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12th Sep '17 6:15:44 AM JackG
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* ''Series/BlakesSeven''. In "Space Fall", the NumberTwo of the prison ship implies to Jenna that the voyage will be a lot more comfortable if she shares his cabin. She whispers her reply in his ear and gets cuffed across the face.

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* ''Series/BlakesSeven''. In "Space Fall", the NumberTwo of the prison ship implies to Jenna that the voyage will be a lot more comfortable [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty if she shares his cabin.cabin]]. She whispers her reply in his ear and gets cuffed across the face.
12th Sep '17 6:15:02 AM JackG
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* ''Series/BlakesSeven''. In "Space Fall", the NumberTwo of the prison ship implies to Jenna that the voyage will be a lot more comfortable if she shares his cabin. She whispers her reply in his ear and gets cuffed across the face.
-->'''Jenna:''' That one's going to give us a hard time.
-->'''Vila:''' And you've improved his mood no end. Why couldn't you be nice to him?
-->'''Jenna:''' He's ''not'' my type.
-->'''Vila:''' You can't afford to be choosy now.
-->'''Jenna:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Why else would I be talking to you?]]
24th Aug '17 11:15:29 AM CosmicFerret
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* In a ''{{Garfield}}'' strip, when Jon is talking to a woman over the phone:

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* In a ''{{Garfield}}'' ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' strip, when Jon is talking to a woman over the phone:
1st Aug '17 10:57:19 PM ectostar
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* In ''Manga/SasamekiKoto'', [[LipstickLesbian one half of the main couple]] says this to [[ButchLesbian the other half]] [[http://www.mangakong.com/manga/Sasamekikoto/002/16 here]]. [[PlayedForDrama It drives the angst for most of the series.]]

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* In ''Manga/SasamekiKoto'', [[LipstickLesbian one half of the main couple]] says this to [[ButchLesbian the other half]] [[http://www.mangakong.com/manga/Sasamekikoto/002/16 here]]. [[PlayedForDrama It drives the angst for most of the series.]]series]].



** When Nishizawa first approaches Hayate asking him to go out with her, he [[BlatantLies claims to be only interested in 2D girls.]]

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** When Nishizawa first approaches Hayate asking him to go out with her, he [[BlatantLies claims to be only interested in 2D girls.]]girls]].



%%--> '''Ranma:''' (to Akane) You don't have to worry about me trying anything, because you're not even my type.

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%%--> '''Ranma:''' '''Ranma''': (to Akane) You don't have to worry about me trying anything, because you're not even my type.



-->'''Donkey:''' With Shrek? Whoa, whoa, whoa... You think, you think that Shrek is your true love?\\
'''Fiona:''' Well... Yes.\\

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-->'''Donkey:''' -->'''Donkey''': With Shrek? Whoa, whoa, whoa... You think, you think that Shrek is your true love?\\
'''Fiona:''' '''Fiona''': Well... Yes.\\



'''Fiona:''' What is so funny?\\
'''Shrek:''' Let's just say, I'm not your type. All right?\\
'''Fiona:''' Well, of course you are. You're my rescuer.

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'''Fiona:''' '''Fiona''': What is so funny?\\
'''Shrek:''' '''Shrek''': Let's just say, I'm not your type. All right?\\
'''Fiona:''' '''Fiona''': Well, of course you are. You're my rescuer.



-->'''Nancy''': Don't worry about that guy from ''Smallville''. He's not my type.
-->'''Ned''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You have a type]]?

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-->'''Nancy''': Don't worry about that guy from ''Smallville''. He's not my type.
-->'''Ned''':
type.\\
'''Ned''':
[[ComicallyMissingThePoint You have a type]]?



-->'''Bond:''' Don't worry, you're not my type.
-->'''Vesper:''' Smart?
-->'''Bond:''' Single.

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-->'''Bond:''' -->'''Bond''': Don't worry, you're not my type.
-->'''Vesper:''' Smart?
-->'''Bond:'''
type.\\
'''Vesper''': Smart?\\
'''Bond''':
Single.



-->'''Quinn Harris:''' If it makes you feel any better, you're not my type.\\
'''Robin Monroe:''' Oh good, why?\\
'''Quinn Harris:''' You talk too much. You're opinionated. You're stubborn, sarcastic, and stuck up! Your ass is too narrow and your tits are too small.\\
'''Robin Monroe:''' Hey, you wanna know why you're not my type?\\
'''Quinn Harris:''' Nope.
* ''Film/TenThingsIHateAboutYou'': While trying to figure out what kind of man Kat would be interested in, Cameron and Michael determine she likes "pretty guys like Jared Leto.” Used for comical effect when they later insinuate to Patrick that he isn’t her type.
-->'''Cameron:''' Here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys.
--> ''They stare at each other.''
-->'''Patrick:''' (affronted) Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
-->'''Michael:''' ...He- He's very pretty!
-->'''Cameron:''' Yeah, I- I just wasn't sure. I- I didn't know.
-->'''Michael:''' This is a gorgeous guy! [to Patrick] You're a gorgeous guy.

