiri at the end of the animation, presumably from guilt over being the last survivor.]]
* {{Eyedscreen}}: Godzilla getting mad at Optimus Prime.
* EyesAlwaysShut: Franchise/IndianaJones.
* HonorBeforeReason: Optimus Prime spends more time saving others than defending himself, which ultimately leads to his defeat.
* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters
* RatedMForManly: The song.
* ShoutOut: A whole bunch during the chorus:
** [[Franchise/SuperMarioBrothers Mario]] [[FandomRivalry versus]] SonicTheHedgehog.
** SantaClaus getting hit by [[Film/BackToTheFuture the DeLorean]].
** A [[Franchise/StarWars Jawa]] [[GrievousHarmWithABody using C3PO to beat up R2-D2]].
** Creator/SamuelLJackson [[Film/SnakesOnAPlane getting tackled by snakes]].
** [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment Blue Man Tobias]].
** [[DragonBall Goku]] riding the Flying Nimbus.
* StaringKid: The little kid with the ice cream cone, looking on "in total awe."
* StealthPun: Aaron Carter beats up Shaquille O'Neil. [[spoiler:[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfhhWA9GF0M That's how he beat Shaq]]]].

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[[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Then]] [[LordOfTheRings Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White,]]\\
[[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,]]\\
[[BenitoMussolini and Benito Mussolini,]] [[YellowSubmarine and the Blue Meanie,]]\\
[[PeeWeesPlayhouse and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie,]]\\
Film/RoboCop, [[{{Terminator}} the Terminator,]] [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk,]] [[StarWars Darth Vader,]]\\
[[BigTroubleInLittleChina Lo Pan,]] Comicbook/{{Superman}}, [[Franchise/PowerRangers every single Power Ranger]],\\
[[BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,]]\\
[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock,]] [[DwayneJohnson The Rock,]] [[Comicbook/{{Spider-Man}} Doc Ock, and]] HulkHogan\\
[[DynamicEntry all came out of nowhere lightning fast,]]\\

[[spoiler:[[MisterRogersNeighborhood Mr. Rogers]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes in a blood stained sweater.]]]]\\

** [[SuperMarioBrothers Mario]] [[FandomRivalry versus]] SonicTheHedgehog.

** A [[StarWars Jawa]] [[GrievousHarmWithABody using C3PO to beat up R2-D2]].
** SamuelLJackson [[SnakesOnAPlane getting tackled by snakes]].

[[BehindTheBlack When suddenly]] Comicbook/{{Batman}} [[BehindTheBlack burst from the shade,]]\\

[[BigTroubleInLittleChina Lo Pan,]] Comicbook/{{Superman}}, [[PowerRangers every single Power Ranger]],\\

* HilariousInHindsight: "Lo Pan, Superman, ''[[MassiveMultiplayerCrossover every]] [[KaizokuSentaiGokaiger single]] [[PowerRangersMegaForce Power Ranger]]''"...

-> [[{{Kaiju}} Old]] {{Godzilla}} [[{{Kaiju}} was hopping around]]\\

* CoolVsAwesome: It begins with {{Batman}} taking on {{Godzilla}} and only grows crazier from there.