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10th Dec '16 6:53:48 PM nombretomado
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* ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'': Spoony [[SelfDeprecation says it about himself]] after he acts out a battle between [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Hal Jordan]], [[ConanTheBarbarian Conan the Cimmerian]], and a giant Dizzy Gillespie using toys, [[ItMakesSenseInContext all in response to a really boring computer game]].

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* ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'': Spoony [[SelfDeprecation says it about himself]] after he acts out a battle between [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Hal Jordan]], [[ConanTheBarbarian [[Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian Conan the Cimmerian]], and a giant Dizzy Gillespie using toys, [[ItMakesSenseInContext all in response to a really boring computer game]].
7th Dec '16 9:32:01 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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* Han Joo-Doh from ''Anime/Akatsuki No Yona'' often receives this, especially from Geun-Tae who is already married.
* [[NunTooHoly Eda]] in ''Anime/BlackLagoon'' frequently teases Revy about whether or not she's going to have sex with Rock. Revy doesn't find it remotely amusing, and finds Eda's taunts that if Revy won't, maybe ''she'' will even less amusing..

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* Han Joo-Doh from ''Anime/Akatsuki No Yona'' ''Anime/AkatsukiNoYona'' often receives this, especially from Geun-Tae who is already married.
* [[NunTooHoly Eda]] in ''Anime/BlackLagoon'' frequently teases Revy about whether or not she's going to have sex with Rock. Revy doesn't find it remotely amusing, and finds Eda's taunts that if Revy won't, maybe ''she'' will will, even less amusing..amusing.



** Later in the novel, Locke finally decides to take his friends' advice...but he's still stuck on Her, and therefore he can't perform. He does get an excellent massage and some calming advice from a rather understanding prostitute, though.

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** Later in the novel, Locke finally decides to take his friends' advice... but he's still stuck on Her, and therefore he can't perform. He does get an excellent massage and some calming advice from a rather understanding prostitute, though.



* ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice'': Mr. Collins cannot emphasize enough to the Bennets the urgency with which Lady Catherine insisted he get married... [[spoiler: We later see that he is not one bit less obnoxious after he has married and there is a child on the way.]]

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* ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice'': Mr. Collins cannot emphasize enough to the Bennets the urgency with which Lady Catherine insisted he get married... [[spoiler: We married.... [[spoiler:We later see that he is not one bit less obnoxious after he has married and there is a child on the way.]]



* Towards the end of ''Eclipse'', Bella Swan from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' gets rather desperate for some action with Edward. When they finally satisfy that need in ''Breaking Dawn'', Edward notes that it seemed that sex was the key to getting her to be agreeable...
* In the ''Literature/NightHuntress'' books, Bones gives the bigoted and tightly wound Justina a cynical look and says, "You're in desperate need of a good shag." Her daughter is too speechless to defend her...because she's often had the same thought about her mother.

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* Towards the end of ''Eclipse'', Bella Swan from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' gets rather desperate for some action with Edward. When they finally satisfy that need in ''Breaking Dawn'', Edward notes that it seemed that sex was the key to getting her to be agreeable...
agreeable....
* In the ''Literature/NightHuntress'' books, Bones gives the bigoted and tightly wound Justina a cynical look and says, "You're in desperate need of a good shag." Her daughter is too speechless to defend her... because she's often had the same thought about her mother.



* [[Webcomic/LeastICouldDo "... and that's when I bought the horse a prostitute."]]

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* [[Webcomic/LeastICouldDo "... and that's when I bought the horse a prostitute."]]



* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'': while watching ''Film/ErnestSavesChristmas'', there's a scene where Film/ErnestPWorrell makes disturbing facial expressions while describing a bizarre incident from his childhood. The Critic's response is to suggest that Ernest...well...you ''know'' what page you're on.

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* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'': while watching ''Film/ErnestSavesChristmas'', there's a scene where Film/ErnestPWorrell makes disturbing facial expressions while describing a bizarre incident from his childhood. The Critic's response is to suggest that Ernest...well... well... you ''know'' what page you're on.
7th Nov '16 6:23:00 AM Tahaneira
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** Which would admittedly be a better reaction than if they realized that his [[spoiler:'dates' were also him meeting with his informants (who happen to be callgirls)]].
4th Nov '16 3:52:10 PM valar55
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->''"Tuvok I understand\\

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->''"Tuvok ->''"Tuvok, I understand\\
26th Oct '16 9:56:49 PM PaulA
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* When PeterDavid first started writing ''Comicbook/{{Aquaman}}'', he quickly became a violent, snarky anti-hero... then he met Dolphin.
-->'''Aquaman:''' You mean, all this time, THIS was all I needed..?
-->'''Dolphin:''' If you're like any other man, yes.