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-->'''Quinn Harris:''' Harris''': If it makes you feel any better, you're not my type.\\
'''Robin Monroe:''' Monroe''': Oh good, why?\\
'''Quinn Harris:''' Harris''': You talk too much. You're opinionated. You're stubborn, sarcastic, and stuck up! Your ass is too narrow and your tits are too small.\\
'''Robin Monroe:''' Monroe''': Hey, you wanna know why you're not my type?\\
'''Quinn Harris:''' Harris''': Nope.
* ''Film/TenThingsIHateAboutYou'': While trying to figure out what kind of man Kat would be interested in, Cameron and Michael determine she likes "pretty guys like Jared Leto.” Used for comical effect when they later insinuate to Patrick that he isn’t isn't her type.
-->'''Cameron:''' -->'''Cameron''': Here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys.
-->
guys.\\
''They stare at each other.''
-->'''Patrick:'''
other''.\\
'''Patrick''':
(affronted) Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
-->'''Michael:''' ...
guy?\\
'''Michael''': ...
He- He's very pretty!
-->'''Cameron:'''
pretty!\\
'''Cameron''':
Yeah, I- I just wasn't sure. I- I didn't know.
-->'''Michael:'''
know.\\
'''Michael''':
This is a gorgeous guy! [to Patrick] You're a gorgeous guy.



** After Faith turns evil and tries to seduce Angel, he claims he likes them sane, [[HypocriticalHumor even though she did it to turn him into Angelus, whose prized possession is Drusilla whom he drove insane.]]

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** After Faith turns evil and tries to seduce Angel, he claims he likes them sane, [[HypocriticalHumor even though she did it to turn him into Angelus, whose prized possession is Drusilla whom he drove insane.]] insane]].



-->'''Faith:''' Thought I'd go after the clean marine, didn't ya? He's a cutie. Looks like he can use a good roll in the sack.
-->'''Buffy:''' You're not his type. He's not real big on sleaze.
** In the comics, after the reveal that Buffy slept with fellow Slayer Satsu, she and Willow snark about it, with Willow stating it's lucky she didn't experiment with her, [[BlatantLies claiming Buffy isn't her type,]] and Buffy claiming her type includes Creator/JudiDench and Eleanor Roosevelt. Cue BrainBleach.

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-->'''Faith:''' --->'''Faith''': Thought I'd go after the clean marine, didn't ya? He's a cutie. Looks like he can use a good roll in the sack.
-->'''Buffy:'''
sack.\\
'''Buffy''':
You're not his type. He's not real big on sleaze.
** In the comics, after the reveal that Buffy slept with fellow Slayer Satsu, she and Willow snark about it, with Willow stating it's lucky she didn't experiment with her, [[BlatantLies claiming Buffy isn't her type,]] type]], and Buffy claiming her type includes Creator/JudiDench and Eleanor Roosevelt. Cue BrainBleach.



* On ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', Jerry dates a woman who is revealed to have dated and been ''dumped'' by Newman; the only reason he gives for why he dumped her was, ‘She wasn’t my type.’ It drives Jerry mad that he’s dating a woman that even ''Newman'' found unacceptable.
* ''Series/{{Friends}}'': This is [[{{JustFriends}} Monica's response to Chandler suggesting he could be her boyfriend]], stating she needs someone older and more mature. Despite that, a year later they become intimate, as well as the-longest running couple of the gang, even becoming HappilyMarried.
--> Monica: "I need someone like Richard or Pete. Someone older...mature."
--> Chandler: "Oooh, am I not ''mature'' enough for you." *Beat*

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* On ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', Jerry dates a woman who is revealed to have dated and been ''dumped'' by Newman; the only reason he gives for why he dumped her was, ‘She wasn’t 'She wasn't my type.’ type'. It drives Jerry mad that he’s he's dating a woman that even ''Newman'' found unacceptable.
* ''Series/{{Friends}}'': This is [[{{JustFriends}} [[JustFriends Monica's response to Chandler suggesting he could be her boyfriend]], stating she needs someone older and more mature. Despite that, a year later they become intimate, as well as the-longest running couple of the gang, even becoming HappilyMarried.
--> Monica: "I '''Monica''': I need someone like Richard or Pete. Someone older...mature."
--> Chandler: "Oooh,
\\
'''Chandler''': Oooh,
am I not ''mature'' enough for you." *Beat*you. ({{Beat}})



-->'''Fiona:''' Was that flirting or does she hate you?\\
'''Michael:''' I am ''not'' her type.

