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8th Mar '17 6:17:55 PM nombretomado
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* In MercedesLackey's ''SacredGround'', the protagonist's grandfather reminds her of the importance of the "Osage blanket ritual" to relieve stress. A few chapters later, she decides to take the advice.

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* In MercedesLackey's Creator/MercedesLackey's ''SacredGround'', the protagonist's grandfather reminds her of the importance of the "Osage blanket ritual" to relieve stress. A few chapters later, she decides to take the advice.
2nd Mar '17 7:12:45 PM Andyroid
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* ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail'': In "studying", Strong Bad calls the viewer a "dork-on" for turning down the chance to get to "first, second, or quite possibly even third base" with his girlfriend in favor of studying.

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* ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail'': In "studying", Strong Bad calls the viewer sender Roy a "dork-on" for turning down the chance to get to "first, second, or quite possibly even third base" with his girlfriend in favor of studying.
2nd Mar '17 7:11:40 PM Andyroid
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* ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail'': In "studying", Strong Bad calls the viewer a "dork-on" for turning down the chance to get to "first, second, or quite possibly even third base" with his girlfriend in favor of studying.
6th Feb '17 4:01:24 AM Doug86
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** In the SequelSeries by DeanKoontz, the New Race (essentially version 2 or 3.0 that followed on from the monster) ''can'' get laid, but that's ''all'' they can do. They cannot feel intimacy (by design). It works about as well as you'd think.

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** In the SequelSeries by DeanKoontz, Creator/DeanKoontz, the New Race (essentially version 2 or 3.0 that followed on from the monster) ''can'' get laid, but that's ''all'' they can do. They cannot feel intimacy (by design). It works about as well as you'd think.
4th Feb '17 1:57:40 AM foxley
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* ''Series/DeathInParadise'': At the end of "The Complex Murder", Dwayne tells Humphrey that he doesn't need a boat, he needs a girlfriend.
21st Dec '16 3:50:45 PM Discar
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* Occurs frequently in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfiction towards Edward (especially pre-''Breaking Dawn'', hur hur). In a typical set-up, Emmett and Jasper would rib Edward about being stuffy and uptight and accuse his [[AManIsNotAVirgin virginity]] of being the [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian root of the problem.]]

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* Occurs frequently in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfiction towards Edward (especially pre-''Breaking Dawn'', hur hur). In a typical set-up, Emmett and Jasper would rib Edward about being stuffy and uptight and accuse his [[AManIsNotAVirgin virginity]] virginity of being the [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian root of the problem.]]
20th Dec '16 12:28:05 AM Omeganian
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* ''[[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779 My Friend, my Lover]]'' is an XMenEvolution fic playing that straight with Jean actually having medical problems due to lack of sex (Storm states mutants have a very high sex drive). She establishes a FriendsWithBenefits relationship with Scott. The change in both of them is rather unbelievable for their friends. So is the change in Logan after he hooks up with Storm.

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* ''[[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544207779 My Friend, my Lover]]'' is an XMenEvolution ''WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution'' fic playing that straight with Jean actually having medical problems due to lack of sex (Storm states mutants have a very high sex drive). She establishes a FriendsWithBenefits relationship with Scott. The change in both of them is rather unbelievable for their friends. So is the change in Logan after he hooks up with Storm.
17th Dec '16 8:11:17 AM Morgenthaler
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* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'': [[{{Badass}} Garnet]] to [[TheBrute Jasper]] during their knock-down drag-out fist fight. Jasper had been mocking her for being [[spoiler:[[FusionDance a fusion]]]] so it's pretty effective.

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* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'': [[{{Badass}} Garnet]] Garnet to [[TheBrute Jasper]] during their knock-down drag-out fist fight. Jasper had been mocking her for being [[spoiler:[[FusionDance a fusion]]]] so it's pretty effective.
10th Dec '16 6:53:48 PM nombretomado
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* ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'': Spoony [[SelfDeprecation says it about himself]] after he acts out a battle between [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Hal Jordan]], [[ConanTheBarbarian Conan the Cimmerian]], and a giant Dizzy Gillespie using toys, [[ItMakesSenseInContext all in response to a really boring computer game]].