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* When PeterDavid Creator/PeterDavid first started writing ''Comicbook/{{Aquaman}}'', he quickly became a violent, snarky anti-hero... then he met Dolphin.
-->'''Aquaman:''' You mean, all this time, THIS was all I needed..?
-->'''Dolphin:'''
?\\
'''Dolphin:'''
If you're like any other man, yes.
18th Oct '16 4:15:34 PM nombretomado
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* The Ant uses the E-rated version ("We've got to get this guy a girlfriend") towards Tombstone in ''FreedomForce vs. The Third Reich''. Of course, Tombstone is dead, having been falsely accused for the murder of his wife and executed in the electric chair, only to be resurrected as a wrathful specter by a dose of [[AppliedPhlebotinum Energy X]].

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* The Ant uses the E-rated version ("We've got to get this guy a girlfriend") towards Tombstone in ''FreedomForce ''VideoGame/FreedomForce vs. The Third Reich''. Of course, Tombstone is dead, having been falsely accused for the murder of his wife and executed in the electric chair, only to be resurrected as a wrathful specter by a dose of [[AppliedPhlebotinum Energy X]].
3rd Oct '16 11:18:54 AM erforce
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* In the first ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' film, after Will Turner reveals that he made all the swords in the blacksmith's shop and constantly trains with them, Jack Sparrow quips that he needs a girlfriend. He later decides Will is a eunuch, and it becomes a RunningGag.

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* In the first ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' film, ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl'', after Will Turner reveals that he made all the swords in the blacksmith's shop and constantly trains with them, Jack Sparrow quips that he needs a girlfriend. He later decides Will is a eunuch, and it becomes a RunningGag.
1st Oct '16 5:52:05 PM pob1310
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Sometimes said by one friend to another who seems too engrossed in their hobbies or whatever, it is similar in sentiment to "You need a girlfriend/boyfriend," and is the standard response to geeks being geeky. This often sounds [[AllMenArePerverts patronizing]] due to the implication that the person's problems [[UnintentionallyUnsympathetic only exist]] [[TheHedonist because]] of their [[CelibateHero raging hormones]] and that a good role in the hay will miraculously solve everything and make them a [[ValuesDissonance better]] person to boot because SexIsGood and [[{{Jerkass}} what they're doing isn't]]. [[UnfortunateImplications It can very easily carry]] [[AcceptableFeminineGoalsAndTraits a wide]] [[AManIsAlwaysEager variety of]] [[DoesNotLikeMen unfortunate]] [[TeacherStudentRomance baggage]].

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Sometimes said by one friend to another who seems too engrossed in their hobbies or whatever, it is similar in sentiment to "You need a girlfriend/boyfriend," and is the standard response to geeks being geeky. This often sounds [[AllMenArePerverts patronizing]] due to the implication that the person's problems [[UnintentionallyUnsympathetic only exist]] [[TheHedonist because]] of their [[CelibateHero raging hormones]] and that a good role roll in the hay will miraculously solve everything and make them a [[ValuesDissonance better]] person to boot because SexIsGood and [[{{Jerkass}} what they're doing isn't]]. [[UnfortunateImplications It can very easily carry]] [[AcceptableFeminineGoalsAndTraits a wide]] [[AManIsAlwaysEager variety of]] [[DoesNotLikeMen unfortunate]] [[TeacherStudentRomance baggage]].
25th Sep '16 3:30:58 AM Statzkeen
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* St. Paul describes in 1st Corinthians 7:9 "it is better to marry than burn", implying most people are not meant for celibacy.

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* St. Paul describes in 1st Corinthians 7:9 "it is better to marry than burn", to burn with passion", implying most people really are not meant for celibacy.celibacy (even though Paul believed that, all else being equal, celibacy was superior because it allowed one to focus on following the Lord and not on pleasing a spouse).
25th Sep '16 3:25:25 AM Statzkeen
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* [[http://retailcomic.com/comics/february-5-2007/ Another G-rated version]] in ''ComicStrip/{{Retail}}''.

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* [[http://retailcomic.com/comics/february-5-2007/ Another G-rated version]] in ''ComicStrip/{{Retail}}''. ''ComicStrip/{{Retail}}'', merely saying "You need a boyfriend" and then saying she could have been even ''less'' subtle than that...
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