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-->'''Fiona:''' -->'''Fiona''': Was that flirting or does she hate you?\\
'''Michael:''' '''Michael''': I am ''not'' her type.



-->'''Jon:''' [[RepeatingSoTheAudienceCanHear I'm not your type?! Well, just what is your type? ... Human?]]\\
'''Garfield:''' Picky, picky, picky.

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-->'''Jon:''' -->'''Jon''': [[RepeatingSoTheAudienceCanHear I'm not your type?! Well, just what is your type? ... Human?]]\\
'''Garfield:''' '''Garfield''': Picky, picky, picky.



-->'''Jinnea:''' I'm not interested in "off-duty research". At least not with you.

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-->'''Jinnea:''' -->'''Jinnea''': I'm not interested in "off-duty research". At least not with you.



* Inverted and then subverted in ''Webcomic/CobwebAndStripes.'' Lydia and Betelgeuse bond a little when she has a CryIntoChest moment with him, and he teases her about letting a man so much older than she is sit on her bed. She remarks that "little anemic weirdos like me" probably aren't his type. The subversion comes from his response.
-->'''Betelgeuse:''' Wanna bet on that?

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* Inverted and then subverted in ''Webcomic/CobwebAndStripes.'' ''Webcomic/CobwebAndStripes''. Lydia and Betelgeuse bond a little when she has a CryIntoChest moment with him, and he teases her about letting a man so much older than she is sit on her bed. She remarks that "little anemic weirdos like me" probably aren't his type. The subversion comes from his response.
-->'''Betelgeuse:''' -->'''Betelgeuse''': Wanna bet on that?



-->'''Buster:''' He's not your type! He's not even your species!

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-->'''Buster:''' -->'''Buster''': He's not your type! He's not even your species!
31st Jul '17 7:38:07 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''ComicBook/SinCity'': Subverted by Roark Jr., a pedophile serial killer who could only get it up from [[LovesTheSoundOfScreaming hearing his victims scream]]. When he captures Hartigan and Nancy (who almost became one of his victims years ago), he smirks that she's no longer his "type" [[ShesAllGrownUp now that she's an adult]], but he's willing to make an exception to get revenge on both of them.
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6th Jun '17 3:45:24 AM writingspirit
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* ''Film/TenThingsIHateAboutYou'': While trying to figure out what kind of man Kat would be interested in, Cameron and Michael determine she likes "pretty guys like Jared Leto.” Used for comical effect when they later insinuate to Patrick that he isn’t her type.
-->'''Cameron:''' Here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys.
--> ''They stare at each other.''
-->'''Patrick:''' (affronted) Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
-->'''Michael:''' ...He- He's very pretty!
-->'''Cameron:''' Yeah, I- I just wasn't sure. I- I didn't know.
-->'''Michael:''' This is a gorgeous guy! [to Patrick] You're a gorgeous guy.
8th May '17 2:24:46 PM Derkhan
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* Used a couple of times in ''Literature/LoyalEnemies'':
** PlayedForLaughs in various instances of so-called mortal enemies werewolf Shelena and monster hunter Veres telling each other as much, [[FoeRomanceSubtext unasked for]]. Shelena claims that scrawny and half-dead isn't her type, and who likes TallDarkAndHandsome anyway? And Veres informs her that blonde and foul-mouthed is nothing anybody would want. Guess who becomes the OfficialCouple by the end of the book.
** PlayedForDrama twice in a row when Shelena is chained naked in the villain's dungeon. Etvor tells Shelena that all of her attempts to look unbreakable aren't going to make her his type, but she's good enough to rape and to produce werewolf-hybrids anyway. Shortly after, freshly [[FaceHeelTurn face-heel-turned]] Veres comes waltzing down to declare that no matter what she may have tried, running around naked in front of him or nursing him back to life while threatening to kill him afterwards anyway would never make him fall for her because it shows that she is ruled by animalistic instincts and has no real heart for love, and that's disgusting and not his thing. [[spoiler:Veres, at least, was bluffing and talking bullshit out his nose because he needed time to weave a spell to free Shelena and the villains were listening in.]]
22nd Apr '17 2:53:15 AM ectostar
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13th Apr '17 9:58:18 AM CurledUpWithDakka
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-->'''Ned''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You have a type]]?"

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-->'''Ned''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You have a type]]?"type]]?
30th Jan '17 7:34:08 PM StrixObscuro
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* In ''Series/HaltAndCatchFire'', Cameron uses these exact words when Donna teasingly suggests that they pose as a lesbian couple to get a better deal when buying a house.
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