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* ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'': Spoony [[SelfDeprecation says it about himself]] after he acts out a battle between [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Hal Jordan]], [[ConanTheBarbarian [[Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian Conan the Cimmerian]], and a giant Dizzy Gillespie using toys, [[ItMakesSenseInContext all in response to a really boring computer game]].
7th Dec '16 9:32:01 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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* Han Joo-Doh from ''Anime/Akatsuki No Yona'' often receives this, especially from Geun-Tae who is already married.
* [[NunTooHoly Eda]] in ''Anime/BlackLagoon'' frequently teases Revy about whether or not she's going to have sex with Rock. Revy doesn't find it remotely amusing, and finds Eda's taunts that if Revy won't, maybe ''she'' will even less amusing..

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* Han Joo-Doh from ''Anime/Akatsuki No Yona'' ''Anime/AkatsukiNoYona'' often receives this, especially from Geun-Tae who is already married.
* [[NunTooHoly Eda]] in ''Anime/BlackLagoon'' frequently teases Revy about whether or not she's going to have sex with Rock. Revy doesn't find it remotely amusing, and finds Eda's taunts that if Revy won't, maybe ''she'' will will, even less amusing..amusing.



** Later in the novel, Locke finally decides to take his friends' advice...but he's still stuck on Her, and therefore he can't perform. He does get an excellent massage and some calming advice from a rather understanding prostitute, though.

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** Later in the novel, Locke finally decides to take his friends' advice... but he's still stuck on Her, and therefore he can't perform. He does get an excellent massage and some calming advice from a rather understanding prostitute, though.



* ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice'': Mr. Collins cannot emphasize enough to the Bennets the urgency with which Lady Catherine insisted he get married... [[spoiler: We later see that he is not one bit less obnoxious after he has married and there is a child on the way.]]

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* ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice'': Mr. Collins cannot emphasize enough to the Bennets the urgency with which Lady Catherine insisted he get married... [[spoiler: We married.... [[spoiler:We later see that he is not one bit less obnoxious after he has married and there is a child on the way.]]



* Towards the end of ''Eclipse'', Bella Swan from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' gets rather desperate for some action with Edward. When they finally satisfy that need in ''Breaking Dawn'', Edward notes that it seemed that sex was the key to getting her to be agreeable...
* In the ''Literature/NightHuntress'' books, Bones gives the bigoted and tightly wound Justina a cynical look and says, "You're in desperate need of a good shag." Her daughter is too speechless to defend her...because she's often had the same thought about her mother.

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* Towards the end of ''Eclipse'', Bella Swan from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' gets rather desperate for some action with Edward. When they finally satisfy that need in ''Breaking Dawn'', Edward notes that it seemed that sex was the key to getting her to be agreeable...
agreeable....
* In the ''Literature/NightHuntress'' books, Bones gives the bigoted and tightly wound Justina a cynical look and says, "You're in desperate need of a good shag." Her daughter is too speechless to defend her... because she's often had the same thought about her mother.



* [[Webcomic/LeastICouldDo "... and that's when I bought the horse a prostitute."]]

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* [[Webcomic/LeastICouldDo "... and that's when I bought the horse a prostitute."]]



* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'': while watching ''Film/ErnestSavesChristmas'', there's a scene where Film/ErnestPWorrell makes disturbing facial expressions while describing a bizarre incident from his childhood. The Critic's response is to suggest that Ernest...well...you ''know'' what page you're on.

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* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'': while watching ''Film/ErnestSavesChristmas'', there's a scene where Film/ErnestPWorrell makes disturbing facial expressions while describing a bizarre incident from his childhood. The Critic's response is to suggest that Ernest...well... well... you ''know'' what page you're on.
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