History Music / BobRivers

His work is often {{misattributed|Song}} to Music/WeirdAlYankovic, despite containing lyrics and themes that Weird Al has said he will not use (such as an entire song about [[BestialityIsDepraved screwing sheep]] and drug references ("What if god smoked cannabis?"). Also, Rivers uses ClassicRock (like Music/TheBeatles and Music/LedZeppelin) as the basis for his parodies and employs tribute and cover bands to sing them (so they sound as close as possible to the originals), whereas Yankovic tends to spoof Top 40 pop music and sings on his records himself.

* BestialityIsDepraved: "Dirty Deeds Dione With Sheep" spoofing AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

* CrappyHolidays: "Twelve Pains of Christmas" features many different people singing about Christmas-related grievances, such as paying bills, hangovers, whiny kids, [[ObnoxiousInLaws facing the in-laws]] "and finding a Christmas tree".

* TeenyWeenie: "Three inch Tool" spoofing "Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie and the Blowfish.

Bob Rivers (born July 7, 1956) is a former American rock-and-roll radio personality in [[UsefulNotes/TheOtherRainforest the Pacific Northwest]], as well as a prolific producer of [[SongParody parody songs]] (most famously parody {{Christmas songs}}, which have included such gems as "The Twelve Pains of Christmas", "Wreck the Malls", "[[MallSanta There's Another Santa Claus]]," "Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator", "Manger 6" and "I'll Be Stoned for Christmas"). His other claim to fame is songs about the [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague Seattle Seahawks]] football team.

* TeenyWeenie: "Three inch Tool" spoofing "Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie and the Blowfish

Bob Rivers (born July 7, 1956) is a former American rock-and-roll radio personality in [[UsefulNotes/TheOtherRainforest the Pacific Northwest]], as well as a prolific producer of [[SongParody parody songs]] (most famously parody {{Christmas songs}}, which have included such gems as "The Twelve Pains of Christmas", "Wreck the Malls", "[[MallSanta There's Another Santa Claus]]," "Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator", and "Manger 6"). His other claim to fame is songs about the [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague Seattle Seahawks]] football team.

* BlackComedy: Oh...boy. His {{AntiChristmasSong}}s are loaded. Songs about mayhem at the mall, a little kid singing about Santa getting stuck in the chimney and dying, and "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire" which has an unhinged [[Franchise/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Dave Seville]] deciding that he's had enough of chipmunk mischief and roasts the trio for dinner.

* TeenieWeenie: "Three inch Tool" spoofing "Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie and the Blowfish

Bob Rivers (born July 7, 1956) is a former American rock-and-roll radio personality in the Pacific Northwest, as well as a prolific producer of [[SongParody parody songs]] (most famously parody {{Christmas songs}}, which have included such gems as "The Twelve Pains of Christmas", "Wreck the Malls", "[[MallSanta There's Another Santa Claus]]," "Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator", and "Manger 6"). His other claim to fame is songs about the [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague Seattle Seahawks]] football team.

He has his own [[http://www.bobrivers.com/#v11610 website]]. He can be heard on-air weekday mornings by clicking the listen button on the radio station's [[http://radiotime.com/station/s_31870/KJR-FM_957.aspx website]]. Interestingly, He's also a ContestWinnerCameo on an episode of ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise''.

* BasementDweller: "Asshole Son", parody of "Black Hole Sun" by Music/Soundgarden.