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18th Sep '17 9:20:39 PM infernape612
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%%* ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}''

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%%* ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}''* ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}'' has this when Megamind discovers Metro Man's WeaksauceWeakness.
-->'''Megamind:''' Your weakness is copper? You're kidding, right?
** [[spoiler:He was kidding. Metro man just wanted to fake his own death so he could retire.]]



-->'''Batman:''' "Not to be the downer, but we're sitting in a stupid couch floating IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN. It's not like a giant pirate boat is going to come out of nowh-MY-GOSH-"
-->*Cue Pirate Ship coming out of nowhere. Then later,*
-->'''Batman:''' "There's just one problem with your plan, Dingus: according to your precious instructions, this ship needs a hyperdrive, and we don't have one."
-->'''Benny:''' "Maybe we can find one!"
-->'''Batman:''' "What? You think a spaceship is just going to come out of nowhere-"
-->*cue the Millenium Falcon*
-->'''Batman:''' "ARE YOU KIDDING ME - the same bit?!"

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-->'''Batman:''' "Not Not to be the downer, but we're sitting in a stupid couch floating IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN. It's not like a giant pirate boat is going to come out of nowh-MY-GOSH-"
-->*Cue
nowh-MY-GOSH-\\
''[Cue
Pirate Ship coming out of nowhere. Then later,*
-->'''Batman:''' "There's
later...]''\\
'''Batman:''' There's
just one problem with your plan, Dingus: according to your precious instructions, this ship needs a hyperdrive, and we don't have one."
-->'''Benny:''' "Maybe
\\
'''Benny:''' Maybe
we can find one!"
-->'''Batman:''' "What?
one!\\
'''Batman:''' What?
You think a spaceship is just going to come out of nowhere-"
-->*cue
nowhere-\\
''[cue
the Millenium Falcon*
-->'''Batman:''' "ARE
Falcon]''\\
'''Batman:''' ARE
YOU KIDDING ME - the same bit?!"bit?!



--> '''Garrus:''' Did we just get shot at by a Reaper?!
--> '''James:''' (as the party runs ''towards'' it) You've ''got'' to be kidding!

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--> '''Garrus:''' --->'''Garrus:''' Did we just get shot at by a Reaper?!
-->
Reaper?!\\
'''James:''' (as the party runs ''towards'' it) You've ''got'' to be kidding!



* In The '''''VideoGame/GearsOfWar''''' series, Marcus had this reaction after shooting a chicken that goes into a giant golden mutant one.
--> '''Marcus''': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRFR1LoMpFo Are you kidding me]]?

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* In The '''''VideoGame/GearsOfWar''''' ''VideoGame/GearsOfWar'' series, Marcus had this reaction after shooting a chicken that goes into a giant golden mutant one.
--> '''Marcus''': -->'''Marcus''': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRFR1LoMpFo Are you kidding me]]?



--> '''Ryuto''': Wait, someone else is with him.
--> '''Chou-Chou''': Oh, you're right. (pauses, then says in disbelief) You're crappin' me!
* In ''VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors'' this is Junpei's reaction to TheReveal that [[spoiler: during the whole Nonary Game they were ''not'' on a ship but inside Building Q]]

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--> '''Ryuto''': -->'''Ryuto''': Wait, someone else is with him.
-->
him.\\
'''Chou-Chou''': Oh, you're right. (pauses, then says in disbelief) You're crappin' me!
* In ''VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors'' this is Junpei's reaction to TheReveal that [[spoiler: during the whole Nonary Game they were ''not'' on a ship but inside Building Q]]Q]].
12th Sep '17 9:07:32 PM DrFraud
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* Jack reacts this way in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4515070/1/Big-Trouble-in-Old-England Big Trouble in Old England]]'' when he first sees the flying boat he and the others use to get to Voldemort's headquarters.
11th Sep '17 9:15:39 AM StarTropes
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* ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'', when Dumbledore announces that the Tri-Wizard Tournament is being held at Hogwarts.
-->'''Fred Weasley:''' You're ''joking''. (crowd laughs)
-->'''Dumbledore:''' I am not joking, Mr. Weasley, though now that you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag and a leprechaun who all go into a bar -
-->'''[=McGonagall=]:''' *clears throat*

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* From ''Literature/HarryPotter'':
**
''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'', when Dumbledore announces that the Tri-Wizard Tournament is being held at Hogwarts.
-->'''Fred --->'''Fred Weasley:''' You're ''joking''. (crowd laughs)
-->'''Dumbledore:'''
laughs)\\
'''Dumbledore:'''
I am not joking, Mr. Weasley, though now that you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag and a leprechaun who all go into a bar -
-->'''[=McGonagall=]:'''
-\\
'''[=McGonagall=]:'''
*clears throat*throat*
** Although Harry doesn't say this word-for-word, this is basically how he reacts in ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince'' when he learns that Cornelius Fudge had tried to gain his support despite having spent a year covering up Voldemort's return and smearing anybody who spoke the truth, including Harry himself.
6th Sep '17 2:54:22 PM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2547336/17/The-Savior-and-the-Scourge The Savior and the Scourge]]'' Voldemort tries giving Harry a WeCanRuleTogether speech.
-->'''Harry:''' You're kidding right?
5th Sep '17 2:58:25 PM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8054239/15/White-Knights-and-Dark-Lords White Knights and Dark Lords]]'' Xander says this almost word-for-word when Mr. and Mrs. Weasley flinch when he mentions Voldemort.

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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8054239/15/White-Knights-and-Dark-Lords White Knights and Dark Lords]]'' Xander says this almost word-for-word when Mr. and Mrs. Weasley flinch when he mentions Voldemort. He has a similar reaction later on when Voldemort uses demons and vampires as part of his army.
-->'''Xander:''' You're shitting me. Vamps and demons against Slayers?
4th Sep '17 11:23:14 PM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8054239/15/White-Knights-and-Dark-Lords White Knights and Dark Lords]]'' Xander says this almost word-for-word when Mr. and Mrs. Weasley flinch when he mentions Voldemort.
31st Aug '17 9:11:44 PM DrFraud
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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6889263/3/Harry-Potter-and-The-Fate-We-Make Harry Potter and the Fate We Make]]'' Harry says this almost word-for-word when Dumbledore shows him Trelawney's first prophecy.






%%* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'': JD has been know to say this on occasion.

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%%* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'': JD has been know known to say this on occasion.
19th Aug '17 4:23:35 PM nighttrainfm
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* In the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' episode "Legends", Flash is fighting a supervillain in a RetroUniverse. Just when it looks like he's won, he sees a [[BusFullOfInnocents bus full of nuns]] on a collision course with a TNT truck.
-->'''Flash:''' You've gotta be ''kidding.''
4th Jul '17 5:17:18 PM StarTropes
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* On ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', [[TheCasanova Tony]] gets this look whenever he has his eyes on the GirlOfTheWeek, only to find out that she has her eyes on [[NerdsAreSexy McGee]]. Or [[SilverFox Gibbs]].
3rd Jul '17 8:38:03 PM BobTanaka
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** Discord has this reaction when he learns that Fluttershy's new friend Treehugger doesn't remember meeting him earlier in the episode. Keep in mind, [[RealityWarper Discord]] [[MixAndMatchCritters is a pretty]] [[MadGod memorable character.]]
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